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Ollie had the worst luck with plane seating….

datz y u haz 2 fly furst class.

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  1. annipuss says:

    Him wuz skwossht!

  2. nightshayde says:

    Where wuz Kukla & Fran wen Ollie needed dem?

    • judson says:

      or Sheri fer dat matter?

      • parrothead says:

        Dis iz teh sawng dat nebbur enz,
        it jist goez awn an awn mai frenz,
        sumboddy startid singin it nawt noseing wut it wuz, an dale kontinyew singin it furrebber jist beecuz…. (odotz!) **runz screemin frum teh memree**

        • altosinger says:

          Ai wuddn’t lett mai kidletz sing taht sawng aTALL coz itt wud dryve mee batti…..and ai wuz awlmoas der awlreddi!

          • parrothead says:

            Obutt! Teh timpuraree peece ov teh conga line arown teh howse! Wuz wurf it, aifinkso.

            An Oahi altosinger! Haz we met? **extends culurful wing ov frenship**

          • ladymonde says:

            Ohai{{{{ altosinger}}} nawt se yu heer in menny wilez. Haow yu duing?

            • altosinger says:

              Duing okai; Mr. Altosinger haz bin hazzing a flairupp ob teh pleh colitis, butt wee aer werkin awn gettin hym fixeded up. Bump upp teh prednisone, yew kno teh dryll!

        • Mezzomom says:

          Oh poo! teh WP eated mai commint! Trai agen. Ahem: Nnoooooeeeessss!

  3. tessm says:

    …in teh event uv an eemurgencee, use ur poynty endz!

  4. nightshayde says:

    At leest kitteh duzzint need to bovver flite attendintz fur blankees oar pillowz.

  5. jd says:

    *sends ober a book foar kitteh tu reed. Bery useful in deez situashuns.

  6. KayKitteh says:

    At leest hee wuz insied teh plain!

  7. raingods says:

    Gas attack in 3, 2, 1….

    • op_sMama says:

      Ai bett wen iz cummin tew dem kinna attakz, de kitteh b holdn himz own! Mai lil OP canz meelt de walzpeeper. *eyes cross*

  8. TheMadLibrarian says:

    Hoo givd me teh middlol seat between teh 2 sumotori? DO NOT WANT!

  9. Q. says:

    Hurrah for Anni and nightshayde for the tie of the hour! I know that Anni is getting ready for bed and nightshayde is in her late afternoon hours. Hmmmm.
    *Racks brayn, trying to thing of noms and drinks suitable for both time zones and climes.
    *Decides the hell with it! And brings out:

    Dry Sack Sherry nightcap for Anni, with a McVitie’s digestive biscuit
    Iced passion flower tea for nightshayde, also with a McVitie’s

    For those of us in the eastern time zone, I break out a bottle of frizzante white Italian wine, some crostini with white bean puree and/or grilled chicken livers, and a side of marinated heirloom tomato slices.

    Cheers! Clinkee glasses

    • annipuss says:

      Thx Q, Dat iz berry sibil uv u! Haow did u noe Ai liek may sherry dry?

    • nightshayde says:

      Fankies, Q

      *halps hurself to appetizers eben tho she izzint on teh eest coast*

      *sigh* Iz mid-afternoon (which ai gess iz gud cuz ai haz lawts to be befoar ai kin leeving werk today).

    • Oh!! Klinkee glasses – ;)
      Annipuss – *klink*
      Nightshayde – *klinkee*
      Q – *klinkee*
      Ebreewun – *klimleteeklinketteeklink!*

      Ai ar awn teh run, but this luks so gud ai just HAD to stop an joyne teh celery brayshun!
      MMmmmmm. . .theze merry N ated tomatoes an reelee deelishus! ;)

      • ladymonde says:

        Gud moro, {{{{{ dame Janet}}}}] ar yu awn da wai tu aerprot? ai hurd yu ar going tu Seattle cheezmeet awn Fursdai. Has a gud tiem fur me tu. Yu wil mete up wif Yesplis. yay!

    • onions and petunias says:

      Aifinkso ICHC be a good plaice to learn horspitaliti! So many cheezpeeps have so many gud ideas about fuds and drinkees!

  10. judson says:

    In case of suddin loss of cabin pressure, Ollie wuz prepared to eat his way free.

  11. kafleenthedonkey says:

    I feel for you kitteh.

    sum kittehs are ellebentee million paws wide, (nuffin rong wiff dat) and dey noes dat seets be only 1/2 ellebentee million paws wide, but dey claims dis not big enuff, so dey ignore teh fact dat seet is only 1/2 e.m.p. wide, and buy teh wun seet ennyway, ebbun doe dey has a big fat butt like me.

    Den, huge as dey r, dey act all surprised wen dey cannutt fit, and gets offended.

    whycome?

    • kafleenthedonkey says:

      i duz not like too skwish teh littlol kittehs, u noe?

      • {{{{{{{{kafleenthedonkey}}}}}}}}}
        Itz teh air lions taht shud hav teh bigger seets! They USED to!! Nao teenee tinee seeets – an no room fur legs eben fur short peepl laik mee!

        HarUMPH!!!

      • kafleenthedonkey says:

        yase, yase, yase…. I noe dat teh airline seets r small.

        Butt not TOO small….cuz I am three hunderd pownds, and can STILL!!! fit my width into teh seet. Just barely. So seet i genruss, I finkso. If I gains wun moar owntz, I willZ has too buy two, i finkso….

        • kafleenthedonkey says:

          Dis funny subject.

          I had anuddur profile wun place wunts. And I fussed abowt teh fatt peepul like me dat cannutt fit and wunts to sue.

          Sumwun got mad and chwed me owt. Dunno if dey noo I was fat.

          I am sayin we needs to take responsibility for our fat.

          i am fat cuz I eat too much.

          I like to eat!

          dat r mah perogative!!!

          If sumwun say, “Hey fatty, u doan need dat meal!”

          I say,

          %^&* u, u !@#$!!!!! Fatties need too eat, too! And we deeserb respect!!!

          Butt!

          Not when we hurt uddurs, or skwish or krush dem cuz we r irresponsibull!!!

          Dat is not rite.

    • lunarmommy says:

      ohai kafleen!! i iz so glad yoo iz coming arownd heer more theez days!!

  12. hissy says:

    Ai finks Ollie haz a warm n der.

  13. Jack Deth says:

    Awllee Kitteh amz
    smrtr tahn u feenkz. Lawtza
    wawrm 2 snuggillz wiff

    Awllee Kitteh coodz
    cawmplayn, butz beeg Doggehz maykz
    an ekkskwizzitt Bedz

    Awllee Kitteh juss
    clymz awn tawpz ubz wun Doggeh
    if himz getz 2 wawrm :-)

    Jack.

  14. parrothead says:

    Conga rats Anni and NS! **enjoys awl the noms and drinkees ov teh sillybrayshuns**

  15. fritz7899 says:

    Cheezburger speak, pls. Can’t unnerstand youz…

    • parrothead says:

      **tranzlaytz fur fritz7899** ‘Awlee hadda wurst luuk wif playn seetun.’ Beddur? An Ohai!

  16. parrothead says:

    **one-durz hoa sumwun got pickshur ov hur Riley’s butt** Beeg floofy butt, mai goggie can haz!

  17. Sirenfox says:

    I haz a cozy. Too bad itz summah, nah wintah.

  18. rhsb says:

    Klytus, I’m bored.

    What plaything can you offer me today?

  19. jerseybarb says:

    ai am going on jet playne this month. Iz sad occassion, ai am going to Upstate Noo York to burry my dad’s ashes.

  20. Koolkitteh456 says:

    MAH FURST COMMENT!!!! hou du i uplode mah lolz to deh website?

  21. geoingo says:

    should have flone wid bunways

  22. Hannah says:

    Poor Ollie… but she learn a lesson, she will book her ticket earlier!


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