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Cheezburger Network Blog
We did it! We completed owr Rais fur Lyf!!
This mornink (miggul ob the nyt, fur the Merkin peeps), Tidmum, TehAngstyWun an me wolked 5km, arownd a contree park, in Swine Town. An ebery step we tuk raisd munnees fur Cancer Research UK. It awlso raised blisters but we dint cayr; we kept goin enneewai!!
Between us, we haz raisd abowt £1000 ($1622) – an SJ/Martoonie has raisd that much awl bai hersef!!
SJ’s rais is nekst Sundai, an owr sponsor paijes will stai “lyv” til abowt tehn, so if yu ud lyk to sponsor ennee ob us, or just sai “Well Dun”, plees go to
Rais Reminder
Awn CheezTownCryer
KthxAicanhasfutmassarjplees
Congrats 2 awl free uv u! an congrats fur ur nawt sekund
yay yay yay fer u awl! *breengs in fuutie soke basins fer awt teh racy gurls!
Aaaaah! Bliss! Ai has blisters awn mai blisters an Ai oenlee wolked teh fyv kay! It was hard werk wot wiv mai borkd leg and Kenna’s fybro my uchia an Tidmum’s varry cuss (LAWTS ob cuss!) vanes but(!) is imp or tent to do stuff fur odders.
yup. We did it an we has a prowd ov us
*sinks feets into bf473’s wunnerful fut baff…*…..ahhhhhhhh. BLISS..ters … O.o
Indeed. I shall ware mai hole in my cankle wiv pride.
Top tip for walkers/runners/joggers…..ware trainers wot don’t cum too high up teh bak of anklol………. O.o
hi ambercat
U cahn haz teh lavinder soke er lemmuny zingy soke er (mai Nana uzed tew swair by this wun) teh Epsom salts soke wich nawt smell pritty butt iz bery sooooothin
Hao bowt Epsum solts AN lavender?! Taht’d werk! Nao, Ai juss needs to fynd a bole Ai can fit bofe mai playts ob meet into!
*rummijs in glory hole…..THER! I fownd mah foot spa bubblol masheen!!*
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***….3..2…1..Ahhhhhhhhh
*Haystilly sobersup; puts awn cote; fynds kar kiis*
See yu in 20 mins!
I have a footgrater and am not afraid to use it.
….and Cremolia foot kreem
but be afraid….veryafraid…if I get the Callus nife owt….
…ignores the tingle off her now growing back sliced off side of foot nerves…
ohai {{{{{{awl yu raserz.}}}}} needz wun moar futzee baf? I goze and getz fur yu. mai fetez hurtz just heering abwot it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh……Tahts juss whut teh DoctorCat ordered
Fans LM {{{{{{{{ladymondegrene}}}}}}}}
YAYYYY foar yew awl!!!
*bryngs owt trai uv choklit martoonies as it seams teh fut baffs hab bin taekin caer uv*
*hands owt martoonies tew awl teh raysurs an cheezfrenz*
Cin-cin!
*Pip Pip *
*CHEEZ*
Wow, Ambercat, Tidmum, TehAngstyWun an SJ, u is mai heeroz, awl ub u!!! U haz dun grate fing, an dispyt ur own akes an panes! U definitly dezerbs fut massajz fur elebenty munfs, wif lieftim supply ub wundermus minty fut kreeme. An schmooz an beeg bunches ub preddy flours an berry speshul gifty boksz ub tee in ur fayvrit flavr.
Kitteh needs a cheezburger naow!
Dat kitteh say: “I’s glad yous iz hoam! Nao feeds meh!!!”
Lemme owt! Ai deemand mai lolyer! Anna dubble cheezburger!
Anna martoonee! Anna YNG – oh wate, taht’s wot Ai wont, nawt teh lidl kitteh!
purrhaps kitteh needz a fyremanz tew reskew him?
Uhuh, yup *nods hed* taht’s ryt. Lots ob fyrmens!
Ooooooer….Fyremens…..*droool*…..
*dialz 9 elebentee
*pullz up lawn chair.
*waytz fur deh funz tu bgin.
…..*frows seff awn ground lukkin awl pafettik…..*
**Peeks owt ob closed iyedids…**
Oh mai!…. *klunk*
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…..ihas klunked fer reel….I can has mouf to mouf? Plz? frum aht hansun Fyremanz ober thar???…..
*faint*
Oh, deer. Tidmum iz down!!!!
Yoo Hoo!! hansum fiyremenz?!?!!??!!!
Kum ober heer!
*peeks slyly out ov corner ov iyes*….
**continyoos to luk pafettikly feak an weeble**…..
Sooooo…..wut happind negst? Kureeus kittez ar kureeus.
12 step program – verree hard wen yu had tinee pors!
♫They tried to make go to Re-hab
and I said NO NO NO! ♫
Gimmee Cheezburgars NAO!
Fankyu fur gibbon me taht eerwerm to go to bed wiv! Can Ai cawl yu in 2 howrs wen Ai carnt sleep cus it is goin rowndanrowndanrownd in mai hed?!
Nope.
neenerneenerneener..
{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}
Teh winnd wull chaynj an yu’ll stik lyk taht!
{{{{{Tiddlymum}}}}}
hrhrhrhoo yoo callin Tiddly???? O.o
…oh okay….just a liddol..
I kno how dis kitteh feelz. I’m tryin to loze wate an want to eet teh nawt-gud-foar-u fuds.
Mahm wuz tellin me abowt sum browneez erlyur an I hadda holler “Shaddup wumin!”
Bee taht anee wai tew tawk tew ur mahm?
Ohai red’s mahm! Ai wud bee pleezed tew heer bowt an nom anee browniez taht u mite haz awn hand!
Butt…..hur knoes dat I’m tryin to eet helthyur an hur kept goin awn an awn an awn abowt dem browneez. I wuz lyk, nononononono…..
Finalee, I had hadded enuff. Hur laffed wen I sed it.
Darn wumin. It wuz hur I gottid my choklit addikshun frum….
ai knowz {{{red}}} ai jus teesin wif u, iz frustraitin wen u trine sew hard an wel-meenin folks keepz satotagin u
Browneez?? i can haz? plz plz plzkthxbai!!!
i wantz deh fudgee wunz.
plz plz plzkthxbai!!!
wif deh nutz inem.
plz plz plzkthxbai!!!
And deh frosting on top.
plz plz plzkthxbai!!!
Adn sum iiec kreemz.
plz plz plzkthxbai!!!
wif hot fudge sawsez on top.
plz plz plzkthxbai!!!
Adn sprinklolz. Lotza sprinklolz.
plz plz plzkthxbai!!!
Adn wippee kreemz.
plz plz plzkthxbai!!!
Adn a chairree on top.
plz plz plzkthxbai!!!
Choklit brownie, warmed.
Jenerus dollop ob vanilla ysecreem (teh gud stuff)
Melty marsbar ysecreemsorse pored ober teh top
Enjoi!
OH YUM!!!!!!!!!!! Warm brownie wif ice kreams, an wiipy creaams an hawt fudge sauce! *fans self tu keep frum fainten* Oh no, I haz awl ub dose ingredients in da howse. NO, must resist. *Wipes drool frum korner uf mouf*
*just teh unmeltzored marsbar for me kthnxbai*
**YOINK**
Nomnomomn0mnomnom,
trust meh, ai needz tew wate loss tew, ai moar closlee resembles a hayuge manatee den a fashun moddle. Butt mus bee polite tew teh elders (speshulee wen tehy haz browniez)
Hur nawt had enny. Dey wuz eetin dem at werk…
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…an hur nawt bringed enny hoam!
Wuuut??!! Taht iz totalee diffrunt! Noe browniez tew shair, wat wuz shee finkin!
I just need a little bit, maibii a tiny white castle, nuthin big man, just sumfing tu git mii ober teh hump.
Luks lyke mii wen da intertubes goes owt. I NEED ICHC, just a few minutes, just let mii read teh LOL’s! Just wun comment, I promise I will log off after dat!
I kin kwit enny tiem…….
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Jes nawt wanna yet.
Winnerz neber kwit an kwitters neber win!
Taht’s a gud lyn to lib bai!
I perfers to quit win the quittins good.
Mai nayme is Tidmum.
I is an Addikt.
Ohai! My name iz 3km an I iz addikted tu ICHC.
*raises hand in acknowlegment*
*stands up*
howdy……Ah’m SHD, and I’m a CheezPeep.
Welkome fellow addikts! Wii iz awl safe heer.
frens of Cheez
*lifts feeler*
Oh hai, ai is Upfi, and I has a problem. I is addicted.
yup, yup, taht sowndz familyar all rite!
an ai haz teh reellee poyntee enz an ai’m NAWT afrayd tew youse dem!!
Hewminz awllwayz putz
blyndz daown awn besstest playssiz
4 Windo Sill Napz
Liddill Kitteh no
canz sayvurr wawrm Sunlyte ifz
Windo Sill amz blawkkd!
Liddill Kitteh slyyyyyyydz
froo t3h blyndz. Canz hab awll t3h
wawrm Sunlte himz wawntz
Jack.
awwwwwwwwwwwww:D
Aint it amayzin how teh kittehs ALWAYS fynd teh best nap spots???
Fanx Jack. Yoo is ossim
HI to the Cheezepeeps. I do not want to put a damper on the Caturday fun, but I wanted to give an update on my big baby boy Matt. His Leukemia has again re-occurred. At this point there is nothing more they can do for him. He has a large fast growing mass in his sinus that is Leukemia. It is pushing on his teeth and making it hard to talk. He also has a leision in his brain and a new nodule on his leg. He is being very very brave. We sre still hoping to get him stabalized enouh to come home for a bit, but he has had cardiac damage from the prior chemo. Say a prayer for my angel – and I am still praying for a miracle.
{{{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama and Matt}}}}}}}}}}} I lub yu both an yu are in my prayers.
My prayers are with You and Matt.
Holding you all in the light
I Pray for strength and courage and Miracles.
With our love,
The Tidfamily. xxxxxxxxxx
Dear Elsa_Mama, Thanks for having the courage to share and to let us know what is going on. Only then can we send prayers and support and beams of healing and light to you and Matt. {{{Elsa_Mama}}} +
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ai holdz u bofe in mai thots, an sends u gud wishez fur Matt tu get bedder an tu nawt haz pain.
{{{Elsa_Mama and Matt}}}}}}
**prays as hard as hur kin fur miracles, and healing, and courage, and comfort**
Never give up hope, EM. Miracles do happen.
{{{Elsa_Mama & Matt}}}
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my thoughts and prayers are with you, for comfort and courage at this time and for a miracle. i cannot imagine what you are going through right now, elsa_mama, but know that your cheezfrenz are sending you all their love and support. Matt is such a brave boy and I’m hoping and praying for whatever can be done for him.
May CC bless yu bof inna yur hour ob needz!!
{{{{{{{{{{Elsa_Mama & Matt}}}}}}}}}}
I was wondering, earlier today, how Matt was doing. I’ll pray for you and for Matt and for your family. My heart aches for you. Griffn
{{Elsa_Mama}} {{Matt}}
{{{{{Elsa_Mama + Matt}}}}} Praying for you.
That boy kittah no wants furmans, he wants womerns!
(achooly he wanz kitty womerns, cat girls, girl cats…
womerns!)
They tried to take me to rehab but I said NO, NO, NO
See, Ma, I did brush mah teefs!
I’ve been at cheeseburger rehab myself. It’s hard going cold turkey, and if I rehabed, no Nintendo for the rest of the day. Actually, maybe I should be off to Nintend rehab next..
that is da most craziest cat in da world!!!!!