Apparently, Basement cat felt that 4 horsemen weren’t quite enough for his purposes.
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Elebenty kittehs! Oh noes!
We is beset by teh basement kittehs of teh apokalypze!
wee are? oh, gud! yay!
done bee skerred, grmelin! hide doon hear in dis safety plaze!
*twitchytendrilstriptrapswitch*
Hey! Watch those twitchy liddel tendrils!
*sprays twitchy tendril de-twitchifier on sweetpea*
There! Thatz beddur!
mmmmmm. bergamot. fangs.
*reaches out to hug grmelin, accidentally trips trap door*
whhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*gremlin slides doon da shuut
*but befoar teh trap door shuts, a rope made of elven methril snakes out frum Gremlin’s hands, and anchors her safely above the trap door*
Aha! I just luvs this methril rope; it coems in so handy at teh oddest of tymes!
ohnoooooooooes the acatpolys
@@@@@ Gud wun, sweetpea!
aplolcatlypse? polecatplolys?
*wanders over to da Greasy Spoonerism Calf Aye*
any Surly Curry todae?
mayder dee will be wiff yew monentaire, he’s incomm… incomode… he hadda shake a teat.
EWWWWW! Datz wun ugglee eemoteekahn! Luuks like a shooting match, nawt a smilee!
or a yello bowling bawl!
Soe him summund up a hole stud
Free nawt-sekkinds! Concatulayshuns!
Fur gremlin, sweetpea adn annipuss! Dansdansdanstwirlspinwump! oopsies.
you ‘kay?
*halps mezzomom up*
Fangs! Tew left feets, I haz dem!
We duz teh dans of joi? Oh yesh! We duz! I joyns yoo:
*spin spin twirl twirl hop hop!*
*caper caper prantz prantz – JAZZ paws!*
Der’s nuffin betturer den teh JAZZ PAWS!
can be ruff finding shews wiff tew lefts.
Gremlin, Sweetpea, and Anni – the 3 horsemen of the Alolcalypse.
Lessee, lessee – conquest, war, famine, and death . . . hmm. Which wun shall I be? It is so-o-o-o hard to chooze!
deff, doom, er destrukshun
Hmmm. You could choose two, and Swee’pea and Anni could each have one…
flood fyre er famin
crud crap er corrunshun
take yr pik: you awreddy conquest’d owr hearts wif da stories bout hubcat, you be failrly wary of the tendrils, you kill us wif yr humor; mmm famine…well, you prolly starve da kitteh, at least that’s the tale of woe the kitteh tales.
Yah, rite, and if yoo beleev whut that (supposedly starvin but akshuly well-fed!) kitteh tells yoo, ayll tell yoo anuther tawl tale!
*takes off helmut*
*shakes out hare*
I yam no man!
*takes off mah helmut too*
*luxuriatingly shaykes owt long dark blonde tresses*
I yam no man neeither!
Eyowin mai herowin! Umm, tuu ob u?
Et two, Eowin? *snerkle*
mais oui.
Ai hazn’t got a helmit, but Ai doan’t fink Ai aer a man.
Nope! Yoo is nawt!
We kans be teh 4 horse-wimmans of teh acatpolypse, kthx!
Strangely enuff, I just watched teh Clint Eastwood movie Pale Rider last week. So purhaps if I hasta choose . . . I will ride teh pale horse . . .
Ai nebber rided a horse. Ai did get sat awn a cow wuns – it had handelbarz!
Um . . mayk that 3 horse-wimmans. (My lak of cowntink skills, let me show yoo them.)
I has rided a horse but nawt in a lawng, lawng tyme. Wuz nawt lyke I wuz an eggsport or ennything, neeither.
But this here being teh Internets, wher ennything kin happin, I figgers we will mayk eggsalad horse-wimmins!
not yet sweetpea, that comes during the cyclops scene.
Reference to Oddyseus and Cyclops, FTW. (*wisspurrs – that’s the ref you meant, right?)
well, that, and the Lode of the Rigns. We loves to mix da meta forz !
Well, mix my metaphor, mamma
um ok, yew jest git comfy while I set up the kwipment.
I wuz finking Odysee but the Lore of de Dings mite werk tew.
Aifink teh next tiem ai gets a gurl kitteh, hur nayme will be “Meowyn.”
Minions! Millions ob Minions!
Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellennnnnnnnnt…
yum, minyuns …..
Fried minyum rings. My favorite…
Dey ar feends, nawt fud.
Repeet affer me… feends, nawt fud.
Du we needs a benefit konsert?
Teh hord ob minyuns ar kumming fur us awl
Prepayr ye awl fur deff bai snorgulashun
‘out of the fog, into the smog (kaff kaff) on they came, doggedly (arf arf), ruthlessly (I wunner ware Ruth is?) …’
“…crossed MacArthur park and walked into a grey sandstone building (OW! My nose!)…”
‘a left a Drucker and Forf, a right at Forf and Drucker, a left, a right, a left and he’s down!’
No anchoviezez? Yu can has teh rong man! Ai spellz mai naim… BaismentKitteh!
Ai is heer! Yu is Ruth-less no mor!
u luks pretty Ruth-full to me!
As Jim Morrison sang (sorta): “Feen and ruthful on teh western plains . . . “
so, wii haz teh for horsiemen, the seben deddlee sinz, an wuht elze fer teh odder ellebenty minnun-kittehs? (an ar teh kittehz oteh wif being minnuns?)
8 wondurrs of the whirled
Teh small kittehs are not big enough to be minions. They haz to be mignonettes
shamwowing my lunch beverij orf my screen…
Q – yew kill me!
Happy to be of any little assistance, Judson!
Dat smells lubblee!
LOL!
‘They’re coming to get you Barbara’
they’re coming to take me away!
Tu teh funni farm!
Where life is wonderful all the time…
Ohai Ebil Maus!! It’z bin a wile! Hao goze teh werld dominashun plans? Oh – an iz teh life yur kinda wunnerful, or mine?
Howdy, PB2K! The world domination plans are on-hold temporarily while I help Maus with his daughter’s wedding next week…
ooh!! Congrats to the Familie Maus!! Please to be gud-hepful, EM, nawt ebil-hepful…
I will. I have received my “marching orders” from Mrs. Maus, the bride-to-be, and her cats.
Ohai EM! Yure lukkin speshullee ebil tudai! Pleez tu pass mai conga-ratz tu Maus an himz daughter an famblee!
*wunderz wut kind ob “help” ebil maus will contribyoot…*
wayt, yor not doing teh catering, are yoo?
And I’ll be happy to see those nice black cats and they’re coming to take me away!
Yoo forgot teh “ha-ha!”
I wasn’t happy about it.
Ha ha, hee hee, ho ho…
tu teh kitteh fahm…
Kitteh farm? WANT!
mee too! mee too!
Where life is beautimous, life is gai
Is this from Stephen King’s Sleepwalkers?
Zombies!!
kwik, hide ur branes!
Um… well mabbeh that’s unnessassary here….
hey! I resemble dat remark!
Soe du Ai!
Iz teh Basement Cat’s hurd?
An ol lolcat wen rydn owt wun darc n windee dai
apwn a rij him restd az him wint alawng himz wai
win awl at wuns a mytee hurd ov red-ai’d lolcows him c
A-plaoin thru teh ragg’d sky n up teh clowd’d draw
Themz branz were stil awn fyr n dere feets b mayd ov steel
Themz hornz b blak n shinee n dere hot bref him cuud fiil
A bolt of fiir went thru him az dey thundre thru teh sky
4 him saw teh Ryderz comin hard n him hurd dere mornful cry
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Gost Rydrz n teh sky
Dere faysis b gont, dere i’z b blurd, dere furz all sok’d wif swet
Himz rydn hard tu cach dat hurd, but him no can has cotted ‘em yet
‘Coz dey can has 4evur rydn awn dat raynj up n teh sky
On horziz snortin fyr
As dey ryd awn heer dere cry
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Gost Rydrz n teh sky
Az teh rydrz rode awn bai him him hurd wun cawl himz naym
If u can has sayvn ur sould frum Basement Cat a-rydn awn ar raynj
Den lolcat chaynj ur waiz tudai or u can has rydz wif us
Tryin tu cach teh Basement Cat’s hurd, acraws dese 4evur skyz
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Gost Rydrz n teh sky
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Gost Rydrz n teh sky
yay, taht wuz brillyunt!! (i lubs teh lolsongs! ♥ )
Mass-tur-full translayshun Patrick!
*baos bee4 teh masster*
varii nighse! ai luv dat sawng – Teh Awtlawhz vershun
This am wun of my favrite songs.
Ai wuz singin it — nawt so well — in furst grayed — wai last millololloeniumlolm
We iz here fur Ur sole
Jest fur teh halibut.
It’s awl a fluke!
Sumfing abawt taht tale is fishee.
Yur jus bein crabbee!
aifinkso i needa haddock a talkee wif u
*luuks arownd*
Wut kind uv plaice IS dis ennywaiz?
is teh mosest wunermaus place to “flounder” aroun in an tuna out teh restest uv teh world
Mus bii won awf dose gai Arahb bika sooshii bahs
(mii awl-tyme favriet moovii qoet!)
Is u feeling crappie nightshayde?
****smax sef inna forhead**** i cod uv had a V8
noknoknok….salmon at teh door!
anchovie gonna answer it
Woah, it’s the shadowy cats from Tailchaser. o-o
Kittehz cumz owtz atz
nyte 2 swimz inz shaddoz andz
beez wun wiff t3h Moon
Kittehz glyde awn sawfft
sillkunn pawz az kwyett az
t3h vellvettee breeze
Kittehz meltz n2
t3h dawrkness. Oanlee reeveelz
demselvvz awn dayr turmz!
Jack.
Jack Deth, hikuah,
Dese bii verii verii gud
Ai likz imajree!
Lawst en teh docknez
Ai surch fur yur guydeen lite
Bawt daynjur cawlz mii
Okeh, I has a skeered.
How duz one tell if all teh lazer-eied lurkers are hungree? I am feeling edible.
Ima firin mah lazor.
*feels Duffy*
Yup, qwite ediblol!
I has a flavur? I hoep iz nise, like strawmberry.
NO WAIT! I TAKES IT BAK!! I TASTES LIKE MOLDY SOX WIF GARLIK AN DRIER LINT FLAVUR!!
“We are Legion!!”… *yikes*
hmmm… mai interwebs appearz half-borked. can see ICHC commints, but nawt pikshurs. facebook loads, but not cnn. ennywun else?
Is there a kitteh blocking ur wifi siganal?
ooh, ai donut fink so…
akshullee, now teh pikshur is showing up for nawt-sekkund time in elebenty tries! *shrug*
Or is ther a Kitteh Between User and Compooter?
Oh noes, teh dredded: KBU&C error!
I gets that a lot. Zoe likes to sit between me and teh laptop and tries to catch that crazy arrow that moves around on teh screen.
So if one day teh innernets get erasified on accident, it was probly Zoe. She’s sry in advance. (But she’s so cute!)
LCB’s kitteh stole teh internets! Why am ay nawt sorpryzed . . . ?
Why u is not surprized? Lessee. Could it be because u…
Alreddy knowed about it
Bangeded ur hed and has amkneesia
Can’t raise ur eyebrows because someone taped them down
Divined it via ESP
Emotionally stunted
F…
Falled down and can’t get up
Got a tip-off
Had a premonishun
I…
Inkwired (inkwiring mynds is inkwiring) and wuz toled
Just walked by and notissed teh internetts wuz down
Kicked mahself in teh shins, it wuz so ovvious
L . . .
Itchy nose foretold trouble
Just because
K…
Intuition yew haz it
Jumped tew conclewshuns
Kittey tole yew allreddy
L…
Lissend to teh raydio and they sedso
Mayd up mah mynd to beleev it
Nope, nope, it cannawt be, nawt owr LCB and her kittehs!
O . . .
Oprah sed so
Peeked into teh future in teh past
Quit being surprised for Lent, forgot to unquit
R…
Repeeted kwitting and unkwitting even tho itz nawt Lent ennymoar
Saw it on teh TV gnus last nite
Tuk a luk at teh stars in teh sky and they spellt it owt kleerly
U . . .
Reesunned dat it wuz nawt paws-ible,
Sez tu mahselfs- LCB, hur noes betturer,
Tu assume, oar nawt tu assume dat be da kweshun
U…
Reelized it wuz teh onlee reesunable konklooshun
Saw teh lite
Took it fer granted
U…
Unborkt teh internets with mah own kitteh! And then reborkt them (oh noes!)
Verreh verreh kayrfully lissened to teh voyces of teh universe
Went to teh Incyklopedya and lukkt it up
X . . .
X-tra speshul X-tra terrestrial insites frum aliyens
Yused to reed palms, just red mah own and lernd it ther
Zebras ran by, tore off theyr strypes, and leept pale and naykid into teh lokal swimming hole karrying sines tellin me teh gnus!
Ai getz taht tew frum Paintball. Her lykes to stand in frunt uv teh monnytur adn…..fink. Wut tew dew nao? Hmmm…..Oh yah, adn shed on teh desk sew teh maussee goez kattywampus! (maussees don’t laik dust adn cat hayr sew myne wurk nawt sew gud akshullee)
I was havening prollems wif some laptop keys getting stucked. I cleaned out teh keybroad and there was enuff cat hairs innit to make quite a large hairball.
O hai LCB! Didn’t think anyone remembered me. I are still in da law skool. Bleh! Been many busies, with the studying and writings my fiction — zombie lolyers are fun. I still looks at lolcats, even if I don’t joins in!
ar yu VeePeeNd? dat awlwayz bii mehssen wif miien
so wut playges will be bringed by teh elebenty lolcats ob teh apocatlolcalypse?
Apathy
Bedhead
Colonoscopies
Dogbreath
Ennui
F…
Feng Shui all rong
Giant ants on ur sholders
Hair on ur cinnamon babka
I…
Flies
Grasshopperz
Hooman errerrerror
I…
Innerchoob problems
Jumpin jehoshphat
Kitteh litteh pleh
L…
Lotsa hayrballz
Milk spilled
Noes, Oh!
Oh Noes!
P…
Pleh all day long, feeling
Quite quarrelsome and querulous
Rotten luck
S…
Plotting pussycatz
Queschunabble sannity
Rilly rilly big hayrballz
S…..
Sloshed mustelids.
yep, yew heard it here nawt-second.
let this be a lessun to all of us.
badger. drunk badger.
.
T …
O.O whoa. yup, stay away frum thoze overripe cherries.
Terra firma nawt kwyte so firma
Undulating wayves of grayn (i herd it in teh anthum, it must be troo!)
Vwls stln frm th lngwdg!
Silly Sawngs
Tuns ob tuna fallin frum teh sky
Unusual ululations
V…
very unusual
xylophones playin in teh distance
yep, we are teh happee Cheezpeeple
Z…..
Zebra caikes fur snakkypooz
TA DA!!!
That’s actually pretty creepy…
no no no. Lil Debbie Zebra caikes. deh hab teh chonklit stripes onna white frosted cake
clappittee clappittee clappittee Mezzomom. Brilliumpt anna yummy nom
Apocalolloypse nao!!
Dere out ta git yoo, sumfing eebul’s lerking in da dark
reminds me of that scene from the Stephen King movie about the cat people.
(Cues up “Boudicea” by Enya…)
Yeah, that was the first thing I thought when I saw the pic, was Stephen King’s “Sleepwalkers”
Amazing photo.
Can’t imagine why there’d be so many cats in one place like that. I’m sure there’s a story behind it.
Anybody know where this pic was taken? It looks an aaaaaawful lot like Ft Armistead Park in Maryland. For some wierd reason the park has been overrun by stray cats for many years now. I used to know a lady who would take cat food and OTC pet medicine down for them and leave it where they could get it. Does anyone know if this is indeed Ft Armistead?
Oh my god. That’s a lot of cats…
WHERE THE HECK WAS THIS TAKEN???
Solar kitties!
Solar kitties!
That looks like Jackson Square in New Orleans, at dusk. There are lots of kittehs what live there…
Oar mebbeh dis beez teh horsemen traiawts.
(U may notice I didn’t misspell horsemen… wayl, Iz was wurried dat eet wuld bee misrededed… dat wuld be bad.
Thrilleeeer!!! This is Thriller night dadaaada
OMG dey r watchin meh!
funny… i live about a mile from Sleepy Hollow. ive walked on the “horseman’s” grave.
get it… basement cat’s headless horsemen
Death
Pestilence
Famine
War..
..Bath time
Vet visits
Dog owners
vegan cheezburgers…
zombie kittenz
is this a wow reference?