Ur morning rooteen haz
Ur morning rooteen haz jus been inturupted for tihs breef annownsmint… feed meh!
at least iz betteh dan teh finance secshun.
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NAOW!
Oar Ai wull shred ur nyoozpapur.
Corngranulashunz on ur naught secund, Miz Anni! May ai offur ewe a steaming bowl of cornz choowdr wit lil baconz sammickez and a razzburi tarte fur deeseert?
Dat sowndz innerestin! Thx!
Newspaper is pleh fuds!
Almoast GMTA, Maus!
NOW
GMTA Q!
There kewpons for gushy fuds-use dem!
ai fink so is beddur to tells da hoomin egg-sack-ly hao to uses dem kewponds… as da hoomin is reedin da lifestail part of da paipurrr… dis cud caws brainmalfunchshon
mebbe hoomin has an abby normal brain?
abby normal laik abby frum ncis? ai lieks dat kiend ob abbynormal ^^
Abby Normal from teh Young Frankenstein-though ncis is gud too.
oh… ai nebber seed young frankenstien…
OMG OMG….. u mus put dis movies awn ur GOTTA SEE LIST!!!!! iz wun ob teh funniest eber!
Total greements! I seed this in a dubbul bill wif ‘Lov At First Bite’ wunst and almost needed oxijen by teh end of bofe.
wellol… iffn u dus so mawchleh reck ohm end dis… ai will habs 2 watchet
Iza berry berry funnee moobee!
Ai likz hur on dis shew, almoos as muchh asa MH. *getz dem dreamie eyes*
Tu mush fiber! Wants gushifuds!
Department of redundancy, here! PRolix verbosity, and all that
Best way to avoid mah pointey enz is to stuff teh front end wif sammon!!
der is always sumtin interestin in the noospaper.
Yesh, teh Life secshun bee a littul moer aliev tahn ushual!
hmmmm… whut u finks etc stans for? mebbe… ebil tenducies cat?
Emptee tummeh cat?
heh… riet… u wins
sumtin funneh inna funneh pages
u habs a point der… oar mebbeh 20?
what’s blak and wite and red all over?
A sunburned zebra?
a tomatoe in a suit?
a rakoon wif a blush
nice guesses everyone! but I was thinkin:
teh kitteh after he gets done wif you if you don’t feed him!
Nah, skwirrlgrrl! Iz gotta beh a noozpapir!
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Hao yew iz?
♫ Teh papurr’s aliev wif teh saonds ov meowsik…
I can has gooshie fuds?
Cricket passed away and we buried him this morning. Here is a poem I wrote for him a few years ago. He was nearly 20, but young at heart to the end.
This cat has comments coming in through the window
he’s curved and connected
imagines snakes wriggling under the bed sheet
he’s fluffy and fresh from the outdoor night
nuzzling up under my chin with intensity
he has much to tell me using only purrs.
What have you seen out there, Cricket?
Were there things ferocious you’ve barely escaped?
Flying monsters in the trees
bugs that made you leap?
Shadows of mysterious dog-like creatures
trailing ropes or chains that clanked?
He pushes his nose further up to my ear
He tells me more and sighs
and I understand I have it all wrong.
There were soft, wet weeds
flowers closed up for the evening
neighbor-cats calling hellos from their porches
Moonlight and fireflies dancing across fields
breezes catching in whiskers and tail
good air for running
and running back home
To find me now waiting to hear of it all.
JBSeller, ai haz a much sad fur u. ai so sorry to hear of ur Cricket going over the bridge. Rest assured he is in a beautiful wunerful meadow wif all teh ober kittehs an playing and rollin an havin teh mostest fun. he misses u so mush! teh poem is beautiful and made me tear up.
Thanks for the note! He looked and acted exactly like Hobbes (from Calvin & Hobbes). A perfect sweety and sneaky rascal who made the household complete.
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Wut a lubblee poem fur ur kitteh!
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Naow Cricket is exploring teh Medow, and will tell U about ebryfing he finds wen U r togever agen.
Manny sads and luving thots yr way – weez most of us been there.
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what a beautiful poem
so sorry about your Cricket
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{{{Jenny+cricket}}} I is so sorry to hear bout Ur kitteh
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Ai sew sorree tu heer ob yur grate loss. It bees beriberi hard tu letting goe ob such a preshis frend an famblee membur. Ai hoeps yu has teh jinormus prowd foar teh wunnerful lawng lief yu halpd Cricket tu hasing. Cricket noes he wuz as blesst bai yu as yu wur bai him, an yu du him grate honnur wif yur luvli, luvli pome. Wishing yu marvlus remembrees tu howld in yur hart until yu meets agin.
Thank you all! *Hugs back*
Ai haz a sad for u. Soon tho teh bootimus n happi memoriz wil take awai ur sads. Cricket iz chazing mices in teh flowery garden in teh skai wiv my Sashapuss.
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O! thanks for sharing your luvely poem, JBS! I will be saving this 1!!11! Dew you rite much poetry? It really makes me feel like I am there with yoo and teh liddlol Cricket!
I am srry for your loss; it is so sad to loose a good fren like Cricket! Minny hugs an fond memries of yore liddlol won.
–K
Glad you liked! Yep, I do admit to writing poetry (got a bit published) and am now writing a cat-based novel. Bout 1/2 done. Based on how over 50 kitties were adopted through our used bookstore that we fostered from the local shelter. Cricket was one of the 50 that we couldn’t say goodbye to (along with Gromit, Toy, Mr. Kitty and Missy).
wowzers!
eye wood luff 2 no more about yore pooitree and bks, jbs!
Dat iz luvvlee poem. Ai haz a sad U has losted a kitteh.
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Yur poem maed mae tearee, tu. Ai feelz yur lost &
mae hart goez out 2 yu! {{Jen&Cricket}}
So sorry about ur sweet kitteh. We lost our “big girl” Sparky 8 weeks ago. I know the sadness and heavy heart too, but also the bewtiful memories of 15 years together. {{{{jennybookseller}}}}
Oh hai frum Jamama’z Pajama Party!! Wii haz ben habbing sew much uv deh funz!! Yesterday Teasel adn tessm arrivinged and tessm brotted deh LCB!!!! *faint*
*Unfayntz*
And den wii wented tu deh pre-game party adn i metted deh Grated Cheeziz!!!
*faintz agin*
*Unfayntz agin*
Adn dehy seeminged tu fink i wuz deh IRL royal Tee! mebbee it haz sumfing tu du wif deh krown Jamamamamamam gabe mii tu wairing. Deh rest uv dem wored kitty eerz adn wii awl lukked berry fetching. altho no akshul fetching wuz done, dat b fur deh goggeez tu due. Adn den, wii wuz intervuued!!! wif kwestyunz and cameraz and ebbreefing!!!!
*Fayntz agin*
ai haz sush a BIG enviez! Ya’ll are sush teh lucky kittehs. wowzer, member to breathe!
breeth??
u know. air inna an outta, inna an outta
ohai is U related to Sarah Palin or Michael Palin?
no, no no
seh be a Pal (frend) in South Carolina (sc)
ai haz a big jellus tew! Hao awesum fur yew awl! An LCB eben was dere!!! (shii didnt borro yr crwon, did shii??)
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Schmoos awl arownd!
U r defunitly ICHC royal Tee, mai leeje! Is about tiem rest of world aknowlejed teh fact!
*purrs, thinking of wurld run bai Cheezpeeps*
did aneewun tayke pichurz? ai wud lub tu be seeing yawl wif teh eerz adn royal crown!
yeah. what smiley cat said. we wants picshures, and we wants them naow.
w00t,w00t, w00t! eye dented nose yoo wuz habbing a jammy-party! how fun 4 yoo-all! Did they awl cumes 2 Orey-gone? Whut a wundermaus thyme!
*faintz*
*unfaintz*
*wates 4 pichers*
Kitteh habz payshenntz
upz 2 a poynt. Kitteh knoez
fud cawntroalz payshenntz!
Wen Kitteh habz t3h
hungree, awll betz amz awff. Muss
habz crunchee fud NAOW!!!
Cheezburgr woodz beeez
bettah, butz datz amz speshshull
treet 4 Caturday
Jack.
*claps floofy paws* Yay, Jack!
Ai iz aawways maeks sure tu reeds Ur peoms. Tehy gives me a happeh!
Ohai Jack Deth, King
Ob ICHC haiku -
Ai gawt sent tihs link:
h ttp://www.bikereader.com/contributors/etc/haiku/BRhaiku.html
That newspaper looks just like the Raleigh News and Observer. Could somebody co-sign that? Raleigh N&O ftw?
Ohai lololololllololllololololl! Ai’s nawt seen yu in teh lawngest tym – yur witty an in sysif commets R mush missd. Yu shud stop bye mor offen – juss nawt wen we is playin Troll Crow Kay!
Ambercat, yew is the awesum an full ub win! Troll Crow Kay!
@@@@@ thymes elebentee!
Hey look it’s my cat!
:O Yooh has TEH COMICZ! ^-^