Comments on: I iz in ur space-time continuum, upsetting

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:08:53 +0000

U R All Morons!

By: YAR

YAR — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:48:04 +0000

I SPEAK NORMAL. BEAT THAT, CHEESEBURGER CAT!

By: dirtbag

dirtbag — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:43:20 +0000

@Jake: I thought the comments were filtered and translated into LOLSPEAK. Unfortunately this kind of technology is way too advanced for cats.

By: Jake

Jake — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:17:01 +0000

Does everyone here talk like this on a regular basis, or did I just happen to stumble this page on “Let’s talk like we all need helmets” day?

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:52:31 +0000

iz eatin ur gravitons and gravioles…

By: cdl1701

cdl1701 — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:09:30 +0000

Helps, is be suk down de blak hol

By: dc!

dc! — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:36:06 +0000

mah favorite, me givez it 4 paws an mah tail! nao hand me sum cheezburger

By: djtonyb

djtonyb — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 09:46:14 +0000

My naem iz Eddy… I iz in teh space-tiem continuuum…

By: MLE

MLE — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:12:06 +0000

Engage!

By: Flick

Flick — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:46:55 +0000

Wiiiiiiiiiin!

By: Rachaelwrites

Rachaelwrites — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:27:36 +0000

You know, he/she wouldn’t be in the *space time contiunum*, but in the *fabric of space-time*. That’s different.

Yes, I’m such a know-it-all.

By: supertuscan

supertuscan — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:10:49 +0000

Teh Dr Tiny Hizemburger says: you can has three piklols
on teh cheezburger but ten doan ask about how many
saysomefee seeds can be on teh bun, cuz Idunno!!!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:56:37 +0000

Oh thank u!

{{{evryones}}}

By: 3LittlKitties

3LittlKitties — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:37:49 +0000

Can’t… do… plaid… THUD!

By: miniminsmum

miniminsmum — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 09:12:00 +0000

Deh grabs eberyfing!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:50:33 +0000

Dose eyes ar allreddy upsettin mai stuffs!!! WANT!!!!!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:22:14 +0000

Goodnite cc81! See you whenevertyme!

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:15:12 +0000

LOL! Tu troo! Ai awlso makin a liddlol cayk fur teh berfdai bebbeh tu smashin… dats awlwais fun tu watch! Oh, Lungdoc, fank yu fur gibbin meh laffs- ai needed it! Nao, mah kitchin be awl kleened (adn teh uvven!) iz tym fur bed. Mah alarm goes awf tu erlee. Hab a gud nite mah fren! {{{Lungdoc}}}

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:57:10 +0000

Ogood! Littlol extra densitee inna kidlet berfdaycayk prolly just teh thing! Maykes moar effectiv projectyle wehn teh kid jerks a handfullovit teh length ov teh table at her couzins hed, aifinkso. Adn helps teh texture stand up to teh effectz ov ais kreemz. Nice fudgy cayk for stuffin in eerz, allso. Nom nom splash. Abadnon hoap, awl yu hoo inner heer! Parteeee!

By: HistoryMaker

HistoryMaker — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:44:25 +0000

bee kareful kitteh
an waebber u due don devide nuffing bye zerow

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:14:52 +0000

Amen tu taht! Fank CC teh haus be standin & teh flavur is otay. Teh cayk is a bit dense nao, but (!) aifinkso it will be fine. As bad as dis may be tu sez- it IS fur a bunch uv skreemin kidlets at a 1 yr owlds berfday. Dey nawt be finking bowt cayk densitees, dey finkin- CHOKLIT…nomnomnom…!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:05:59 +0000

Ohai cc81! Aggravationz! Sowns liek yu had teh inside-owt of teh problemz ai had when ai was a kidlet adn tried to bake a cake one time when Mom wazn’t at hoam. Ai readz teh cook-book adn followz teh drexshums, eksept Ai didn’t noes teh differents between baking POWDR adn baking SODIE; adn ai used teh rong wun, adn teh fing taht was spozed tu be a nice fluffeh cake turned owt to be a little flat solid 3/4″ thik brown slab; adn it tasted saltee. We livs, we learns. At least Ai didn’t burn teh howse down.

By: caramelchef81

caramelchef81 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:49:29 +0000

Blaarrghh!!! Aikinkso dis kitteh upsettded teh batt-tree in mah baykurs scayl, cawsin meh tu misscayl baykin sodie in mai cayk batturs. Tu mush baykin sodie cawses teh cayk battur tu *SPLORT!* in mah uvven adn nao ai has tu kleen up adn ayr owt teh haus. Pleh. Ai hasa a frustraytid.

By: David

David — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:22:50 +0000

Someone should tell Carter and Henry that it wasn’t S.A.R.A.H. after all.

By: Kevin Burton

Kevin Burton — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:20:12 +0000

Where did that picture come from? I’m pretty sure that’s MY cat…….. but I’ve LONG since lost this picture and its collection…..

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:03:28 +0000

ooooh…dotz!
*snerk*

By: PootyTat

PootyTat — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:02:55 +0000

Pointy endz are gonna rupture the event horizon!!! The screems won’t even escape!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh…………….

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:47:08 +0000

At least mah quarks is safe.

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:27:55 +0000

Ohai UKS360. Der be lotza infos on cweenmj Cheez Town Cryer
h t t p://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ (pleez to be closings da spaces). Dis be helpings muchly aifinkso.

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:08:51 +0000

Sew beeing a cat, borked tehm awl.

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:04:29 +0000

And teh losur had tu taik it hoem?

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:59:51 +0000

an tehn ifinkso teh goggies gotted pulld into teh spayse-time continyooyum an camed owt at kitkays howse!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:58:16 +0000

{{{{{{d.r.}}}}}}

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:40:18 +0000

Welkum to Cheezland, UKS360!

*extends floofee paw uv frendship*

If u duzzint want to wear a CHRG, u kud try a 50’s style bavving cap wif teh strap unner ur chin — menny uv teh bavving caps haz flowers on dem. Sew prittee (in a scary latex sort of way).

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:38:03 +0000

*snuggles D.R.*

By: catta-cake

catta-cake — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:34:27 +0000

D.R. …Snugglies tu u…nais warm kwilt n warm milk.

By: catta-cake

catta-cake — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:25:39 +0000

Ai orange-joy heering bout grabbity…u guise
quack-me-up! Fanks fur laffs-moishe needled
tuday.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:24:02 +0000

dis bees teh softee sir-fase ware teh kittehz throwed teh Grate Dane and teh Dachund! Blakk kitteh denn jumps down grasefulolly, an wates fore hims fren to joy-n hymn! Kittehz: dey fall froo spase so elegantloly!

By: catta-cake

catta-cake — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:15:31 +0000

Clappity-clappity fur jk2k! U de-surv furst plaze!

By: RuledByFantima

RuledByFantima — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:03:32 +0000

Kittehs noes all abowt teh grabbitys! Dey grabbities tite wif deyz pointy ends!

By: onions and petunias

onions and petunias — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:53:17 +0000

Walcome, UKSponge360!

By: Griffyn

Griffyn — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:52:07 +0000

an wdoi is wid drawins on it . . . ohai UKS360…ai’m a reesentlee recubbered lurkher as wale…extens floofee paw uv welomnings an frenship…pull up a chayre an injoi de show.

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:45:32 +0000

Yeah, mah relatibs r grabbity too. O.o

By: parrothead

parrothead — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:44:34 +0000

Ohai UKS360! Nice tu meet chew! **extends culurful wing ov frenship** Ai wuz a lurker furr kwite a whyle tu! Iz berry fun heer, pleez tu post moar offin! Ai awlsew did nawt nose wut the CHRG wuz furr a lawng time. Aifinkso iz a ‘chikken hed rubbur glove.’ Magin a rubbur gluv blowed up lyk a balluun, luuks like a chikken (oar rooster) hed. Snapped titelee obur yur hed, it helps keep yur braynes inside in teh eevint ov a splort!

By: UKSponge360

UKSponge360 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:36:50 +0000

Ohai cheezpeeps!!

eye bin lookin on teh cheezburger site fur a why-lol, but ai doan post much. i’m a quiet kitteh ifinkso ^_^

Anywho, plz to be tellin meh wut is a CHRG? i see cheezpeeps usin the termy…trem…. termin….words tat descrybe fings and ai doan fully undermastand

Fanks guys

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:32:22 +0000

Midnytez Kitteh amz
likkwidz eenk spawt awn t3h wyde
graff pay~purr Bedz Spreddz

Midnytez Kitteh coodz
stayz awnz tawpz oarz meltz andz taykez
bettah luuk Insyde

Midnytez Kitteh mytez
cawllz t3h Midnytez Kitteh Croo
andz den maykz Eenkspawtz

Jack.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:14:28 +0000

*whispurrs* wii hasnt had burgers in a lawwwwwwwnnnnnnnggggg thyme here… moast just use @ in plais ub burger.

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:12:05 +0000

pee ess… ai figurz if ai fixez da last splort, awl deh udders taken care up in awl da udder continyewyums…

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:10:40 +0000

*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures Jackie will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on Jackie*
*carefullee lifts up Jackie, wrapps Jacloe inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, Jackie here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!

By: raingods

raingods — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:08:19 +0000

Schroedinger’s cat, not happy wif dese laws…