EARTHQUAKE DRILL
EARTHQUAKE DRILL In the event of an earthquake, lie down in a sheltered area & cover your head with your hands.
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Donut pee in yur flanik!
cormrats ambercat
u noe dis ’securded spaec’ ob da kitteh acshulleh luks lai sumfink u cuds cawl flanik… adn ai suer hoep da kitteh nawt habs hers fruntpawses awp becuz sumbunnehe peeded in der… dat wuds bee 2 litrlolleh.
Aiz safe here – ai hawp!
Stop, drop but don’t roll…
butt (!) ai mai shaek adn rattlol?
Teh erfquake will shaek an rattlol for u.
Instant nature dansdansdans.
sowns liek a parteh…
Kitteh Paks
Contain one (1) kitteh each
Unfold and snorgle at all times
I takes a kitteh pac! I will snuggle awl teh time!
Ai haz kittehs hoo snorgle 24/7. AND in cases uv Erfqwake, nap till iz ober. Nawt mush in KCMO. Nawt yet until It happuns……….
Gratz ambercat on ur nawt sekund!
Wut does u want foar ur drinksies an dansies an snaksies, ambercat?
is anywun here?
Ai heer, jackie…………
Hay ewe! – Eye hav ben werkin an du-in lawndrees an werkin an du-in lawndrees an werkin..aifinkso ewe gits de pixshure…Eye haz a tyred…butt (!) Eye bollunteered fur de werkin frum hohm dis week, week, week-end….it wuz portent wurks..aifinkso.
I haz a lonely..
I can haz cheezeberger?
Awl ya wants, sweetee!
Doan wake me, I no wantz to get awt uf bedz todai…
Lettuce leev sleeping kittehs, diva…..
Hiy diva! how are you this fine evenin?
If Urffkwayk happenz
Kitteh will knoez abowtz it
lawnng b4 Hewminz
Kitteh’z wisskurrz willz
twitch eeben ifz Urffkwayk iz
inz anuddurr stayt
Kitteh’z wisskurrz grayt
atz ‘feeleeng’ Thundurr b4
Hewminz canz heerz it
Jack.
graet job, jack!! thoze kittehs kno manee manee fings we not knows, ifinkso!
hiya jack! hiya kinker! how are you tue tueday?
Doin guds. Ai a liddlol slowz tueday? U ennyware erfkwake? Teh ownlee places it will reeeeely happen rown heer iz at teh New Madrid Fawlt rite bui teh Mississippi! Woooot!
ai iz awn tawp uv teh wasatch fawlt… duzzint moov much sew wen it DUZ, it weel bee a BEEEEEEG wun, afinkso. ack!
GMTA! Ai just wroted U a letter and menshuned the New Madrid Fawlt!
hi jackie, hi KCT, hi jk2k!! i’z only heer for a fyoo minits, just wanted to saying hi!
kitteh haz a snugglol awl figgered owt!
well, teh burfday fairy’s heer, anyway, to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noo frenz, an lurkur frenz hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding Fikshunkitteh!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, fluffy ‘n’ lite anjul fud cakes wif fresh froots an wippy kreem, an ob corse we must eeting owr vejtablols!! also sparkly party punch, iskreem, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay!! teh wooden ballz are payntingd to luk liek trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh mallet tehy say funny trolly fings!!
also goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bowse, remote-control bebbeh zombie dolls, kandee, an many stikkers ob fuzzy kyoot liddle aminlols!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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I luv deh trolly sunday game!!
*grabz deh blue mallet adn bawl.
WHACKKKKKK!
Don’t gibbing deh kittyz a baf!!!
*rollee tollee rollee roll
Ever!! Ever ever ever ever!!!
war is u, Fikshunkitteh?!! I has sended u hapytayl birfday wishes!!! I hopes u sees dem an getz ur card!!!
Fikshunkitteh, u r teh sweetest fing ebbur. I hopesdat u has a wunnurmuss birfday….i lubs u.
Ur donkey
*splort* i can haz splort repare?
heer i come!! furst ob all, gather up all teh splorted bits ob brayns (rezist temptayshun to keep a fyoo yooseful wurking bits for myself), spray tehm off wif sprakling water for cleenliness, pakk pakk pakk tehm bak in teh crayniyum. now rap lots ob dukkie tayp printed wif trol-heds (to cownterakt fyootur attaks ob kyoot), an snap on a chikkin-hed rubber glub wif drawing ob lolephants on it, for exstra safety *fwip fwip fwip* now come sit down in a comfy chayr in teh splort recobery ward, hab some hot chonklit an a chonklit possum (to also cownterakt fyootur attaks ob kyoot) an rest too yoo feelz all better!
and kiss yer ‘tocks goodbye.
finkso for most peeples teh hed iz prolly more importint, gess evreewun haz to deside for tehmselves wut part tehy wants to save.
sayv teh kittehs, sillee!
Wayk up kitteh!! I hurd dah goggie mention dat dey added ketteh rolls to da sooshee menyoo.
The centre is tasty but I find the packing crate exterior a little chewy.
Hiy luna! how are you tueday?
Hi cheezfrenz! Iz sorta a lillol tee-arrrr-oh-el-el as i rarelee haz da commentz but I jus wanna say fank yous to all da cheez frenz in da 5k for cancer ree serch. I has da cancer and bery much appreshe ate ebberywun who halps to fund raze for deez gud cawzez! Drinkies fur awl!
Ohai mitts! Yewz nawt a tee-arr-oh-el-el cuz yu rarely commint! Dose t-wurds iz teh badd comminturs, nawt the infreekwint wuns. Nycetameetcha! **extends culurful wing of frenship**
Fank you parrothead! ***extends floofy paw of frenship***
ohai mitts *extends floofy paw ob frendship* yoo iz not a trol, yoo iz a frend! we iz glad yoo un-lurkd to say ohai! fank yoo for teh drinkie *sips tastee bevrij* arent teh ladeez hoo raysed wunnerful? taht iz verybig fing to doing!! *shy* i duz nayborhud fundrayzing for teh leukemia an lymphoma foundation, iz just writing addresses on envelopes an puttin a stamp on tehm an mayling tehm, but folks alwayz sendz twise az much munnies or more tahn iz teh nayborhood goal! tehy iz very generuss. reminds me, i gotted laet chekk after i sended in donayshuns, needs to rebember to mail it in. gud luk wif yor cansur, i sez prayrs for yoo {{{{{mitts}}}}}
twernt nuffin fren.Nuffin atawl. *digs toe shylee in durt*
WUZ TU! WUZ BEEG SUMFIN! Sawree furr yellin. Congar-rats and fanks, awn beehaf ov hoomanite, tidmum! Yewz grate! *schmoo*
**hoomaniteE**
wuz very big!! that iz loooooooonnnnng way to run!! an wurkin hard to get teh spon sir ships!! (an tell teh Angsty Wun taht wuz very awsum fing her did indeed!)
Izza drill, iz onlee a drill. Wen drill iz obur, we will hab eurfkwake hammurz, den eurfkwake sawz.
Dis kitteh luuks lyke me awn a Mundane moarnin wen teh alarm goez awf.
Secure kittehs first then yourselves! Oh, and kids too.