iz de scawy movie ova now?
iz de scawy movie ova now?
u mite nawt wantz 2 look behind u.
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Dis kitteh iz skaredz!
Woot woot, catena! Yoo leeds teh macrame! Whut wuld yoo lyke for drinkies and sillybrayshuns?
Eh mahcatreeteh, pleze!
*does hapi dans*
*dans dans dans*
Noe sohlt…
Kthx
I joyns yoo in yor happi danz!
*dance dance dance*
*happi happi happi*
Hooray for catena!
an anni, tu!
gremlin, ai snt yu eh frenz rekwest…mii yuza ID iz azevedan, thou…(lawng storee)
I acceptified yor frend rekwest.
Wuld yoo lyke a kold drink? Or a snak? I hear teh popcorms in this place ar delish!
*pulls a leeber adn teh clouds rayn down poppy corm wib melted butter adn jus’ a dash ob salt. Teh grownd is rapidly cubbered to a depf ob four feet.*
Hooray! It’z raynin popcorms! *runsarownd in teh popcorms lyke a krayzee kitteh*
I mayd us a silleh un-poem (I kalls it that kuz it has no meter or rhyme):
As the clouds opened up -
Angels, no snowflakes, no -
Popcorms! – Came down like blessings
In the butter-scented, salty rain. . .
Sillee gremlin, pomez donna needs teh meeturs oar rymz tu be reel pomez! Ai lykez it! Has gud imijree, adn feels gud awn teh tong, if ya kno whut ai meen.
*gigglols* Teh popcorms feels gud on teh tung, too!
Sumhao is snowing in July! These popcorms is majik! We kan has krismus nao too, pleez? *gives imploring look*
Oh yesh! Wif popcorms adn eggynogz adn tinselz adn Sandy Clawz adn a grate big TURKII!!1!
We can’t skip Septemburrr — mah hubcat & ai iz going to WDW for owr 10th anniversary.
Plz to nawt missing Hallolween, eever.
ooh Ai lyk dat; ’sillybrayshuns’ das gud.
Iz it saef 2 lukk naow?
ohai anni! hao r u? issa nawt nice down here…be big funner clouds owtside mai winder…do not want!
We haz had no rayn 2dai – yesserdai we had thunner, litenin an RAYN! Teh skie iz bowt 50% cleer.
Is mutch cooler dan lass week. fank CC.
ai sawded a forked lightnin awn mai way home yesserday…and dat wus it. wun flash! ai had a dissapointed. if cc was gunna soak me…or bc as it prolly was, dey cud at least hab given me a storm wurth teh watchin!
I’m seen fork litning, but nebber spoon litning oar nife litning. Yu can’t nom on clouds wibout teh proper utensils.
if yer gonna eat with yer finners den sum sheet litenin will hep contail the mess.
*nomnomnom*
Did yewz noe dat cumulus clouds tayst jus’ lyke chikkin?
adn yu nebber hafta wurry bowt dem bein dry!
wii haad teh nastii rainz bak hoem yehstadai…mus has maed eet ehkros teh pawnd
Iz owkay. The Shrub haz defeeted teh eebil monster adn teh moobee iz ober.
omg teh shrub man ftw! i readed it in tewdais paper…maded me laff fer a wile!
I hides heer in yor popcorms so teh monsters can’t fynd me, kthx!
yu winz fur lawngust en teh ty!
i’m in yr popcorms being cyute
Dey is awl myn nao *nom-nom-nom*
hay! gimme back. all doze popcorms are mien.
Iz ok. Iz rayning popcorms outsyde, furder up.
*gets’ out bumpreshoot*
*turns it upsidetown topsyturby so as to collect da popcorms fallin*
♪i’m siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingin in da corm
just siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingin in da corm
watta glooooooorrrrrrrriyus feline
it’s saaaaaaalty adn warm…….
Is it sayf tu nom mai way owtta dis bowl?
Yesh. Poppy Corn iz awlways sayf tu nom.
cute kitteh is cute
iz lickin all teh salt off so ur popcorms taste pheh. anna ai luk so kute an firsty so u getz me milkz
iz dat you , soontobeformerGov’nr?¡¿
I fink Sarah is Palin ak – ours is Palinsc, meybe the new gubbner of Souf Carolina?
my simpafies to SC, if datz da case.
An anagram ob yore niknaym iz Steep Awe.
yup. is Awe’l uphill from here…
eep! waste!
hmph.. i resembuls dat remarkable
Iz u kiddin, sweetpea? Teh reel Sarah Palin izzint smart enuf to figyur owt lolspeak, aifinkso. :devil:
Teh moobie cannot be ober — dere iz way moar popcorn!
*halps kitteh wif teh popcorn*
Kitteh-flavored popcorn?
pleh pleh. ucky, das nassy
popcorms – nao wif added furs!
*wispurrs*
We prefurr to cawl dat “fyburr.”
ohai, nightshayde! Fanks fer teh tip – I’d fergettid abowt teh fyburr…wich iz weerd, gibben hao much “fyburr” I haz laying arownd mai haos. (yesh, I needz to bacuum, but mai kitteh-pwners arnt so fond ov dat)
Der mustest be a way to chewn a vaccuum cleener mowtor sew iz teh saym freekwency az goggie whistles. Den it won’t upset kittehs.
*liddul ornj kitteh scramblols across da innertubes wif a kwikness*
*gets tanglol’d up in own feats*
*rollrollrollroll…roll………roll…stops infront 0 pwned*
*looks up*
ohai! how you r?
ohai sweetpea! Iz so gud to see yoo!
*gibs liddo orinj kitteh a snorgul*
I iz bery gud! Dr. TinyOncoCat finkso I iz duuing amazinkly well. Iz Day 323 – almost wun yeer! Whee!
(onlee wun bad fing — I thotso dat mebbe wif teh noo boicells moskeeters wuld ignore mii, being non-lokal blud n all, but NO! Moskeeters sez “Oooh, yum! Wii can haz noo exotic foodstuffs!” Mii, I iz awl Do Nawt Want! will bii a lawng summer wif teh buggies)
.
An hao yoo ar, mai deer fren?
planning a rode trip wif Janet! can you imajin??? Thelma & Louise, part 2th.
Y4 u part ur toofz?? I find dey werkz bedder if dey awl b rite neggst tu ee chudderz..
Don’t forgets taht a gap in teh teefs is spozed to me a mark of lustiness, according to Chaucer annywai… in teh Wife of Bath’s Tale, she sez “Gat-tothed I was, and that bicam me weel; I hadde the prente of seinte venus seel.” (Taht’s old-style Ingerlish, nawt Lolspeak, but we gets teh ideaz aifinkso.) So maybe teh Sweetpea gaps teh teefs to help teh comhither smyel?
I dont think deh sweetpea b needing dat kinda halp.
I wan’t go intu wut kinda halp shii duz need. :insert rollee eyez heer:
issa baby chizel! hims luk jus lyke dis kitteh…cept hims picks up teh poppycorms and walks off wid dem lyke a dog does lol
My beluvid Tux wud sit by my popcorm bowl an carfully hook teh popcorms owt wun ata time wif his paw an eat dems…he was sooo polite I nevur minded.
He ben at teh bridje a long time now…I still misses him sumtimes.
{{Duffy}} I has a wunderful piksur in my hed of Tux daintlee eeting popcorms!
least ur Tux had teh manners, Duffy! Chizel duz nawt….and duz nawt want i fink! hims is still wiv u in ur heart, Duffy an if u nebber furgets him, he will always b der
Of korse yor Tux kitteh is still in yor hart! They never reelly leevs us, mah fren; we karries them alwayz.
I sits and eets popcorms with yoo so yoo won’t be too lonely, K?
*sits down on a comfy chayr, pulls up teh pillo* Moar popcorms pleez?
Fanks all for having popcorms wif me…I gets some moar also cheezy ones an carmelly ones.
Here!
Yowza! Teh fancee wunz, hoo boy! *snarfs down sum popcorms with cheezy stuffs* Oh my, whut gud noms!
Wuld yoo lyke a kold refreshing drink? This being teh majikal innernets, we orders up whutever we wantz. Whut shall yoo has? I think I shall has sum homemade lemonade with mah popcorms. Is a perfekt summer’s day!
I has to be a littul caerful of getting tu stikky, as I am at wurk (dont tell) so I will just has a Diet Cokycola an yu can hav all the cheezy popcorms so I dont get ornage all over teh papurs also. (Teh ornaje fingerprintz is alwaes a givaway to teh boss.)
Teh orinj pawprintz is a ded giveaway! *hands Duffy a wet wipe*
Ohai! Ai can joyn U bof?
*magiklolly transfurms office chair into loungee been-bag, leans hed on Duffy’s leg to watch moovie*
Cn wii watch Born Frii after this?
A gud idee. Or mebbee Milo an Otis. I usedta luv teh kitteh in dat one.
*Offers kvnsgrrl majicly refilling popcorms bowl*
Luk owt for kittehs in your popcorm.
Ooh, lets watch dat, becuz Ai has neber seen it. If mai boss sees mii glued to teh screen, mebbe he’ll fink Aim akshully workin! An Ai cud definitely nom teh kitteh in teh pikshur, or at leeest snorgle him a lots.
*akxceps magicully refillung popcorms bowl and settlols in wif a happee sigh*
Eye used to has a BC tat eets the popumcorm lyke that! I miss her too.
Is it a play of the light, or is there a tiny grey vertical stripe between the kitteh’s eyes? Painfully cute, this little guy/doll.
*whispurs* I thot I saw that too. It matches teh cullur insyde teh liddel earsies. I kant tell if itz ackshuly anuther cullur inside teh eerz or if that is white eer-furrz. Teh tuxies is so kyoot. Teh whyte ibrao whiskurs, teh white reglar nose whiskurs, oh my . . .
*gibs gremlin a sooper esstry strenf CHRG wif drawrins uv poppykorms awn it* Heer put dis awn… protektify yoorself
*holds onto CHRG tite*
Whoo! That wuz klose! Fangs, caramelchef81!
ennitym mah fren! ai pikkded dees up wen ai wuz runnin errans teh ovver dai
**sets owt bawks uv sordid esstry strenf CHRGs fur ebberywun**
Dis pikshur be a lebel elebenty splort alurt!
U is gettin gud wif teh saves and teh almost-saves! Glad u r heer!
Yesh, yesh. And Ai am vulnerable to puppehs, not kittehs. This one is teh kyoot, tho.
skared kittehn iz in ur popcorm, addin….erm…budder.
Ai can has keddle korms?
Rut-roh, kitteh. Beddur cuvvur ur eyez. Dere iz a kissin scene next!
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Is this a kissing book?
Killed by pirates is good.
Teh Princess Bryde FTW!!
oooh, now tahts skary!!
(how do yoo make teh kissy fayses?)
I fink its : kiss : (wifhout teh spaces).
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Tofu, Froggyfrogerson, Mustang009, brymayasi an nennepus!!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caek wif choklit glaze, iskreem, sweet’n'krunchy popcorm balls, frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif maskses to dressing up liek yor favrit skary moovie monsters, liddle hadnheld video games wher yoo fire cheezburgers at teh incomng trolz, kandee, an colur-it-yorself alien stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-seven crayn in brite alien colurs (wif bilded-in sharperner!!) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Oh , Happi tayle birfdai cheez frenz!! And de great Tofu- Yay! Noms fudjy caek- yummy!
Wud dat be THE Tofu?
Happitayl Birfday to awl doze hazzin birfdays today!
*taeks a boks uv elebenty-seven craynz*
*starts coloring*
*iz bery content*
Hmm, ai wunderz – shud trollz gets cheezburgers, eben wen fyred frum a shooty-fing? Mebbe teh gaym shud be tu shoot barbed zingurz ob poynted wit at dem until dey fawls ober laffin. Dat wud be a tru acheebment, aifinkso!
Adn happy-tayl burfday tu awl teh burfday peeps!
OHMYCC, tudai iz Nennepus’s burfingdai? Happpi Burfing Dai Nennepus!!!!
ooh BIG eyes! Still get your behind out of my popcorn!
i tink that moobiestarred teh Milton Budder (alias Uncle Miltie).
He shure scarez tehheckelz out of me!
Awwww . . . Ah can haz dis tynee lilleh nom fer mah berry owns?
Iz lukks berry, berry tastified adn stuffs.
WANT!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . . . splort.
*Scoops up Rattipuss’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes wif saline*
*Putz dem beree caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif lawtsa dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif popcorms awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat possum.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
Oh, fank you! Fank you, KK!
Ah wuz halpless wif da kyoot. Ah fot Ah cud lukk fer jes a sekkind, but Ah gess Ah’m nawt az tuff az Ah fot Ah wuz.
Ah jus tukked wun tynee lilleh lukk liek dis an . . .
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEE (deep breaf) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . . . splort.
Is teh’ Popcornz sawlted?
Mearakul pawpkorn!
Iz tastee; philleeng; loewkal
an awlso comfee.
teh wurdprez nommed mii hikoo!
Mearakul pawpkorn!
Iz tastee; philleeng; loewkal
an awlso comfee.
I hinkz dis pawpkorn haz a bit tu much peppur awn it….o. Nebbur maind.
I gotta go to this theeter
Free kitteh w/evry larj popcorn!
Finully! poppykorms dats worf teh munnies!
cn we has SUM not sweetySUGAH fudz
4 not sweety-tooft n diabeetus peeps?
I r liek mai kittehs, i liek cheez
i also liek tha moon…
it r clos 2 us
we liekda moo-oo-oo-oo-oon
it up in da ski
but not as hi as dirijibools or zepplinz
n they go veree hi
we liek da moo-oo-oon
but not as much as CHEEZ
mebbe if u hidez urself unda the popkorn it will all go away…. k?
ha! I wonder if had butter all over him.
Diz kitteh sew cutez. Himz need tuh be prowtectuhd from duh scareyz. Himz make me lulzz.
Adorable, I can’t believe he can fit his entire body in there!
he is SOOOOO majorly CUTE!!!!
:-0
Totally!!! Awwwww!
***:-) I love these pics
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SEW KYOOT =D
Nao, wen dey get biggur…nawt sew kyoot. Den it be lyke, “Get outta mah fayce! Trying to watch moovie!” XD
:X Hoomanz will has kitteh hairz in their poppycorn! :O But iz k. dey r watchin scary mooviez.
“Oh noez! Don be scard! I get scard 2 but onlee if da movee ish about education and learning! *shivers in fear*
the cat is so cute!!!!!!