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Cheezburger Network Blog
I waaaaan it!
Congrats, Minismum! u haz teh tawp spot.
Ai hazn’t met u b4, Ai offur u mai flooffy paw in walkum!
Fanks Annipuss n conga rat relashuns to u too 4 shairin nawt sekund spot, ai bin lurkin long tiem so ai feel ai no u all! Nawt so flooentk wiv teh lolspeek yet tho!
Oops sew ekcited ai roted mai own naem rong *maeks quik corekshun*
U seam 2 be doin otay 2 me! Sowwy Ai tukk soe lawng 2 riplie – mai PC is hazzin a nupdayte!
Nawt fare 2 teeze teh kitteh
Congratz to minismum and annipuss for their fleetness of fingers. It’s a bit cool here in Michigan so my mind is on warm things to eat and drink.
*Puts tray on table, with warm-from-the-oven cream scones, Devon double cream, and seedless raspberry jam. Also, pots of tea and coffee, fresh-squoze blood orange juice, pitchers of milk and cream.
*nom, sip. Sip, nom.
Enough for everybody!
*Breaks out into small celebratory shuffle, using can as vital support to poor old left knee.
Ai fank u Q for teh delishus n nootrishus noms – kool here too in Franse so warm noms iz much welkomed
Thx, Q! Tiem fur elebenziez heer! ur offrin iz perfick!
yesh Thane Q!
Ai haz neber haz dem scones, sew ai’ll tri wun. Nom-nom-nom. Mmmmmmmmm! Mai ai hab mor? ! ?
Cheezberger, park yoor buns sumware so I can eets yoo all up, plz.
hao tehy get cheezburger tew dew taht?
>psst, ai trollbaiting< heeheehee
et haz bin separaytid frum teh hurd. it b nervis.
Lol ChocolateSamus!!!
Aw, dat wuz teh kyoot!
sawree tu repeet maisef butt *pant pant pant* jus come frum owtsyde *pant pant pant* teh temperatoor is *pant pant pant* 41 Degrees Celsius!!! * swoon – thud!*
Eeeek! That’s teh hot! Not sure I could deal with it, but I’d like it a wee bit warmer here than it has been – unnaturally cool for July.
Mebbe we cud spred teh tempritchur owt a bit: TTI cud yoose fyv ob Africat’s degrees, hoo els wants sum?
mee mee mee – iz onlee 18 degrees heer
Dass ridikyooluss! Ai’d cumplayne 2 teh gubermint!
Un for tuna mate lee, teh guvingmunt has melted!
Guvurnmint meltdaon?! And nawt nommi liek meltud cheez!
Teh grae and wite kitteh luuks alawt liek mai Sonata. Abd she wud chais aftur a cheezburg tu. She finks cheez bee beree nommi.
Cap’n, cap’n! UFO sighted!
Kitteh klimez da wallz @ 0:50!!! She WANTS!!
of course :O everybody wants
Awful.
y iz et awful?
Not cute. Not funny. Poorly made to boot! Why is this? That’s right: why is this?
Personally I loved it but the Good Book doesn’t make reference of cheezeburgers so this may not be suitable for our particular flock of sheep.
????
Weeelll, noewun rilly knoes wut “manna” wus, so mebbe it wus cheezbrgrs! Ai’ve herd Sir Mons feet turin Barney teh dynosor so Ai bet yu cud do wun wiv cheezbrgrs!
*in aww* cheezburgers frum heven??
Lyk Jimmy Buffet, Cheezburgers in Paradiz! FTW!
Yu silleh!! Sheeps doan eets cheezburgurs – sheeps noms teh grassis, an den dey beecums teh cheez-baaaa-gurs!
Guess wah I has for lunch?
CHEEEZBUUURGR!
Okay, this was funny and very well done.
M’row!
Z
And it had a happy ending!
vewy vewy kleva. I liek it heeps.
Is tu sermonabul! Hao abawt sermun awn diffrens betwene owr wantz and owr nedes? Cud uze passaj frum Sermun awn teh Mownt abaot birdz ov teh aire and lillees ov teh feeld as tekst.
Sry. Tihs commint supposd tu bee undur Pastor Bob’s.
ohai cheezfrenz
ai has a jellus ob ennee wun in TTI
haz enneewuns seen teh noo harree pawter yets?
Ai’d lik tew go tew TTI. Let’s getz beeg boot tu awl go!
Pik mi pik mi pik mi!! Yew mayking enny stopz in teh VLC? Iz a lawng wai frum teh oshun sew maibee ai betteh to bi inn teh hayr playne. Butt
a cheezboot souns tew funnn!
Dis iz orf fred but ob generlol innerest:
def by choklit
That’s weird and sad at the same time! So shocking I has abandoned lolspeak for a moment. And why we in US don’t see these stories before TTI does? It ’cause newspeeps here don no wat reel news is.
is lazer?
An teh nom-in-neez fr Bezt Vizshoowul Uffektz iz…..
Cheezburger Nite toniyte, i cant cum cuz ai libs in BC canada an my mom wont let me:(enjy wifout mai, bring me a tshirt – i’z a kidz medium!
If yew doan lyk aor whirled wii respeckfully recwesst yew goa home to teh Mundayn whair yew fiil moar at hoam.
Actually I have to admit that the comparison of ICHC to Idiocracy is pretty much spot on, particularily the comments section.
Now I have to go, it’s time for Ow My Balls.
Someone has wayyy too much time on their hands… (much to our benefit).
okay, teh furst troll hoo sez “fotoshoppd” on dis wun gets to star az teh mayn attrakshun in owr nekst game ob live-akshun wakk-a-troll.
*sneeks up behind barefoot, wakks it ober teh hed wif teh burfday wand/troll stunner, chayns it to teh kleening supply bukkit in teh restroom at teh facktoree*
*wayts for eksplosions*
naow naow, NPT!
lets skip awf tew teh brake ruum fer caik!
iz ok, i iz not feeding it, i iz merely eggspozing it to teh intresting (an volateel) combinayshun ob trol effloovium an kleening supply vapors. KABOOM!!!!!!
bwa ha ha ha ha
see, tehy KABOOMED an wented away!
burfday fairy, yew ar mai heero!
ai luff this bideo! bery funni an nyclee dun, hee hee, nom taht cheezburg kitteh!
I lubs it tew!
Yewz a jenus- erm a genus — erm a jeanous — oh phoo! Yewz smart!!!
Hologramic Hamburger/Cheezburger*
GREAT VIDEO! I luuuuuved it.
Kitty gettin’ knocked off the bed by a cheeseburger. That was funny.
Beeyouuuutifully done!
that was hilariously cute
Honestly, lolcatz has gotten kinda lame. Old ladies are learning how to photoshop, and old ladies aren’t funny
I gess dats wat dey meen by fast fudz. lol (I noez, is corny) xD
Hi, annipuss!
Holy crap did dat kitteh just climb dat wall
Definitely the dumbest thing I’ve seen today. Maybe this week.
i has one fank to say……catz” I WANT MY CHEEZ BURGER U PROMISED ME!!!!
*chhezeburer appers*
cats* O.O
They clearly used a laser pointer.