Do you ever get that feeling
Do you ever get that feeling that you are in a rut?
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awl teh tiem!
Yes kitteh an u aer in a deep wun
wii bii tide ehgen!
Iz stuk een metenz, watchun teh kittehz!
O annipuss – ai jus relised ai neva sent eh frens rekwest! Plese tu bii cheezfren? (rekwest wil bii frum azevedan)
We aer naow uffishullee frenz!
Yay! eggstens teh furree paw awf freenship tu annipuss foah teh joynt hapi dans!
*dans dans dans*
Grabs ur furree paw an joyns in teh dans!
*joinz pawz wif anni*
Dans dans dans!!
ai can dans dans toooo?? (she sez to cween on teh otter side ob teh ruuuum…..LOL)
Oyez, jamamakitty! ai senz yu eh frens rekwest (azevedan)…plese tu bii cheezfren?
*pulz dans awrroun een surkel*
same ole same ole
eat sleep play, eat sleep play, eat sleep …
Lief gets teejus, doan’t it!
Dat iz wy kittehs offen vary it by alternating teh order.
I can has dat rut? I’m sik of teh wun I’m kurrentlee in….
I’b hurd dat teh rut iz awlways deeper ober dere.
I heered dat teh grass iz awlayz greenur ovur teh septik tank.
*giggle*
Erma Bombeck, FTW!
ahhh,Erma…how I miss her!
‘Cept teh cookbuk. My ma used to make “Skid Road Stroekinoff”. Pleh!
* snerk *
I’ve missed you guys during the day…we’ve been in training for our new pyooter system at werk-pleh!
“To err is human, but to really foul things up takes a new computer…”
Ayyymen,brother!
Nice to see ya,Aahz!
Grate 2 b CN U 2, eeck!! {{{eeckthecat}}}
Saem rut, diffrint day.
@@@@@!!
Kitteh iz nawt in rut, kitteh is merely grownd-lebel-challenged.
Ai fink ai is teh grownd-lebel challunged tu!
teh feeldz, ai plowz dem!
*sings*
“Yu taykes teh high road, adn I’ll taykes teh loe road, adn I’ll get tu kibbles befoar yu!”
Lak Lowmen reference!
Yep! I know I iz in a deep rut.
itz nawt the best kitteh crop we has ebber had muther but the few cats dat did come up look real good.
fink tehys abowt ripe now?
Ripe for teh doptin.
Dey shud b knee hi by teh forff ov July.
Hu’s nees?
iz taht teh bakk, top ob teh hed or teh tip ob teh tayl?
need sumwun to help wif teh harvest? i gots a ablol-boddied 20-yeer-old heer hoo needs to get owt ob teh howse an find sumfing yooseful to do. himz all yorz.
Kin himz lift hevvy fingz? Reelee hevvy fingz? I can haz knead uv sumwun sune hoo kin lift uh kuppla hevvy fingz n2 da rak n da kuntrowl rume at werkz. Gotz 2 instawl sum noo kwipmintz 4 da TV stoodeeyoh…
Teh fahmah kitteh
enspecks feeldz beefour plannten
Iz won wif teh lan
Awl my frenz
Lub teh low ridah…
Take a little trip…
we innerupt dis LOL for a primal skreem:
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
fank yoo very much. we now return yoo to yor regulolarly skeduled commints.
Uh, oh!! Wat bii rong lunarmommy? I knows dat scream!
wuz it yoo teh ovver night hoo wuz wundering how adolessent boyz surbibe to gro up? or wuz taht sumwun else? anyhoo, my qwestion iz, how duz WE tehms mommas surbibe till tehms grow up?
Grow up? Hah. My only advice is put them in a barrel… and drive a plug into the bung!
hmm, now tehrs a thot…
*hands lunarmommy a glass ov wed wine*
Hey dude(ette)! Hao you is? Long time no viddy!
Ohai Maus! Yes, I needz to cum ober heer moar often. Eberyfing b fine. Hope fings r gud wif u. I seez ur habn’t losted ur sense of hoomer.
Yep, dat wuz mii! Wat happened?
Oh, an da Dr. kan gib da “muthers lil’ hewlpers” dat hewlp ALOT!!
*sips teh wed wine, wich iz majikly not-alkyholik but stil very soothifying, helps hersself to sum “movvers liddle helpers” (duv choklits)*
*sigh* himz 20, libing at home for the furst time in two yeerz, wayting to leeve in a fyoo munfs to go do 2 yeers ob mishum wurk, lukin for a kwik job, an in teh meentime NOT HAPPY. wants to moov bak to teh twon wher him wuz going to kollij for rezons i dont fink are very gud (mind yoo, him haz no munnies for dis) but wut do i kno, i’m just himz momma but srsly i’m abowt to pakk him in a boks an ship him up tehr.
Be sure to ship himz COD. Oh, himz nawt hab a monies? Poor bebeh. I finks himz shud start being nicer to himz momma afore she kiks him owt!
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I sowy LM. U nawt deserb a grumpee boi.
Mebee he shud hab a grateful dat he habs a nice hoam to come hoam to? Considering hims “state ov finanshul embareassmint” az mah Mama used to sai.
oh fank yoo, romeow. him akshully hates havin to be dependent on us for anyfing.
*bangs head against wall* Yu mean tu tell mii, dey still hab da “attitude” at 20? Iz hii sulky nawt happi? Du yu finkso dere iz a GURL up dere in that town?
oh yup, tehrs a gurl all right, thats part ob wuts going on.
Hmmm, ship hyme C.O.D. tu her wif a note gibbing hur custody fur awhyle.
Hii will ether git a job up dere or kome running home beggin fur furgibness, kaus gurls nawt lyke bi’in da sole breadwinner. 
U needs a grumpy-boi size box??
I can prolly gets one for u !!
Kan yu git mii wun tu? I nawt bii shippin mine, just needs it tu “store” da “grumpy-boi” til hyme attitude changes!
Rut roh!
{{{{Aaahz}}}}
How u ben, Bud?? I b in Skeedadlol at deh jamamamamamama howse!!!
ohai aahz! long thyme no sea!
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and ohai mai cween! u guise be having fun yet?
we can haz chopp’d salad alreddi, nom nom nom
Ohai cweenmj, tessm, n jamamamamamakitty! {{{{{evvywun}}}}} I iz gud, but I steel can haz uh bizzee. Gitted uh liddul brake, n thotted I wood vizit mai cheezfrinz!
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Ooohh, cweenmj! I can haz uh pitcher uv me drested up awl nys n fantsee 4 doze tymz win U iz awl dekt owt n ur cween regal… reegayl… crown n stufz n U knead sumwun 2 tayk U 2 da bawl! Lemme uplowdz it sew U kin C it inna minnit…
Wud u bleev… Jamama gottid mii a CROWN?!?!!!!!!!!!! I feelz sew speshul!!
Noe wundur — U *IZ* speshul!! I kin hardlee wayt 2 C ur noo crown!!
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I gotted da pikshur uplowdid n putted uh kapshun onnit jess 4 U — tayk uh luk…
OOOooooooooo. U so hansum!!!
*Swoon!!*
jamama b uploeding a pixor ub mii wif deh crown adn mai fevvered septer. I hazn’t seeinged it yet.
an here is teh cween’s lol
cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4649916
Nys! I leevded uh kawmint 4 hurz majistee awlsew…
Awl hale teh cween!
Aw, gawrsh … fanky, ur majistee!
*shylee drawz awn grownd wif toe*
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I maydid da pik cuz I wuz moddlin da taylkote n waystkote 4 uh formul-ware stoar, n awlsew moddlin da sash n insigneeyuh uv da oardur uv nitehud.
Kewl! I nebber noed a faymouse model b4!
U prolly still doan’t…
OnleeKitteh bows low b4 da Lord Aahz. Naow we haz offishul Cween and Lord uv Cheezlandz! We also haz Princes (Mu), Lady(mongren), adn Cheezland offishul aminul – our own Kafleen (pretti donkee).
Don’t tu furgitting Dame Janet uv Cheezland!!
Iz U 2 havvin teh funz? I gess datza dumm kweschun — U 2 awlwaiz can haz teh funz! Haow r da noms dere? Jamamamamama iz teh gud cuk, I finksew…
ohai aahz, iz nise to seeing yor frendly green face heer!
Ohai lunarmommy! Grate 2 b CN ur kyoot kitteh fays heer 2!
Wii b tu bizzy taw king tu du much ty ping!!!
HALP! I haz time quezchun. Sez pichure postez at 12:00 pm July 8 – I iz in Seattle, grate nortwet & it iz 4:00 pm. Why dis diferenses?
teh cheeztimes are hawaii times. wich iz being 3 howrs behind pafisik time. so dis LOL posted at 3:00 p.m. Skeedadle time.
Ur – iz 4:00 now wuz 3:00 wen pichure was postez. Wuz sydtracked at Engrish site.
Bayjj Kitteh chekkz t3h
trennchizz b4 invayzhunn
ubz t3h Weenurr Dawgz
Trenchizz willz sloaz daown
dreddidz Weenur Dawgz ennuff
4 cownturr~attakk!
Cownturr~attakk willz
happenz fasst, fasst, fasst. Doggehz
nawtz knoez wutz hitz dem
Bayjj Gennrull Pattunn
Kitteh amz pleezd wiff himz plann.
Waytz 4 t3h ennemmee
Jack.
Trench warfare iz for teh dogs!!
Kittehs prefer teh aerial assault !!
Flying kittehz???
*dukz and kubberz*
Bayjj kitteh nebber see mah weener goggie kommin… hims berry stelfy!
Kitteh saw teh sines ob dis.
Goggie sed der wuz teh cheezburger farm awn dis rode. Ai nawt stawpping til ai findz it.
coppied from fairly odd parents
Your cat is suffering from what we Vets haven’t found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience – what we Vets call environment – failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli – a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It’s the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siècle ennui, angst, weltschmertz, call it what you will.