See if you drop a Great
See if you drop a Great Dane and a Dachshund at the same time, they fall at the same rate. Wow that Newton guy was smart.
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but i think we needmoar empirakle evidence. let’s try da naybor’s goggies, too
conga-ratz, SP!
dat ‘bemynds mii ob a storee whut happened lawg ago an far away, win by boi kitlets gotted dare naught sekond pets–too kittehz. older boi (about 4 yrs old) sed whented down 2 teh complex swimming pool and frew hyms brudder’s (about free yrs old) kitteh in. Apt manager kame outta office madder dan a wett kitteh!!!! Furst time eye letted teh boiz outta by site, an awl h*ll brakes loose! (ie, liddlol boi deemons)
J and A now growed up, an still bemember it. Now J sez dat hii hurd that kitteh “lyke wadder”, an hii wanted 2 test out teh therory. Butt ob corse he didnt wanna frow hiz own kitteh in teh pool, in case theree naught troo!
Kitkay, ai sur hoap dat als 4 did live thru teh experince! Maebee ai shud add deh pawtment mgr 2 az BP & hartrate waz prob. too hi fur safetee!!
=^!^=
yuppers, ebberbuddy libbed frew teh Xperiense, inkluding smahrt (but deeveeus littlol boi J!)
Kitteh fizzisists atwerk.
*duz sum eggsperiments wib shyny fings*
Iz der an LCB in teh howse?
Aifink dat wuz Galilolo, nawt Newton, Kitteh!
Ur rite! D:
Galilolo, Nweton, Eistnien…iz all relative to da grabbity kittehz.
tee, hee!
is elebenty feets purr naught furst, purr naught furst, aifinkso…
(NE sigh-in-tests out dare???)
Ai werkt in a fizziks lab 50 yeerz ago…. Fings haz chaynjd a bit sins den, but it’s still 32 ft per sekund per sekund!
fangs, ap! eye fought sew, 2, butt kitteh can onlee cowt up 2 elebenty, aifinkso!!11!!!11
Gravity Cat not Amused!
Ya Iz Galileo, silly noobcatz
wowzer. dat luked lak it hurt
LOL gud won, palinsc!!!1!
Fangz u OM. how are you dis beary fine Frizday?
Ohai! Ai bee shovelin’ awt deh hous fur 2morrowz partay! Mae grad skool dawter’n'hubby & mii granbebe onlee bee heer 2 moar daez, den fly away home to TN. *sniff* Gonna bee a grate sendoff!!! Jus oar bestest frenz, gud fud’n’sudz Yu catch mii peekin inna cheezlan while ai hab lunch. Ai hoap yu & yuz hab a grate weekend!!
Kittehz disskubburrz
dat Doggehz doan’t landz awn dayr
feetz lykez Kittehz duz
Doggehz no habz gatz
wisskurrz lyke Kitteh. Dayz tellz
ryte syde Upz frum Daown
Doggehz no habz t3h
smrtee tayl likez Kittehz duz.
Maykz 2 sawfft landeengz
Jack.
Yea! Jack gib uz anoffer poem!! Lubbly & educakeshunal az weel, Tankzyu, Jack!!!1!
Ohai, OtherMother:
Kitteh willz spinz ‘rowndz
in mid~ayr andz getz Ryte~syde
Upsee berreh kwikk
Ayr aggennst wisskurrz
tellz Kitteh witch wayz 2 turnz
2 getz str8tennd owtz
Smrtee tayll awllso
helpz twistz Kitteh kwikklee andz
getz reddee 2 landz
Kitteh’z pawz, awrmz andz
legz rellakz so impakkt amz
srpeddz owt eebenlee
Kitteh’z pawz, awrmz andz
legz aktz lyke shawkk abzoarburrz.
A purr~fekkt masheen!
Jack.
Eggselent! *clappity clappity*
I myte try doing a sestain pome foar teh negstest lol, but dey’re hard!
Ohai Jack
teh linky ambercat sentid you just needed the space closing between the ‘h ttp’ thingy
There am sum gud haikus,but no yung grasshopper is a patch on Jack Deth
o my, nyse pome, an berry obserbant, JD! it beminds mii ob a grate dane pupper dat eye has erleeer dis yr. Hymns feet wuz so big and hymns jussa babey, bud growing sew fast! Goggie naught node wear hyms feet were! eye had 2 put hymn down on teh grownd so carefully, an still hee fawls obber. Kittehz look at hymn lyke hee hassa stoopy, aifinkso!
(coodn’t keep teh goggie
, butt founded a good home for hymn wiff big famiblee and lots ob kiddlet 2 lubb hymn!)
awww, poor goggies!
*maiks lil parryshutes fer awl teh nayborhuud goggies tew ware, jus in caise uv moar ‘reeserch’
Aifink a grate dayn wud need a berry big parashoot!
Grate dayn go splort!
Naow lessee wat happins iffen u drawp a fevver, a pinglepongle bawl anna grate dane at teh saim tyme!
ohai, my fan ob blooness!
pleez 2 knot B drawping grate danes! my faboryte dawgs. Along wiff labrador reetreebers. Kan’t mayke up my mynd—eye can has Labradane???
whut abowt meen yappy poodlemosnterdawgs? Wii can drowps dem wif a fevver and pingpowngbawl, yesh?
kan teh kittehs drop teh three very yappy noyzy lowd goggies nekst dore? kthxfingerscrossd
Kitkay, ai founded U a goggie,
GreatDane/Retriever
U drawpping tehm inna vakume oar inna ayre? Tehre be ayre resistans, u noe!
gud poynt, KK…’speshly fur kittehz wiff lots o floof!
An wif teh grate daen aifink tehre wud bee anotthur kiend ov resistas tu!
volyoom counts, 2, aifinkso!
ya but der nut be enuff resistance to slow dem down dat much!
Ahhh, the power of G. Lemme show u!
here in teh south, we say “hay ya’ll, watch dis”
‘cept may-B in Mow-Sir-ee?
eye herd yoo haffta show dem ebberyfing!
I’m in Alabamamamama so it’s actually a little bit of both! Y’All!!
“hay ya’ll, watch dis” iz offen tiems akumpianoed by adult beberages. wich mite make peeples mor liekly to “show dem ebbertfing”
…Unfortunately. Hehe…
Here on teh prairairairies tehy sai “hold mai biir adn watch dis” reddnek famuss lass wurds ifinkso =)
Actually, much to our disappointment, most of them live through it!!!!
*Put on Troll Mask*
THIS PIC IS A REPEAT!!!
*Takes off Troll Mask*
Has a gud week week weekend eberrybuddy!
haz fun storming da castle and werking on da weeding, er, wedding.
“mahwig iz whut bwings us hear toogeever…”
(ohai, SP! how’s lyfe in CT? dat ware yoo libbs, or doo has a rong?)
wuv…..wut is wuv?
a dweem wifin a dweem…
-true love is the best thing in the world, except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich; when the mutton is really lean…nom, nom, nom!!
Nomlicious! ^0^
Pwincess Bwide ref?
Lottsa Pwincess Bwide ref, FTWs!
Has a gud wekeend, Maus!
Ohai, Maus! eye jusss redded teh buuk about yoo! (“Maus”) wuz berry gud. eye has ben onna graffick novel kikk laytlee!
a gud weeekeeekkeeekeee, 2 yoo, too!
ooohhh!! dats a scary troll!
*BOOP*
Galoleo. Newton was into grabity, too, but he cared more abowt teh grabity of the earth and teh appo and teh mooen an stuff.
Go figgure nooton!
(eye lyke applols, too!)
it wuz all in hims imaginashun, it wuz just a figment, Newton
speekin ob cookies (biscuits fer TTIers) – Hydrox are gone the way of the Dodo. Muh hart is broke – Hydrox wuz so mush bedder den Oreos. I’ll has a moment ob sighlents fer Hydrox:
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After only 100 yeers they has expyred. Too Soon. So sad.
Augh! Sad news! Such nice crispy cookie bitz–just that little bit crisper than the competition–and the white stuffin, sweet & creamy without being cloying– **reachez up to bare hiz head reverently, adn realizez that he hazn’t a hat on–but if he did, he’d doff it.**
ohnooooooooes. dint hydrox haz betterforyou fatz innem?
heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Usagi32211 an klschmidt1309 an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noo frenz, an lurkur frenz hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lushus red velvit cake, iskreem, frootsytootsy party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht bownse REELLY REEELY HI wen tehy bownse (an lite up too), remote-control flying motersikkles, kandee, an colur-it-yorself Famuss Sine Tists stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-five crayns in teh bestest Sine Tifik colurs (an bilded-in sharperners) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
ai had no idear der wuz so manee Sine Tifik colurs. oooooh ****admirin awl teh amazin colurs****
* cullers in stikurs in sine tiffik cullers adn steeks dem awl ober self *
Umm… burfdai fairy? ai kin has a littlol slyce ob red belbit caek plzthx?
Errr, GP, yu can put yur tong bak in nao – yu has finishd yur culleringin
:-p * runs awai wib a kwikness *
*chases after GP and pownces on him*
)
BOOP! *leevs googlee eyed sticker on piggehs nose*
TTFN! (more breefings
* waybes littlol stikkur cubbered paw *
Has phun!
breefings, not debreefings, gammacat? are yoo shur abowt taht?
Ohai, Ambercat:
Thenkyew berreh mutch
4 t3h Leenkee. Lawtza gud
bysikkleeng Haikuz
Yoostz habz Tenn Speedz
Byke lawngz ago wen U coodz
juss jumpz awn andz ryde
B4 stoopee, Pleh!
sayftee lawz 4 helmettz
andz awll kyndz ubz geer
Jack.
ohai GP! *boop*
has yew seen teh new movee G-force?
Ohai! has ai seed eet? HAS AI SEED EET? Ai wus teh creeyatib direktur!!!
Ohai!
Ohai! Hao yu is?
Ohai pinnygig! Icanhasautomograf? *smilols and haz a hoapful*
Oh, an a schmoo, tew, plsthnx!
umm… schmoos cost extry…
Ohai! * signs automograff adn holds owt ‘bebbeh otter gushifuds fund’ collecting tin *
iffn ai gibs yew elebentee munnees fur da behbeh otter gushifuds fund, yew gib meh schmoo?
* cownts munnies * won… seben… foar… hunnert… elebenty!
SCHMOO!
Awwwww!
*♥GP♥*
Awl heart is ower GP
{{{Tidmum}}}
Seed it? Hims teh star!
ohai GP, yeshyeshyesh yoo kan haz teh red belbit caek! much az yoo lieks, yoo iz my very favrit
extortionistpiggeh in teh hole wulrd!!o, btw, how are teh bebbeh otters doing on all the
lisensing fees i paiddonayshuns i gibbed yoo?O, teh bebbeh otturs is doing grate, fankies! Dey alwais has lawts ob fresh noms adn blankies, fankies tu yu!
Ai wunner iffn dey wheel ebber grow up adn leebe home… * sniff *
yes *sniff* teh bebbehs…wun day tehy grow up an leeve home *snif*
if yoo dont put tehm in a boks an mayl tehm to timbuktoo furst…
but but but wibowt mai bebbeh otters… ai wheel has notting!!!
Fankies, Burfday Fairy, 4 teh gud wishes!!!
*schmoo*
Goggies go SPLAT at teh bottem and make mess
In Sine Tifik colurs.
Less see if teh chahuahua and an bassit hounds fall teh same too
Nobody tuches Fred, teh Bassett Hownd. He’s funny.
goggies go SPLORT
no, akshully, ifinkso tehy wented SPLAT. (but just very sawft-liek, see Lungdoc beelow. no goggies wuz reely harmd – not too much anyway – in teh making ob dis LOL)
did the goggies died?
Aidon’t finkso. Aifink kittehs drawp goggies into somefing soft, so taht exspearmint kan bi repeated az necessarie wifout having to catch moar subjects so offen. Yesh?
I gree, they will drop them over an over mult pull tyms and they will sloh lee go flatter till dey are goggie pancakes..
Dat wood maek cents. Kitteh fizzacysts are berry intwo saving deh energee! Wen deh exspearmint is obber, deh kitteh fizzacysts can taek a nap onna softness thingy.
den they will have goggies for brekfess!
Aie weird…
Neggst we send goggies into space
oh no….. ai has an invisible?
Noe, Ai can see u!
But ai tried twice to post a commint offering these kittehs a job at d’Beaker Laboratories, and putting in a link to a funny picshur from Science magazine. And stoopy WP ate them both.
ai will try again …
look here !!
If I cood get muh hans on sum IGF-1 wud that make me a Big Dawg?!
i guess lolcats don’t know much about history or physics.
he wasn’t smart; he was galileo.
poor goggies. kittehs r always so mean to the guys wif te littlest bwains.
that was galileo not newton
tards
Akshully Galilei iz had dis ekspirimunt.
Was about to say that, g99.
Galileo, silly kittehs! Newton wuz grabity, Einstein wuz relatibity, Galileo wuz tow objecks fallin at teh same rate.
I can’t finish the equation…. What is the drag coefficient of fur?
i thinks dey is liarz! they isnt talking rites! i thinks dey are goggies in disgize! i wuv lolcats(:
fail cat is fail… It was Gallilei who said it….
It wasn’t Galileo. Galileo is the humanist who was the first to claim the earth revolves around the sun, not the other way around. The ‘heavy and light things fall at the same rate’ guy was ARCHIMEDES.