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It must be borked.
aifinkso – happy dans, dans, dans fur {{ns}}
wud ewe lyke sum fresh red garden maters wid sum salts n peppas fur snaks, and mebe sum sparklee waturhs tu sillybrayt yur nawt sekkund tawp spot?
YAY fur NS!! Oh yum, garden fresh maters!!! My eye?
Ifinkso my keybord is borked!! Shuld have said May eye? I lub fresh maters wif salt an pepper. YUM!
3km – aifawtsew dat ewe acksudentallee skwerted yureseff inna eye wid mater joos.
I don’t finkso dat I lyke these smileys as much az da otters. JMHO
O tankyew, 3KM – ai bin wundrin ifn ai lostid sum moar brayn sells, cos sumfing jus lukkd …. um, diffrint, sumhao, sept ai dint kwite noes wat. An ai agreee – teh otters bees mushlee kyootur dan awlmoast enneefing.
Oooh – dat sownds deliteful! Fankies, Griffyn.
Ai lubs mah maters wif salt n peppa. Aifink ai will haz teh unfizzee waddur tho. Dat leevs moar sparklee waddur fur ennywun else dat wants it. 
Oh hai, ns! I lubs yore pritty ohai kittey in hurs gnu outfit!
Congy Rats, 2!
*pores fizzy wadder*
*razes glass in teh air*
Cheerz!
Fankies, Kitkay! Aifink soon ai will chaynj agin into teh tan Hello Kitteh standin next to a surfboard (if it doesn’t look too phallic in such a tiny format
)
cawngratzulashuns, nightshayde, awn yur ‘nawt sekkund’!
Ai haz lawsii slowh cannekshun heah
Conga ratz NS! **does moonwalk dans** Yu wud lyke sum kewkumbur salad ai mayde wif kewkumburs frum teh garden? Ai mayde it yesturdai, iz mush beddur teh nawt-fird day!
nom, nommy ph – didja hav nuff lefovver sallit fur de cheezfrens? huh, didja huh? huh…sowns nomilicious!..wiv sum maters…oh, gib mee few minnits an ai kin whip ups sum pastas an we kin stir yem altogetherlikedis…kin ewe sai NOM?!?!?
Oh yum!! Want!!
Yesh Yesh Yesh! Darez enuff fur eberreewun! **waytes ankshushlee furr pasta salad** Ai mayde sum pasta salad fur fourf ov July, butt (!) mai matturs are nawt reddee yet, sew was nawt as gud! **drools**
Ooops, ai ment ‘mayturs’ nawt matturs.
Grif comez bak wif akwikness – draynz, draynz, draynz de pastas – rinsh, rinsh, rinsh de pastas wid de cold watturs – shayk, shayk, shayk awf de cold watturs – Hear wee goe – inna Beeg Bowl sew wee kin stur up awl our greedients..Stur, stur, stur…okey dokey..ebberybuddee – hep yursefs tu nommy maters an kukes an pastas sallit!…community sallit!
We have home-grown cherry tomatoes ready to eat — SO yummy. Our regular size tomatoes are growing like mad, but they’re all still green. If they all ripen at once, I’m going to have to make a LOT of tomato things (I already know I want to make a phyllo-tomato tart). We got two zucchini from our plants today — sauteed one up in butter & lemon juice. NOM. There are a couple more ripe ones on the plants.
Mom planted all these things in those new-fangled Topsy Turvy planters. Those things are AMAZING. I’ve never seen tomato plants grow so quickly & produce so much fruit!
**hazza jellus** Ai kant wayte till our gardin comes in awl teh wai. I make a kind ov ‘lasagna’ wif layurs of slices ov zucchini, provolone, tamattas, mottsarella, skwash, provolone, repeet till yur dish iz full, denn put mottsarella anna liddlol parmeezhan an maybe a liddlol buddured breedcrumz awn top. Iz nommy! Wow, dat wuz a lawng post!
Yu kin put zucchiniz in dose fings? Weave bean eye-in dose fings!
“bean-eye?”
Grilled zucchini is da Great! I kut mine in chunks (easy peezy) an marinate in italian dressing wif a little fresh ground pepper an touch uf salt an grill. Yummy! I skew dem tu make easier tu turn.
U addz sum peppurs, mushyruums and unyums and mebbe sum chikkin adn u haz teh gud noms!
Oh Yeah!! Or sum steak!! Woot, woot! I generally skew an grill mine steak seperate so I kan git da veggies were I want dem wifowt habbin raw chikken.
Or chikken. No raw chikken an no obber kooked steak.
mebe we close dis door it be cooler – no, wait, dat nawt rite.
* shaeks hed sadlee *
It nawt be cooler until teh hoominz add teh Ice adn teh waddurs kittehs
Yay WRr – hurd yure bahhd newz/gud newz bout werk and stoopy eye-tee peeps (nawt sai dat tu lowd cuz won ov dem jes de-toxed my laptawp pyooter ov de dedly toxic byrus)- yay ewe!
“Mahcoh” “Pawllo”
iz dat teh dood hoo inbented ’sketti?
Yay! we can goze awn piknikz.
Kitteh waiten patiently fur hooman tu put der fish in dere.
And teh hambergur meet and teh hawtdawgs and teh steke and…
Cheeze!! Nawt furgit da cheez sillihoomans!
Cheezes Twise!!
Cheez!
Cheez!
eye wuz hoepin taht teh steemd Philleep wud enlyten us awl.
butt mebbeh it haz fawlen 2 mii 2 spain taht tihs am teh noo cool bershun ov teh srowdingur sperrymint. Tra lah!!
an teh extry balew ov it am taht in teh rijinul teh spearmint wuz spoyld bai teh hewmin luukin. sew teh noo bershun haz teh tew kittehs sew taht wun ov tehm kan luk an tel teh hewmins bowt it laytur. simpuls!! snerk!
owbur tew yu Igor….
nao wheel yew guize get wiv teh programm an kwit tawkin bout freezurs, borkt oar knot, piknix an sutch. wii am tryn 2 du reel sighenzs hear!!
butt if ennywunz intrestid – tehr am teh hawf meltid popsikkul in der sumplaice….
*skurreez abowt lukking fur deh popsikklol*
Ohai cweenmj. Ai haz a happitayl tudai. Wii gotted cheezland bak at wurks, adn teh plummur adn lectrishun bof wurked tudai awn mai haws
WheeeeeHaw!!!! glad u gotted deh ICHC bak…. wud b lonelee heer wifowt u!!
Did u git plummer butt crak adn lektrishun butt crak at deh same tiyme??? EW!!!
Ai stayed aowt uf teh way. dem wuz wurkin so ai nawt gib dem an egg scuse tu stawp
Ai haz dehscoffad dat Ai cantz mak cahmmentz awn dis laptawp iffen Ai uz eh website link tu mii profiel. so…iffen yu wantz tu frenz mii (plese!), iz pictures-by-azevedan
Kthxbai
Ai wuz habing da saem prollem a whyle ago and dis seemd to halp. Iffin Ai wunted mai naem to be bloo Ai usually put the link to my profile az: h t t p://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-Kat_Dawg/
But eberytime Ai did that WP wuld nom mai comment. Ai discobered (quite akksidentally) dat iffin Ai put the link to my profile az:
h t t p://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=Kat_Dawg
Maybee iffin you try dat it willz halp yoo tu! Gud Lukk!
Umm…(ooh dots) inkompleet thoughts Ai haz dem. After re-reeding my post it seems Ai haz forgotted to finish. Wat Ai wuz tryin to sai iz dis:
h t t p://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-Kat_Dawg/
makes WP nom mai comments. And dis:
h t t p://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=Kat_Dawg
letz mee haz a bloo naem.
ohai, kats, dawgs and cats. Ai knot doo teh bloo yet, dunno house.
budd ai hassa weerd prolbem. Winnebber ai rites commints, dey awl beez unnderlyned wiff red. WT Heck is rong wiff teh spellckek?
Teh sillee pplz dat programmifies spellczech cleerlee duzzint speek teh langwij.
Ai duzzint liek deez smilies. Ai iz tryin to haz an opun mind abowt dem, but itz nawt werkin so well akshullee.
Ohai NS, did U get mai halps on teh otter lol? Oar can ai haz teh martoonies?
*Roffles* *roffles some moar*
dis bein eh tes
Othx, Kat_Dawg!!! Dat be wurkken!
*dose hapi dans*
*dans dans dans*
oopsey…trize ehgen
wukz naw.
Kthxbai
BC says, “Dis wut tehy meen by H*ll freezing ober?!?!” ;D
*Take 2*
yah, an dis knot R handbaskit, ware beez R handbasket? Wii naught goez 2 H*ll in sum stoopy plasik baux!!!
Aifink tehse bee tu cule cats.
Oar maibee tehy is cuuler cats.
*snerk*
dey bees two cule fore dare cuuler!
(ohai, KK!)
Ohai Kitkay!
Ekksploarurr Kittehz
fassinaytudd wif grayt beeg
shynee Trezzurr Chesst
Ekksploarurr Kittehz
pusht upz t3h prittee lidz andz
den slithurrd insyde
Ekksploarurr Kittehz
diskubbur dat dayrz no Trezzurr
hydeengz in t3h Chesst
Trezzurr Chesst amz “Pleh!”
Awllso nawtz a sayf playss 4
Kittehz 2 habz Napz
Ekksploarurr Kittehz
shoodz clymz up awn Windo Sill.
Lawtz suffz 2 watchz dayr!
Jack.
**putz awn troll mask** Eww, stinkee! Iz berry danjrus furr kittehs tu be in kooler! Obveezlee no wun watshin dem, sinze no wun wuz dere tu tayke dis pikshur **oops, troll mask slipped a liddlol**
**Taykes troll mask off, taykes deep breff of fresh ayre**
Grey kittehs (cud dey be tuxxies? aifinkso!) WANT!
PH – ai almost borryed yur tee-are-oh-elle-elle mask tu sai dat – nawt sew funnee – coolers mayk ayre tite seallions an kin keel enny libbin ting dat acksudentallee fallz innit…. IRL we accidentally killed catfish this way when we were transferring fingerlings from one pond to another – had a beeg sowwy affter dat.
Wee did teh sayme fing wif sum fishees we wur trine tu bring hoam. No oggzyjun, do nawt want. Ai felt bad furr a lawng time bowt dem fishees. Sownds weerd, since we were gonna eet dem ineewai, butt….odotz!
lawl funee pic idk wat 2 say. its mah 1st comment lawl ^.^
**Red comez in, luukin lyk sumfin BC dragged in**
Alrite, wares teh takeela?
Basemint cat obvious has the gud taste, hears sum Tres Mujeres añejo fer yew.
unlest yew wanna jest git doan an nasty and slam the claro wiff limes and salt, in which caes we hab sum Cuervo Blanco. It werx fast an inna mornin yew wont suffer frum de hedake (yewl be in tew mush pain in yer tummy).
Fanks, Judson!
I finkso I jes wanna get down an nastee tonite.
Otay!
*Judson line up the botlol, salt shaker, and lime wedges*
Fire at will!
Onlee ifn Will tryez to tayk my tekillya!
Ohai red, Ai has teh happee gnus. U can reed it awn teh last lol oar the wun before dat
WRr! U iz bak!
**runz up to WRr an gibs him beeg hug**
Ifinkso my dai will beat yurs red! I kannawt xchange war stories heer, tu embarrasing!
*hands red biiiggg bottle uf tukillya* Sorri I missed yur call, iz awn da fone tu sister! Blah,blah,blah!
Fanks frenz.
Plz to leevin teh bottlol.
I haz had day frum yoo-kno-ware. Aftur werk, I hadda go to Lexington, ware a gurl awlmoast hitted my car!
I wuz finkin, “Ifn u hit me, I will come up outta dis Toyota, drag u outta ur car by ur hare, an beet u ware we stand!”
I finkso I got ur mood, 3km.
Whew! Finalli off da fone!! Iz yu still here red?
No.
**runz an hydez behynd WRr**
Careful red, teh nawt YNG plummur iz bak der wif teh luus fitting pants!!
Tayle him “Jes say nope to crak.”
Ai nawt tellz him ennyfing. dis wun akshully iz wurking
I finkso u an I need teh bakayshun.
Wadda ya say — yoo, me, a pynt of takeela, a bocks of Zebra cayks an teh Dayz Inn?
onlee teh pynt? U meens teh short weekend yess?
Okay, get teh BEEG bottlol den!
WHY are yu hyden frum mii?? BTW, I kan see yur feet, unless WWr haz growed xtra wunz.
Why am I hidin? No reezun.
BTW, Yu just had a baykayshun!!!!!
Dat wuz 3 munfs ago!
3km – I saw a magnit dat u wud lub: “Those who are looking for a husband have obviously never had one.”
ANOM tu dat magnit!
Duz U need T.E.T.s beeting stik tudai red?
No fanks. I wud rathur has teh pleshur of beetin peeplol wif my bare hanz.
Tehy shud bee glad u is nawt beeting tehm wif bear hands!
Ai noes, taht joek wuz grizzlee.
I will tayk ur pikshur wif my Kodiak camra.
:snerk:
A beetin’ ob blak and bruin!
kthanxbai!
I lub my hubbi, howebber, sumtymes I du NAWT lyke hyme! Sumtymes bein “wif partner” iz obberrated.
Aiz bean watshun teh MJ fing awn VH1 – Ai saw sum at wurk, butt dis is teh bestest part furr ineewun nawt seen it.
Ai nose him nawt popular sumtimes, an ai teh furst wun tu sai ai hab mai dowts bowt him, but furr tudai, ai aknowledge himz gud deeds, ov witch dere wuz lawts.
Mawm! teh koolurrz borkeded agenz!!
DK!
**runz up to DK an hedbonks him**
Ware u been kiddo?
Ohai, DK!
Where yu been awl summer?
Wale frends, ai is turnin in sune. Hassa lawng wirk-studee shift at teh libraree tumorro. Iffen is nawt tu bizzee wil czech in. Mai supivisur lieks kittehs tu.
‘Nite, KK!
nite nite
don letz teh bahdbugz biet
but dis eez where all da popular kats hang, onlee der usualee drinken sumthin….
W00t!! w00t!!!
I b awl egg sited!!! I iz pakked adn reddy tu roll!! tumorrow morning I dribingz tu JamamaamamamammamaKittyz adn den Furzday wii goez tu deh Marinerz game adn seeing lotz adn lotz adn lotza Cheezpeepz!!
Whoooo Hoooooo!!!
Ooooh, I hazza happee foar u!
O ai hopz tu se yu dere!
Kan’t wayt tu meeting u IRL!!!
ohai mai Cween…….yew fink dose d’recshuns will werk for you?? i can’t wait!!!!!
I got deh d’rekshunz printingifyed owt and programmed intu mai GPS!!! I b reddy!!!!
h’ray!!! an we gets j-pak at the airport too! oh my last nite ob peas n quiet fur a lil bit!! LOL
schmooo to supt….wish himz cud come toooooo
He sez datz ok, he’d just git in deh way wanting tu supervize deh bawl game…. Hii b wishing us awl a fun tyme adn sending schmooooz bak atcha.
Ober deh riber and frew deh woodz,
tu Jamamakittyz howse I go,
Deh GPS noze deh way
Tu keery MJ
Az ober deh hillz wii go!!!!!
tra laaaaa!!! bravissimo!!!
*takez a bow*
*Waivez gaylee tu krowd*
SCHMOOOOOO!!!!!!!
awww, ai haz such a happee (an a liddlol jelus) fer awl cheezfrends whoo iz goin tew teh gaim. Haz a grate tyme!!
ohai cmj!
haow lawng iz u gonna beez in da skeddadle area? da hole cat fambli- me n gascat n fishykitteh n spoose r naow libbin on da bainbridge island jus acrost da “pond” frum skeddle!
I noe canz mak da game ( si..) butz I wud lub ta c u!
I libbin in a teeny tiny caben in da wud hear! Iz coot but small- n Iz got 7 chikibiddies naow! ( deh beez fishykittehs but I takez carez ub dem.
momcat
Ohai Momcat – CweenMJ mite nawt see yur commet heer; klik awn her blu naem or go to CheezTownCryer to emayul her.
Lots ob Cheezpeeps R goin an Ai’s shor tehy’d lub to see yu!
Nite peepz!!! Bii safe, an take kare uf yurselfs! Sii yu tu marrow!
Frenz, I finkso I need to be goin to bed. Mebbe gettin sum sleep will halp wif teh beeg grumpee I has had.
‘Nytol!
Nite rhsb. U needz sumwun tu tuks u in?
Cute!
Kittehs no can feels teh heatses! That’s why u see ur kitteh lyin in sunbeam in ninteh degrees!
Days jes trinna be cool cats.
your blast was so funny because it is so TRUE! the ones i really hate are “enVELop” and “ambuLANCE”, i mean steriotypes are so funny because they’re all true!
is dere ice in thur??