Over 1,000 Cheez Frends are coming to the game, so don’t miss out on the fun! When you buy your ticket, you get a special Cheezburger Night with the Seattle Mariners t-shirt (while supplies last) and entry into the Happy Cat Hour (pre-game event from 5-6:30pm at Ellis Pavilion).
See u awl there!
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Pooh, I wish I could go
My nawt sekund nawt sekund and it is not eben a reel lol.
Dubble pooh!
{{{Janet}}}
Is yur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund??? OMCC taht cawls fur dubblol speshul sillybrayshuns! Ai kin nawt go tu teh ball gayme eider – pooh!
Mebbeh wii can has Baseball partee rite heer insted? Ai wheel bring a keg ob beer adn sum hawtdogs! Whut else does wii knead?
Tanks, GP!
Ai has to goez to werk, now, butt (snerk) Ai will bring teh isee creem later
but but but nao whut wheel ai du wib awl tihs beer adn awl dose hawtdogs…?
* taeks deep breff *
OHM NOM NOM NOM SLURP SLURP SLURP NOM NOM NOM
GP, Ai cannut goe tu teh bawlgaim ethur, so ai weel helps u eets sum hawtdogs.
Ohai KK! Whut yu wud liek awn yur hawtdogs? Catsup? Mussard? Picklols?
Yes!
I’ll halp wiv teh beer!
heer r sum beeg pretzils, gud wif spycee hawt musstird!
Fercrissakes. It may have escaped your attention, but this is a “website”. Amazingly, it has readers all around the world. Possibly one millionth of the people who visit this site live close enough to Seattle to even contemplate coming to this event. So please stop spamming my rss feed with adverts for it and get back to what you’re good at – pictures of vaguely amusing cats.
ohai everybuddy !!!
I thinkso we better have cake in the break-room!!
(chawklit … with cawfee or tea)
see you there
Fanks PdB, ai joinz U in da break-room. Ai wii’ll bring ice creme fore da special treet – since us kant go tu da partee.
Oh boi, cake in deh brake ruum!!! goez gud wif GPz hot dogz adn beer!!! nom nom nom nomn om nom nomnomnommmmmm…..
mmmm caek… nawt sew shur wif teh hawtdoggs tho.
hai, i livs in BC Canada! an by teh wai, for that gathering guinesspiggeh waz taking abowt?i’z gunna halp wif teh cheezburgers soe evryun can has cheezburger! happycat iz unvited 2!
Iz a Seattle based website! Lowkul cheezpeeps like to meat in pursen – not jest on teh interwebs.
Go Mariners – yaeh raw raw Junior!!!
Wish I culd go – haz too wurk so I can buyz gushifoods for 5 kittehs.
Go way yerself Junkyard – yew iz probly goggie anyhoo.
Goggie? Me? Ouch, you know how to hit a guy where it hurts.
Whel – I nevuh hurd of a Junkyard Kitteh – justs Junkyard Goggies. Yer post soundz lyk crankie growly goggie not happy kitteh. Lotz uv northwast lowkals here to cee message fur Mariners/Cheezfrens game.
OOOH – it did motiecon by self!
Junkyard is aptly named, indeed.
troo — anniwai, ai feel sorry foar him/her nawt beeing able tu go tu teh game an meat teh cheezfolks in person. Mebbee that’s teh cauz uv teh irritashun, purrhapps?
Nope, just the constant pummelling of my RSS feed with totally irrelevant stuff and adverts, when I signed up to see amusing cats.
I hope all of you that can make it have a great time tho!
Ai will miss awl uv yu at teh game! Ai hav a cheezfree meating tu attend! Hav sum great gud fun, and ai will catch yu awn teh flip-flop!
I’m going to teh game. Where is Ellis Pavilion?
Frum whut ai fownd on da teem’s interwebs da Ellis Puhvillyun is in da stadeeyum.
I fink I rmember it sezing dat yoo go in da door at Furzt Avenoo. Mebbe dere will be sinez to tell u where too go.
Heck yes! My dad and I are totally going to this. I’m gonna try for the Rally Fries with a lolsign!
Ai gives in n bai tu tikits soes I can tak meh momee. She lurvs da baysball.
i bought tickets. mmm i can smell those things already mm-mm.
Te game wuz gR8. Mariners won!!1!
Teh gayme wuz fun n good n stuf laik dat but Ai liekd teh partee wif Lolcatz slydesho, lil minee cheezburgers, koktayls/beerz, meetin teh BIGG CHEEZ wif dat amayzin cheezburger hat, an hiz mineeons trowin teh plush Happee Catz to teh crahwd. I iz gotz wun!!11!! Iz streamlee lyf laik.