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Law of Nature #45: For optimal survival one must either develop camoflage or learn to use ones environment for concealment. BATH TIME!!!
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Ai can ownlee see wun kitteh
Aifink dat shoes dat camlolflaj werks beddur dan tryin 2 hyde!
wich wun can’t yu see, anni?
Ai can see wun liddle orinj hedd peakin owt!
I cant see the wun dats nawt the wun I can see.
I can see sum floofy pillows, adn foar sum reezun I cannawt eggsplain, I desprutly want to snorgle tehm.
Wail den…….ifn y’all nawt can see teh kittehs, den y’all nawt can see me steelin dem, rite?
Nawt to yoink the Kittehs!
Why nawt?
**powts**
*creeps off intu a cornur wib a mewling douvet*
Hay! Git bak heer!
JUDSON!!!! JD steeled a kitteh!
MAAAAAAAAAAAHM!!!!
HE BE STEELIN MAH BLANKEEEKITTEH!!!!
Ohai, TM!
Iz Hazel reddy to come libs wif me yet?
*Turns sekurikat up a notch*…..
She r Blargh Ded awn teh tablol neggst to me. Juss snorin away like a train..
Her gots I ♥ mai mummeh hed awn at teh momunt. Ebbrewhar I go, thar she be.Like mai shaddow an she tawktawktawktawk point at gob feed me nao!
why it make razzbree tung????
It nawt ment to be rood tung sines.
I did teh Eyeroll fingy ?
Sowee rhsb
Yah yah yah….
Poor Hazel, starvin to deff…
Iz hur tawlkatib? I lubs tawlkatib kittehs. Iz Mainely Coon kittehs tawlkatib? Mebbe it depenz awn teh kitteh, an nawt nesesarilee teh breed?
Ifinkso I read sumwear dat da Mainly Coons, generally, bii da nontawlkers. Dat bii da kase wif Pookie, hyme ownli tawlk wen it iz absolutly nessasari!
she tawks for fud ….or if she wanna plai ‘fetch’ wiv mowse or stwing at 3am O.o
I wood nermally acost JD and do a bit ob belayborin about the hed, but JD is nawt bloo so I yam nawt certain iffen him/her is bigger den me an I relies hebbily on the intimidayshun factor as axual fisicality is unrefyned.
I nawt skeered of hm.
Lemme at ‘im! Lemme at ‘im!
ai don has tu bii eenvizelbul….ai jus has tu bii les vizelbul dan yu…
Ai haz teh sammiches foar the hongree peeps.
Iz teh Dagwudz!
Wii haz teh hoagie bun slathurd wif horseradich saus oar mustardz oar meaownaise. Roastee beest sliced fin, sharp cheddur cheez, hunney ham, Holey cheez, turkee, jarlsburg cheez. Lettiss, pikklol, unyum, tommy toes adn teh peppurs awn teh sied. If U wantz tu add tu teh sammich oar maek teh mini saladz.
I finkso I will pass awn teh fuds foar now.
Mebbe sayv me a sammich foar laytur?
or lurn to run?
altho developin a kyute wurks sumtimes, too.
kitteh on right is feelin’ down…
iz cuz sumbudy sayd he wuz poizun. Poor pretty bebbeh!
Well, urlier when he cawt teh duk, he was eeting down.
Hyden in plane site!
Much lyk my keys, or ennifing my boi iz lukkin for.
ohai 3km, i know last night wen i wuz complayinin abowt my boi an yoo wuz feelin demoralizifyed taht the teenaje stuff goze on till thems 20 – in owr case, ifinkso iz maynly cawz himz haz alwayz been very independent an strong-willd, him haz been living away frum home for two yeerz wif only short vizits home an now haz to live at home agin till him leeves for hims mishun wurk in sept. after being on himz own for so long him iz chafing at habing to anser to mom and dad agin. so for ovver boiz, might not be so bad.
Oh, Ifinkso it will bii. My aunt told me her nawt lyked her boi frum 13 til hii wuz bout 25!
Az I luk bak at mine teenage years, Ifinkso shii iz rite! I just gitten paid bak, atleast hii wuz a wunnerfully pleasant child, I just keep dose yrs in mind wyle hii sulkin in hyme room! 
yesh, sumtimes ifinsko my momma an daddeh are sekritly laffing at me…
Dat’s why I nawt has kidlets.
Mahm sed hur hoapd I wud has a kid jes lyk me, an it skeered me so hard dat I nawt haz enny!
Oh Pleeez!! Yu were da gud kid!! I just nawt gitted kaught beri often!
How u kno I wuz teh gud kid?
Yu telled mii! Ha, ha!
I lyed.
Akshulee, I wuz gud kid….until I hit my teenz, den I fighted wif teh parental yoonits.
I wuz relee rebellyus beginnin in my twennies.
Ok, yu bii a rebell!! Iffin my parents new wat I wuz uptu az a teenager, dey wuld disown mii ebben now.
i sed taht to my boi wunse not long ago, “wun day yoo’ll hab a kid liek yoo, tehn yoo’ll see!!” hez like, wut’s teh big deel?
heh heh heh, him’ll find owt wun day, bwa ha ha ha ha
*knocks awn wood* iffin da sulki attitude iz da worst uf it, I kan handle dat!! Iz da otter stuff dat terrifies mii!
mine haz nebber gotted in seryus trubble, liek going to jayl or anyfing. him maynly wants to be a lot more growd-up tahn him iz prepard for or ablol to handle teh responsilolitie ob.
maynly we’z protektin him frum endin up sleeping on a park bench. him iz not very grateful.
{{lm}} Gud luck!! Maibii hymes gurl haz lotsa munnies an iz willin tu take kare uf hyme!
nope, she’s broke too.
Yesh, me too. also. Mai mom sounded meen when she xsaid that! Ai Nawt Want, even tho Ai reely wuz gud kittehkid — at leest as far as parent units knew!
Hied, littlol OBNP (orinj but nawt poyzin) wun!!!
If dem needz teh baf, teh hied nawt wurk, U can smellz dem
SPLORT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Jackie’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Wut purty kittehs.
WANT!
I will loan yu wun hormonal adolescent boi, an wun wurk obsessed hubbikat fur a coupla dai’s!
WUT?!?!?
No fanks.
I will tayk ur kittehs, tho!
Iffin yu kan’t take teh above twu, yu kannawt take da kittehs!
**finks**
Nope. Nawt werf it.
lol, i offured my sister, hoo haz 6 (!) frum 17 to 3 yrz. a trade, my oldest for any 3 ob herz, her choyse. her told me make it 4 an i had a deel. but my hubby wuldnt go for it.
Umm, Inawt so shure yu bii gitten da better end uf dat deel! Hii will bii leebin in a few munths.
troo.
we
caved incompromised on teh mooving bak to himz kollij town fing. insted ob mooving today, wich wuz wut him told us yesterday (!) him wanted to do, him can going up nekst week (has to anyway, for appoyntmint wif hims akademikal advisifyer), stay at my parents’ howse (tehy livs tehr), an spend sum time looking for a job. if him finds wun in a week or so him kan stay till sept. if not, him comes bak home.We’z nawt kittehs. We’z pillohs. Pillohs no need bafs.
Pillohs sumtymes get bahs in da wash-a-masheen
DO NOT WANT
Sry, I has ben splorting randomely awl dai.
dey has pilz fur dat naw….
kitteh purreeto
so tru! Nom smooch nom!
Splort! Splort!
aww…
*skoops up teh brayns, rezisting teh temptayshun to keep a fyoo wurking bits for myself (dis why tehy not lets me do teh splort recoberiez by myself very offen*
*sprays tehm off wif seltzer, pakks them bakk neetly into craniyum*
*rapraprap sum pokemon-printed dukkie-tape arownd teh hed, to keep evreyfing in playse (pokemon cawz tahts wut we haz at owr howse)*
*stikks a CHRB on for gud mezure – fwipfwipfwip*
*wraps a floofy cheezland map blankie arownd jackie, gibs her sum hot chonklit an a chonklit armadilolo*
all better now!
oh! Kudo’s to picture-taker LindaW., and hilarious Kudo’s to catpion-maker oneforsorrow13!!!!! love it!
ohai, catamist!!!
oh hai catenaku!!!! youse is fresh breth uv fresh air!
Sno~bawll Floof Kitteh
habz t3h wurkeengz Cammo~flawjj.
Ornjj Kitteh duz nawtz
Sno~bawll Floof Kitteh
will bezz invizzimull ifz
Kitteh cloazziz ieez
Baff Tyme iz teh ‘Pleh!’
Kittehz canz ekkscaypz cuz day
awllwayz habz ‘Plann Bee’
Jack.
Can anyone explain to me, why one would bath their *cat*?
Our family had at least ten cats of a decade of my youth. And even with them being outside half the day, they never ever were dirty!
Cats have an exeptionally good dirt protection coating on their fur. And they clean it very often, which also applies a new protection film.
By bathing them, you completely destroy that protection, which results in them becoming really dirty in the first place, and endangers their health!
And then you have to bath them again, because they now always get dirty!
Don’t you see that the only one profiting from this scam, is the company that makes the shampoo and other stuff?
It’s so perverse! Those poor cats, and those incredibly stupid humans!
sometimes kittehs get…
oh, it’s you again. I thought the birthday fairy blew you up.
nevermind.
{{lunar_mommy}} has some cake! ai has chocklit wif frostin!
mmm… chonklit!! my favrite!!
Oh, I missed dat!!!! Xplosives an fyrewurks!! An, now I bummmed, let’s go git sum kake LM!!
yup, on teh video today, burfday fairy boppd him on teh hed wif herz burfday wand an chayned him to teh kleening suplly bukkit in teh facktoree restroom. yoo kno wut happens wen trol-smells meet kleening-supply fyooms – kaboom!! wuz reely sumfin.
Steve Martin once said:
“I always heard that you should never give a cat a bath. I wondered why that was. So I gave my cat a bath the other day. Let me tell you — they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it. It was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…”
LOL!
wao…sew dey CAN regin…regener…put demselfs bak tugevver! oh and..um.. suck it.
finkso we needs to maek a note on teh trol taksonomy (see teh cheez town cryer for detayls). a noo regenerating sub-speeshees ob trol haz been discoberfyed.
*wispers to lunarmommy*
is it a zombiefied troll?
coz it don’t seem to know it’s been dedded!
SEE!!
it must be a zombetroll, I has come down with DID, I just KNOW it’s from missin brane cells!!
Oh, teh indignitee!
Oh, teh porosity!!!
Oh — caek!
Him so cute wiff him wittle paws an blue eyes an.. uh oh * holds head and fiks about wittle kittens.. I mean wittle puppies.. I mean… SPLORT!!!!!! *
*fwipfwipfwipfwip*
tinytendrilstieup brayneyum area for furst aid till a licens’d CCC driber can halp.
Mah kitteh hav flees so I give him flee baffs.
yes, sumtimes kittehs get teh fleez, or tehy gets teh pleh in tehms fur taht wuld making tehm sikk if they washed tehmselfs, liek oyl, or wunse wun ob my kittehs gotted poo/cat spray on him frum teh bully cat taht comes in owr yard an tryz to take ober teh plyse. no way him wuz likking THAT off hisself!!
yep, wun of my hart kitties once sat in paint, and another got motor oil on hisself. Bafs were definitely rekwired to keep dem helfy.
yesh, pore kittehs wuld get sikk!!! an mebbee wurser!! if tehy tryed to wash off teh oyl an paynt tehmselfs.
Wen I wuz littul, we foundz awt mai daddeh wuz alurjik to awr kittehs. We desidez we DO NOT WANT to gib kittehs awai, so we gibs dem bafs to keep down da loos floof n dandur. Kittehs tawt bafs were much pleh, but dey stay wif us so wuz gud ting.
Hazzin nuffin to do wif kittehs….
Ai kin haz gnu sinuses? Plz? Prittee plz?!
*whimpers*
aw, nightshayde
*patpatpat*
*gibs shiny gift boks wif noo sinuses in*
{{{{{Lunarmommy}}}}}
U so totally rock, LM.
Fankyoo!
Haz U gotz nuther box? Ai iz the ensseezin here.
Doan they maek teh kitth wipez? So nawt haz tu baff dem?
these kittehs r smart
huh these kittehs are smart i dunno haw they didit
Kittah in the blanket look so comfeees.
you know…. there are 3 cats in that picture
Clever kitties!