Directions for making Lasagna
Directions for making Lasagna Step 1: Remove cat from dish…
kitteh cannot resist teh lasagna.
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2. Buk restrornt
Congrats, Ambercat, Lasagne an Chianti?
Jus teh Key Aunty plees; tym fur bed (*boing*)
Yiss, lasagne at dis tiem uv nite mite nawt be a gud eye deer!
Oes noe! Amberca’s been kitten-napped by Zebede, teh moustashed majik Fronch villin!
Ambercat, nam! aifinkso “Key Aunty” is a stupinducks weigh to spell dat partee
whine!
wasn’t it:
Step 2: remove cat from dish…
Step 3: remove cat from dish…
Step 4: remove cat from dish…
Step 5: remove cat from dish…
Step 6: remove cat from dish…
Step 7: remove cat from dish…
Step 8: remove cat from dish…
…and to infinity and beyond?
You gots steps 2 an 3 rite. Then Step 4: Order pizza wif extra cheez.
You got steps 2 and 3 right…step 4 buy new lasagne pan
Make shure tu make enuff fur kitteh!
Garfield!
Better make 2 pans!
garfield lasagna cake !!
h t t p://www.cakes-you-can-bake.com/garfield-and-his-lasagna-cake.html
Reelly kook kake, tuu much wurk fur mii tho!
Umm, shuld bii kool.
Yepp. Got dat, wat’s nekst?
then remove cat from dish again…
….and again…
Dat’s wye ur step 2 wuz “buk restrornt” Ai spoze!
yup; much simplar!
…….giv up battle, an kawl fur pizza delibery…
affer deelibery ub peeza — bee four eetin
Step 1. Remoobe kitteh frum top ub box.
Step 2. Remoobe kitteh frum Innside ub box.
Step 3. Remoobe kitteh hare frum peeza.
Step 4. Trii to blok kitteh leapin furr yer peeza – fail
Step 5. Gib Kitteh rest ub peeza, hab Cheerios furr deener.
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Step 6. Share milk from Cheerios wiff kitteh
Yup!
Ohai, Elsa_Mama – I lubs yor noo bloo abatar! Kyoot!
ROFLOL!
Make sure is no cat hair in grated cheese
Awlso maek shor no grated cheez in teh cat’s hayr!
ifink da kitteh will taek keer ub dat!
lolsagna resupee serves one
Wut? Wayt! That’s Amber! Hoo’s tryin to cuk mai kitteh?!
Oh teh Huge Manatee!
Oh the Por Ossity!
Oh teh legul perfeshnul vettek roe bix destructors!
Oh Calamity!
Why yu keep yur kittehs inna pan?
Keeps dem tidee!
And u kin stackify dem if dey iz in pans.
I nawt finkso diz wuld wurk fur my kittehs, wunners iffin it wuld wurk for boi an hubbi tho.
Kitteh cans dish it awt, butt (!) can she taik it?
of corse kitteh can tayke teh lasagna…
an teh fish, teh stake, all teh gushi fud…
*Faispaw*
Ov corse! Hao cud ai forgettid taht?
i am in yer baking pan.
stealing yer lasanya.
get used to it.
Befoar is eben maed!
Campari sodas, Parmesan cheese straws, and olives marinated with rosemary and garlic, all around!
And for the TTI’ers (now that we know Anni’s affection for it) dry sherry!
Wut duz Anni had aginst Sherry wen shez wet?
a towl, moestlee. Or shud taht be “moystlee”?!
Hrm — I gess Anni reeley duz lit Sherry ta bee drii …
Akchoolee, iffn Ai haz a choyse, Ai prifurr red whine oar beer, but if dere is ownlee sherry, den Ai prifurr dat dri – sweet sherry is pleh 2 me!
I’m very confuzzled these daze. Did I tell you I have 2 black eyes?
?? Watchoo doing with teh blak ais?? Is yu okeh??
Haow did u get dem?
Hmm, wunner iffin dat will wurk fur mens and bois?
Sorri, diz iz in da rong playse, an I nawt even been tu da bar kar yet!
Ai wunnerd wat if rifurrd 2?
Wen yu read it, it duz luk a little disturbing.
I do nawt reely no. Aifinkso mai swim gogglols were pressed too firmly into my eye sockets. Wai this would happen one day and no other day for the years and years I’ve bee swimming every morning, I do nawt know. But, there you haz it: 2 – count them, 2 – black eyes. I look teh very ruff and tuff, like I’ve been in a fist fight brawl! Add this to my bum knee and the cane!
Haz u startid ennee nyoo meds? Sumtiems a med can haz a sied effekt uv maekin u brooze moar reddilee.
Are they the swim goggles with black foam around the sockets? Maybe the foam is coming apart and making you look like you have black eyes?
Perhaps new mascara which wasn’t as waterproof as you expected?
Maybe someone messed with your goggles as a (really bad) joke?
If they’re really bruises, be conscious of any other bruises you get — you may have ingested something that’s acting like a blood thinner & making you bruise more easily than usual.
A hitz inna hedd can gib you 2 blak eyez, too. Eben a hitz inda bak. Happend to mai DH wen a gradge door fell on himz hed.
Step 2: Snorglol kitteh untill yoo splort….
Ai haz a happee. The Lectrishun adn teh plummur boff showed up tudai adn iz wurking!!
WOW! Yu gitted boff tu wurk at da same tyme? Yu musta had beer in da howse.
yoo iz habbing teh lukkies today!!
*boops WRr, hopes sum ob teh lukkies rub off on her*
*boops WRr & lunarmommy*
yer gud luk is spreeding! teh site luks normal (eberfing has been fubared since work blocked wordpress)
*crosses eberyfing*
Pyrekkz Lazawnnnya
Dish amz purrrrr~fekkt 4 Kitteh
wut ennjoyz a Napz
Pyrekkz Lazawnnnya
Dish no collekktz fur andz keepz
Kitteh wawrmff innsyde
Pyrekkz Lazawnnnyz
Dish awllso berreh gud 4
Kitteh ‘Meet~lofe Moad’
Jack.
an mebbee smells liek taystee cheez too!
i always lubs yor poetreez, jack, an i iz glad wen yor arownd!!
Meet-lofe Moad, ftw!
*sighs* This is shorly wun GORJUS orinj kitteh!
Thotful kitteh pre-warms ur pan.
an lines it, too!
an addz extree flaver and texturez ta da fudz
Shhhh – datz teh seekrit ingreedyent. Donut tell ennywun!
OHai Mawm, I has jest finish takin caer ob tehm pesky lasagner left obbers fer yew. Do I git a treat?
I kno how hardz it iz ta kleen off da lastee burned onna bitz — sew i halped. It wuz hard werk – sew nowz I taekes a nap … Kthxnitenite
Kitteh, taht wuz ur treet!
lol, i gotted teh funnyest phishing email. sumhow i dont fink taht “Bank of America” sends emails from an address at “online.com” an teh small print at teh bottom inbites teh reeder to “Visit our Privacy Policy and User.” that’s it, just “user.”
‘Parentli, I haz relatibs in an otter country I nawt nowed bout, butt (!) lukily dey now’d bout mii an I iz gitten an inheritance, az soon as I gib dem mine bank count nummer an send dem a chek fur elebenty hunnert munnies tu clear customs an fings lyk dat. WOW arn’t I lukki!
U sound awfullee happitayle dat sumone died. Ai R ashamed ob U, fore ur penenc U mush gib mii al da munneez. Yesh ai fink sew.
Yu r rite, pleeze kan I borrow da elebenty hunnert munnies an yur bank accont nummer, so dat I may pay yu yur penenc?
U taiking lessuns frum LCB?
yesh, wow, she’s gud.
iz teh ovver contrry liberia? an wuz tehy in teh lookratib cocoa tree bizness? an wuz teh owner ob teh bizness assassinaytifyed by teh rebelyun? an teh 20-yeer-ol orflink dotter sez taht ONLY YOO kan helping hur?
or iz taht just me?
or wuz taht teh elderly gennulman hoo meeted me wen i wuz only a liddle liddle child wen him wuz tooring teh U.S. an him alwayz rebembered me an leeved me all himz wurldly pozeshuns (if i send tehm my bank akkownt 3 an teh munny for customs etc etc)
Step 1: Remove cat from dish …
Step 2: Go back to step 1.
Step 3: Deeside tu lets kitteh has dish and ordur Chienees taikawt.
Step 4: Remove kitteh frum dish agayn, tish tiem to snorgle!
Step 5: Get awt nawt-sekkund ade kit fur ur skraches and biets becuz kitteh dident wants beeing snorgulled rite tehn.
PK Iz u heer Mai goggie has teh owwie!!
/lolspeak off
He got his shots last week, He apparently is having a reaction to the shots and the injection site is puffed up to the size of a large orange.
Vet doesn’t seem concerned, said if it isn’t down in a couple days to bring him in.
Should I wait or go in right away.
/lolspeek on
well, i’m not p-k, i’m not eben a vet tek, but if yor reeelllly wurried i wuld take him in right away, or furst fing in teh morning if yoo kant get tehr tonight. sumtimes teh urjincy ob teh situation duznt get properly conveyd ober teh fone. besides, iz better tahn sitting tehr wurrying all night. better saef tahn sorry, ifinkso.
(wun night wun ob my boiz had bad bad bellyake, so i taked him to emurjensee room in kase wuz himz appendix. turnd owt – very noyzily an obviously – to only be gas. but i wuz glad i taked him in anyway.)
Did teh goggie gets teh rattlesnake venom immunization? Taht wun lotsatimes makes big swelling foar a wile, aifinkso. Our puppeh (over teh bridj almost 2 yr ago) got big swollen lump at site but it came down after a few moar days adn didn’t seem to be painful tu touch. Aihopeso PK can tell us moar later.
Is der praps a unnatchurl numbers uv sleeping kittehs in tehse pages? Culd tehre be peeps hoo wud slip deir moggehs a Kitteh Flynn in teh intrest of making teh funneh picshurs? Just axing.
No, no drugs fur kitteh but catnip. Catnip makes kitteh crazy, hungaree, then furry furry sleeepy.
Garfield, get out of the tray…
Step 2: Wash cat hair and paw prints out of dish with soap and water
Unfunny
Kitteh, taht wuz ur treet!
Garfield? lol
O noes, teh karret kaek is alibe!!!!
His iz like dat 1 cat Garfield (My fav comix)
hope they ain’t gonna cook it
SHAMWOW!!