YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!!
YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! OMG! OMG!!
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Ai wantid fuds!
but iffn u pulls onna strings der will bees plenneh ob fuds! u alwis noeded hao 2 pull da riet strings, diddnt u kitteh?
cormcatshulases anni
u wans sum dancis adn drinksies oar is et 2 laet awlreddy?
Thx, siobhan. It’s juss affer 5pm heer – dinnur in an owr an a haff, soe no noms, thx, but Ai haz a thurstee, so sumfing lawng an cawld wud be grate!
awrytteh… so mai ai offurs u a cowld applolwine oar wud u raddur liek sum apploljus?
oh… ai fink u cawls et cidre… were ai libs we cawls et most…
Aifink we can haz applol wine – dat iz nawt fizzy, Cider is yooshullee fizzee. We awlso haz scrumpy dat is still cider juss 2 comfuzzle (an iffn u drink 2 mutch u get berry comfuzzled!)
Oh, an in TTI, “applol joos” is nawt fermintid, cider iz awlwaiz fermintid an alkyhollik wevver fizzy oar still.
Watch owt fur dat “just skweezed” and still warm applol joose…
growse!
its not groose!
mmmmmm ilike warm apple joose
me likes te way ya spelled apfel joose
ai ulwis leerns sumfink gnu heer… cheezladn is gweat!
mai kittehz tinks rybinz iz fuds!
Hapy Birfdae Kitteh!!!1!
Dat shud keep kitteh tied up fur awhile.
Knot necessarily. But hoomin mite string him along foar a bit.
Noooo! Donut giffrap me – Ai luks pritty jusstas Ai yam!
yus of cuors yew dew :3 u a pritteh kitteh :}
Dish iz ironacul az ai haz 2 BFFz adn boff uv dem waz born todae, Jelly 10thf! Hapy, hapy dae 2 Anne ‘n’ Kay! Adn meeny hapy rerunz ob deh dae!!
=^!^=
Iz mai grate-neese’s birfdai 2. Her aer fibe 2dai!
Congaratz awn yur top spot, Annipuss! Oh mii, ai wud nebber try 2 guessz mae frenz age…butt(!) dey bee deh “ladies ob a ceertain age” liik mii.
Wud yu liik a frosee mimoza fur sillybrashunz?
*clinkyclinky* Ai startz a bit earlier wif mae BFFz!
aow! i wunt a selebrashun! i wunt tew cruy!
Dat sownds berry rifreshin, thx!
Heer yu goe, Annipuss, sry ai gotted distrackified….
*Pourz preety mimosa inna Tiki hed glass addz lil umbrella & hanz tu AP*
Ai shudda knowed bedder tan 2 drinky Bfor pourin’ fur odderz!! KByenow! =^!^=
Iffen it’s yore grate neese’s birfday, tell her I hope she haz a neesely grate birfday.
O hai guise.
I is at jamamakitty’s wif teh cween, Janet, tessm, Teasel! We can has mimosas. U is all invitified.
OH Hai LCB!!! Wut u dueing on deh see ling???
Teh frug, I think.
mmmmm….mimosas…
*pores mimosa for whiskers*
ohai LCB, one week till we meet. I has sent U an emeow
fankee!
Yu sai “Mimosa”, Ai sai “Bux Fizz” – wunse agen we is too nayshuns separmarayted bai a common langwidje! An as yu enjoi a sham pain brekfust, TTI slips into Happi Owr in teh coktayul lounj – Cheers an Chinchin!
oo i lyke sum samen plez for fuds!
Ai doan’t caer wat it’s cawled – it sownds taystee an nootrishus!
It has orinjes innit – cleerly it is Helfy an Gud For Yu! Ai’ll has 2, plees!
*Pores a ginormous mimosa for ambercat and annipuss, wif 2 strawrs*
Shlurrppp! Thx!
LCB- u went to Mariners cheezmeet? U had fun?? U are bringing us back shinies???
Yes, I wented (vry last-minute decision but vry worf it), yes, I hadded funs, and is still havening funs, and no, all teh shinys is, um, disamappeared. Is mysterious.
Did da cweens crwon disamappeared, tew?
Iz also gud 4 teh scurvy!
O, ur rite!
*has another mimosa for medicinal purposes*
ai haz a tshurt taht sez “say no to scurvy” an haz a oringe dresst up as a pyrate awn it, iz alwais gud advyse aifinkso.
*taiks mimosa, klinks glassis wif ebreewun*
u want mii tew pull ur stryngs?? ai can haz ur stryngs!
Oh Hai agen…. I furgotted tu posting a link tu pixorz uv deh Skedadlol Cheezeemeet!!! Luking heer. LCB and tessm b posting dere pixorz on deh faisbook, ifinkso.
Mines is at here. I can has video also but will uploadify those later ons.
grate pixures, fanks fer shairin lcb an cweenmj!
Oh yesh, wot BF sedded! w00t!!!
Ai haz a jealous! 2 mutch fun!
Me too!
Moz splediferus photomajiggies! Bestest Cheezemeet! Smeerzer cat MOST beuatimuss!
I haz a green wit envy-mus!
ooh, it lukings liek yoo had so much funz!
Ohai! Fanky 2 U n LCB 4 poastin da pix uv da Merrinerz Cheezmeet! Dat lukz liek lawtsa teh funz!
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I wunner win we can haz ICHC nite at da Hotlanta Brayvz gaym? Datz bowt da ownlee wun I wood b aybull 2 goe 2 ennytym sune…
aw i wunt ribenz!dat wun lukee kitteh
Dis be wai teh gif wrap departmint duz nawt hire kittehs, aifinkso!
Ribins! I lurves to play wid ribins! You waves tehm an pulls tehm an I chase tehm an pownse on tehm tie tehm in notts an choo on tehm an tangul tehm up!
Tehn I gets bord wif dem an makes you untangul tehm when deys covurd wif kitteh slobbur.
I did get you ribons but ai eated dem sry
wel, at leest teh liturbox wil luk festiv.
Ohai Cheezfrenz – juss to tell yu awl, me an Tidmum an TehAngstyWun do owr Race for Life tomorrow, raisin munnies fur Cancer Research UK (but tehy is verree gud at shayrin wot tehy fynd wiv teh rest ob teh werld!). An SJ/Martoonie dus her Race next Sunnydai. Ai has gawt teh slytlee borkd leg; TehAngstyWun has fibromyalgia; an Tidmum has teh non-bendink bak an teh badlee swolln legs – butt (!) we WILL awl compleet teh 5km!
We has nao awl reechd owr sponsorship targits, but if yu wud lyk to maek a donayshun, plees put it awn TehAngstyWun’s paij, awn teh linkeedink beloe.
An if yu wud lyk to cheer us awn, plees go to Rias Reminder awn teh Cheez Town Cryer an leev a commet tehre. Ai will be sendin tehm awl ober to SJ, cos she dunt get to plai awn ICHC verree mush so will prolly miss ennee commets left heer, an Tidmum will be showin tehn to teh AngstyWun hoo has enuff to deel wiv, juss wiv bean 14, wivowt awl teh rest ob teh carp hand she has bean delt!
Yur support is verree mush a pree she ated, yur kynd werds and deeds will keep us goin to teh end (and tehn rownd teh corneh to teh pub!)
Kthxwishusgudluk!
Nawt sekund ribbons for Ambercat, Tidmum, SJ/Martoonie and eggspeshully TehAngstyWun!!! Cheezpeeps will be cheering U on is spiirit!
Fanx Ambercat
Yesh, eech ov us is raicin wiv in jur eez but teh rais goes awn!!!!!
TehAngstywun eeben gabe up a trip to teh feempark wiv her frenz to do tihs moast importint rais. Wot wiv awl her prollums an now teh Pleh! Fibromeowchia she juss been diagnozed wiv,I hassa hyoooge prowd ob mai dawter an her commitmint to tihs {{{Angstywun}}}
Fankyoo to EBREEWUN for yor supprot an donayshuns.
Keep the cheerin an supprot cummin..we needs an appresheeaytes it!!
kthxkeeponcheerinforus!
Race well, frends!
ohai ebberywun !!
=^_^=
(this is a backup account for DTCA because i forgotted my password
)
BIIIIIG thanks to everyone who has supported and cheered and donated
I Gave Up A Day Of RollerCoasters For This Which is Much More Important ^^
and i have to dress up as a Pink fairy with wings and a tutu and
everything.
Lub And Hugss
TehAngstyWun.
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
U will luk wunnermus as a fairy! Ai is sure dere is sum majick in u, it just needs time to come out! Have a good day tomorrow, ai will be finking of u!
Yay!
ossim, ambercat! yous cheezpeeps go go go! rok n role!
Woo hoo!! Ribbins is teh bestest, funnest gifty evar! No needs to rap it or yuze it to rap eneefing else!
Kidz n kittehs awlwaz liek teh bockses n teh ribbinz bestest. AND teh bubbelrapz N teh crinklee rappin papper. Fergetz teh giftses.
G, iz sownden liek a nalfabet.
Anee okashun
Bubbelyrapz
Crinklee paperz…
dis ribbunz
eazily teh
funnest part
g…
Ginormouse bockes
Huge hampers
Incrediblol invitations
J…
Jumppz fur joi
Kittehs lurvz parteez
Lemmin caik wid ornj frosstingz!
Maussee flavr noms
N…
Noozpapers
Old bottle caps
Papers for wurk, importint
Q…
quietly pownces on
reely anfing hoomins
seez az shud be kitteh funz
taht iz teh way of uniberse doh
u
Unkwiet kreenklee pay-purrz
Verree noyzee bubblol rap *pop* *pop*
Wyd vuryittee uv ribbinz n streengz
X…
X-elent toiz
Yummy noms
Zzzzzz…nappytyem!
Tah-dah!!
But I wanted cheeseburgers..
kan play wif ribbins to wurk up appytite for cheezburgers
Wif awl teh kitteh tois awn teh markit, Sonata wud jest as sune plai wif ribbuns, bawkses, string, and papur wads.
Kevin hunts twisted up pipe cleeners an den drags his kill bak to his fud bole. Ebry mornign dere is wun or too.
Mai meezer likes to put hur balls in her fud bowl oar mai shoo for safekeeping.
Datz beddur den coffing up hairballs in hur fud bowl oar ur shoo.
Indede!
Pardom NomNom-NAWT to be trollish, butz be carefulmus with dis stuff-dangerous to kittehs intestinal tract! Surgeries I have seen, dangerous, I fink so!
Kthxbai!
(Eben dose milk bottle pull caps! Kitkat toys not regulated in USA, dangermous, I KNOW so!)
(iz not trollish, yoo did dis teh nice way, reminder ob being kareful wif teh kitties, not calling anywun hoo luks at teh pikshur bad an ebil for abyoosing teh kittehs, extry poynts for yoozing lolspeek!
fank yoo for teh grayshus reminder)
OMG OMG!!! Taht iz mai taipwurm! Giv it bak, giv it bak!!!!!
Eeewwww!
teehee!
I hate all of you.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAH RIIIIIIIIIIBBBOOOOOONSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
my kittehs luv teh curly crissmiss ribbins!
myne tew, awl teh pressints unner teh tree las yeer wuz delibered wif chooed up ribbon endz awn tehm cuz ai dint haz tyme tew rerap tehm
lmaooo i akshualy LOLd for this
Mai bebeh kitteh ivy wuld prefir shineez. Liek foylz.
myne tew, tho tehy sertinly nawt bebehs, dey owld laydee kittehs. Dey lyke teh tear strip frum teh milks jug tew *sighs wile luukin at teh pyle uv kitteh tois taht costed elebenty hunnerd munnies*
Mai kitteh lieks to rasslol wif teh plastic rapper on teh boddlol ob distilled wadders. Sumtimes teh poyntee ends go fru teh boddlol – tehn kitteh has a drink, too!
Ut-oh! Du yu hab flood ins?
BlooMax digs in the littul wastebaskit in teh bafroom and gets owt teh toylit-papur rolls and plays wif tehm. He pushes tehm down teh stayres an I find them in teh livin room. Embarissing.
Kittehz lubz ribbunz,
butz Hewminz nawtz knoez wye. Datz
amz Kitteh’z seekritt!
Ribbunz slipz froo t3h
Kitteh’z pawz wiff a kwikkness.
Kitteh mezzmurriezd!
Ribbunz bettah dan
Pay~purr Bagz. Awllmoast gud az
still wawrm Nom Nom Bawkz
Ribbunz rappz arowndz
az Kitteh goez ballisstikk
wiff a Happee Tayl!
Jack.
Did yu see teh link
Ai left yu awn teh larst LOL?
Haikus awn sycling!
Ooh Ambercat! You
can has teh talint fur teh
haikus just liek Jack!
Ohai, Ambercat:
T3h leenkee didz nawtz
wurkz. Mebbee Aytch Tee Tee Pee
heddur wuz awffz a bitz
Mebbee e~mayo
meh t3h coarekktedz leenk andz
Ah tryz 2 getz dayr?
Coodz awllso poastz t3h
fixxt leenkee. Haikuz abowtz
sykleengz sowndz awsummz
Jack.
ooooh. gud wun Jack. ai haz a happee now
This is funny
BUT WHY IS EVERYBODY NOT TALKING THE RIGHT WAY!?!?
Its driving me nuts. I know its I.C.H.C, but geez people!
ai bees in awestrikedumness ob da cheezepeeps – aifeels liik fownd meh blisses. neber ai feelzes biteyscratchylikes naw moor fur wif dere lolpussemecats peechurs n tawks . kurs mostees eneefinks. .
Haikus abowt byks
Lots ob fun butt(!) plees taek cayr
Nawt to reed wylst sycling!
oar wile operatin teh hevvy masheenery.
wibbuns?! ai kin haz shredds!
wutz on tap at teh ichc bar? or iz awl da alkeehawl gahn?
gahn? neber!!!! dere bee mimosas up thred an applolwine an cyder.
ai suggestin a mimosa fer u, jus tew ward awf the scurvy, u unnerstahnd
An ob corse the Gin’n'tonics fur teh malaria. An Ai fink dere may cake in de breakroom…
wut do teh chonklit martoonies be helfy for?
Teh alcohol has anturseptik propuurties, aifinkso, so taken internuly is gud for keepin teh appendix from eggsploding? Anyhoo, dat’s mai theeree an Aim stikkin wif it!
An oh yes, dere is defurnitely cake in teh break room! Wut goes wif mimosas?
*wanders off wif emtee goblet an napkin tied aroun nek*
Arrgh! ai feelz a bit o’ skervee comin on. fanks, aill hav a mimosah!
I wish I could be that excited these days… :/
Can I gets fries wiff my cheesyburger?
Can I has fries wiff mah cheesyburgers?
Ohh, tapeworms! * Nom nom NoM nOm *
sry, mah computer been dubble postin commens. An sry if mah lol speak is bad, I’m neu.
oh no, yor lolspeek iz very gud! iz no rite or rong way, we haz many diffrent dialeks heer, teh only rool iz to playing nicely!
Welcom to Cheezlan Jackie!
*passes tray of delishus nams, sordid cakes and mimosas*
WElkum Jackie! Teh gud fing ab00t lolspeak is u can’t mayk mistaykes! Just keep writing, make urself at home. We liked gnu fwends who want to play nicely wif us. *extends feeler to shake hands wif Jackie*
Oh boy oh boy oh boy boy boy! Magic swirly thing!
must capshur it!
And by dubble post I means it haz errors and say commen not posten then I type it again and I end up wiff too….
donut wurry, it happens to all ob us, iz wurdpress being triksy.
Awwww! Thiz pic so cyoot! Ai luv it!
oh man what a face that is great.
188 Comments and no rating?
You all fail.
Troll alert! troll alert!
hmm, after kareful sine tifikal revyoo ob teh not-rated lols on teh home payj an at leest WUN commint clayming to hab gibbed a rayting, i haz camed to teh conkloosion taht THE RAYTINGZ IZ BORKED!! TEH RATINGZ IZ BORKED!!!
(an iz usualy gud idea to reed teh commints an luk at fings more carefly before yoo opens yor mowf.)
Oh noes! SPLORT ALERT! SPLORT ALERT!SPLORT
SPLORT SPLORT
SPLORT
Somewon call the CCC!
Lolz, this is one of my new favorite pictures!
OMG!! That is soooooooooooooooo funny!
It realy is what that cat is thinking.
why do all you people speak like that, its so annoyingg i dont find it cool and its hard to understand, no offense people i mean no harm,
Aiee! im not Certificitified, or however its pronounced. Ermm……..*runs around yelling for help*
otay…otay…plz tu nawt pannik..ai kin du dis…um…
*grabs teh CCC wifakwikniss adn sweepssweepsweep Jackie’s braynes intu neet liddlol pyle
*luks at ’strukshuns..hmm…
*Oh! den we rins rins rins dem awf wif sumfin yummy (sparklee paw-megrannit joos)
*den pattapattapatta yoor braynes intu teh hed cabbity adn peece teh hedbonz tugevver
*tayptayptayp wif ducky-tayp
*playce esstra strenf CHRG (wdoi)
rapp yu inna floofeh cheezpeeps blankee, bring yu sum hawt choklit adn sordid trufflols. Der yu go, plz tu relax adn nawt luk at teh cyoot furr awile, kthxbai!
ur adoarabull.
Worst possible comment ever.
“Eyez iz Bejammin Franklinz. Uzen dem byfokuls and wutknot.” Would be much better. And it is terrible.
Oh, kitteh. If only I had known how happy ud be….I’d hab bowt teh hole store ub ribbuns. <3
Does anyone on this site write in ENGLISH??????
No we do not! Oh wate– teh pruseeding wuz english.
why yes pat but we dont like ta do dat
I dont understand lol speak :s but this cat face cracks me up!
Teh lolspeek it iz eezee. Its al fonetikal, an gramatikalee incorrect, akshully.
Very good i this made me laugh for days
dis make me miss mi sillee kittahs!
Gotta be a crafter…
Lol i have a cat that would do the same thing!His name is popi!he had metal hit his head when he was 2 weeks old but he is a cuddle bug and always full of energy (exsept during nap time)Lol:)
You gota love Catz!!!!!!
Enjoy this website It ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww ! Mah kitteh luvz ribbons too ! When he seez them he goez “meow” and he wantz to caatch theemz !
omg!!!!!!!! i love this pic! so funny!!! my cat tiki is the same on bdays and christmas! tiki luv!!!!!!!!! <3
how de hek did ketteh get ribawns? like srsly puhleez!
P.S.go chek owt meh lolz. lik
Teh ribbonz ish always a fun tyme.
Does anyone speak normal in here???
That whun iz meh favoritez!!!
And yes we do it just adds cute effect
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Ok i’m just going to deliberately talk correctly…since no one else wants to.. and to keep me sane..
hahahahaha thats so funny (giggle)
Nice one, very funny!
RIBBONZ!!!
yay juss wut I wuntd!
i onlee lik ribinz 2 pway wif mah kitteh
yeah! me too mmm… big ribbons
hahaha this is hilarious. I love the kitty’s expression, I just want to reach into the picture and pet him!
Adorable!
I love this cat. It’s so funny
Oh dis kitteh reminds meh of my kitteh when he was little. he used to play with da ribbons!
Nobody (as in da bloggur ) is right, da kitth is kyute.
I find this lol cat to be quite amusing indeed!
Myum steamed fish
WTF mommeh is wetherface comin!!!111
ok, seriously. WTF are you guys saying, i try and pronounce it out loud and it sounds like baby talk. i dont get it.