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Ah yes, but but but does him speek in LOLspeek?
kwik! kwik! does aneewon speek kitteh??? hims is traiing tu say sumfing tu me… ai juss donut no oar care whut!!!
Call the U.N. for simultaneous translation, pls.
* ring ring *
“Ohai. UN? Yesh, gud. Plz tu translatify frum Kitteh intu Ingerlish, den intu Piggeh, den intu LOLspeek, bakk intu Ingerlish, den LOLFronsch, intu Piggeh won moar thyme, bakk tu Ingerlish adn finally LOLspeek. Fankies”
Tranlayshun:
“Hoomin! Go fetch me Gushfiuds! NAO! Oh, adn floof mai pillols”
Kitteh needing a Phlonquais, aifinksew.
* nod nod * is yu bolunteering?
Nawt 2dai. Ai haz 2 going 2 wurk. *plah*
oops, dat shud b *pleh*
Oh! Iz dat wut teh kitteh said?
Yesh yesh! Nao, about teh translayshun fee…
lol, Guinness!!
Dis kitteh iz obviously speekin syberiun huskeh.
GP!!!! Conga rats on ur sowlow tawp spot! U can has a pint of guinness and a pie of ur choice! Pork? Beef n onyon? Steak? Enjoy! Ai do teh danse of teh vocal cords for u:
Laaa lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa
la la deebeebeebidee lalala dobbideedoooooo
shalalalala schoobeedoo lalala
*curtseys*
ooo fankies Upfi!!!
Aifinkso tihs moarning… ai wheel has… cheeken adn mooshruum plzthx!
Izzit a Hollands py? Tehm is teh bestest! Ai donut lyk teh Ginsters an teh Pukka an teh Peet’s pys so muchly
Hu ate awl teh Pys?
ai lieks teh wons yu gets frum teh Feesh adn Cheep shawp wib LAWTS ob salt adn binegar.
kthxdonutforgettehpickloledeggstu
In teh Norfwest teh chippy pys is awl Hollands Ai donut kno if tehy go as far souf as Brummingham
Ai wented tu Leeds won thyme adn ai had “teh bestest sosidj roll in Leeds”; eet was nawt so grate, akshully.
Weeeelll, yu wus teh rong syd ob teh pen nines
*wayts fur reetell…retail…retally…combak form teh Yorksher peeps*
It is wen teh chippy runs owt ob Hollands pys!
Ai iz so confused- guess ai must visit TTI to unnerstand dis hole “py” thing! Me, ai just no cherry pii!!
Ai has herd ov shepherd py.
Nao ewe is being silleh!
Ai hoep yu is lukkin sheepish, ahfter taht remark!
O, cum awn… eet wasn’t taht lamb!
Wul, nawt to minse mai werds, Ai fink ewe muttun be tryin verree hard, if taht’s awl ewe can com oop wiv!
Comeon KK, eveybody hez herd ob cow pies.
Is 3.15149 tiems teh numbur ov cows, rite?
Meh mornin sukked. Iz not a mornin purson. anways, congratz fur top comment, Guiness!!!
Congratz fur makin top comment, Guinness Piggeh! Plus Ai must agree wif yu. I was impresed but nott enuff. Teh hoominz must teech him lolspeak
Congrats fur making top comment Guinness
Miiiiiiidnyyyyyyt!Nawt sownd form teh payvmunt!
Can I has sum cheeze to go along wif teh wine?
@@@@@ – no, butt (!) u can has 5 bergers!
Mah kitteh Dot is alwus crhin fur bed snugglz. It sundz like I’m killin hur, but she jus wans de sleephes behund mah kneez
I shud add, dis starts aboot 2 secunz after I has snugglz hur ALL night, or pretteh much n.e. tihm I am not in de bedz
me an Amber has convermasyashuns lyk tihs. Awl last weeeekweeeekweeek, wen TTI had teh heetwayv (ie 3 days inna roe wiv temps in dubble figyurs!), she caymed in sain “Mummah Ai is too HAWT! Plees to maek it collar” an Ai sed “but Amber, yu is waerin a fur cote! Ob corse yu is hawt!” an she sed “So Ai can halp yu eet yur yscreem? nomnomnom schluuuurrp, wotyumeen yu is still eetin it?!”
So… does yu has a shaybed kitteh noa?
Wus taht in memry ob Mollie Sugden?!
must… resist… must… member… teh… kidlets…
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1hUFAu5ACs
O, an GP? Fanks fur teh hawtdogs awn teh previus fred.
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gosh, I could just follow the reaction of my foster cat…
the cat clearly says: “Go get your toy and play with it”, cause that did she do! She was asleep, but hearing the cat she opened her eyes, staring the whole time on the screen and than taking her toy and now she play with it on my bed…
awww cute kitty!!! my cat does that, but she doesnt howl alol the time just meows
“all”
“alol” werks too! Ai fink taht kynd ob speelin mistuk is Hao LOLspeek Began
Wen Sonata, mai “boss,” tawlks liek tihs, it meens pai mee sum attenshun naow!!!!
wen mai kittehs tawks 2 meh laik dat, eet meens… u wans mai barfing onna cowch, onna bed oar onna gnu carpit?
At leest yu yooshully get teh HukHukHuk wornink sirun!
Main tew! Oar els it meens …. mummy maikes teh goggie cwit lukkin at mee!
Cats respond better to Female voices because it is in their range of meowing. I (myself am Male) and have a Male cat and all he does is stink. I talk to him and everything… nothing. No meows for me.
Ma doggie jus woke from a deep sleep when I played dis vidjo.He wuz confuzzled!
That’s a familiar sound. If they kept the camera rolling, you’d witness a delightful display culminating in the delivery of a hairball.
I was just thinking the same thing!
I haz a kitteh who makes teh same noyzes (an haz teh same look) wen she’s about to frow up a big wun.
mai dieggnohzez eggsactomento…mai kitteh goz bkyrd, eatz HUGE dizgustink weeds, komz bk inside, trowz ‘em up on rug. “Ahhhh…now iz havin a gd wash wyll hoomin klnz up”
my cat takoda was wandering around my computer from this cat!!
lol!
the look is the gr8test!!
Awww, look at the gorgeous eyeliner!
lol, he thinks he’s a wolf XD
lol what a face that cat has
This would be a good candidate for cat yodeling.
i agree totally good candidate for that.
One of my cats only yowls like this when he is angry/frightened/threatened.
When I played the video, the cries terrified my other two cats to the point of immediate tail puffing and growling.
Mine does dis too–wen I hears yowling like dat, I noes we is in fur a fite!
Yup, dis sounds liek angry kitteh watchin naybor kitteh inna backyard. XD But hiz whizzkers an earz wuz perked up. But his eyeses wuz all round too. Havin trubble translatoring dis one.
mai haz tu greez wif u brenda… if yu goez in da wai wai back ma sheen yu wuld be seez mai work wif da aminal doc an i gotz tu sai dis kittehs eyes look like he beez comin outta da anastee… anistee… sleepy smell stuffs
hope that kitteh is feeling ok
I fink he was sayinh “get teh camera out mah face!” Ihas a kitteh named Cosmo 2.
I agree. Kitteh duzn’t want to deal wif teh pawpurrazti dis early.
Pawpurratzi….HEE!
aw that was so cute with its talking and sad face lol
I dunno what the kitteh on the video was sayin’ but it made my cat immediately wake up and start defending his territory.
Dat beez wut mai kittehs sayz wen dey am demanding fudz!! Ai plaiz the moovee and enc…ins… caused a hooj rukus wif mai kitz. Dey thot it wuz an introodur and started attaking each ovver. :::shakes head::: Ai finks mai spazbabies am nooorotic be yond fixabuls….
Mai kittehs nawt bee neer teh commpewter butt…teh goggies went running and wyining adn lukking fur teh kitteh in diss-tress!
LOL my cat went mental hearing this!
Same here. Mine started biting my speakers. LOL
All 3 of my cats where running around puffed up and looking for the cat that was talking…SOOO funny!
I say, that kitten’s vocal aspirations are troubling. Like the plaintive cry of a young child who has skinned his or her kneecap in a bicycle accident. I do hope the feline is unharmed.
Aww…my cats went berserk over this, one snuggled really close on my shoulder for protection, and the other did the back- and tail fluff and looked around in a panic to see where the cat was…not happy kittehs!
Aww! My kitteh does the same thing, you don’t even have to do anything to her, as long as someone’s in the same room, she’s talking up a storm!
Dem’s fightin’ words!
Territorial dispute.
Do you think that woman realises the cat is copying her?
wher iz da fiyer?
Can’t you people tell when an animal you’re supposed to love is in distress! She’s not “talking” — she’s in pain!
Hardly. It’s more likely she’s in heat. I have an oriental shorthair who sounds just like this, and will respond to my voice the same way, when she’s in heat.
Poor upset kitty…
Not even 2 seconds in the video, one of our cats, laying on the floor next to me, ran out and looked confused out in the hall.. And he was sleeping untill then!
ugh! annoying! and i’m not talking about the cat, i’m talking about the chick behind the camera.
poor kitty. what was wrong with it? btw, that was a very pretty and cute kitty.
She’s not upset, or injured – she’s in heat!
That’s precisely what I thought, when I heard it… cat in heat. My cats used to do the same yodel, along with a lot of contortionist positions. Our newest babykat Aria is a singer, though – big long meows. So I’m dreading her coming into heat the first time!
This had the doggies at my house quite confused. Of course, they gave the same reaction to the high pitched baby talk as they did to the poor kitty.
On another note, I used to have a cat who would meow like that when she thought she wasn’t getting enough attention, when her food bowl was empty, when I was on the phone, etc. This kitty could be in pain, or she could just want suggles. I’m sure the kitty mama who was doing the filming knows the difference between “I’m in distress, help me NOW” and “I’m in distress, cuddle me NOW”
Cosmo sure be telllin’ tails on Punkin….. “Mom…..Punkin steeled my noms…!”
This vid just sent my cat racing around the house looking for the other kitty lmao
My kitty is one who talks alot too. Unfortunately, he takes my 10 yr old daughter’s side in arguments :-S
Butz wud abowt the prawsh linez eyez? Ai LIKEZEZ DEM!
Dis sonds lik wen mai tony is inside screeen windo n neibor kitteh awn his poorch. He no want! Boat tony n megabye waz sleepin an wokey rite up wen ai plai dis. Ers hi an confusseded luks on faces.
oops mispell own kitteh naim – megabyte
Probably the cat is saying “Get that damn camera off my face!” Something up close is clearly making him uncomfortable although not exactly scared, hence the dilated pupils, moaning and licking the nose. The next step might be to lash out a paw with nails exposed. At our house this is clearly a warning to back off.
I’m surprised by the lack of expression reading skills here from people with cats. The cat’s not just pleasantly talking away, in heat or in pain. Just annoyed and uncomfortable psychologically.
hehehe Cute kitty
Yeah it sounds like He was threatened, and oh mah GOD that chick at the end was giving me the shits…her voice is SO annoying.
damn!
anyway. That girl mustv played some rap music. Kitty doesnt like Rap musi.
‘noooooowahhhhaaaahhhhhawwww’
Teehee mah kitteh oscar usded to do dat. But hims is all olds naow so mosly he juss sleeps.
mine kittehz iz growlin bak at dey no not wat…deh is bery confoozed where iz kitteh wif de mad?
reminds me of my buford. she used to talk to me all the time like that.
Poor kitteh is unhappy aboutz sumting. Luk at all dat noze likkin. Dis more sad dan cute.
I wuz watchin dis, and all my kittehz caem runnin into da room 2 see hoo wuz upset! It wuz lol.
THIS IS SCARY BEYOND THE MIND!!!
My Mom’s cat f’d my arm up pretty bad. He was attacking my laptop while I was playing this video, and I was trying to get it out the way to close it. He totally bit my wrist and scratched the heck out of my arm. He went nuts, I have never seen him *that* puffed up before.
this is win!
hey! my kittehs hate all lolcat videos where the stars of the video mew! Particularly annoying kitteh mews!
Hah. My cats are searching the room for the stranger. They’re all “I can hear an alien cat! Where?! It’s gotta be here somewhere!”
LOL. I’ve played this video twice now and my kitty has come running into the room each time too. She is so confused.
4 a sec i thought it was fake
When my cat makes that sound, vomiting usually follows.
Dat kitteh is NAWT happy. I thinks u shud giv it a cheesburger.
The kitty says something… likes “Halp!” or something
Becouse my kittys are so curious!!
They says: “Ay Caramba! que pasó con ese gatito????”
LOL
I can’t stop of laugh!!!
XD
=°.°=
Hims cutiez!!! I haz a kitteh lyk dat…
Call an exorcist Nao!
soandz liek it sayin I wuv roo