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now would be a good time to call : 1the vet 2-an exorcist 3-MIB
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4 – All of the above…
Um… Wat’s MIB?
Men in Black, like in teh moobie
Thnx. Sum of uz not hip.
At awl.
Ai noe nuffin `bowt moobiez!
Dem menz in blak has deh shinee fing dat eraisifyingz ur memreez…..
Like i need halp tu furgitting…. :rolly eyez:
Dey sez da sekkund fing tew goe iz ur memree…
I furrgitz watt da nawt-sekkund fing iz………
*luks askance* Yoo has nawt seen Men In Black!??? And Men In Black II? Aw, guise – yoo HASTA see them! They ar wunnerful fun.
Aw, I dun seen MIB — I wuz jess tawkin bowt lewzin memreez…
Aahz – I wuld hav guest yoo had seen them.
Anni and Meezer Mom – yoo mite put these on yor list of “movies to watch sumtime.” If yoo lykes sci fi type stuffs, or just genral silliness, yoo mite like them. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are in it.
I prolly still lykes teh original wun best – it has an orinj kitteh innit! Yoo kin fynding clips on YooToob if yoo wunz to get a flavor of it . . .
O, otay …
Ennywaiz, haow R U 2dai, gremlin?
I am verreh gud, Aahz! I has big plans for tomorry and so I will nawt be atwerks – I will be owt having fun with mah sister! We is going to a lokal arts festival, meeting a gurlfriend for lunch, and vizziting with a frend’s kittehs! Aym so lukking forward to it!
Hao ar yoo? Is yoo planning enny fun tymes this summer?
Ooohh, iz awlwaiz grate 2 b vizitin kittehs!! I hoapz U can haz gud tym!
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I dun can had fun tym awn Mundai. Mai 10yo dotter n I winted 2 Siks Flagz n ryded roalur kowsterz awl dai. Hardlee noebuddy wuz dere, sew we gotted 2 ryd uh hoal buncha tymz!
Rolly koaster – wheeeeee! I has ridden teh rolly koasters at Hershey Park but nawt in yearz and yearz. Is teh phunneh – or imbarrisin maybe – teh last tyme I rode wun, I got reelly skeered!
*luks arownd, puts paw to mowth, whispurs, sumwhut sadlee* Mebbe I’m gittin old!
*wiss-purrz*
Iz otay — we ryded Goliath (200 feet nawt-sekkund drawp) 4 tymz, n I hadded 2 hoald mai breth evvy tym…
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Butt (!) Battyman and SuperDuperMan wuz bowf lawtsa teh funz 4 us!! We ryded eech wun 3 tymz!
*gasp*
No – u iz nawt gettin old, gremlin. Aifink mebbe u wuz just channeling LCB (wif hur scarediness uv hites) befoar u eben noed she egg-zistid.
Mmmm.. Will Smith…
Yea, u rite. I no git til nao.
oh didnt knows dat
Men in Black what is up with the funny spelling of words and grammer?
LOLCatz ar two kewl to lurn to spel currectly.
Its whut mayks it moar funnee to reid.
men in black
What about the Ghost Busters?
Hoo ya gonna cawl?
ghostkittehbusters
Ghostsnorgles!
Paramedics
9-elebenty was my answer.
dat hand gonna need mediclol aid, ifinkso.
and ’bout a gallon o’ bactine.
anna bunch uv giies wif gawz
oh heck, let’s just call teh firemens to be safe!
Ai cudn’t `membur teh rite nummer fur `Merica – iz 999 in TTI!
hi Miss Annipuss. jus had to tell you, next ai will tackle >not teh tickle< teh abotars! i haz ambishuns fur dis workity day
Gud furr u!
U go, gurll!! Wii lubz tu seeing deh abatartz!!!
GMTA!
or, alolternately, i could sing
Wud dat halp?
yup. i can has a talolnt. i sing, teh aliens go scrabbling bak to dere home planit. *nods with a proud*
Ooh sweetpea! Wuz dat yoo in teh moovee “Mars attacks”? Gud moovie butt (!) tehy stoal teh endingz frum Teh Attakk ub teh Killur Tomaytoes!
At leess tehy gotz ridz ub teh aylienns sayme wai. Moozic haz charmz to splode teh skerry beest.
Nawt 2 minshun da killer materz…
Mah huzbin an ai seed “Mars Attacks” az owr nawt sekkund date. Ober twelve yeers layter, we iz still togevver & happitayl — but ai duzzint remember teh moovee. *shrug*
Ohai, NS. I wuz wundering frum a commint yoo sed yesterday – whut is teh phun playce yoo is going with yor huzbing in September to cellybrayt?
BTW, teh furst movie mah huzbing and I saw together wuz Princess Bride.
But I got sik in the middle and we both had to leave – he sez it wuz wun of teh hardest things he ever had to do, leaving that movie to take me home when he had just met me.
We iz goin to WDW – Walt Disney World… again (we wented in March fur himz birfday & owr littlol gurl’s birfday). We had such a gud tiem den an we wuz braynstormin to figyur owt wut to do fur owr 10th anniversary & WDW offered their dining program for free as a booking incentive … so that’s where we’re going. *cheers*
We iz big Diznee fans & we goes to Dizneeland a lot. Ai wented wif owr littlol gurl at teh end of June (we have “Mommy/Daughter Days” quite often), and we’re going on Toozday wif a frend frum owt-uv-town who’s neber been to Dizneeland.
Ai saw Princess Bride wif mah Momcat & mah Nana (Grandma) wen it caem owt. Dat moovee iz SO full uv win an awsum!
Yeh, Princess Bride IZ fulla win n awsum awlrite!!1!
Plus, it can haz LOLspeek innit tew!!
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“Inkuntheevubble!”
“I’m da Dwed Piwat Wobertz!”
“Mawwij. Mawwij iz watt bweengz us tugevvah tudai.”
“Wuv — TWOO wuv.”
*gigglol*
Mah original boss hired me bak in 1986. When mah boss retired abowt 15 yeerzago, she mayd me teh noo Dred Pirate Roberts. She stayed arownd – awl teh whyle kawling me Dred Pirate Roberts – until everywun beleevd me! She is nao retired and livving lyke a kween in Patagonia!
I finks I am soon on teh lookowt for teh neggst Dred Pirate Roberts.
Ai luv dat moovie, butz lets not forget mostest fmous quote EVR in da moovie.
“As u wsh!”
“Mars Attacks” haz a funneh! (ackackack)adn gremlin, “The Princess Bride” is teh besttest moovy ebber!
Yesh, oh yesh. I yam a movie lubber frum way bak when. Sum of teh fings I sez on ICHC is movie kwotes . . .
Princess Bride: When I saw it, liddel did I noes I had found mah own Twooooo Wuuuuuuv.
I toled a bunch of teh uthers – tho we got marreed in Oktober of last yeer (after dating for 22+ yeers), we just got arownd to gittin wedding rings a cuppla weeks ago. They is simple silver bands that sez:
True Love Waits
*with a grayt beeg smiol and a hug*
-from Gremlin
maybe Ai has a talent, too, like sweetpea? My moma usta say that when Ai’d sign, Ai sounded like a sick calf dying in a thunderstorm. Never tried this on aliens, but we could maybe due a duet and see?
sing, not sign.
a duet? shure!
*mimimimimiiiiiiii*
i harmoanize teh best at the intreval 0 a naugmented 4f. Not jest anyone can do that, chew no. here, you sing dish: *yuyuyuyuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*
Ahem: *wewewewewewewewe* Hao’s dat?
*hands gremlin a 100p towl*
much bettah.
How we gonna due a scientifik measurement of how many aliens we skare away?
** O&P warms up vokal kords **
uyuyuyuyuyuuuuuyuyuyuuu
** sick calves everywhere start bawling for der mommas **
dish sounds like a job for d’Beaker labs.
Oy, we mayks shweet myewsik together, no?
Ahem (lowder): “WEWEWEWEWEWE!!!!”
*calves on gremlin’s legs start bawlin for theyr mamas*
*behbeh piglets everywher has liddel pink tayls startink to kwivver*
Ai’m thinking that the calf bawling and the piggy tayle kwivvering might be due to change in atmosferic pressure from our singing.
E-I-E-I-Ooooooooooo
Ewe-ewe-ewe-ewe
mi-mi-mi-mi-mi
Is beeyooteemus!!
Teh hole barnyardz in an uproar! Keep singin! I thinkx they is tryin to tell us they lykes it!
*WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE*
Ai doan’t see ennee aleeunz, soe Aifink u muss haz skaerd dem awl awai!
♪grene eye’d kitteh, skerry kitteh…
♪♫ Raven furz n eyez wif madz
Sparkz flie frum herz peenk toe padz
Ekoed meowz inna nite
She’z uh ressliss kitteh inna endliss fite.
Wooo hooo witchee kitteh
See how high she flyz
Wooo hooo witchee kitteh
She’z got teh mune in herz eyez
♪♫
wen deh moon hitz ur eye like a big peetza pi,
Datz amor, eh?
♪♫ N da last noen surbiber
stawkz himz prey inna nite
N himz watchin us awl wif da eye uv da kitteh
Naow dere’z noe welkum luk n ur eyez win I reech 4 U
N naow ur startin 2 klaw n byt liddul fingz I dew
It maykz me jess feal liek criein, (kitteh)
‘Cuz kitteh, sumfin n U iz bytin.
…
U lawst dat LOLin’ feline,
Whoa, dat LOLin’ feline,
U lawst dat LOLin’ feline,
Naow itz goan…goan…goan…woooooah
Ohai Aahz! Yu iz mah kitteh-oke hero aifinkso! speshully wif teh ee-gulls ref!
♪when yr swimming off shore
and you skin does get tore
that’s a moray…
Oh, all mai burgurs for yoo, Miss Sweetpea!
@@@@@@@@@@@@
nom!
wellkoem tew teh hoetelol kalleefoarnyuh
such uh lubberlol playc
such uh lubberlee (cyuute?) fayc
plenntee uv ruum at teh hoetelol kalleefoarnyuh
ennee tyme uv yeer
u can fynd it heer
…
dey stab it wif dere steelee poyntee enz
but dey jus kannt tiklol teh beests
…
anudder ee-gulls ref? dat wuz a gud wun JK2K!
**cc81 be rakkin hurs brayn tu fink uv hur oan**
………………nuffin. ai gots nuffin.
S’otay- iz jus cuz ai nawt had mah cawfees yet
*shufflols awf tu pour hurself a cuppa fronch rowst*
an accomplished plastic surgeon.
Roswell’s missin’ a cat.
ai are votin fur teh MIB. altho sweetpea says she can hannle em alians
It’s time to put on teh last suit yooll ever wayr . . . agin.
WEAR R DA KITTEH’S EERS?
Kitty don’t need no stinking eerz!!
eh?
Shee sed KITTY DON’T NEED NO STINKING EERZ!
I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
Whoa, that’s the R rated version! Try this one:
Holy crap! :shocked:
maybe they were….
*cue dramatick musicks*
photoshopt out!
O teh huje manatee!!!
What?! I didn’t take the kitties ears!
* hides hat adorned with festive furry ears behind back*
Oooo! I sawed wut yu dood dere!
Janet adn jamamakitty haz furry eerz dat dey will wairing tu deh Marinerz game…. Mebbee dis b deh kitty dey gotted a set frum. …. ooo. dotz!
Has teh fun, yoo guise!!!!
Wii iz awlreddy hazing deh funz!!! wii stayinged up until deh wii owerz tawk tawk tawking last nite!!!
Ehrz! Ehrz fur sael! Hoo wil bai mai luflee ehrz?
teh troof is owt dayr.. it is an X-tail
best thread today!
no tyme 4 calls….get teh hel outta thare!!!!
How about 4. All the Above?? haha!!
Slooooowly teh ingestion prosess beginz…startz with teh hand…
Wii need Steve McQueen to fite teh blobkitteh! Halp, Steve, Halp!!
Oar Beanie n Cecil … “Halp, Cecil, Halp!”
I think Obi-Wan Kenobi may be our only hope!
Mebbe we shood cawl da cherch plees…
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“DA CHERCH PLEES!!1!”
Yus?
‘ere–izzat rat tart?
Yargh! I dint kno tehre wuz gonna bee a test! Ai wuz absint taht dai!
42!
Mt. McKinley!
All of teh abuv!
*Kunsultz notebuk*
I finso deh anser b Stagehand Dan! :winkee fais:
*sigh* *facepalm*
Dere dere, eets nawt soe baaaad!
*inner scent luk* Wut???
Margaret Mead? Taht wuz owr ansur wen playin triviul persoots wen we didnt kno. Wun tiem it wuz teh rite ansur!
“Yargh!” ? Hee hee hee!!! Yu kraks mii oop!
ohai BF473 and AfriCat!!!!! u tooz be sum ov mai berry mosest favorite Cheezfrenz. AfriCat, wat pattern kiltz duz u wear today. BF473, A+A+A+A+, u passed test wif deh flying culors ***wheee*** cee dem culors flyyyyyy
ooohhhh! look at the pritty cullers!
fanks fer the kind wurds {{{palinsc}}}
*waits anxshuslee tew find owt wat kind uv kilt AC iz warin*
*alos wates wif a angshus*
Ohai palinsc! Dats berry sweet ov yu! Ai allays wearz teh Royal Stewart Tartan http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Royal_stewart.jpg
Oh, so berry classy!! I b frum deh Cumming clan m’self.
Berry naice tartan! Fit fur a Cween! *bows afore teh Cween*
wale, naow u awl haz ur kilts awn ai wil embed a short bideo uv Ashley MacIssac fiddlin, a sumwat trubbled yung man whoo haz had mennee problems butt super talinted! Ebreebuddy danse naow!
taht bee The Chieftains he iz wif dere, ai luv tehm!
Dansdansdans! Ashley gotz teh happyfeetz!
Himz frum VLC tew, nawt shur if ai haz a proud aor a embairasst ;\
I livz in Cumming — duzzat meen ennyfing?
It meenz u haz gud tayst!!
Aifink it meenz ai shud hed to teh Nawtee Barn… :smirk:
“Non-sequitur – your facts are un-coordinated” – Nomad
Cumming Jawja?? I hazn’t lukked at teh Cheezpeepz map in a while…
oooh so nicey. my sisapoo married to A.M. McLendon, Jr. hees pa pa was the Southeastern (of the US) Clan McLennon. Ai used to go to teh Highlands Games inna North Carolina wif dem an get to cee all the sexy mens knees
oopcee. ai spelt it wrongly. Clan MacLennan (also Logan). och oy. now izza okee
Ai is moar liek Clan Destine.
tee hee. gud wun!
Goon Show ref? Aifinkso Neddie Seagoon waz frum Clan Destine, izzit nawt so?
oooh so nicey. my sisapoo married to A.M. McLendon, Jr. hees pa pa was the Southeastern (of the US) Clan McLennon. Ai used to go to teh Highlands Games inna North Carolina wif dem an get to cee all the sexy mens knees
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Call Gaussbussterz!
Y? Cuz teh kittehz can haz teh magnettik purr-sunalitee?
What about the exorcising vet in black?
ooh, that wuld do it, ifinkso
Its a gost cat…blood cat:)
Naow woodz beez gud tyme
2 cawwlz 4 Snorgill Snorrkill. Ifz
t3h Kitteh letz U
Midnytez Kitteh Croo
Kitteh habbeengz wundurrfull
tymez wiff t3h Rubbinz
Midnytez Kitteh Croo
Kitteh willz prawbibblee gibz
inz 4 grayt beeg happee!
Jack.
I wud haz tu haz deh armer playted snorglol snorklol, ifinso!!!
does no one realize?! thats a black mew!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thot Mew wuz teh peenk…
yesh, mew iz teh pink, but its ovver Ebil Twin (besides mewtwo) iz dis kitteh.
(my pokemon knolij frum teh rayzing ob two boiz, let me show yoo it)
I gotz 2 boicats n 1 gurlcat hoo duz teh pokemon fing awn deys DSlitez … dey can haz Emerald, FireRed, Ruby, Pearl, n Diamond
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Bak awn Halluhweenee, mai dotter drested up as Mew inna hoam-mayd kostoom her n herz gramma dizynded — datz haow I b noein bowt Mew!
bof my boiz haz dressded up az ash ketchun, an teh yunger wun wuz also charmander wun yeer. i haz teh furst seezon ob teh pokemon tv show (taht wuz on abowt ten yeerz ago) pretty much memorized.
lol! tehn ai showz yoo myne! jus wun boi, butt (!) hi rilly lyked teh pokemon, still duz ifinkso.
my older boi iz 20 an himz gurlfrend iz 24 an tehy iz bof reely into pokemon. my boi iz more ob a collektor, but teh gurlfrend playz, iz pretty serius abowt it. ifinkso tahts why tehy falld for eech ovver, cawz ob teh pokemon. (an iz bofe fizix majors an compyooter geeks, too, so tehy unnerstands eech ovver on many levels)
tahts’s a releef, ai thot mai boi wuz teh oanly 20 yr oald hoo stil lyked teh pokemon! Aie bin tellin him he too oal fur tem sins he were 12 (jus cuz tehy makes me queazy lol)!
Dat kitteh iz teh BC vershun uv mah Timmy, aifinkso! Timmy be awl wite & haz no eerz & lubs belleh-rubs.
Himz teh short-haired no-eer-hazzin wite kitteh in mah pictures (clickee bloo naem).
Awww – whut happind to Timmy’s eerz? Wuz they . . . . *lowers voyce* stolen?
*luks arownd for LCB; haz a fearful; cuvvers mah own eerz with mah pawz*
Itz a sad storee, rillee. *sniff*
Timmy & Tyler (teh long-haird floofee wite no-eer-hazzin kitteh) wuz abandoned wen dey wuz littlol & apparently had mayjur eer mite infestayshuns. We wuz told dey boaf skritched their own eerz off.
A frend duz kitteh reskyooz & reskyooed dem & givved dem to us. Dey iz so sweet & snuggly!
Dey heer just fien & turns their littlol eer stumps wen dey heerz sownds behind dem. Dey just duzzint haz teh triangle parts ennymoar.
Heer in teh VLC if yew sees eerless kitteh him’s ushully froze tehm orf. Naawt sew gud, but happenz lotsa tymz wif strayz.
Awww – how sad. Poar kittehs…
Ooohhhhh nooooooeeesss! (or, erm, eerz?)
*has a sad*
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{{{{{kittehs hoo froze theyr eerz orf}}}}}}}
Himz ty-dyded! too cyoot!
how did Timmy get so many colors? Did he get into teh powered jello or teh kool-aid?
It wuz Eestur! *gigglol* Momcat an ai always talked abowt hazzin wite kittehs so we could dye dem diffrint kulurs fur holidays. We haz dyed Timmy two yeerz in a row nao. Teh nawt sekkund tiem (2008), teh kulurs wuz much briter — an wuz rainbow all arownd. Dis tiem (2009), ai did cool kulurs on wun sied & warm kulurs on teh otter sied.
Itz teh saem dye we yoozed fur teh Eestur eggs — applied wif a toofbrush. Timmy luvs teh attenshuns & purrs throo-owt teh procedure. Teh moisture neber gets to himz skin (just on surface of himz fur), so he finks himz just getting luvved & brushed & praised cuz heez a wunnerful kitteh (wich he iz).
awlso a gud tiem 2 cawl teh amboolants
uh-oh, i just blowed up teh restrooms at the facktoree agin wif a trol frum teh video today. for thoze hoo missd dis part in kemistree klass, teh combinayshun ob trol, um, excretory manifestayshuns an teh fyoomz ob kleening supplies are a highly eksplosib combinayshun, very danjerus indeed, wich iz why teh kleening staff iz made ob trolz insted ob me
thoze hoo surbibe tehmz two weeks on teh kleening staff are promoted to teh wurkbenches. but now i needs to start all ober agin wif a noo kleening staff. an, it seems, noo restrooms.
Trollz uze restruumz??? Hoo noo??
amayzingly enuff, tehy kan be trayned.
well it wuz a beautimus show tu be shur! well werf it! ai halp yu reebild teh resrooms
fank yoo for teh help!! heerz a sparkly neon-colurd wip, yoo kan go help motivate an soopervise teh trol re-bilding kroo! yes, it wuz a wunnerful show, almost az gud as teh forf ob july firewurks!! well wurf habbing to buy m-bilding suppplies an
capturerekroot a noo staff.(an if yoo luk at teh video LOL, teh trol iz reely goned!! KABOOM!! baibai trol!!)
dunno wut m-bilding supplies are, but yoo get teh idea. lol
stoopy trolz…dey nebber lern. ai hazta steer kleer uv teh trolz… ai nawt has gud temper furr meen peeps. Fanks fur teh wip, iz berry fun kullerd!
**KRAKITY-KRAK!** oh dis wurks berry nicly aifinkso!
hmm. the correct answer is YES (all three)
2 & 3 the vet would probably get killed (not that 2 & 3 wouldn’t either)
Not MIB. Needz GHOSTBUSTERS.
don’t forget
4 – Ghostbusters
don’t forget
4 – Ghostbusters
Exorcist, exorcist! Forget the other two!!!
Definitely call the exorcist!
drillcat will kill you and your familly
awww noooo!!!!
:O!
O_O -esplodes-
all of teh abov
Dats teh funnnney-est lolcat Ai haz seen N kwite sum tiem…lurves it!!
Basement Cat meenz bizness dis time! *running away Scooby-Doo style*
Numba won pleese
Dis kitteh nawt scary. not, unles, u’ve met my kitteh lily. She was basement cat in caliko kitteh form!
Ah’d be runnin and hiden if ah was u.
IMFIRINMALAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waz about Goostbusters?
Taz who Im gonna call.
The kitty reminds me of the flashligh fish at the aquarium. They look benign in the day, but at night, when they have glowing pateches that make them look sinister.
no,
4- Ghost Busters
umm okay?
I tink u’ll find dat teh corect human to calls is teh Ghostbuster. It sez so in teh theme song.
WHO YA GONNA CALL?!?!?!
AHHHHH HOW U GUYS UNDERSTAND EACH OTHERS U ALL TALK SO WEIRD!!!! =0