A polar bear mezzed with me once….
A polar bear mezzed with me once…. ……………….Once…..
bearz shud nivver mess wif teh kittehs.
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Ai fikst him!
did u say ‘fikst’??
*snip snip*
as in *fixed*
Scritch that belly at your own risk…
Eben tho its a cyoote smiley fayse blleh?
That’s just a ruse. It’s a trap!
And yoo, being a maus, wuld noes whut a trap luks lyke!
Totally OT, but very cute and cool: youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs
I cannot believe they let those babies do those stunts without helmets, kneepads, elbow pads, etc. I would be willing to bet they did not even put sunscreen on them either.
hrmmph.
*stalks off in a huff*
Ah onny luks kute & kuddly…
ooooh ooooh. i iz third nawt sekund
BTW! when I click on your blue name here, I get to my own profile. That happened before with someone else. Curious!
oahi Annipuss! ai am nawt so smartlee. i dunno how to makee my bluename go to my payje. can u splain to me?
Aifink teh best adbies Ai can gib u iz 2 go to cweenmj’s halp at
h ttp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com (cloez up teh gap) u shud fyned teh anser dere.
Fangz u Annipuss! I shall try to do dis at my workity nom tiem today. wish me teh lucks! ai iz an older kitteh wifout teh kumputer saavy liek teh yunguns hav nowadayz!
Ai eggspekt u aer yunger dan me!
aifinkso dat teh age iz jussa state of teh mind. altho somee dayz ai feelz older dan others. aifinkso ai have my bluename fixed now. pleez to try me!?
Yes, Ai go 2 ur profiel naow!
yippee yippee.***does a happity lil kitteh dans*** fangs to ur eggcellant advice and cweenmj’s eggcellant instruxuries, ai am now trulee bluenamed!
oh wellz. i nawt az kwiklee az i thauted. i gave it mai mostest valiant effortz tho
Worship me, monkeygirl
whoo iz u callink teh “monkeygirl”
is mah minion, she does what I wants
and hangs on to my every meow
okee doklee 2K. ai wishes ai had a minion. dat wud be teh beary kul
Hey, 2K, I rezembles that remark!
OT: I is eggsited! Mah sister is coeming to vizzit me tomorry and we is going to vizzit mah tabby-boi Dexter’s bruther, Skeeter. Mah sister has nawt seen these 2 kittens (well, they is hardly kittens nao) in a yeer!
I will be takin mah kamra. She is wurried – will they even member her?
now go an get me some catnip mice
And taht is teh bear truf!
i can bearly luk at so mush kuteness
Dat big bear now hassa big bare patch.
Jelleebeen toepads awn snowee whyt por!
*SPLORT*
“Jelleebeen toepads” Dat’s teh purrfect descripshun!
Hay, WW, ossim lol yesterdai!!!!!
ohai DK, how is Uz today?
Ohai two_kittehs! Ai’m berry sleepee – jsut sat thru a corse on SPSS adn most ob it went in wun eer adn owt teh otter!
How bees yoo?
eep!
I red that at first as, ’sat thru a corpse’!
I read it as “corpse” too!
I is gud!, I has used SPSS fur research! is not hard, is u working with some surveys or somefing?
Nope, but ai wurks at a reserch institoot.
Leeza, maybe yoo red it as “corpse” becuz ai feelz liek a zombee todai!
whut is U doing with SPSS, linear regressions?
Wuz an intro corse. Teh mostest ai’ve had to do yet is enter data, fank CC!
me too DK!!
got eeny branes? I’m fresh out….
Braynes? Wuzzat?
zzzzzzzzzzz…….
thx, 4.5K!
*flyin carpit reskew service appeers at Ambercat’s side* Rite! Scoopee up teh brainz, scoopee, scoopee, scoopee. Replaice in teh cranium, refix cranium boans an fix wiv dukky taipe. Dere! Noaw yu rest heer awn teh splort-cowch wiv teh chokleet camlols an a soft silkee blankee wiv bebbeh camlolsan goatses an dawnkees piktoors awn eet, Yu soon bii betturr, k?
OOH! You gots da flyin carpets? Kin I ride one?
¡uoɐpʎəpısdn ɯnıuɐɹq ıɐɯ uı səuɐɹq ıɐɯ pəʇʇnd nʎ əqqəɯ ʞuıɟ ıɐ ‘ɥoo – ʇɐɔıɹɟɐ bʞuɐɟ
LOL! I’lll hep puts dem back in ritey-side up. (see beloe)
*standin awn hands tu reed teh upsidown speek* Oopsie! Is dere a branium-DrTinyCat in teh howse? Eets a mergencee!!!
payjin Dr TinyCat, payjin Dr TinyCat. pleez to report to AfriCat for deskription an severity of injuree
WEll, I’s not a Dr.tinycat, but I plays one on da radio!
Ohai 3LittlKitties! Yesh, yu can has ride awn teh flyin carpit! Fur dis week week week ownlee, ownlee elebentee munnies!
Elebenty munnies! Dat’s radar expenibe, doncha tink?
But den, wenn will I eber git dis chans agin?
(pours coyns outta coyn-purs) siix, seeben, ate, (no, wayt, dat’s a choklit coyn – nom!) eete, nin, ten, ELEBENTY!
So, were’s da meregency exits on dis ting?
Here, here, here, here, and here.
WHOOSH!
oooooh oooooh holdee on teh tightlee 3LK!
Wun Littl Kitteh holds on titely. WHOOSH! Up-Up-Up-an-Down-down-down, an jigs, an jags, an spirals—
Loop-de-lopp!
Anodder littl Kitteh is tokkin ’bout Tea wit’ Ambercat, an da thirdy wun is wachin ebberyting wit big, goldy eyes.
Uh-Ohs! Ambercat is down! Quick, get da CCC!
Gathers up Ambercat’s brains inna pile – ooh! Shiny amber!
Pats gently back in Ambercat’s hed – patpatpat.
Replaces da cranbium and fwipfwipfwip seels it shut wit da deduct tape.
Apply CHRG and wrap Ambercat in floofy blanke.
Chocolate possums been recalled on account of de accident in Camden.
Like a nice cuppa tea instead?
Ah, teh rstrot…restort…restor…maek-yu-betters powers ob a cupovtea!
*scchhhllluuuuuuuurrrrpppp!!!!!*
Mmm, yesh. sipsipsip. Assamtee’s mi faborite fur brekkfas. Nice an strong. Wake-you-up fur shure!
Ai is a Tetlee gurl, maisef – or Erl/Laydee Grey, if Ai am feelin posh – but tehn Ai has to put awn mai beeg hat an wyt glubs an stik mai lidl finker in teh ayr!
OOh, yesh. Erl Gery is guuud! Dat’s afternoon-teetime drinkies, wit litl sammiches, no crusts, an scoooooonnes. Dang, now I’s gettin hongry agin.
Wow! Dat ees posh! Yur alternate purrsonalitee eben haz hut own faborite tea!
Wow! Dat ees posh! Yur alternate purrsonalitee eben haz hur own faborite tea!
*facepaw* Oy veh! Plz tu disregardify teh nawt sekkund version.
Alternate purrsonalities? Whut? Dere’s ony da tree of us here!
(mew!) (Meow!) (mmeee-ow!)
(Dat las wun is ridin’ da flyin’ carpet up-thred.)
An – WHOOOSH! Lands agin.
Wow! Dat wus fun! I dids loop-de-lopps! Didja see me?
Berry cool! Butt (!) ai fink yu dropped yur purse an dis maskeded burglar type-kitteh ran orf wiv eet. Shee sed sumfin abowt wantin tu luk at eet in teh lyte?!
LOLCB is heer? Uh-Ohs! Hides all da shiney-stuffs.
Weel, she kin has my purrse, since dere’s nuttin in it now, I spent all my moneys on da carpit ride, but it was worf it!
Tank yew berry muchly, AfriCat! 3LKs catches breff a momint. Now, I’s off to run erronds – dey don’t runs temselfs, yu knows! Furst errond – go to da bank and get out sum mor moneys, to pay fur da rest ob da erronds.
Johnny Dangerously FTW!!!!!!
Do you know your last name is an adverb?
You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once…. ONCE!
Methinks Kitteh is stretchin’ teh troof just a bit….
iz u teh wun wat iz causin teh so mush wet fur all teh cheezfrenz???
mmm johnny dangerously. back when hollywood made sense…
an underappreshiated risk factor in pololar bear conservashun. note to Igor: add this to the resersh project. carefully.
I am to sechsee fur my fur
so sechsee I purr
woot woot. headee rubbee gud wun
Dis is also a ref to Johnny Dangerously – FTW Johnny!
Tukksee Kitteh lubz
himz creechurr cumfurtz. Addvyzz
dat U no tutch dem!
Tukksee Kitteh beeg
beeg fann ubz Joe Pisskopoe
andz Mykell Keetun
Tukksee Kitteh habz
Troafee Ruum dat himz Hewminz
nebburr, ebburr seez
Jack.
*runz away skreeming!
Johnny Dangerously, FTW!! Awsomely funny movie!! Lubbed it!
Teh pololr bayr sleepz n himz lil bayr skin n sleepz veree well ai b told
Las nyt ai tryd tu sleep n mai lil bayr skin n nao ai can haz wun hek ov a cold.
:snerk:
LOL! (Ai aer rifyoozin 2 yooze teh nyoo smilies)
I hatez dem noo smileez wif a feerce!!!
Myster Mistoffelees luks purretty happi on teh rug, aifinkso….
LULz, Iz hab egzakt teh saim chairz in homez. Frum LOL-IKEA-FTW
Aaaaaaaaaah! i has teh chairz ! damn ikea’z evryvere!!
Omg, that looks EXACTLY like my cat Mary! She’s an American shorthair, but there’s got to be a name for that coloring. A friend of mine told me it’s called a tuxedo, but I’m not sure.
Hee hee, Danny Vermin cat!
i wish someone wud notice MY lolz