In a final cruel twist of fate, Sparky’s last sight was
In a final cruel twist of fate, Sparky’s last sight was Aunt Bertha’s incoming spandex-covered butt.
mebbeh next tiem u shud giev her a warning.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Winnie-Wonka via Advanced Lol Builder
Uh…. I see no picture here…? Is the website bugged?
I see the pic just fine.
Nuuuuuuoooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!
Conga-rats NS!
*dansdans-solonawtsekkind-dansdans*
Whut wud u lyks fur sillybrayshuns awn dis sunny affernoon?
Fankies, AP!
Aifink sum sort uv frozen drinkee wud be gud (eben tho itz ravver chillee heer atwerk). Stromberree daiquiris, purrrrhaps? Wif wippee creem ontawp. *luuks hopeful*
*getz owt teh blendur adn teh rum*
*rinsez awf teh strumberreez, frows dem in*
*addz in sweet-n-saur adn iyskyoobs*
*whirr-krakky-krakkee-whirr*
*poarz a nys tawl wun fur teh lubbly NS (adn wun fur meh!)*
Deyr ya go, darlin! Enjoy!
*leebs teh pitchur owt fur ovvers tu halps demselbs*
*dips finnger in teh stombarries and teh whippy kreem*
nummy, nummy!
Sparkified spandex?
Holey buttokks? (dat wud be 20 littlol punkturz)
Flattind Feline Feroshuslee Fytz Flab?
Pardon, ur alliterayshun iz showin…
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Haow R U 2nite, AP?
Ohai, aahz! Ai fawt dat myt mayk a gud snoozpaypur heddlyn.
Ai is duin otay – is annudder hawt day heer in CA, but ai got sum yardwurk dun dis mornin befoar it gawt tuu bad, adn will be heddin awf tu reehursal in abowt an howr. How is u?
Ohai{{{angelplume}}}} yu must can haz moar soufnes dan San Jose den. wuz nais heer tudai . abowt 83 degrease. Keep windurz opin awl dai.
{{LM}} Akshully ai is a littlol norf ob dat, in Martinez (neer Walnut Creek). We has teh winderz open tuu, but teh sunshyn is a bit intens tu be owtsyd fur lawng, speshully in teh affernoon.
It gitz maor hotter dere dan heer. ai can has a neece in concord nd she getz da hawt.
Good morning (can’t do the lolspeak yet) but spare a thought for us in the windswept cold dark Midlands of England, not sure i would recognise the sun, we have had a horrible summer, started off ok for a couple of weeks, but since then, wow, we have had RAIN RAIN RAIN storms and flooding just about everywhere, its 8 degrees C this morning (fink thats bout 47 F) oh joy ! and the forecast,,, yup, Heavy rain again the pm, don’t you wish you were here
I iz gud … n tyred … oar mebbe dat shood b gud n tyred…
I can hazza bizzee at werkz, but gitted uh brake sew I kin hayng owt heer 4 uh wyl…
ahai, AP! gud catty remarx!
Auntie B put teh gloot in teh glootus maximus!
(comes 2 fink ob it, shee putted teh maximus in dare, to!)
spandexed Sparky…
Da horrur, da horrur!!
Sparky wuz muchlee thinner aftur dat…
tu bad u kan’t say deh same bowt Aunt Bertha!!
cweenmj…luvin whut u sed “bowt Aunt Bertha!!”
Yu r the queen of grate idees! Aifinkso Aunt Bertha
laiks 2 ware gold lamay spandex wid anotter leyur
uv bodee shaypurr underniece…tu bad cant feal
kitteh.
Hae, laiz offs teh Bertha joakz, k? Mai mommaz naim iz Bertha. Sankz a bunch!
“won tink’s fur shour…were awl gunnah bii eh lawt thinna!”
and fladder, two!
*snerk 2 cweeny*
Star Wars FTW!!! Han Sololololo mai heero! (adn he were kyoot too!)
Sum peepulz taist iz awl in dere mouf.
ohai gma!! teh festibiteeeez haz begun… teh cween is here an shortlee we goes to airport to pick up JCH4K!!
Yay! awn da Seaddul cheezmeet. Iz dat baisbawl gaim wil be awn teebee? ai wil wach tu se yu awlz. Ai has a jelus.
Oh Hai, Mai Lady!!! I will gibbing yesplz a hug tu passing on tu u!! So u not b tu jellus. Schmoo!!
Oh, fankz , mai leej, ai m so happytayl yu getz tu mete hur. schmooz!
Is the cheezmeet baseball game tonight or tomorrow night?
Deh bawl game b tumorrow nite. I dribing up tuday, just bkuz i kud. :smug:
I want tu come!!!!!!!!!! *wunners iffin I kan git a flite owt in da mornin an make it intyme. Lukz at checkbook, cries* Nebbermynd!
Yay! ai can has a brade wif ap, aahz. mite haz bin wif ns if stoopy fing wud letz me tipe wifowt stawping. awlwaiz an ekzkuse. Ennywaiz da sun iz obur da yardarmz nd weer orf tu taibuteek fur drinkeez nd nomz. Dans dans skippety dans. twerl and dans.
Ohai milady! Mai I can haz dis dans?
Fankyu, Lord Aahz, ai be d lited but ai hoapz berfa chanj hur clovez.
sum ub us shud ownlee wairing da moomoo. nes paw?
Naw, U shood ware ur fynistest dress 4 teh dansdansdansin — lukkee at mai noo pik 2 see wat I B warin 2 da dansdansdans…
O mai gudnes. wele haz tu has a furmul party fur showing awf awl da regayl yuh.
Yup, we must hazza nys furmul partee!
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Butt (!) naow, I muss b gowin — tym 4 da kidletz’ bedtym stoaree … n dey wontz 2 watch un eppysoad uv Trek TOS!!1! (dey iz hukt awn mai noo TOS DVDz wif da redid speshlol effex)
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Nyt awl!
Dis wun wuz berri weerd fur meh tuu. It brawt me tu teh payj, adn ai cud see teh capshun, but no pikshyur! Ai hadda refrosh twys tu see teh lol. Datz mai eggskyoos, adn ahm stikkin tu it!
Ahhhhh!!
It’s nawt so much teh spandex,but teh granny panties showing thru !!
Wud u hab prepurred a thong?
Oh CC, pleez pass da brain bleech!
*passes the 110 proof vodka* best eye culd do un shrt notice
thats 1 ugly cat
Horrible, horrible ending for poor Sparky.
Oh, teh horror!!! Tey thread bare, lastik broken spandex!!
Spandex wa
Spandex waz neber designed fur dat kinda strength test!
She’s gonna blow!
Ebberywun duk!!!
Quack?
Snicker
noooooooooooooo!!11!!!!1! not to skwishing teh kitteh!!
Shudda choze tu sit inna whyt chayr, nawt teh blakk kowch.
Kitteh tries to match hims fur to teh furniture, and luk wat he gets.
camel-flajj: knot sew grate, akshoeally!
She neber felt it coming…Aunt Bertha dat iz.
Sparky waz nawt so luckee.
I betz herz feltit afterwerdz ifn Sparky’z klawz kaymded owt…
*pikshurs awnt bertha jumpin three feet strayt up in teh ayr after makin contak wif teh poynty endz*
*pichers AB coming down agin*
run, kitteh, run!!!!
(wat goez up musst kome down!)
SPLAT!!
forchunately, sparky runned, an iz now laffin himz tayl off.
Inn the early dayz, Ai wud sumtimes sit down an realize teh cushion dint feel right. Forchunately for us awl, the chair was hi off grownd, so Ai cud unweight with a quickness. No kittehs were hurt, and no kitteh mamas either, tank CC.
Night, y’all.
Alrite, I’m bak.
Didja miss me?
Yeh! Haow R fingz up dare in KY?
Ohai, Aahz!
Iz gettin hawt agin up heer!
Foar a whiel, wii had teh nyse wevvers, butt iz gone. Teh heet an hoomiditee haz returned.
Pleh.
Howz my fabrit skatr d00d?
Da hum-a-ditty can haz riturnded heer 2 *pleh*
I can haz 2 bizzee at werkz… agin…
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Butt (!) we did can haz grate wevver Mundai win mai dotter n me winted 2 Siks Flagz — hardlee noebuddy wuz dere, sew we gotted 2 ryd da roallur kowsterz uh lotta tymz! Dis wuz herz nawt-sekkund tym 2 goe dat herz wuz tawl enuff 2 ryd evvyfing!! Herz gotted 2 ryd Goliath 4 tymz!
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I nawt can haz sk8n sept wunst sintz mai kawmpatishun…
Wut duz u do foar werkz?
I werkz atta cherch datz awn TV n hazza TV stoodeeyoh… I awlsew duz da lytz 4 da TV n da mew-zikklez n da uvver fingz liek dat… I awlsew duz uvver fingz wattebber dey wontz me tew dew…
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Reesuntlee, we desydid 2 hazza 3rd sirviss wif TV stufz inna uvver bildin, sew I can hazza bizzee indtawlin awl kindza TV kwipmintz, speshullee sumfin kawlded uh “Grass Valley 2200 switcher” (n kays U doan b noein watt dat iz, it iz yoozded 2 pik bitwean verryuss kamraz n taypz n fingz — awlsew it wuz yoozded n “Star Wars” az da fingy dey yoozded to fyr da planit-killur raybeem!
Oh, dat sownz kewl!
I werk foar teh cops, az a sivilyun. Basiklee, I’m a profeshunal paypurr-pushur.
Sumfin dawned awn me 2day. I wuz goin frew sum paypurrs dat teh bad guies send to us, an realyzed dat sum of dem seem to be flooint in lolspeek!
Wun gui rote (undur hiz apolologee foar himz paypurs bein laet): “I try to not let that happing.”
Amay zing!!
YAY!! Yu are bak!!! Wii missed yu sooo much! Sillibrations fur ebberwun!! *puts owt balloons an tukillyas, an streamers* So, how are yu tudai?
My gudness! I wish eberywun missded me lyk dat…
I’m inna liddlol beddur mood butt still tyred.
I jes finished doin my chekbuuk, an iz werkin awn laundree an got dishes soakin.
U sell lotsa shinee stuff 2day?
I selled nuffin tudai!! I giited mysterious byte sumtyme Sundainite, luks lyk spider, an I haz had dizzy, an nausea, an general yukki feelin. Hadda wanna bii custom job tudai an I kuld nawt finkufennifing. Her kept boasting “Oh, I stumped da jeweler” I wuz finking bout throwing up awn her, butt (!) den I decided I wuld just put an “Ahole” surcharge awn da job.
{{{3km}}} I hoapz U gitz 2 feline beddurer sune … teh spydurz R teh pleh… Da oanlee gud spydur izza Ferrari Spyder
Nawt to James Dean, tho.
Oops, my bad.
It wuz Porsche Spyder, nawt Ferrari.
{{Aahz}} Thnx! How iz yu tunite?
O RLY????
Teh Horror! Teh Horror!
Yes!! It b Horriblol!!
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OM GOSH! eye will nebber complayne about my flat behynd ebber agin!
Oh nose! Quik pull out ur claws!!!
Sparky looks more like a Bagheera
Iffen taht b teh caes, Awnt Berfa gonna gets beree mush akwaintud nawt onlee wif teh claws but (!) awlso teh teef. Nawt smart tu sits awn littul panfer.
Could be worse. Could be Uncle Bubba’s butt cleavage.
{{{cheezfrends}}} Nite ebreebuddee!
Nite KK, haz da sweet kitteh dreams!!
and gudnitey-nite 2 awl teh cheezfrens frum mii, 2!
(eye seem 2 b playing awl alone now, bedder layte than nebber?–maybee naught!)
Looks like picture from a back-up camera
wudent eet bii eh finel cruwel SQUISH awf fait?
Lyfe is juss a chare of bowlies.
not a chayr ob skwished kitteh, fank CC
Pour kitteh!
pour kitteh…kitteh issa likwid?
kitteh is nao! Well, mebbe moar poorij liek.
Awl kittehz iz teh likwid … dey meltz inna sunlite n ternz n2 uh puddlol, butt (!) win itz koald dey kunjeelz n2 uh liddul boll uv fuzz (oar ternz n2 meetlofe)
*imagins puddlol kitteh*
*imagins meetlofe kitteh*
*snerks*
meetlofe?
**adn ai wud duz ennnifiing foar noms…but ai wont duz taht…
Ohai folks! I bringed u a message frum KCT! She is happy to be hoam in her own place wif two kittehs stuck to her liek, well, liek Sparky to Aunt Bertha. Oh noes, she dun sit on em, they iz sittin on her. Unforshunately, her cablol was disconnected, sew she dun have teh innertoobs till Fry day. She will be bak and tellin u her ohigh adventures then.
oh Cattails, dat be grayt noos! Did hurs find hur ovver kitteh?
Oh noes, teh kitteh is still missing. We iz gonna put up some signs around teh complex in case teh kitteh slipped owt when someone was checkin on her apartment. Mebbe someone took him in. Paws and tails are all crossed wif hopefulness.
Iz sendin owt beems uv warmf adn hoap furr teh kitteh sayf reeturn!
We’re gonna need a bigger couch !!
you got past da Spam filter? yay!
ohai, ‘fleep! an SP! whut’s up? wii is up!
(eye wuz gonna be in Connek-the-dots neckst munth, but plans hab changed; my liddlol boi (well, naught sew liddlol NE moar, ackchewally) is gitting marry-ified in AUg! Yay; eye gits a dotter, finely! hope to meet cheezfrens in Noo Ingerland sum thyme in teh few-chair!)
ohai kitkay, i see iz late, whers teh marryficashun taking place?
my boi finks himz fownd Teh Wun, but he’z gots himz two-yeer bizness to taking kare ob furst. herz older tahn him, so herz finking abowt doing teh same fing wile hez gone. tehn we’ll see wut happens.
YAY!!! Jamamamamamma adn i haz ben tu deh Hairport adn Pikkinged up deh JCH4K!!!! Wi b lolling ower liddlol hartz owt!!!!
*tendrills wave*
ohai!
*hazza worried dey laffin too hard to dribe saefly!*
Sillly!! wii haz awlreddy droveded home!!! Mostly safely!
Cheeezfrens nawt let Cheezfrenz LOL adn drive kthxbai!
*sigh 0 relief*
well, that’s okay, then.
*Ponderz*
isn’t there some rule about so much RoyLolty being allinoneplaceatthesametime? I mean, who will be in CHRG if aliens “do you in” ???
U better start singing now tu skeer dem aileeyunz away!!!
Heer, I halping u….
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Mem REEEEEEEEEEEZ!!! Awl a LONE in deh MOOOON Liiiiiiiiiiiite!!
Dunno dat wun berry well… hao bowt dis wun?
(ai nawt noes hao tu mayks teh musiclol notes)
BloooooooooMOOOOONNNN…yu sawr meh standinin awlooonnn!!!!
on bloooooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaayooooooooooooooooooo!
wait, dat’s not saem song, izzit?
Shiiiiii wore Blooooooooooooooo Velvet!!
Oh hai, u kin finding deh halperz fur deh charackterz on deh Cheez Town Cryerz Charackter Map page.
Dont! Itz makez my brown iiz blue.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaylight
I must wait for the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunrise
I must think of all ouuuuuuuuuuuuuur lifes:
Aliens musn’t get in!
When the lolz goez
Teh aliens twill be a memory toooooooooooooo
And a new day…ooooooo dots…
[just don't let Janet sing. she will undo all our best efforts by attracting the aliens]
Janet attractz ebbreewun!! Eben wen shii not b singing.
Winnie, you’re my hero!!!
Dude…you really oughta up your standards…! (butt fanks) *snerk*
purdy kiddy.
*pant pant pant* jus come frum owtsyde *pant pant pant* teh temperatoor is *pant pant pant* 41 Degrees Celsius!!! * swoon – thud!*
Iz jus me or kitteh luk moar lik beebee puma than kitteh??
This is hysterical!
Bill Cosby cat?
Now THAT’s horror! Spandex should die.
I iz tu layzee tu reed awl teh commintz…did aneebodee ask whut kind o’ kitteh dat iz in the pickshur? An inkwiring (but layzee) mind wantz tu noe. Fangks!
NO SIT! NO SIT! I IZ HERE!
DO NOT WANT
Any1 elz tink dis kitteh looks like cuz Scuby Du
haha, he looks like scooby doo a little bit!