I iz in ur space-time continuum, upsetting

I iz in ur space-time continuum, upsetting all your gravity and quantums and stuffs.
Picture by: TamgotchiSuper. Caption by: Len314159 via Advanced Lol Builder
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I iz in ur space-time continuum, upsetting all your gravity and quantums and stuffs.
Picture by: TamgotchiSuper. Caption by: Len314159 via Advanced Lol Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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an ai iz dewwin it at warp speeeedz!
Yew sur iz, jk2k!!!1! Conga ratz onna top spott!
Base tew jk2k
Rattipus has fudge brown knees an choklit milds for u at
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/07/10/funny-pictures-and-stuffs/comment-page-1/#comment-719291
Sillybrashun 4 yr start of teh macramay startin in 10…9…8…7…
YAY fur jk2k!! Yu awn tawp tunite!!
Clappity-clappity fur jk2k! U de-surv furst plaze!
fankees u giiz! luuks liek wii habz a needz tew goe tew teh ty boo-tik! aifink dere aer noo mayrinur hats wif cheezpeep pics awn ‘em!
also yer nap.
Halp! Da grabbity iz gots me!
Itz awl relatib aneewai…
Yeah, mah relatibs r grabbity too. O.o
Deh grabs eberyfing!
Kittehs noes all abowt teh grabbitys! Dey grabbities tite wif deyz pointy ends!
Space–where noe one kan heer u meow!
But luukin so kyoot!
lolz. but teh grabbities r important arnt dey?
try doin wifout it! Yu will see!
Yus. Ur planit is suppozed tew grabbity ur feets so u donut fall up.
I nawt haz problem fallin up, it’z fallin down dat gits mii!
Ai find itz nawt teh fallin but teh landin dat iz teh tuff part.
Anom!
Ai orange-joy heering bout grabbity…u guise
quack-me-up! Fanks fur laffs-moishe needled
tuday.
Plz to nawt brayking teh spayce-tiem continyoo-um, kitteh. Findin sumwun to fiks it dis layte on a Friedegg wud be trickee. Ai duzzint want to hasta do wiffowt it awl week-week-weekend!
Plus, enny repayr purrsun wud cost at leest dubblol!
Purrrrzaktlee!
Congaratz awn yur brade. Orf tu taibootik fur sillibrashunz! drinkeez nd nomz awl arownd. dans, dans, nawt nekkid dans.
Ooooops , ment tu sai macramay.
Howebber iz cumforter iz makin mii dizzy, nawt tu mynd da hayreball.
Comfurtur nawt berry comfurtin?
aifink dis kumfurter-nawt musta bin a rafflol item…
And teh losur had tu taik it hoem?
Jus doan bee snaggin mai string thiree.
We can has fudge brown knees an chokkit milks?
OMG! sucks to git FP whin da burgers is borked agin. *SHOUTS Dis is Highway Wobbawy* Shud git dubble burgers whin (if?) dey sort it owt. MMMMmmm double burgers! *wipes away Homer drool.*
*whispurrs* wii hasnt had burgers in a lawwwwwwwnnnnnnnggggg thyme here… moast just use @ in plais ub burger.
Ha! I luvs ths!
I could use some snugglies over here
*snuggles DR*
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**yewziz lint brusch tu git stray fevvers awf D.R.** sawree bowt dat.
D.R. …Snugglies tu u…nais warm kwilt n warm milk.
*snuggles D.R.*
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Oh thank u!
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Yur time warp is borked!!
Dem beeg kyoot eers shoarley muss upset sum law ov naychur!
SPLORT!!!111!!!
SPLORT!!!111!!!
tu many snuggles and cuteness.. * Atomic splort!! *
tu many snuggles and cuteness.. * Atomic splort!! *
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures Jackie will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on Jackie*
*carefullee lifts up Jackie, wrapps Jacloe inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, Jackie here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
pee ess… ai figurz if ai fixez da last splort, awl deh udders taken care up in awl da udder continyewyums…
Mah computer is dbl postin…
Is nawt a blax hole datz bendin spas-thyme~ is a blax kitteh!
Schroedinger’s cat, not happy wif dese laws…
Sew beeing a cat, borked tehm awl.
Midnytez Kitteh amz
likkwidz eenk spawt awn t3h wyde
graff pay~purr Bedz Spreddz
Midnytez Kitteh coodz
stayz awnz tawpz oarz meltz andz taykez
bettah luuk Insyde
Midnytez Kitteh mytez
cawllz t3h Midnytez Kitteh Croo
andz den maykz Eenkspawtz
Jack.
Ohai cheezpeeps!!
eye bin lookin on teh cheezburger site fur a why-lol, but ai doan post much. i’m a quiet kitteh ifinkso ^_^
Anywho, plz to be tellin meh wut is a CHRG? i see cheezpeeps usin the termy…trem…. termin….words tat descrybe fings and ai doan fully undermastand
Fanks guys
Ohai UKS360! Nice tu meet chew! **extends culurful wing ov frenship** Ai wuz a lurker furr kwite a whyle tu! Iz berry fun heer, pleez tu post moar offin! Ai awlsew did nawt nose wut the CHRG wuz furr a lawng time. Aifinkso iz a ‘chikken hed rubbur glove.’ Magin a rubbur gluv blowed up lyk a balluun, luuks like a chikken (oar rooster) hed. Snapped titelee obur yur hed, it helps keep yur braynes inside in teh eevint ov a splort!
an wdoi is wid drawins on it . . . ohai UKS360…ai’m a reesentlee recubbered lurkher as wale…extens floofee paw uv welomnings an frenship…pull up a chayre an injoi de show.
Walcome, UKSponge360!
Welkum to Cheezland, UKS360!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
If u duzzint want to wear a CHRG, u kud try a 50’s style bavving cap wif teh strap unner ur chin — menny uv teh bavving caps haz flowers on dem. Sew prittee (in a scary latex sort of way).
Ohai UKS360. Der be lotza infos on cweenmj Cheez Town Cryer
h t t p://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ (pleez to be closings da spaces). Dis be helpings muchly aifinkso.
dis bees teh softee sir-fase ware teh kittehz throwed teh Grate Dane and teh Dachund! Blakk kitteh denn jumps down grasefulolly, an wates fore hims fren to joy-n hymn! Kittehz: dey fall froo spase so elegantloly!
an tehn ifinkso teh goggies gotted pulld into teh spayse-time continyooyum an camed owt at kitkays howse!!
At least mah quarks is safe.
Pointy endz are gonna rupture the event horizon!!! The screems won’t even escape!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh…………….
ooooh…dotz!
*snerk*
Where did that picture come from? I’m pretty sure that’s MY cat…….. but I’ve LONG since lost this picture and its collection…..
Someone should tell Carter and Henry that it wasn’t S.A.R.A.H. after all.
Blaarrghh!!! Aikinkso dis kitteh upsettded teh batt-tree in mah baykurs scayl, cawsin meh tu misscayl baykin sodie in mai cayk batturs. Tu mush baykin sodie cawses teh cayk battur tu *SPLORT!* in mah uvven adn nao ai has tu kleen up adn ayr owt teh haus. Pleh. Ai hasa a frustraytid.
Ohai cc81! Aggravationz! Sowns liek yu had teh inside-owt of teh problemz ai had when ai was a kidlet adn tried to bake a cake one time when Mom wazn’t at hoam. Ai readz teh cook-book adn followz teh drexshums, eksept Ai didn’t noes teh differents between baking POWDR adn baking SODIE; adn ai used teh rong wun, adn teh fing taht was spozed tu be a nice fluffeh cake turned owt to be a little flat solid 3/4″ thik brown slab; adn it tasted saltee. We livs, we learns. At least Ai didn’t burn teh howse down.
Amen tu taht! Fank CC teh haus be standin & teh flavur is otay. Teh cayk is a bit dense nao, but (!) aifinkso it will be fine. As bad as dis may be tu sez- it IS fur a bunch uv skreemin kidlets at a 1 yr owlds berfday. Dey nawt be finking bowt cayk densitees, dey finkin- CHOKLIT…nomnomnom…!
Ogood! Littlol extra densitee inna kidlet berfdaycayk prolly just teh thing! Maykes moar effectiv projectyle wehn teh kid jerks a handfullovit teh length ov teh table at her couzins hed, aifinkso. Adn helps teh texture stand up to teh effectz ov ais kreemz. Nice fudgy cayk for stuffin in eerz, allso. Nom nom splash. Abadnon hoap, awl yu hoo inner heer! Parteeee!
LOL! Tu troo! Ai awlso makin a liddlol cayk fur teh berfdai bebbeh tu smashin… dats awlwais fun tu watch! Oh, Lungdoc, fank yu fur gibbin meh laffs- ai needed it! Nao, mah kitchin be awl kleened (adn teh uvven!) iz tym fur bed. Mah alarm goes awf tu erlee. Hab a gud nite mah fren! {{{Lungdoc}}}
Goodnite cc81! See you whenevertyme!
bee kareful kitteh
an waebber u due don devide nuffing bye zerow
Dose eyes ar allreddy upsettin mai stuffs!!! WANT!!!!!
Can’t… do… plaid… THUD!
Teh Dr Tiny Hizemburger says: you can has three piklols
on teh cheezburger but ten doan ask about how many
saysomefee seeds can be on teh bun, cuz Idunno!!!
You know, he/she wouldn’t be in the *space time contiunum*, but in the *fabric of space-time*. That’s different.
Yes, I’m such a know-it-all.
Wiiiiiiiiiin!
Engage!
My naem iz Eddy… I iz in teh space-tiem continuuum…
mah favorite, me givez it 4 paws an mah tail! nao hand me sum cheezburger
Helps, is be suk down de blak hol
iz eatin ur gravitons and gravioles…
Does everyone here talk like this on a regular basis, or did I just happen to stumble this page on “Let’s talk like we all need helmets” day?
@Jake: I thought the comments were filtered and translated into LOLSPEAK. Unfortunately this kind of technology is way too advanced for cats.
I SPEAK NORMAL. BEAT THAT, CHEESEBURGER CAT!
U R All Morons!