Dats one small step fur me and…
Dats one small step fur me and… akshualleh dats a reel big step fur me
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SPLORT!!!!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Gremlin’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*weakly waves paw in ayr*
*whispurs* I’m alive . . .Sawree, I klikked and suddenly – ther he wuz! Teh whiskurs, teh floof, teh bloo eyz, teh liddel paws . . .
*looks away kwiklee*
Gremlin!! Kwiklee-liek naow!! Pull ur CHRG(w/doi) daown reel tite!! U iz n noe kundishun 2 splort agin!!
*pulls CHRG down even titer* Yor rite! We are awl still in jeopardee! Thatz wun mitee liddel kyootie ther!
*passes out ICHC Peril-Sensitib Sunglasses* Here, kwiklee, everywun put them on!
*duz wat mustest be dun, adn pours a whole bottul ob chokklit martoonie ober gremlin, sew az tu distract from teh pikshur*
Aaaahhh!!!!!! Fank yoo for doing whut must be dun! *laps at teh chonklit martoonies*
*hands owt speshul ICHC Peril-Sensitib Sunglasses tu ebrywun. Unlyke reglar Peril-Sensitib Sunglasses, deez du nawt turn completely black, but a shayd ob purplol.*
jd – hao did yoo noes purplol is mah absoloot FAYVRIT kullur!!!!! I lubs them! See – I putted them on alreddy and is wayring them!
*putz on purplol glassiz and lukz just like Elton John*
♫♪
i member wen rok wuz yung
Mii and Suzee had so much funz
Holdin handz and skimmin stonez
Had an old gold Shevvy adn a plais uv mai own
But deh biggest kikk I eber got
Wuz dewin a thing kawld deh Crokloldile Rok
Wyle deh uzzer kisz wuz Rokkin rown deh Klok
Wii were hoppin adn boppin tu deh Crokloldile Rok.
Nah! Nah nah nah nah nah! Nah nah nah nah nah!
*waves tayl arownd threteningly in best krokodyle type fashun*
ai jus saw yu wuz daon! onoes! otay…otay…plz tu nawt pannik..ai kin du dis…um…
*grabs teh CCC wifakwikniss adn sweepssweepsweep gremlins braynes intu neet liddlol pyle
*luks at ’strukshuns..hmm…
*Oh! den we rins rins rins dem awf wif sumfin yummy (sparklee paw-megrannit joos)
*den pattapattapatta yoor braynes intu teh hed cabbity adn peece teh hedbonz tugevver
*tayptayptayp wif ducky-tayp
*playce esstra strenf CHRG (wdoi)
rapp yu inna floofeh cheezpeeps blankee, bring yu sum hawt choklit adn sordid trufflols. Der yu go, plz tu relax adn nawt luk at teh cyoot furr awile, kthxbai!
Fankees! Teh floofeh blankee is whut I shielded mah eyz with when I almost re-splorted (see abuv).
*dons protektiv glasses* Ahhhh! Beddur!
Waow! Gremlin! U iz at da tawp uvva 8-wai makrumay! Conga-ratz! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?
Aahz! Fankeez! Culd we hav a tynee liddel summer piknik to sillybrayt? I brings sum lemmonade, teh old-fashund kynd. 2 reel lemmons, cut into slyces and sqished into teh 2 kups of shugar, then 2 kwarts of kold water and ice mixed in! (And we haz Bacardi limon rum standing by in kayze enny wun wuntz to turn it into an “adult” bevrij)
Shore, we can haz piknik!
**rolls out portable buffet**
**lays out all sorts of food-laden trays**
Hee yar!! Awl kindza sordid sammichez, frootz, vejabulz, chipz n dipz, n doan fur-gitz da eggstree krispee fryd chikin. Evvyboddee hep ursef!!
**gets plate and fills with some of everything**
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O, sorree gremlin — U sed “tynee liddel” — I nawt sew gud at “tynee liddel” win it kumz 2 nomz
Oh my, Aahz! *has a stunned, but a happeh wun* Yoo has owtdun yorself!
Cheez-frenz! Coem and pleez to partayk! See whut Aahz has brot – a hole feeest!!!!! *laods up plate with krispee fryd chikkin and chpis and dips* Oh my gudniss!
wowzer Aahz. dis is stunnin anna so beary plintiful you are wunermaus
Nom!!!! Nummy!!1!!!!
Fanks!!!
that lamp looks like a sex toy.
I scroled to see who would be the first to mention that. Perhaps both of our minds need a good scrubbing.
I scrolled to see who would be the first to mention that. Perhaps both of our minds need a good scrubbing.
One small step fur kitteh kind
Coz Ai aer a teenie kitteh
Butt (!) iz still grate advenchur…
Be caerful, kitteh! Teh last step iz a doozee!
but I has to go fur it!
otterwise teh otter kittehs mite call me a…. sissy.
Or a . . . . CHIKKIN!!!!!
A repeet ob a plea for help I sent in to teh Cheez Town Cryer:
.
A very dear friend of mine rescued some cats not too long ago. One of those cats, George, died suddenly of unknown causes recently, as mentioned on ICHC. The sister of George was then tested by the vets and has abnormal kidney and liver readings, but the underlying cause is still unknown. I’m covering costs as best I can, but frankly I need help. This friend lost a cat she’d been intensely close to for 16 years due to a stroke shortly before rescuing these cats. She really doesn’t need another loss right now. Help of any kind would be truly, truly appreciated.
ai wood hep… Leaf meh a messige on mai paig. por widdl kittehz! U getz holta meh, mistr jd!
Weird Press haz forgotten dat we’d friended eech ober, sew can’t send a messij until dat’s redone. Soon as dat’s fixed, I’ll do so.
.
Iffen ennywun wants tu help wib munnies, I’ve set up a paypal acct (imipak@yahoo.com), but obber help (writings on eggsperience wib such things, gud vibes, eggsetra) iz just as helpful.
A giant leep for …
…teh bug I’m purrsuing.
Gotta learn tu walk, before yu kan run, jump an reek havok lil kitteh!
Ooh teh fuzzy! Ooh teh bloo eies! Ooh teh big hed an eers! Ooh teh teeny-tinee paddy paws of whiteness wif pink jelleebeen toes!!!!
*SPLORT*
Oh noes, Duffy! Oh noes!
Kwiklee, I halps yoo! I passes it on. . . .
*kleens up brayns kayrfully*
*scoopings them up, puttings them in a kleen bukkit*
*bak in teh cranial kabbity, oh so kayrfully*
*klosings usp teh kabbity, sealing it tite, dukky tayp, noo CHRG*
Teh sunglasses reelly halped! So I givs yoo a payr too. Whutever kullur is yor fayvrit!
*givs Duffy ICHC Peril-Sensitib Sunglasses*
Blankee? Sum kold lemmonade?
Lemminade wud be lurvely, fanks — can I have a gentil palmfrond fan waving insted of a blankee?
An pink sunglasses?
Is tooo hot here for blankee.
Yur verry kind!
*wayves palm front gently*
*passes Duffy pink sunglasses*
An dat seereus litlol eggspreshun!
*puts on JD’s peril-sensitib shades and tapes down CHRG, ignoring co-workers*
*adds eggstry duk taype*
Fanks Gremlin! Ai started to luk at dat litlol golfboll tummy and Ai was almost a goner for shur!
*nods sadly* I noes teh feline!
*adds eggstry duk tayp for both mahself and kvnsgrrl*
Isn’t this sorta liek teh braneless leedeing teh braneless?
Hey naow, AI cant help that they didn’t all getted put bak in teh last tiem Ai splorted! Ai did get sum inturesting udder stuff tho, including Ai fink part of sumbuddy elses brainz. at leest I dont remember taking all dat stuf out into the sun to look at…
Teh lawngist jernee fur cheezburgers awlwais begin wif a sinlol step kitteh!
hao ai misspell lolspeek? *singlol*
titans CHRG, adds moar DUCKY (Quack) tape donz the HGG,,, lookst at pikture …. *SPLORT*
OMCC! Dis be hi-splort air-eya!
*grabs teh CCC wifakwikniss adn sweepssweepsweep catslaves braynes intu neet liddlol pyle
*luks at ’strukshuns..hmm…
*Oh! den we rins rins rins dem awf wif sumfin yummy (sparklee paw-megrannit joos)
*den pattapattapatta yoor braynes intu teh hed cabbity adn peece teh hedbonz tugevver
*tayptayptayp wif ducky-tayp
*playce SOOPER esstra strenf CHRG (wdoi)
rapp yu inna floofeh cheezpeeps blankee, bring yu sum hawt choklit adn sordid trufflols. Der yu go, plz tu relax adn nawt luk at teh cyoot furr awile, kthxbai!
haw kitteh fine suche eh nies tux en xtreh smahl?
ai be chekken mai spamm fiel, an foun teh cheez nite eenfo! almos mist! aak!
Shudda saved dis fur a fyoo moar daze. Iz kumming up on 40th aniv… annie… bin 40 yeers sins man landed on teh mune!
u shuda sent out a warning on this kuteeeee. ders been 4 or 5 Splorts alreyd! fangz deh gudnesses fur teh exrastrengf CHRG (wpoi) anna such teh prettimus kulor. purple and Elton John are two of my alla tiem faves! extra ducky tapee pleez
extra kyoot kitteh, fugly lamp
Is not reely lamp, is antennuh radyoing datas back to Erf from teh surfiss of moon.
dis kitteh iz jest too yung fer me to be shir but I’se guessin dat he’ll grow up to be a mayjer tom.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ manee burgers for yoo!
He looks like a littol grey dustee bunneh!! hem is all fuzzy and wuzzy snf dusty lukkin — sew kyoot!
I offurs U mah paw in frenship
Ah, so THAT is whut teh extended ICHC floofy paw of frendship reelly looks like! *will always picture it that way from now on*
brillyant! (and verree kyoot)
Kitteh-bebbe is oviously disorientashioned!!! Jar of krunchee kitteh treets is behine you, bebbeh!!!
I rekonizes it!
Astro Nawt kitteh prkaktising for annibersary 0 muun landing Apllollo 11benty.
*runs in tew luk at new lol*
ohhh nooo! such a kyoot littol kitteh!
*runs out again wif braynes leekin out of CHRG*
*throws a payr of noo sunglasses into gammacat’s paws*
*puts eggstra duk tayp arownd leekin brayns*
fangQ gremlin! *schmoo*
SPLORT!!!
*holdz bof hanz 2 hed 2 keep teh braynez nsyde*
ai mus go 2 meetin nao…
mus nebber luk at kyoot kittehs b4 a meetin.
ai hope ai don leek braynez on teh peeps n teh room.
*runz awai frum teh kyoot and n2 teh borring*
brainfire is down wut tew dew, wut tew dew?
Wen in kwestshun when in doubt
frow yer hanz up run an shout!
OTAY so i sweeps the oooshy grey goop into a pan
wipe the dirt of wiff my sleeve
plop the mess inta the cavernous gaping skull crater
whang the parts ob skull into place
Tape with silver gaffers tape
streeeeetch a new CHRG onto recently reassembloled hed bones
moar tape
cushy sofa, fiery drinks, chonklit possums, stern warning to be moar careful and a tension relievin hug {{{{{brainfire}}}}}
ai fins ai sees teh
beary mosest kutee kitteh eber
bar car, where oh where are u…..
D…
heerz burfday fairy saying HAPPEE BURFDAY to Jeeves an nolanconnelly an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cakes, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle remote-control astronawt akshun figyurs, kandee, an shiny alien stikkers!! (just a reminder, teh goodie bags are for ALL teh party guestses, not only for teh burfday peepls!) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
YIKES!!! FLOOF!!
*S-P-L-O-R-T*
ai jus saw yu wuz daon! onoes! otay…otay…plz tu nawt pannik..ai kin du dis…um…
*grabs teh CCC wifakwikniss adn sweepssweepsweep PootyTats braynes intu neet liddlol pyle
*luks at ’strukshuns..hmm…
*Oh! den we rins rins rins dem awf wif sumfin yummy (icee tees wif lemmum)
*den pattapattapatta yoor braynes intu teh hed cabbity (mixed wif a liddlol uv KvnsGrls braynes frum up teh fred) adn peece teh hedbonz tugevver
*tayptayptayp wif ducky-tayp
*playce esstra strenf CHRG (wdoi)
rapp yu inna floofeh cheezpeeps blankee, bring yu sum hawt choklit adn sordid trufflols. Der yu go, plz tu relax adn nawt luk at teh cyoot furr awile, kthxbai!
Thank you sooooo much for the reskew!!!
PootyTat, that wuz wunna the bestest sports I has ebber seed! I observe dat CC81 has dun a wunnerfull jawb (as usual) on the splort repair but I wanted yew to know dat regardlez ob how unpleasnat the splort may had been fer yew, it charmed the heck owtta me.
yu hassa gud point der judson! hao yu mayk teh letturs luk liek dat?
caramelchef81, it’s called embedded HTML, or just HTML if you like. Since WP treats your comments like just an extension of their web page, you can use HTML code(s) to prettify your comments.
Butt (!!) Ai iz nawt see anyfin diffrnt about teh letterz — ???
Fortunately, I don’t ‘member much of the actual “splorting”, but I’m feeling much better now, thanks for the complement! The kitteh wuz/iz just so super kyoot, I just couldn’t resist a “special” splort! *tightens CHRG*
OT: Being wif Janet iz a hoot!!!
Shii just sed, adn I kwote, “Wai am I in deh refrigerator wen I shud b in deh microwave.”
R U having Janet for diner?
Oh, yes, adn tessm adn teasel, tu!!!
that is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig diner
bon appetit!
Ohai, guies.
Teh heet an humiditee has comed bak to KY.
Pleh.
oh, rhsb, kwitcher bichin! Just fink how nice ans lush awl deh flowerz adn plantz b!!
Yabbutt, foar wutebber reeson, I’m nawt feline so grate an teh heet iz nawt halpin.
U gots enny gingur alol, cween?
just be glad is nawt AZ…we has a crispy…hunnert-n-sicks today…and a foarkast of sumwhere between 113 and 116 foar teh weekend…is teh ultra-mega-PLEH
U nawt haz teh hoomiditee, tho, rite?
**pondurz moovin to AZ, an wunners ifn hur allurjeez wud improov**
well, (i iz in arizona too!) iz not eggsackly dry, not hyoomid liek yoo get tehr but hyoomid enuff to cansul owt any “dry heet” benefits
so 110 in july heer (which iz teh thunderstorm seezun, july an awgust) iz abowt a 105-110 heet index.
frum end of Joon thru mid august we has teh moderate humidity to go wif teh ridiculous heet…either way is PLEH
I b fresh owtta ginger aylz. Howz abowta Dokkta Peppa??
I noes, we hates hot an wet!
**bites tong**
Judson, u gonna mayk me go to teh NB?
Hawt an wet bii much better den cowld an dry!
I keep tryin to remynd myself ov how cold an icee it gotted dis past Wintur, butt iz nawt halpin.
U gots enny gingur alol, 3km? I gots a kweezy.
Nope, I went lukkin fur wun da otter dai at teh convenience store, an dey did nawt carry it!! Blew my mynd, hadda settle fur a sprite. I gotsa a beer iffin yu want wunna dose.
Yah, nawt menny stoars has dem in teh coolur.
I has sum gingerlol but it has been enhantzed wiff a shot ob Old Overholt rye, is dat ok?
Slaps on deluxe, pressurized CHRG, adjusts….whew…the splort was just avoided…but if anyone has some spackle to help repair the pressure cracks on my skull…and a trio of Godiva shots dropped in a double White Russian, i would be grateful
Ohai, TC!
How u doin? Howz ur beyootimus kittehs?
Tonya is still teh kween BEE-HATCH of teh yoonyverz, Spooky lieks to hide in the baffroom sink and i still needs to find hoemz for Snowflake and Butterscotch before teh Meat-byproduct known as teh landlord finds out i still has moar cats than i’z allowed to keep in a small partmint…worse comes to worst i will have to take them to the AZ Animal Welfare Leage shelter (is a no-kill) …i don’t want to separate them, because i’ve tried that before and they seemed completely lost without each other when i did
Heer yu goe, TC, wanna dat onna rockz oar straite up? *handz TC icybucket & drinky inna beeg glass*
Ai hab lotz ob spackel inna plastic tub ai nawt need fur guest rum ai bee close 2 paintin. Heer yu go!
K’thxbye!
SPLORT!!!
Ohai, Jackie:
Braykz owtz CCC
andz pluggz in ‘Braynee~Akk~Vakk’
2 cleenz up messes
Poars braynz back waryz day
beelawng. Buddurr~fly Band Aydz
maykz its awwwlll prittee.
Fyndz CHRG
andz pullz tyte. U wantz Bunjjee
Coardz oarz wyde Dukkt Tayp?
Rapz Bunjee Coardz tyte.
Habz Froazinn Milkee Wayz oarz
Hurshee Awllmund Barz
Habz Urll Gray oars Iee
Bryte Tee awwlso. Rapz Jackee
in sawfft, warmz Blankitt
Cawllz Meddee~Vakk 4
Jackee 2 beez ary~liffteddz
2 Princes Mu’z gawrdenn
Jack.
*copies pome into liddel notebook under study aids section “example for purrfect CCC poetic license*
Gray Tukkz Kitteh habz
stattikk eelekktrissitee.
No wayz 2 disscharjj
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh’z
2 yung 4 roameeng
wiffowtz Mawm Kitteh
Mebbee Tukkz Kitteh
ekkstenndz floofee paw ubz noo
frendshipp 2 Doggeh?
Jack
Jack Deth, masturr ub teh ohaikoo…..
SPLORT SPLORT
SpLoRt!!!!!!!!
Jackie! four splorts?!? OMG lemme see hear, sweep, rints, tuck, pat -sweep, rints, tuck, pat – sweep, rints, tuck, pat – sweep, rints, tuck, pat spends time trime to fit skull bits in place (hasta force sum) and then CHRG(wdoi) Ducky tape, pitcher ob martoonies, box ob chocklits and den Judson colapses onna recubbery couch from the multisplort repair.
OMG Him sooo cutzies! I could just.. * SPLORT *
Bring inna CCC cart!! Jackie ben down awhile! OOga OOggaa! Naow, Jackie, beez clam, ai noez deh CRP, wait datz CPR, yeah, und ai am gud & ready 2 halp. *scrappyz up deh branez, rinceyrincey wif Pulley Fume, gentelly putz dem bak inna crainum, replacy teh bonz, pop onna floofy hair, snapz in placz new triple-durable CHRG, wrapz extry shiney dukky-tape ‘rond edgez*
Dere naow, relax, hab sum yuumy ’sordid appytizerz und tall adult beverage ob choice! Ai wap yu inna floofy recubbry blanket, turnz onna sooothin’ muzak. Dont luk at the coot wifout dees protekif gogglez & iz danjurous 2 splort sew close 2 tyme fur next lol…wii cudda’ missed yu toadlee!!
hmm… the lamp in background looks like…
you know this stuff whats called “adult toyz”….
you know what I mean?
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
Boy am I glad I’m not the only one.
plus, the lamp IS from the 70’s, so for all we know, it could have pulled double duty in that regard…heh heh
Cuteness overload!! Atomic splort in 3.. 2… 1…
*fwipfwipfwip* furst aide while eberybody else RUNRUNRUN with a kwikness to da fallowt shelter!!!
U put ur lef paw in, ur take ur lef paw… uh…
Teh Hokey Pokey is confoozin
Troo, iz confoozin, butt (hehe!) getz hang ub it soon, aifinkso.
dat kitteh’s hoomin habs tewwible tayst in laymps. iz all bublee an weerd. an it leens ober teh itteh bitteh kitteh.