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Lol cats now with usb charging ports.
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Kitteh has a dongle!
Or mebbe kitteh IS a dongle…
Awlmoast a GMTA!
Is close enuf…
JINX!
Now you owes me a Coke…
Ai’ll bye u wun wen Ai flie to `Merica… doan’t hawld ur breff!
Ai haz a puzzulmint. In TTI, a jinx iz sumwun hoo brings bad lukk. Duz it meen sumfin diffrunt in `Merica?
In this case, when two people say the same thing at the same time, the first to shout “Jinx!” breaks the tie. When-and-where I was a wee lad, that meant the other person had to buy you a coke/soda pop/tonic. Your mileage may vary…
Mai Datcat yoost 2 sai “Longfellow my name first” I doan’t fink dere iz ennifing we sai – sept praps “snap”
When & where I growed up, it wuz “hook fingurs and wish”. Pinkie fingurs, ov course.
we called that pinkie swear!
how is u booklion? WARE is u? in Flolirida??
Ohai, skwirrlgrrl. I iz here, but I haz had (and am still hazzing) sutch a bizzy wif fambly I haz almost no ‘pyuter time.
Did yu haz a gud time in Verry Larrrge Canaydia?
oh YESH, and this wud be a good teim for me to give a VLTY to Uniquekitty and Plasticat for pikking me up at teh hairport, and to Prysma for sharing her time and her kittehs, and planning teh surprise boat ride, and to DK for driving me all over VLC!! It’s a bea-yootiful country, I highly recommends it for a summer vacashun!!
VLC is also quite wunnerful fer winter vaykashuns for dose who lyke messin about inna snow. Axualee, VLC is purty swell awl yeer round.
wii uuse tu sai ‘yu aowe mii eh beah’ (wif dat aksent)
Wi lykes it!
When I wuz liddel, mah older sisters always did this, just like Maus sez. They would say teh sayme thing and then yell – JINX! And then say verreh fast: Omicoke, omicoke, omicoke, SPLIT ONE! Omicoke, omicoke, omicoke, SPLIT ONE!!! (Omicoke = You owe me a Coke.)
Merikanizms, we has dem! . . .
For us, the person who did *not* say “jinx” first then could not speak until the person who *did* say it first lifted the jinx.
Dat eggsplanez teh link wiv wat Ai unnerstand “jinx” 2 meen!
to Maus n annipuss…rilly enjoy yur dialog bout “Jinx”…lotsa gud ones hear…The
hauls of learning open early hear at ICHC.
to annipus and Maus… In awl sin-sarah-ti, lurning bout “Jinx” and pinky-
promishes has bin so moishe fun today. Aim nu and
someties dont haz the rite wirds tu say….didnt mean to seam laik a smart-ash. Ai apeach-i-ate
hau grate awl yu guise are hear at ICHC.
Ohai, catta-cake! I also lerns sumthing noo every day here! A global and diverse community, we has it!
anom to that!
Plz to tell wot TTI stanz for? I nawt herd uv dat befoar.
Teeny Tiny Ingerland – England and before you ask, VLC – Very Large Canada
Oar iz dat a furry dongle?
GMTA!
Mind meldin agane!
Oh, nOez!!! I kan’t halping it!!
SSSPPPLLLOOORRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up cweenmj’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
OOOooooo Fankeez Annipuss!!
I needz most uv mai braynez tuday.
I b dribing tu Skedadlol tu seeing deh Marinerz game wif deh grated Cheezez!! I gitz tu staying wif Jamamammamamama!!! Will b sew much funz!!! JCH4K adn Tessm adn Teasel will b staying wif hur tu!!!
Wii will hazzing deh Jamama Pajama Party!!!
Oh, dear Cween, please to kwooshy skweezy eberywun at the Jamama Pajama party for me! (Not evverybuddy at teh Marinator’s game. Unless yu wants that mutcsh huggifying.)
I will b shur tu snorgloling ebbreewun at deh Jamama Pajama Party!! Adn sum uv deh peepz at deh Marinerz game!!!
ai haz such an excited too meet cheezland royaltee!!
*clappity clappity*
Ohai, booklion! I has nawt seen yoo lately! I hope yoo ar well and having a gud summer!
Cween – hav a wunnerful tyme meeting everywun. We has an envy. A beeg wun! Not liddel lyke that liddel mad that teh kitteh had teh uther day on teh wun LOL. But a BEEG envy!
Ohai, gremlin! Life haz been bizzy bizzy, and I haz to leeve (agin) in about 10 minnuts. But ohai to yu — I fink ov yu when I go by waterfalls, still full ov wadder ‘kauz it haz raineded so mutch, and pllez to greet Mr. G and Dexter fur me, too.
Will do! Mah sister hoo gayve me teh Dexter kitteh last summer is coming to vizzit me on Friedegg. We is both wundering whether he will rekognize her! And we is also going to vizzit Dexter’s bruther Skeeter hoo wuz adoptified by a frend of myne. Is gonna be a big day, kitteh-wize!
Tayke kayre! *shmmooo*
Likewise! *shmooo*
Doan’t stai up tawktawktawkin awl nite!
I finso wii b gairun teed tu du dat!
Gotta go shower and load deh Jeep adn hit deh road!! iz abowt 7-8 ower drive.
See uze guize later.
Schmooooooz tu awl!!
Dribe saef an lub 2 ebbriwun!
How about you learn the language, it’s part of the fun, and don’t be a troll.
Donut mind teh tee-ar-oh-ell-ell, Mezzomom. It apparentlee duzzint reuhlize dat “normal” iz a relativ term. In Cheezland, itz teh normal pplz dat speekifies lolspeak. Itz teh freeks dat duzzint unnerstand.
(dis, uv coarse, iz nawt direktid at teh pplz dat unnerstands lolspeak but duz nawt choose to use it — dey beez normal fur unnerstanding it in teh nawt sekkund place)
Fool of a Took!
Tihs kitteh needs tu be powured up, aifink.
aifinso y my puter nawt workity so gud. no furry dongle. heelio all Cheezfrenz! wunerful wunermus wed-nes-dayz to all
Ifinkso tahy a furry dongle wud maykz my com pewter haz a splort!1! It haz a weekness fur teh kyoots.
Tu remuve saiflee, aboid teh pointee ends.
@@@@@ Gud wun, KK!
an don pul teh tailio evn tho it luks laike teh plug; ifn yu pul teh tailio, den yu canst nawt aboid teh pointees.
Hey guys. I can’t wait until 12:34:56 today (07/08/09). Can you guess why?
Is taht as hie as u cans cownt?
Without using my toes? Yes…
snerk!!
almost made me snoffle tea on my pyuter.
Ohai, p d’B, I hopes yu r nawt wun ov the sinetists reported in the NYTimes, hoo maligned teh kittehs.
Teh linky to tehTimes blog, nd the commintses:
tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/07/in-scorn-and-praise-of-cats/?hp
Is teim gonna reset itself?
We haz passt dat heer, but wiv owr wai uv ritin teh dayt, we can haz it agane nekst munf!
oh cool maus! i dunno whut its calld but (snerk) its all da numbrs ina row!
ai saw wher is called “123456789 Day”
*eyeroll*
I wud download this kitteh… luks user frendly to me!
Beree user frendlee iffen is caered fur propurrlee.
I iz back, did anybody miss me?
:has a hopeful
Aw, 2K! We misst yoo! Welkums bak! Did yoo go sumwher phun?
{{2K}}
yesh I hadz lottsa fun!
Maine is so purty this time of the year.
ohai two_k! Ware has u bin?
I wuz in Maine, fur a wedding
ohai, two_k, wz it chilly there? We r nawt havving summer dis yeer, but I lykes it cool.
When yu going to DC?
Next week
Yay!
Duz it Mainely rain in Maine,
Oar is dat Spain,
Am ai bein a Paine?
No but u is sprainin my brain!
He hee! Sawree!
It was raining a lot
we is habing a very wet summer
on the east coast
I did manage to hike on Sunday, the only sunny day we had
Ooo! Yu’re lukkee! Send sum rain tu teh dessurrt plz! Heer itz blu skies an hawt, hawt, hawt!!!
Africat, we have had way, way abuvv normal rainfall amounts. I sendy yu sum cooling rain. Todya not to even reach 70ºF, a bit cool for July.
Africat, is u in teh giant dust storm I read abowt online??
Psst! Leeza! AfriCat bees waring hims kilt!
In a dust storm???
Noes, fankfully wii is dust free heer in Jeddah today. Butt (!) weve had sum doozies! Dey sumthymes cloase teh college fur teh day an send teh stoodints hoam ifn it getz too bad.
Ai sing dis refrain
AfriCat is nawt a paine.
It iz bery plain taht
mai ryme is insaine
an mai toast is whole-grain
Pfft! Dat smiley nawt luk laik lollin, luks moar laik heem needs a ruum wiv padded walls!
ai agreez, ai doan lyke teh ‘noo’ smilies
I also drove thru New Hampshire! Mebbeh I seed Uz
Plz rite 2 teh cheeses 2 ask dem fur owr awld smilies bakk. We wun wen WP gabe us awl fuglee abatars, we can win the propur smilies bakk!
unforshoomatelee iz pourin rain heer tew. Wii had tew nyce dais inna row, Sundai an Mundane an naow iz rite bak tew teh pleh cowldraineeyuk. Aifinkso wuz a bery short summer!
Teh brain down teh drain
yet wunse again…
but we dunt mind lozing our brains when a handsum man in a kilt is teh cause!
troo dat!
pointy ends come out when fully charged!
Hey guise, tihs is off topic, but tohse ob yoo who deel wib depreshun (adn ai noes ur owt dere!), haow do yoo motibate urselb to eet bedder adn get sum exercise? Ai bees habbing teh plehs fur awile naow. Maybee is thyme to chanj meds.
Sticking to a strict skaydule fur wurking out
Has U tried joining a class?
or hasing an eggsercise buddy?
I plan to joyne a yoga class. When mai sister lived in town we walked regularly, but she moved out of town several years ago, and I haven’t found anyone to replace her. Maybe ai cud has some other type of buddy?
yoga is gud, I lub the corpse pose the best
zzzzzzzzzzz
LOLz!
Check out flylady.net, at first glance it appears to be about organization and housecleaning but fly stands for Finally Loving Yourself, which is a powerful slogan for those of us who tend toward depression. They also help with adult ADD. Just reading some of the essays and other posts has helped me a lot!
Thanks – will do!
4p5k – iz eet dark thirty where ew bee?…sumtymes gittin a leetle ray o lite heps my cattitude…de dark sumtymes maykes mee de pleh! turn awn awll uv dem lites ebberyware en ebbery rum!
I have also gleaned some good info from there. It has a lot about SAHM stuff, and some cutesy lingo, but the gist of it is good stuff!
“Smawl acheevubble goles” – taht’s teh kee: Donut trai to chaynj ebbreefink, awlatwunse; yu R settin yursef oop to fayul an tehn is eben harder to motibate yursef. So sai “Toodai, Ai will eet 3 frootanvej porshuns”. Yu can do taht – taht’s pritty eesy! So tehn yu feel gud an can sai “OK tomorro Ai will eet 3 frootanvej an wark to sumwehr yu need to go”. An so awn. Teh depreshun/nawt eetin or eggs er sizin rite prolly snuk oop awn yu, bit bai bit, so trai puttin it rite bit bai bit too.
also plannin what U is gonna eat before hand wurks fur me.
(Out of lolspeak) I’ve been dealing with major depression recurrent since 1990, and I can say from my own experience, that over time I build up tolerance to certain meds. It may very well be time to change meds. Talk with your doctor and see what they suggest. I’m bad at exercise, so I bought myself a wii, and use that to play and exercise. And little goals are are the best, otherwise you set yourself up for filure and feed the flames of depression.
I stick to a schedule for my daily swim. The same group is there every morning, so we can talk about little things with no heavy interaction expected. It’s nice if you miss a day, people ask where you were, are you okay, etc. The discipline of a routine is very good for my exercise.
May I suggest that, if you don’t already do so, you meet with a psychiatrist to discuss your meds? S/he will have a more finely-granulated understanding of the various medications out there, the optimal dosage, and drug interactions. Bring with you a list of all prescription and over-the-counter meds you take, as well as of any herbal supplements you may take. A primary care physician or a social worker just doesn’t have the depth and breadth of knowledge that a psychiatrist can bring to bear on the subject.
*Takes deep breath, climbs down from soap-box.*
*Speaks from experience and 40 years’ treatment for depression*
{{{{4.5k}}}
*Hugz all teh peeps hoo sufferate frum teh dreded D.*
{{{{AfriCat}}}}
*wispers* R yoo waring ur kilt todai?
Fur yu deer lady, ob corse! Och aye!
*Joinz in hugz fur ebrybuddy hoo needs a littlol help*
Gud suggestion, Q. I haven’t seen a psych. in abowt 10 yeers.
Mai dotter, who is 19, appears to be in teh saem bote, but seh, clever grrl, has been talking to people about it adn seeking help.
Ai duzn’t haz a paput delibbered – so Ai haz 2 go owt ebbry dai fur a papur an teh eggsersize uv wawkin to geddit halps wiv teh depreshun an improobes teh appytite. Meds halp 2 an iffn teh wuns u aer taykin aer nawt halpin, u need 2 tawk to ur Dr. Playin heer halps 2!
Oh yesh, playin heer defnitlee halps!!
Adn nawt just teh playing, but teh expressions of caring adn lub.
{{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}}
*pownses on DK*
*
*liks her eer but does NOT bite it
Ur sister isn’t that far, not sew much really! U cud taek a quick ride owt there a couple tiem a week to swim or walk, cudn’t you?
Thanks a lot, guise. I think the current (lengthy) episode is due to a combination of several very stressful events in my life in the past couple of years, plus being on the same med for about 4 or 5 years. Now that my ankle is a lot better I can do some walking, which is my favourite exercise. The eating, however, is more difficult to deal with, since I live on my own and rarely do any real cooking anymore. Evening cravings are the worst – I’ve considered going to bed early to avoid them!
I cook for the week on the weekend,
it gets the cooking out of the way
and I has nootrishus and delishus fuds for the whole week
While I eating I try to follow this
half my is filled with veggies
quarter with lean protein and quarter with whole grain carbs
oops, I eated a word, I has a hongree
second last line should read half my plate
U eatud haf ur plait?
Um, which groop duz chonklitt fall into?
Doant furgit teh moast important anti-depressant uv all: Teh small, warm, furry body lyin awn yur chest an purrin laik a moturrbike!!!
No, nawt interruptin! Adn wot yoo sai is bery tru!
U can use chocklit to reward Urself, if U has been a gud kitteh!
Kittehs alwais bees gud!
I guess U hasn’t met my furry devils
Chokklit iz teh moast importunt fud, IMO! Ai haz diabeetus but Ai maek shore Ai haz wun peese uv 85% chokklitt ebbry dai!
Liddil Kitteh needz
batturreez chawrjjd wen no can
haz dyrekkt sunnlyte
Liddill Kitteh amz
clebbbur. Awll curldz up like Mowss
getz ekkstra cuddilz
Liddill Kitteh coodz
strrrrrretch owtz awn keeboard, butz dis
moar commfurttibill
Jack.
Ohai Jack – I lubs yr pome as alwaes…not shur if tihs bebbeh luks too comfurble jus now tho. Mebbe teh hinder end shud be mooved a littul bit west.
Oh, Jack! Ai jus figgered de dongle owt!…de bebbeh is layin where de leetle pyooter fan iz blowin sum warm ayr on himz leetle self!…eet gits rite warm by war det fan iz. aifinkso.
Oh hai
Ur report… it give me de snoozies…
teh kitteh likz teh wom sied ehf teh cahmputa
Oh noez, heds implozions immin, amin, hapning now!
Hoo gotz teh CCC? Oh noez! wolfkyt bin daon a long tyme!
*sweepsweepsweep up wolfkyt’s braynz*
*rinsrinsrins wif…wut we gotz….rootbeer tew sticky…found sum saline*
*patpatpat into teh hed*
*duckytape teh hedbonz bak togedder*
*snapz on new CHRG(wdoi)*
*leads bictim to splort recubbery lounj adn raps in floofy cheezpeeps blankie*
Nao yew jus rests heer and stayz away frum teh kyoots till fiils betteh!
oops fergotz teh hot choklit adn sordid truffles! Here you go!
hot choklit adn truffelz? wow! iz bein spoild gud here. Tank u four fixins ups ov de nooby.
No probs! *extends floofy paw uf frenship*
willcumz to cheezland! Ai am a noob tew, adn tihs iz teh frenliesst playce on teh innter toobs!
Is kitteh charging its lasers?
this cat is soooooo cute !!!!!!!!!
I wants to gathur her teenee sofness up a put her rite up ndr my neck so we can has a nap togither.
Alas, am wurking. No naps alloud here. *sigh*
Iz on yer MacBook, plugging mah harblz
thanks for your comments thsi is first time i got on the front page of lol cats
Concatululations! yay! and many happy returns…oooooo dots….
Iz in my pooper.
Yor kitteh iz chargin. plz w8 thwee 2 fiv ours 4 full charg veeah USB 2.0 port