Comments on: He thinks they’re well trained

By: Gleef

Gleef — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:07:12 +0000

I can has hotgog, wiv mousetard and yumyums!

By: chris

chris — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:50:41 +0000

What you call Lolspeak was previously referred to as having a Brooklyn accent – (as in Brooklyn, Noo Yark)

By: Jedi Odin

Jedi Odin — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:37:57 +0000

Classic.

By: Gleef

Gleef — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:50:48 +0000

If kat drinkz moomik as lil kitteh, and keeps hasing moomik, they yooswe can keep hasing moomik wivout teh yakkin.

Still, wats rong wit a lil yakkin wen I can has moomik?

By: Narf

Narf — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:39:22 +0000

you guys do now that most cats can’t digest cow milk, they have to puke or get diarreaha from it. Still wonder why they drink it then, must be the same with humans and alcohol

By: javandyck

javandyck — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:52:03 +0000

I used to do that but I used to get it all over their faces for fun. they acted upset but always came back for more.

By: NorthernTerror

NorthernTerror — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:20:51 +0000

*grin* I used to do that with the kittehs on teh farm

By: Izzymom

Izzymom — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:23:58 +0000

Kitteh vursun of soda fowntin? XD

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:18:52 +0000

Snerkels!!

By: woozled

woozled — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:51:29 +0000

Mai granddaddy useded too doo taht foar hiz barn kitteh ‘Wat’!!!

By: Upfi

Upfi — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:35:50 +0000

U is welkum at teh lolcats, too! *extends feeler to shake hands wif PointsOutTheObvious*

By: Upfi

Upfi — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:34:18 +0000

Fanks for teh pickshures! It sure luks laik grate fun!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:04:22 +0000

I wisht u kudda ben here tu!!!

But wii b sitting here at Jamamammamamaz howse eeting strawberryz and pownd cake now. Adn admiring deh floofy shilo and deh frisky Cayenne.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:51:25 +0000

ai wud put mr. green cauz ai hazza jellus but teh noo mr. green luuks lyke a skwishered green gumdrawp

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:48:25 +0000

Oh, shur, now the furst commint kumz thro!! PLEH!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:47:31 +0000

I can haz disappearing commintz??

I tryz agin!!

{{{{{KCT}}}}} {{{{{sooty}}}}}

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:47:19 +0000

OOOOOOO an teh pixures r grate!! Teasel wif a noizymaiker, tee hee fweeep!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:43:54 +0000

{{{{{{KCT}}}} {{{{{{{Sooty}}}}}}}

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:43:54 +0000

O O O taht sownds lyke sew much fun!!! Ai wish ai cud haz bean tehre!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:39:50 +0000

Oh ya, dere b pixorz here

By: Fuzzie

Fuzzie — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:37:57 +0000

yoo gotted miwk?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:37:35 +0000

Oh Hai catena!!

wuz so gud tu meeting u at deh LOLgame!!!

W00t!! w00t!!

I haz such an egg sited!!!

I metted Cheez!!!!

adn Tofu!!!!

and Loki!!

adn Yesplz!!!

Adn I gotted T-shurt otto graffed bai Cheez himsef!!!

Adn I gotted a LOLrus!

adn wii gotted intervuued!!

adn deh Marinerz eben wun deh game!!

By: catena

catena — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:55:48 +0000

an mai purrayahz, tu! Sooty, getz yur littel but hoym naow!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:47:53 +0000

Prayerz fur Sooty’s safe return an tu {{{{{KCT}}}}} an fanks tu Cattails fur bein sush a gud frend!!! {{{{{Cattails}}}}}

By: catena

catena — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:45:46 +0000

oops…”LOL game!”

By: catena

catena — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:45:12 +0000

an mii! dey gav awt naymtagz dat sed: Ohai mai naym iz:____ an speshul LOLwerdz tu “Tak Mii Awt tu teh Bawlgaem”:
Take me out 2 teh OLO game.
Take me out wiv mai frendz!
Buy me sum cheezburgerz and mousie snacks –
I not care if i nvr get baffs!
We’z woot woot woot fur teh Marinerz.
If dey not win i will criez!
4 iz nawt seknd, seknd, free strikes ur out
at teh LOL ball game -
Kthxbai!

By: Kitty

Kitty — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:31:42 +0000

Tee hee, my great-granddaddy used to do this with his barncats way back in the day <3

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:17:29 +0000

O noze, shee wuz sew eggsited tew bee goin hoam tew. Ai am sew sorree that Sooty iz missin and that shee haz a lonlee

Iffen u tawk tew hur afore hur innertubes bee fixed pleez tew giv hur mai best cheez luv and wishing-u-happee beems!

Fank u {{{Cattails}}}

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:44:29 +0000

Coud be teh neckst LBT produckshun?

Starrink teh raound Peepil Catchur Fingy?

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:26:45 +0000

ah yesh, fank yoo, taht wuz wut i wuz trying to rebember.eever ob thoze wuld help wif teh eggsessib splortayshun problem.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:16:06 +0000

Aifinkso teh glassez yu mean are teh Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses (from Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide series); or you might mean the Happy Goggie Goggles, which are an ICHC production (ai forgets who it waz taht invented dem). Eiver fing kan help to reduce those embarrasin splortnesses…

By: Mezzomom

Mezzomom — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:00:10 +0000

mebbe him’s a manx?

By: Mezzomom

Mezzomom — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:58:58 +0000

iz berry troo, farmses wiffaot kittehs hab no sooper…soop…nobuddy tew mayk shur it’s dun rite.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:51:40 +0000

*wonders if there be handsome Cary Grant lookalike nearby for the movie starring our own LCB :To Catch a Theef: Part Deux*
secure da shiny fings well,Justin Case you has to be fallin on da peoplecatchy thing.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:45:18 +0000

I is but there is lotsa cheezpeeps here to catch me.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:44:10 +0000

Yay! hoep you feline better suun.

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:42:56 +0000

umm, yr not too high up in da stands, i hoep?

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:41:46 +0000

oh, yesh! fangs muchly to Cattails!!

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:37:32 +0000

Her cable conneshun (TV and innertubes) be fixed tomorrow afternoon, n hopefully she’ll be here to tell u herself. We lukked and lukked. There be lots uf hidin places, but ai fink he’d come owt by now if he cud. But a kitteh wut nawt want to be fownd can find a way ta stay hidden.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:34:27 +0000

I is there too!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:29:40 +0000

Prayers an wishes uf Sootys return, sooon!!! Tell KCT dat wii are awl sending wishes an luvs her wai! I iz hope, hope, hopeing fur da safe return uf Sooty! Pleez tu keep us uptudated! {{{KCT an Cattails, and Sooty}}}

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:22:27 +0000

ohnoes!! *sends out gud enerjee tew KCT and Sooty*
.
Yew has checkeded awl da drawers adn cubbords and closits? Ai hoap Sooty just berry gud at hidifyin…
.
Plis tell KCT dat dey is in mah foughts…er, finkins… er, stuff da brayn duz!

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:09:30 +0000

tell her ohai frum jk2 an lots an lots an lots uv schmoos
{{{{KCT}}}}
{{{{Cattails foar beeun such a gud fren!}}}}

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:03:14 +0000

I’m not actually stuffy — especially with Mucinex and Sudafed in my system. My sinuses just hurt.

Of course, it could be a migraine (that didn’t respond to migraine meds) putting pressure on the nerves that run in the sinus area.

I don’t know… but I get to go home now!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:02:42 +0000

so sowy to hear dis. she still wivvout innertoobs, too, ifinkso.
send her my love, simpathees, and {{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}
I be praying. srsly.

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:49:20 +0000

Just got bak frum visitin KCT. She was sitting alone wif tears running down her face. Der’s no sign of Sooty, teh missing kitteh, an no clues whatsoever abowt howz he cud hab gone missing. ai fin she is experiencing a big ol let down frum being around ppl all daye at teh “evil nerfing hoam”. Was bad, but still a support n some structure dat she iz missin. I’m gonna put some signs owt and hab been checkin teh local shelterz. My hart is borked jus seein her sew sad. {{{KCT}}} Her odder kittehs be luvin her up real gud, tho, so she is gettin pleny uf kitteh lurvs.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:40:35 +0000

ooh, taht sownds yooseful! fankies for teh tip ladymonde

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:39:27 +0000

yoo kan haz miwk – fresh frum teh moocow!!

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:39:02 +0000

hoomans cawl dem barn kittehs butt (!) dey noes dey iz reelee teh Keengs (an Cweens) Uv Awl Teh Farmses an Ranches

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:31:39 +0000

Well, lets just believe dat it iz tucked tu da syde uf hyme. I haz seen kittehz du that