Comments on: On de internets nobody

By: wazmo

wazmo — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:56:01 +0000

Not shopped-Forbes aktchually placed Toughbook in tyger’s den and he akshually nom-ed it.

By: wazmo

wazmo — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:12:08 +0000

This was taken from a Forbes test of teh Panasonc Toughbook-said tiger was actually nom-noming it.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:55:27 +0000

OMGWTFBBQ!!!elebenty11
ai must go and finding this … wut a nice thing for the birthday fairy to do!!

By: Mezzomom

Mezzomom — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:39:16 +0000

1 yr. is nuffin, ai bin lukkin’ at teh saim ole ugglee cowntertawps fur 5 yr. adn caonting. Husby sais him wood get mi grannit cowntertawps if he can fynd teh rite rawks *snerk*

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:08:35 +0000

OOooo, judson ai am wif yu!! twaz in ‘72 wen hubby & ai saw dem az reconditshuned Seattle Paramount Theatre (smallish venu) Hard to pick mae fav concert eber butt(!) Allman Broz dere…umm musik hebon! *shakey hed* Whall bak to cleanin’ & Cookin & checkin on guestz!!! IRL bee callin’ mii. Tankz fur deh memoriez…!

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:57:21 +0000

Yesh!! Onlee ben once & dat waz sum bery fiin fair!
Maak oar W. WA State Fair luuk liik a bebe fair. Ai lub als deh craftz & flowerz pluz als deh demoz ub blaksmithin’ & riding & roping. In MN dey eben gotz deh combine demolickshuns derbee! o.O

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:57:49 +0000

yoo needs to emeow me!! heer iz how to finding my emeow (i am foyling teh spambots): ok, go to my profile, clikkie on “animemama’s howse ob drivel,” on teh right side clikkie on “teh nephrite an naru tresury” (iz my sailormoon fan site, heh *haz a liddle mebarassd*), tehn clikkie on teh left side on any ob teh pages in teh site, go all teh way to teh bottom ob teh page an clikkie “e-mail moon momma” (iz my fanfikshun nom de ploom) (nomnomnom) tehn yoo kan emeowing me!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:53:18 +0000

Everibodi iz in adn owt from heer wifaquikness all dai; maibi tehy don’t bii seein yur notez inna timeli wai… adn even teh message-on-teh-profyle-paij sometimez we doesn’t see for daze… so plz bi patient wif teh cheezpeeps. Aidontfinkso yu bi doing annifing rong. If messajes need answers yu mite need tu sendem agin a few timez.. Oar nawt? Itz kinda diffrent from a chatroomz taht way.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:52:57 +0000

i not goed, i gotted marryed at 21. my hubby turnd owt to be my “18 munfs,” taked more like 22 yrz.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:50:48 +0000

oh, my frend i menshuned abov – her haz sended owt three boiz an a gurl (teh yungest iz prolly more for teh military), sez teh munf before teh boiz go iz teh very wurstest eber. mebbee iz supposd to being taht way, so yoo iz glad wen tehy goze an not misses tehm too much.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:48:47 +0000

*gigantik eyeroll* him sed, if i kan go up tehr on weekends to see her, why kant i be up tehr an come down heer on weekends to do all taht stuff.

well, becawz. i not lieks it taht way, tahts why.

taht marryficayshun iz coming up fast – how eggsiting!! i wish tehm all teh happyness in teh wurld, sownds liek tehy knowz wut tehy iz doing.

i tell my boi a lot can happning in two yeerz, i liek teh gurl just fine (reely i do) but am not prepared right now to aksept dis az a permininmtnt fing. aks me two yeerz frum september, i sez.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:43:00 +0000

yes, dis iz “teh boi.” no (luking down) sept (16) iz not coming neerly fast enuff, eksetp him has to finish paying off himz credit card (not a lot, but enuff him needs a job).

i haz anovver boi, him iz 13. yay.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:42:06 +0000

*Bundles up nice bale ob virtual cheezland Hatch Green Chillies inna bundle, seals wif duckytaip, loads inna CD-ROM drive adn pushes keys for Control-Alt-Cokebottle* Hellow, Central? Send pakkaj to Kitkay, plzthxbai!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:18:59 +0000

*gibbs AP sum virshual chippies an fischeees*
dare yoo goes. Ebberyfing nommablol in cheezland!

By: Fuzzybeard

Fuzzybeard — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:18:33 +0000

Toughbook haz a tuff.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:15:44 +0000

O. Is dis “teh boi”, or doo yoo has moar?

issa eggsalad ideer fore gurl 2 doo same fing, lyke yoo sed, butt fore 18 mo, ob corse. A’s finance, V did it before shee metted A, (she lerned spanglisch, 2), an is grate.
(eye lerned teh Jermin teh saym way, btw)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:07:32 +0000

eye hoaps yoo doo! Wii had own plase 4 few yrs, butt knot Bees ablol 2 dekorate, cuz knot enuff munnies. M T nest B bedder–no liddlol birdlets 2 feed!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:03:54 +0000

ohai, LM! ai reeded yore post too mii teh udder day. I guess Sept (is it 7th?) knot cuming fast enuff? Boi shood B picking out noo sootcases an elebendy short sleeff wite shurts now! tell hymn kITKAY SeD sO!

A, my boi kiddlet fotted hii had metted “teh won”–hiz sole mayt frum minny yrs–wuz berry sad win hee kame bakk and she beez kold 2 him. Now, a yr layter, hee knot looking, but fynds NE way, V, and dey boff noo by teh end ob teh furst weekweekweek! I hassa a happeh too have noo dotter on AUg 7th–sew fast!!!–butt win yoo no, yoo no, rite? dey B seeling teh knot in Dallus (sheez frum Texus), knot OKC. Berry bussiy thyme. But bussiness furst, ob course!

By: Molly

Molly — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:00:30 +0000

132 comments and still unrated in burgers?! Must be an error someplace. I can’t vote positively on something so obivously ’shopped…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:59:51 +0000

I nawt kin wate to has my own playse to dekkerayte.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:55:43 +0000

well, my frend hoo haz 4 boyz an 1 gurl (teh yungest, a boi, bein 18) sez adolessent gurls are harder cawz ob teh angst an drawma an hormones. but teh boiz hab angst an drawma an hormones enuff, ifinkso. teh yungest iz gibbing her fits – her iz hoping teh marinez will aksept him, drill sum sense into him.

but i iz a liddle bit stunnd right now becawz my boi akshully agreed to sumfin i wanted!! we desided to let him try mooving bakk up to himz collij town, him kan stay wif himz grandparents hoo live ther an spend a liddle time luking for wurk. if him finds a job (also wants to do free-lance computer help) him kan stay teh rest ob teh summer. anyhoo, i just sed i wants him to call me evreenight by midnight frum himz grandparets howse or whereber hims staying (will haz to “cowch surf” wif sum guy frenz – key wurd heer iz “guy” not “gurl” – wile teh gps iz habbing howsegests nekst munf) so i know him iz tehr safe an not hanging arownd at teh gurlfrendz playse till teh wee witching howrs ob teh morning, wich iz not being allowed. him FINALY, after much angst an drawma, agreed taht if i kan set aside my finking taht dis iz not a gud idea an let him go, him kan do taht wun liddle fing for me. i am stuned an amayzed.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:54:11 +0000

happeh ’bout kichen! (see B-low),

butt sad ’bout sume ob teh cheezpeeps hoo NEBBER rite bakk 2 mii! (fangs fore riting) Sumfing–ai R doing it rong!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:51:05 +0000

yeah! My hubby-bubby is putting in wainskotting in the dining room and it’s looking gud. Wuz my ideer, dat way wii not hassto strip teh faded, dated wallpaper an re-texture teh walls! Our liddlol kitchen/dining rume will look reel snazzy!
*danses*

By: Laly loves twilight

Laly loves twilight — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:49:26 +0000

lol

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:49:00 +0000

I has teh boots, teh dukk shoos, a cuppla swetters, sum jeens (inkloodin teh flannlol lyned), an 4 Bote-n-Totes!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:45:50 +0000

Ooohhh, I want der super duper Weather Channel rayne jacket!!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:45:31 +0000

Close, I tooked 8 pares of shooz, and what’s more I wore
all of them!
1 pare hiking shooz
1 pare running shooz
1 pare red sling backs
1 pare gold sandals
1 pare cream espadrilles
1 pare rainy shooz
1 pare slipperz
1 pare flats

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:40:32 +0000

Hope yu gits yurs done faster den mii! I nawt changed counters or ennifing, styll nawt done after 1yr.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:38:09 +0000

Elebenty?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:35:59 +0000

the famous LLBean boots! I not has dem, but has dere hiking shooz, When we wented to Maine guess how many pares of shooz I tooked?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:35:40 +0000

Kewl!

Iz u redoin ur kitschin?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:34:33 +0000

I lubs dere mummy sleeping bag a lot

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:33:39 +0000

big fan, I meanz

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:33:13 +0000

Aftur dekaydez of droolin an dreemin, I finalee ownz a payr of teh boots.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:32:38 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{LM}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Oh I iz feelin fur yu!! I nawt shure iffin gurls or bois bii harder.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:30:48 +0000

I iz a big LL Bean 2 and I has spent a lot of munnies on their stuff! Berry good winter gear them has.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:25:24 +0000

Oh, eye gits 2 buy noo kitchin counterz! berry happeh-tale! gots dem picked out, must go 2 Lowe’s.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:23:53 +0000

Roger Daltrey is on!

**SSSWWWOOOONNNN**

Himz old enuf to be my daddeh, but I nawt care.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:22:55 +0000

eye hassa jell-us.
*pouts*
pleez 2 B sinding mii sum Hatch Green Chillies
*wates anshusly wiff a hoapfull*

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:21:43 +0000

OOps! Smiley Fail! Shulda been

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:20:30 +0000

What? ;0

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:19:31 +0000

kwit flagging my post!!!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:18:37 +0000

Pfft! Ya know…. hii kuld bring dinner an I kuld relax.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:17:40 +0000

*putz on craigslizt troll mask*
yoo asking 2 mush munees fore yore goggie/kitteh; iz aginst teh rools 2 SELL petz, onlee ask a small “rehoming fee”!!!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:16:29 +0000

hey phillipe, did yoo know teh burfday fairy wuz gibbing owt colur-it-yorself stikkers ob Faymuss Sine Tists today (wif boxes ob many crayn in sine tifikal colurs) an YOO wuz WUN OB TEHM!!! see, heerz teh stikker ob yoo i colured! an also tehmz assistints – heerz igor!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:14:57 +0000

wow! tahts a very big goggie!! an a very liddle goggie!! tehyz so kyoot togevver

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:13:54 +0000

we innerrupt dis comminting for lunarmommy’s dayly primal skreem after trying (wunse agin) (foolishly) to diskuss fings wif her boi:

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!

we now return yoo to yor regulolarly skedyooled LOLz

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:12:45 +0000

. YAY, dow’t leebb mii, nawt moobe far awai!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:10:49 +0000

Poor chikkin man….

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:08:46 +0000

I’m waaaayyyyy tu tyred tu kook tunite!