He thinks they’re well trained
He thinks they’re well trained They think the same of him
i still tryin 2 train mah hoomin.
Picture by: Nat Farbman. Caption by: MuttMeat via Our LOL Builder
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Aifink teh kittehs iz rite!
Ai can haz miwk?
yoo kan haz miwk – fresh frum teh moocow!!
Mmmm, fresh squeezed.
Congarats nightshayde and CheezburgerInMahBelli! Ai awfur yu sum chikee salad wif grayps an applols in it, awn frosch sowurdoh breed, wif sum brawklii an ransh dip and waddurmellon, an ai du teh ‘blazin saddlols-iz-awn tunite-wears-teh-popcorms’ dans. **toast toast toast dans dans dans **
Iz aslo tunite cheezmeet in seattle at baisbawl gaim. Owr cween, Jamamamama, JCH4k. yesplis, Cheez nd Tofu and maibe menny moar wil be dere.
Yewz rite! Ai wish dey were shoeing teh game here! **does Mariner cheezmeet dans dans dans, awfurs ball park franks**
Iz on Fox Sports Network on cablol at 7:30 pm Paficic Teim.
I is there too!
umm, yr not too high up in da stands, i hoep?
I is but there is lotsa cheezpeeps here to catch me.
*wonders if there be handsome Cary Grant lookalike nearby for the movie starring our own LCB :To Catch a Theef: Part Deux*
secure da shiny fings well,Justin Case you has to be fallin on da peoplecatchy thing.
Coud be teh neckst LBT produckshun?
Starrink teh raound Peepil Catchur Fingy?
an mii! dey gav awt naymtagz dat sed: Ohai mai naym iz:____ an speshul LOLwerdz tu “Tak Mii Awt tu teh Bawlgaem”:
Take me out 2 teh OLO game.
Take me out wiv mai frendz!
Buy me sum cheezburgerz and mousie snacks –
I not care if i nvr get baffs!
We’z woot woot woot fur teh Marinerz.
If dey not win i will criez!
4 iz nawt seknd, seknd, free strikes ur out
at teh LOL ball game -
Kthxbai!
oops…”LOL game!”
Oh Hai catena!!
wuz so gud tu meeting u at deh LOLgame!!!
W00t!! w00t!!
I haz such an egg sited!!!
I metted Cheez!!!!
adn Tofu!!!!
and Loki!!
adn Yesplz!!!
Adn I gotted T-shurt otto graffed bai Cheez himsef!!!
Adn I gotted a LOLrus!
adn wii gotted intervuued!!
adn deh Marinerz eben wun deh game!!
Oh ya, dere b pixorz here
O O O taht sownds lyke sew much fun!!! Ai wish ai cud haz bean tehre!
OOOOOOO an teh pixures r grate!! Teasel wif a noizymaiker, tee hee fweeep!
ai wud put mr. green cauz ai hazza jellus but teh noo mr. green luuks lyke a skwishered green gumdrawp
I wisht u kudda ben here tu!!!
But wii b sitting here at Jamamammamamaz howse eeting strawberryz and pownd cake now. Adn admiring deh floofy shilo and deh frisky Cayenne.
Fanks for teh pickshures! It sure luks laik grate fun!
Snerkels!!
Fankies, PH — dat awl sownds delishus an nootrishus!
Ai haz such a heddake today. Ai duzzint want to play teh werk gaem ennymoar.
On teh pawzitiv sied, ai swimmed a mile on my lunch brayke (and yes – ai did eet lunch a littlol laytur).
ohai nightshayde, on teh last LOL i gibbed yoo a shiny gift boks wif a noo sinuses in it. hope taht helps! {{{nightshayde}}}
Fankies, LM!
Dragonwriter (over on Failblog) warmed a damp washcloth for me to put on my face. That plus the shiny gift boks wif noo sinuses plus teh Afrin ai just yoozed mite be halping a liddlol bit. *hoap hoap hoap*
yeh, teh stuffy sinuses are teh pleh. haz yoo eber tryd teh saline wash? iz just playn salt water (kan eben mix it yorself, wif distilled water) yoo skwirts/snorts it up into teh sinuses an it helps loosen all teh yukk an wash it owt. yooze lots ob kleenexes. wurks for me sumtimes. (i donut yooze teh decongestints cawz i haz a bit ob teh hi blud preshure an i not wants to make it wurser.)
Ohai, wut ai wuz toled tu uze , da saline haz sum baking soda added. can get a kit for about $10 with the squirt bottle, 50 or so packets of the proper amount of salt/ soda and directions. by MacNeill (?) co.
ooh, taht sownds yooseful! fankies for teh tip ladymonde
I’m not actually stuffy — especially with Mucinex and Sudafed in my system. My sinuses just hurt.
Of course, it could be a migraine (that didn’t respond to migraine meds) putting pressure on the nerves that run in the sinus area.
I don’t know… but I get to go home now!
Yay! hoep you feline better suun.
Gud hoomin! Gud, Gud hoomin. **purr**
Wen we’z dun teh milk, iz also good fur cheezburgerz.
Milk+processing=cheez
ohai, POTO!! welkom to cheezland, yor lolspeek iz bery good! (i likes teh engrish too, iz very funny fings there)
U is welkum at teh lolcats, too! *extends feeler to shake hands wif PointsOutTheObvious*
Conga ratz {{{{nightshade nd cheez b.i.m.b.}}}}} off tu taibootik wif yu fur end of dai nomz nd drinkeez ub yur choys. dans, dans, (nawt nekkid) dans nd sing
dem awe cuwt kittehs! * splort *
Odeer! Jackie iz down an ai nawt eben innerdeuced maiself!
**scoop braynes inna neet pile**
**skwirt skwirt braynes wif sparklee waddur scented wif lymes**
**packs cleen braynes bak intu hed cabbity**
**replayce hed bones in dah rite playce**
**wrappee wrappee wif lef-obur Michael Jaksun-theemeed dukky tape**
**snap CHRG obur tape** SNAP!
Leeds Jackie to recubberee cowch, awfurs chokklit martoonis and chokklit possums, wraps Jackie inna cheezmap blankee**
Dere, yu jist rest an du nawt luk at kyoot furr a wyle.
O, an OHai! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Fink dat one ams missin hims tayol.
mebbe him’s a manx?
Sharin’ iz carin’…
* skoop up teh bwains and pack dem inside head * I been havin splorting pwoblems awl week!
okay, ifinkso yoo needs teh extray-strengf kyoot-blokking sunglasses (fink tehy haz a name, forgotted wut). or else yoo not habbing any brayns left at all!! *sneeks a fyoo yooseful wurking bits taht jackie forgotted*
Aifinkso teh glassez yu mean are teh Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses (from Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide series); or you might mean the Happy Goggie Goggles, which are an ICHC production (ai forgets who it waz taht invented dem). Eiver fing kan help to reduce those embarrasin splortnesses…
ah yesh, fank yoo, taht wuz wut i wuz trying to rebember.eever ob thoze wuld help wif teh eggsessib splortayshun problem.
Teh cows bee teh moast traned heer!
Bawrn Yawrd Kittehz amz
t3h smrtesst Kitteh arowndz.
Habz lawrjj ‘Tu~Du’ listz
Bawrn Yawrd Kittehz keepz
t3h Moo Cowz cawllm wenz dem amz
putz in Milkeengz Stawllz
Bawrn Yawrd Kittehz getz
2 habz dayr reewawrdz b4
Hewminz ebbur duz
Jack.
Beree mooving, Jack!
*clappity clappity floofee paws fur Jack*
mai kitteh earz iz doffd fur ewe, Mr. deth! Clappity-clap-clap!
…and the cow thinks “everybody, grow up already!…”
Waaaaaay toooooooooo kyooooooooooot!!!
Gud nite, cheezfrends! Ai is to bed goeing erlee coz ai hassa tyred.
nitey-nite, KK, sweet dreemz!
The source for this photo is LIFE magazine. Someone donated a framed copy of this photo to our local Humane Society auction.
yoo kan clikkie wher it sez “incorrect source” below teh LOL an let teh Big Cheezez know!! iz awsum pikshure.
Ai taught ai taw dem puddytatz beefur!
I no can unnerstans ur acsent.
YAY!!! I haz lektriks bak!!!
Those kittehz haz trained there hooman well!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUzLa_khi5s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideogum%2Ecom%2Farchives%2Fcute%2Das%2Dballs%2Fthis%2Dis%2Da%2Dvideo%2Dof%2Da%2Dmonkey%2Dma%5F078582%2Ehtml&feature=player_embedded
AWESOME LOL!
Ai’m skared to axe wot happened to teh front kitteh’s tayle…
Well, lets just believe dat it iz tucked tu da syde uf hyme. I haz seen kittehz du that
Hey! Luna stowl mah brains!
* puts on speshul kuteness blockin glasses *
hoomans cawl dem barn kittehs butt (!) dey noes dey iz reelee teh Keengs (an Cweens) Uv Awl Teh Farmses an Ranches
iz berry troo, farmses wiffaot kittehs hab no sooper…soop…nobuddy tew mayk shur it’s dun rite.
Just got bak frum visitin KCT. She was sitting alone wif tears running down her face. Der’s no sign of Sooty, teh missing kitteh, an no clues whatsoever abowt howz he cud hab gone missing. ai fin she is experiencing a big ol let down frum being around ppl all daye at teh “evil nerfing hoam”. Was bad, but still a support n some structure dat she iz missin. I’m gonna put some signs owt and hab been checkin teh local shelterz. My hart is borked jus seein her sew sad. {{{KCT}}} Her odder kittehs be luvin her up real gud, tho, so she is gettin pleny uf kitteh lurvs.
so sowy to hear dis. she still wivvout innertoobs, too, ifinkso.
send her my love, simpathees, and {{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}
I be praying. srsly.
tell her ohai frum jk2 an lots an lots an lots uv schmoos
{{{{KCT}}}}
{{{{Cattails foar beeun such a gud fren!}}}}
oh, yesh! fangs muchly to Cattails!!
ohnoes!! *sends out gud enerjee tew KCT and Sooty*
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Yew has checkeded awl da drawers adn cubbords and closits? Ai hoap Sooty just berry gud at hidifyin…
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Plis tell KCT dat dey is in mah foughts…er, finkins… er, stuff da brayn duz!
Prayers an wishes uf Sootys return, sooon!!! Tell KCT dat wii are awl sending wishes an luvs her wai! I iz hope, hope, hopeing fur da safe return uf Sooty! Pleez tu keep us uptudated! {{{KCT an Cattails, and Sooty}}}
Her cable conneshun (TV and innertubes) be fixed tomorrow afternoon, n hopefully she’ll be here to tell u herself. We lukked and lukked. There be lots uf hidin places, but ai fink he’d come owt by now if he cud. But a kitteh wut nawt want to be fownd can find a way ta stay hidden.
O noze, shee wuz sew eggsited tew bee goin hoam tew. Ai am sew sorree that Sooty iz missin and that shee haz a lonlee
Iffen u tawk tew hur afore hur innertubes bee fixed pleez tew giv hur mai best cheez luv and wishing-u-happee beems!
Fank u {{{Cattails}}}
Prayerz fur Sooty’s safe return an tu {{{{{KCT}}}}} an fanks tu Cattails fur bein sush a gud frend!!! {{{{{Cattails}}}}}
an mai purrayahz, tu! Sooty, getz yur littel but hoym naow!
{{{{{{KCT}}}} {{{{{{{Sooty}}}}}}}
I can haz disappearing commintz??
I tryz agin!!
{{{{{KCT}}}}} {{{{{sooty}}}}}
Oh, shur, now the furst commint kumz thro!! PLEH!!
Tee hee, my great-granddaddy used to do this with his barncats way back in the day <3
yoo gotted miwk?
Mai granddaddy useded too doo taht foar hiz barn kitteh ‘Wat’!!!
Kitteh vursun of soda fowntin? XD
*grin* I used to do that with the kittehs on teh farm
I used to do that but I used to get it all over their faces for fun. they acted upset but always came back for more.
you guys do now that most cats can’t digest cow milk, they have to puke or get diarreaha from it. Still wonder why they drink it then, must be the same with humans and alcohol
If kat drinkz moomik as lil kitteh, and keeps hasing moomik, they yooswe can keep hasing moomik wivout teh yakkin.
Still, wats rong wit a lil yakkin wen I can has moomik?
Classic.
What you call Lolspeak was previously referred to as having a Brooklyn accent – (as in Brooklyn, Noo Yark)
I can has hotgog, wiv mousetard and yumyums!