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An nobodee heerz u skreem
ohai, annipuss! concatululuations along wif jk2kitteh.
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mai cubee maytes heer mee skreem AWL teh tyme!
Ai aer heer awl awn mai own so nowun heerz me!
dere r cheezburgers owt dere!
*splort*
*gasps dramatiklolly*
was. not. purrrpared.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up sweetpea’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fnags, annipuss. i feline bettah now. dat’s sum byutimus kitteh!
Pretti whyte kitteh! Wif softy whyte paw! Wif serving-for-five of steak-knifes onna end of it, aifinkso…
him finks U is juicy, I mean purty 2
himz wants to squeeze U an snorgle U and call U dinner
ohai, sweetpea! how duz yore gardin grow dis sommer? dat is iff yoo hassa gardin. We has bell peppers cuming up and herbs.
agread bout wite kitteh–hymns is preshus!
I has tomatoes, peppers an some herbs, an sum flowers
whut shud I get pizza or chinese?
Maybi chinez pizza? Moo goo gai pepperoni? Onna stikk?
but I wants to keep mah girlish figure, these option sounds fattening
I fink I will has a salad instead.
Yesh, yesh. Healthi, we haz it. Nice hedd of lettuces, dipt in Speshal Sawce, —adn deep-fry taht suckr– nom nom nom…
Oar howl bout deep-fried green olivez onna stik?
Datz tecknickley veggie, rite? (ai ackually hab dis atta MN State Fare) =^!^=
I purrsonally like deep fried spinach, mebbeh I can has tempura and
den sushi
Doze aktualli sownd kinda gud, kinda lyke a deep fryed pikel.
In Skotland dey deep fry chokklit barz!
Bliss! Two of the four essential food groups (choklit adn grease) in a snigle byte! Now allit needz is salt adn guacamole for a perfekly balanced dietz!
whut?? yoo leeft out green chilies??? whut kinda Noo mexicaner R U???????
gotta feed teh chilly addikshun!
Oh, of cuss yu bii rite abowt taht. But arown heer it goez wifout sayin. Like wehn yu go inna restarawnk, yu doezn’t say, “Oh yes, adn I want to breathe oxygen in teh air while Ai’m hasing my dinnerz.” It’s there allreadi. Ditto teh green chillies. Part of teh atmosfears.
eye hassa jell-us.
*pouts*
pleez 2 B sinding mii sum Hatch Green Chillies
*wates anshusly wiff a hoapfull*
*Bundles up nice bale ob virtual cheezland Hatch Green Chillies inna bundle, seals wif duckytaip, loads inna CD-ROM drive adn pushes keys for Control-Alt-Cokebottle* Hellow, Central? Send pakkaj to Kitkay, plzthxbai!
Yu kan fynd deep fryed kandi bars here in da States at fairs an karnivals. I haz nebber had wun, teh guilt wont let mii!
Duz u haz Mars bars? Dats wat dey dip in battur an fry.
Wii haz dem heer, butt (giggle) I haz nebber eeted wun. Ifinkso dey deep fry just bout ennkandy bar heer. Duz yu hab da Foodnetwork in TTI?
Nawt shore bowt dat – Ai haz diabeetus, so mai dyut is moar ristriktid dan moast peepl – Ai doan’t eet fast fud oar chokklit bars oar candy – juss a liddle bit uf berry hi coko choklitt.
teh Food Network iz a cable channel in US dat is awl bout da foods. I seen peeps deep fry awl kinda stuffs awn da channel including kandy bars an Twinkies. That channel make yu Veri Hungri!
whut–no fisch and chips “take away”?
(and ohai, AP! and conga-rats on yore NS!)
Ai haz fish and chips bowt wuns a yeer az a speshul treet an boi! do Ai enjoi it!
*gibbs AP sum virshual chippies an fischeees*
dare yoo goes. Ebberyfing nommablol in cheezland!
Aidontfink we has Mars bars made here anymore at the moment. Mars Company over here makes similar things called Milky Way and Milky Way Almond but they’re not quite the same as your Mars (and also not the same as the European Milky Way either). But close. And you can buy imported European Mars bars over here in the exotic imported food sections some places.
REALLY? Wii nawt haz Marz bars ennimore? Hmm, I nawt noticed kaus I nebber eeted wun biifore.
My information may not be current. I just Googled it to check and I find conflicting statements on different sites regarding whether Mars bars are being made in USA or not at present. So forget I said anything, and eat ‘em if you can find ‘em! Apparently the international names and associated products have changed a few times in the past decade, creating a lot of confusion for us chawklit addix. (As for me, I’d rather have a Three Musketeers, frozen, than any kind of deepfried candy-bar, especially on a hot New Mexico day!)
Oh yeah!! Frozen Three Musketeers, an Frozen Reece Cups!!! Kannawt resist!!
Stawp tawlkin abowt fuds!
I hazza hongree…
ditto!
:must resist vending machine:
I hazza prowd of myself.
Co-worker bringed Boston Creme Cake at lunsch. I nawt eeted it, butt eeted Rice Krispee bar insted.
Munchin awn dry Life cerelol rite now.
We hazza prowd of yu too, red! Strong workz!
How bii da Biggest Loser kontest goin?
Orijinal way-in wuz dis past Mundane.
Wii has way-inz ebery Mundane until jes aftur Labur Day. Den dey figgers owt who losted teh most wate purrsentidj wyse.
Yew can haz awlmost ENEEFING onna stick at da MN State Fayr!
Sumware, dere iz pikshur of me eetin frozed choklit cubbered bananananana at teh KY State Fayr…
Well, I wunner wat yu were finkinbout.
**innosint luuk**
Nuttin, hunnee..
Iffin a frozen banananana izn’t handi, a “push up” icecream will du da job awlso.
Bredstiks frum Fazoli’s work too.
Nawt dat I wud kno oar ennyfing….
Hubbikat wunce bought mii a hole case uf pushups frum da icecream man. I have no idea wat hii wuz thinkin.
Mebbe u shud mayk him a grilled cheez sammich.
I’m waaaayyyyy tu tyred tu kook tunite!
Poor chikkin man….
Pfft! Ya know…. hii kuld bring dinner an I kuld relax.
*snerk*
What? ;0
OOps! Smiley Fail! Shulda been
dat sawnds good!
(ohai, REd!)
Ohai, kitkay!
Watz gnu wif u?
Oh, eye gits 2 buy noo kitchin counterz! berry happeh-tale! gots dem picked out, must go 2 Lowe’s.
Kewl!
Iz u redoin ur kitschin?
yeah! My hubby-bubby is putting in wainskotting in the dining room and it’s looking gud. Wuz my ideer, dat way wii not hassto strip teh faded, dated wallpaper an re-texture teh walls! Our liddlol kitchen/dining rume will look reel snazzy!
*danses*
I nawt kin wate to has my own playse to dekkerayte.
eye hoaps yoo doo! Wii had own plase 4 few yrs, butt knot Bees ablol 2 dekorate, cuz knot enuff munnies. M T nest B bedder–no liddlol birdlets 2 feed!
Hope yu gits yurs done faster den mii! I nawt changed counters or ennifing, styll nawt done after 1yr.
1 yr. is nuffin, ai bin lukkin’ at teh saim ole ugglee cowntertawps fur 5 yr. adn caonting. Husby sais him wood get mi grannit cowntertawps if he can fynd teh rite rawks *snerk*
Yesh!! Onlee ben once & dat waz sum bery fiin fair!
Ai lub als deh craftz & flowerz pluz als deh demoz ub blaksmithin’ & riding & roping. In MN dey eben gotz deh combine demolickshuns derbee! o.O
Maak oar W. WA State Fair luuk liik a bebe fair.
Oar General Chew’s Hawaiian?
Kitteh orderz up vegetarian Hawaiian dietz:
*”Hallo? Kan yu sendz up elebenty vegetarian Hawaiianz tu chew, plz?”
tee, hee, hee.
(ohai LD!)
Ohai kitkay! How you bii?
happeh ’bout kichen! (see B-low),
butt sad ’bout sume ob teh cheezpeeps hoo NEBBER rite bakk 2 mii! (fangs fore riting) Sumfing–ai R doing it rong!
Everibodi iz in adn owt from heer wifaquikness all dai; maibi tehy don’t bii seein yur notez inna timeli wai… adn even teh message-on-teh-profyle-paij sometimez we doesn’t see for daze… so plz bi patient wif teh cheezpeeps. Aidontfinkso yu bi doing annifing rong. If messajes need answers yu mite need tu sendem agin a few timez.. Oar nawt? Itz kinda diffrent from a chatroomz taht way.
ai’d taek teh pyneapplols butt (!) u kin hab teh poi, ai nawt liek wawlpaypur passte sew much!
OMCC Kwik getintehcar iz nawt a lyon!!!
U tellin teh troof, den?
o hai red headed angel of ICHC, how is Uz?
Angel!?!?!?!?
Who? Whare?
Az Gregg Allman sez, “I’m no angel.”
ok then, red head devil of ICHC, how is Uz?
Dat’s bedder.
I’m tyred, 2_k. Work has been soopur-pleh an I prolly goin in 2morro. Donut wanna, butt iz moar of a SHUD kinda fing.
How u doin? I nawt see u foar a whiles.
I iz gud. I wuz away, I had gone fur a wedding in Maine.
Iz nice U noticed my absence
{{{rhsb}}}
neggst week I goes to Dee Cee, mebbeh meets LCB an Tribble 2.
Dat sownz lyk fun!
I has meeted 3km an Madamz. Wanna meet moar Cheezpeeps, tho.
I hazza beeg bizee latelee. Gettin reddy foar hyooj yard sale, moovin, an goin to skool.
It wuz fun, Maine is byootiful, I also wented to Acadia Nashunal Park an hiked one day.
Maine be purty stayt.
I been dere. Cudda spended awl my munnies in LLBean.
I iz a big LL Bean 2 and I has spent a lot of munnies on their stuff! Berry good winter gear them has.
Aftur dekaydez of droolin an dreemin, I finalee ownz a payr of teh boots.
big fan, I meanz
I lubs dere mummy sleeping bag a lot
the famous LLBean boots! I not has dem, but has dere hiking shooz, When we wented to Maine guess how many pares of shooz I tooked?
Elebenty?
Close, I tooked 8 pares of shooz, and what’s more I wore
all of them!
1 pare hiking shooz
1 pare running shooz
1 pare red sling backs
1 pare gold sandals
1 pare cream espadrilles
1 pare rainy shooz
1 pare slipperz
1 pare flats
Ooohhh, I want der super duper Weather Channel rayne jacket!!
I has teh boots, teh dukk shoos, a cuppla swetters, sum jeens (inkloodin teh flannlol lyned), an 4 Bote-n-Totes!
yer movin red? far awai or same citi?
Saym generlol visinitee, at leest foar now.
Wood hafta be Greg bekawse Dwayne is (sniff) over de bridge! He ate de peach! Snork! Snuffle! At leest I gotted to see him play afore he leff us.
OOooo, judson ai am wif yu!! twaz in ‘72 wen hubby & ai saw dem az reconditshuned Seattle Paramount Theatre (smallish venu) Hard to pick mae fav concert eber butt(!) Allman Broz dere…umm musik hebon! *shakey hed* Whall bak to cleanin’ & Cookin & checkin on guestz!!! IRL bee callin’ mii. Tankz fur deh memoriez…!
truf, itz albino tigger! Ohai WRr, howl-ye bee dis grate Friezdae?
Oopsi, maebee dis is cawled white tigger? Hi mae fren, Red, howl ye bee? Iz it still hot enuf fur yu?
Come 2 PNW–itz 75, breezey wif nawt a bit ob muggy. Cheezpeepz & Marinierz meet musta brot deh gud weffer wif dem. =^!^=
Ohai, OM!
Yesh, iz berry hawt an hyoomid heer.
Rite now, iz raynin an ifn it keeps litenin, I mite hasta run awf foar a whiel.
Yu habben rayn an litenin? Iz nuffing heer!
Yabbut, I donut kno ifn it will amownt to mutch.
Well, shall I check da Handy Dandy weether radio?
Gud eyedea.
It jes started raynin relee hard!
**hoaps roof nawt leekin**
*runsobberwifaqwikniss an puts red’s howse inna big bubblol*
Big kitteh haz biiig appitite, needs biiig lunch.
Googlollin fur gushifuds.
Skwishy skreemin tayr-ur-teefs-intu gushifuds. Anom!
SWTM (singlol wite tigurrrr mayle) luukin fur lushus lunch companyun.
:snerk:
Excuse me, Mr. WerdPress. One of your customers has been trying to post his comments on ICHC. He says he has his laptop resting on a nice big boulder, and he has been very patient. He has cleared his cache and eaten his cookies. He has tried every browser known to mankind. But his comments keep disappearing. He says when he tries to post a link, his posts disappear. He says that sometimes his comments do not appear where he tries to put them.
.
And he says he’s coming in to have a word with you….
Ohai fleep! Looks like this one came through all right. Who sez veiled threats doan’t work?
ohai … it seems to have been a problem wif a strange extension on the web page with the picture ai wuz tryiing to post … but ai wuz hoping that mr. tiger could speak for all of us who have strugglold with WP.
I geddit nao! Praps it waz indeed teh inflooence ov brother tigger taht did teh trik. Somefing seemz to has helped inna past few daze; Ai waz unable to post anything while mai naim was bloo for a cupla weekz, adn now teh postingz wif bloo name works again. (This seemz to has happened at teh same time az teh fugly new smilies appeard.)
aww, cewt lil tigger.. * SPLORT *
ohai … am ai aloud to put sumfing here about the preeeevious lol? wut’z that? ai am? ok. Here’s a picshur frum just before the eggs spearmint:
look here !!
That was very interesting — thanks for posting!
wow! tahts a very big goggie!! an a very liddle goggie!! tehyz so kyoot togevver
hey phillipe, did yoo know teh burfday fairy wuz gibbing owt colur-it-yorself stikkers ob Faymuss Sine Tists today (wif boxes ob many crayn in sine tifikal colurs) an YOO wuz WUN OB TEHM!!! see, heerz teh stikker ob yoo i colured! an also tehmz assistints – heerz igor!!
OMGWTFBBQ!!!elebenty11
ai must go and finding this … wut a nice thing for the birthday fairy to do!!
Oh My CC…
I’m watchin Rock Honors “The Who” awn teevee an sum gui jes came owt in a gyunt hampstur bawl!
Is jiant hamstur?
Nope, wuz growed man.
Hee bettur stawp akting liek a hamstur oar teh wite tigur weel fink hees an eggsalad idee fur dinnur!
Yah, kitteh wud fink “Ohboi! Meels awn wheels”!
LOL!
Oh noez! Dere’s a prehditur awn da Interwebz!
@@@@@!!!!!
Tigger is on match dot com and typing: Over 6 feets tall, well muscled, loves running, good food,sleeping in onna Caterday. Looking fer either a cool cat lady to share nite lyfe, or middlol aged overweight person to nom.
Oar maibee tigur is jest orduring an xtree larj peetsa wif lawts ov sawsij, peppuronee, ham, and xtree cheez, hoald teh vejitabuls.
Insurts Craygzlists joak heer.
*putz on craigslizt troll mask*
yoo asking 2 mush munees fore yore goggie/kitteh; iz aginst teh rools 2 SELL petz, onlee ask a small “rehoming fee”!!!!!
kwit flagging my post!!!
we innerrupt dis comminting for lunarmommy’s dayly primal skreem after trying (wunse agin) (foolishly) to diskuss fings wif her boi:
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
we now return yoo to yor regulolarly skedyooled LOLz
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{LM}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Oh I iz feelin fur yu!! I nawt shure iffin gurls or bois bii harder.
well, my frend hoo haz 4 boyz an 1 gurl (teh yungest, a boi, bein 18) sez adolessent gurls are harder cawz ob teh angst an drawma an hormones. but teh boiz hab angst an drawma an hormones enuff, ifinkso. teh yungest iz gibbing her fits – her iz hoping teh marinez will aksept him, drill sum sense into him.
but i iz a liddle bit stunnd right now becawz my boi akshully agreed to sumfin i wanted!! we desided to let him try mooving bakk up to himz collij town, him kan stay wif himz grandparents hoo live ther an spend a liddle time luking for wurk. if him finds a job (also wants to do free-lance computer help) him kan stay teh rest ob teh summer. anyhoo, i just sed i wants him to call me evreenight by midnight frum himz grandparets howse or whereber hims staying (will haz to “cowch surf” wif sum guy frenz – key wurd heer iz “guy” not “gurl” – wile teh gps iz habbing howsegests nekst munf) so i know him iz tehr safe an not hanging arownd at teh gurlfrendz playse till teh wee witching howrs ob teh morning, wich iz not being allowed. him FINALY, after much angst an drawma, agreed taht if i kan set aside my finking taht dis iz not a gud idea an let him go, him kan do taht wun liddle fing for me. i am stuned an amayzed.
O. Is dis “teh boi”, or doo yoo has moar?
issa eggsalad ideer fore gurl 2 doo same fing, lyke yoo sed, butt fore 18 mo, ob corse. A’s finance, V did it before shee metted A, (she lerned spanglisch, 2), an is grate.
(eye lerned teh Jermin teh saym way, btw)
yes, dis iz “teh boi.” no (luking down) sept (16) iz not coming neerly fast enuff, eksetp him has to finish paying off himz credit card (not a lot, but enuff him needs a job).
i haz anovver boi, him iz 13. yay.
i not goed, i gotted marryed at 21. my hubby turnd owt to be my “18 munfs,” taked more like 22 yrz.
ohai, LM! ai reeded yore post too mii teh udder day. I guess Sept (is it 7th?) knot cuming fast enuff? Boi shood B picking out noo sootcases an elebendy short sleeff wite shurts now! tell hymn kITKAY SeD sO!
A, my boi kiddlet fotted hii had metted “teh won”–hiz sole mayt frum minny yrs–wuz berry sad win hee kame bakk and she beez kold 2 him. Now, a yr layter, hee knot looking, but fynds NE way, V, and dey boff noo by teh end ob teh furst weekweekweek! I hassa a happeh too have noo dotter on AUg 7th–sew fast!!!–butt win yoo no, yoo no, rite? dey B seeling teh knot in Dallus (sheez frum Texus), knot OKC. Berry bussiy thyme. But bussiness furst, ob course!
*gigantik eyeroll* him sed, if i kan go up tehr on weekends to see her, why kant i be up tehr an come down heer on weekends to do all taht stuff.
well, becawz. i not lieks it taht way, tahts why.
taht marryficayshun iz coming up fast – how eggsiting!! i wish tehm all teh happyness in teh wurld, sownds liek tehy knowz wut tehy iz doing.
i tell my boi a lot can happning in two yeerz, i liek teh gurl just fine (reely i do) but am not prepared right now to aksept dis az a permininmtnt fing. aks me two yeerz frum september, i sez.
oh, my frend i menshuned abov – her haz sended owt three boiz an a gurl (teh yungest iz prolly more for teh military), sez teh munf before teh boiz go iz teh very wurstest eber. mebbee iz supposd to being taht way, so yoo iz glad wen tehy goze an not misses tehm too much.
yoo needs to emeow me!! heer iz how to finding my emeow (i am foyling teh spambots): ok, go to my profile, clikkie on “animemama’s howse ob drivel,” on teh right side clikkie on “teh nephrite an naru tresury” (iz my sailormoon fan site, heh *haz a liddle mebarassd*), tehn clikkie on teh left side on any ob teh pages in teh site, go all teh way to teh bottom ob teh page an clikkie “e-mail moon momma” (iz my fanfikshun nom de ploom) (nomnomnom) tehn yoo kan emeowing me!
Roger Daltrey is on!
**SSSWWWOOOONNNN**
Himz old enuf to be my daddeh, but I nawt care.
lol
132 comments and still unrated in burgers?! Must be an error someplace. I can’t vote positively on something so obivously ’shopped…
Not shopped-Forbes aktchually placed Toughbook in tyger’s den and he akshually nom-ed it.
Toughbook haz a tuff.
This was taken from a Forbes test of teh Panasonc Toughbook-said tiger was actually nom-noming it.