u ever haz dat feelin ur bein watched?
u ever haz dat feelin ur bein watched?
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it’s a trap!!
hey, dan gotted a nawt-sekund – in a brayd wif dan (!), angelplume, an jajeh!! dis callz for noms an drinkies for shur. heer, i gots sum homemaed gwakkamoley an chips for starters. also a big wattermellin i cutted up today!
Conga-rats, Dan, AP & JAJEH awn teh brayde!
Sinse I kno dat at leest 2 of teh peeps in teh brayde be Cheezmens, I will do teh follolowin foar ya. (Try nawt to be too nawseaytid)
**nekkid dansdansdans**
**Red shakes hur thang**
*Puts awn muzik fur Red’s dansin*
Mayk shur teh pole iz attached gud.
Kannawt bii wedged tu da ceilings wif pillows?
I finkso dat wuz orijinalee to purrteck teh ceelin.
I can see dat happenin to me.
da polee dansdansdans suppoz ta bee berry gud exermasize … and funz two
I wud lubs to tayk a class. Srsly.
did yous luk furr wun neer you?? der is spose ta bee lots oh dems around
I nawt had tyem to aktivlee purrsoo it, butt iz awn my “wanna do” liszt.
*tayks awf prittee red collollar*
*dansdans-nekkid-dansdans*
Woo-hoo! AP shayks his/hur thang.
AP — :shocked: you haz a his/hut thang???
Sumtymz ai konfuzez maiseff. Iz kinda fun, tho.
Dis jus nawt fayr! Yu guis gets tu dans nekkid an shayk yur thangs an plai wif yur flashee bawls awl yu wants, an mai commints abowt yur flashee bawls gets modduraytid intu ohblivien. An it wuz funnee, tu. *sulks* Jus nawt fayr. *sulks smoar* Wazint rood oar enneefing, wuz funnee.
*sigh* Ai goan tu bed.
So soree tu heer dat {{{{nicewitch}}}}.
Sumtymz itz hard tu kno wy commints dissapeer oar get moderayted. Dey duzznt hasta be rood oar nawtee eben – fur eggzampul eneefing startin wiff teh letturs i-m-a-g getz held up fur sum reezun (sumfin tu du wiff hakkerz, aifinks). Imajin dat!
We has awl strugglold wiff teh stoopyniss ob WP, adn ur ryt it izznt fayr, but pleez dont sulk. Ai hopez u sleeps well, adn dat WP treets u moar kindlee in teh fyootur.
keerful Red no wanna breakie off dat thang!!
*snif* *hasta wipe away a liddle teer*
yoo haz keepd teh spirit ob teh nekkid dans-dans-dansing alibe, red!
Yah, Ly hurself teeched me.
Dis iz teh nawt-sekkund tyem I been ablol to do it sinse wii losted hur.
She wuzzint awn mush wen ai furst started, adn wuzzint duin teh nekkid dansin eever. But ai had seen hur erleeyur posts wen ai wuz luukin at owlder lols, adn wuz so glad ai got tu dans wiff hur wen she kaym owtta retyrmint fur teh talint sho. Iz a berri speshul memry fur meh. Ai misses hur tuu.
*slow nekkid-dansdansdans fur owr Ly*
yay foar red, iz gud tew hab teh memmrees… ebben tho tehy kin bee kinda sad…
*klinks glassus wif red*
U mayded mah eyez leek a littlol, too. Wuz a gud fing tho — niec tribyoot to Ly, rhsb!
Oh, Dan!!1 u sew fast u tyed ursef!!!
Wud u like a liddlol halp?
*untyz Dan*
Heer, haz a chokklit martoonee.
And fur AP and JAJEH, chokklit martooneez fur u three!!
I dans tu deh SeaKrit Agent Man song.
♫ Sea Krit Aayyyy gent man! *dans dans
Sea Krit Aayyyy gent man!! *dans dans
Dey haz gibben u a nomber *dans dans
And taked away ur name! *dans dans
*shrugs*
since I have the ablility to whip meself into a frenzy, why tie myself up in knots as well?
*chug* fankees.
*sigh* off to the spotlight rail I go.
later peeps.
**wayvs**
Bye, Dan! Has teh fun.
Fankies, mai cween! *sip-sip-yum!*
Well, ai is off tu reehursal. Gud nyte, cheezpeeps!
POWNSE!!!
folloled by:
RASSEL RASSEL RASSLE!!
BUNNEHKIKKS OB DETH!!
ambush kitteh gonna git-cha!
Heez ryt behynd me, izznt he?
Plz donut luuk nao — but yesh… himz behynd u.
an a leetol to da sidez — he beez aimin furr yer tummeh!! He beez goin in furr a beeg tickol!
*duz a kwik bakk-flip wiff a twist tu teh left*
*slams intu teh skratchee-post*
Ai, uh, mented tu du dat, yeff.
Peeeky boo-boo!
Icy yoo!!
Ai iz watchin u, kitteh!
Adn ai is watchin u watchin him watchin, um… nebbermynd.
I awlwayz feel lyk
Sumbodeez watchin mmmmmeeeeee…
YEP! Specially in da earli mornin wen da kitteh fud bowl iz empti!
Spy kittehs behind yur scracher, waitin fur to pounce.
Ohai guis! Ai gotted sum awsum gnus!
Dr TinyVet cawled wif results frum Loki’s bloodwurks frum Friday.
Ebreefing camed up normul — phosphorus, potassium, thyroid, CBC, all that — except his kidney values, which we been watching close fur 2 yeers nao.
Creatinine – normal range=50-177 mmol/L – Dec 31 was 319 – Friday was 237!!!!!
Urea – normal range=5.0-13.0 mmol/L – Dec 31 was 16.3 – Friday was 24.3 – but urea has a lot to do with hydration levels.
Mai Loki, him duing wunnerful well!!! *happeh dansdansdans*
Yay! Yay!
YAY,YAY fur Loki an PK an awl her fambily!!!
yay, that iz very gud nooz taht loki iz doing so gud!
Ai had such a wurried about him, coz back when Eva first camed heer, him throwd up lots fur a few days an him nawt eeted teh helfy lo-proteen fuds since tehn, him getting teh Fansea Feest coz iz awl him will eet.
An him duing gud gud ennyway!!! Him wayte stayed steddy, an him plays an runs an cuddlols, an hims bloodwork nawt haz ennyfing tu make Dr. TinyVet oar me get awl wurried an go tu Lellow Alert.
Mebbe iz cheezlubs! Tu yeers nao, him stay helfy wif asma an kidnee fings, him nawt eben gotted a memo taht him hazza sick!!!!!
Cheezlubs an gud wishes iz beri powerful thing!!
Yayyyyy for Loki!
ma-bee it is the young bebbehs keeping Loki young and helfy. Yay for Loki and all hims famblee.
{{{{{PK}}}}}
{{{{{Seanya}}}}}
{{{{{Loki & Angel & Trick & CoryBear & SCP}}}}}
*hoaps she diddint miss ennywun*
Yay!
Yay foar Loki an himz famlee!
Yaay fur Loki! An fur yu an Sean — yu bees teh bestest kitteh parents!
Hapi to heer gud news fur Loki…mekes our harts
hapi! pls send mor news wen yu habbit. Yaay!
Awwww, that kitten is so cute!
Guies, I has gotted sum horriblol noos!
WRr emayoed me an sed himz been BLOKKED frum ICHC at werk!
He sed he’d be bak wen him gets innernets at hoam, but him nawt kno wen dat will be.
**showz poynty enz to WRr’s werk**
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
What a terriblol unfayr fing fur tehm tu du tu him…
He shud fynd teh Public Library (wunnerful fings, doze) an bisit us sumtymes frum there. Iz uzually free. Den he kan plai wif us!
*Awlso shos pointee endz tu WRr’s wirk*
Ai fiil himz payn. Lots ov teh syts ai lurvs tu vizit b blokd bai teh eye-tee guiz at wurk. ICHC nawt compleetlee blokd, but ai onlee b alowd tu vyoo it fur up tu wun our a dai. Nawt enuff tym to vyoo awl teh pikchurs n post teh comnts. Sum syts can has permanenenenent blokij, lyk a cupl ov mesij bords ai b awn. Stoopy wurkz nawt letin meh hab teh fun.
I’m nawt offishulee blokked frum heer at werk, but it’s ohai-lee frowned upawn, so I nawt tempt fayte by comin heer durin teh day.
Stooopy wurks awlwaiz gitten in da wai uf fun!!!
oh noes!!
I know I is not here at nite so much anymores, but tell him I will miss him too!!
U is nawt paranoyd iffen tehy reelli is awt tu gets u!
I see a *wiggle* *wiggle* *POUNCE* in your future!! Whatch out!!!
Lyk dis?
**duz butt wigglol of doom**
**POWNSES awn PootyTat!**
**bunneh kikkikkik**
OOOh…owww…owwww…yeah, sumthin like dat!!
How u iz, Red?
Tudey is gud won tu exploor yer opportunafish,
ketchup on rest, bee carefall of dose hoo n-v
yer a-bell-a-frees n mai speye tu lurk-n-lurn whuts
sew grate bout yu.
Madame Astralicatisphere
Lyk teh i’z of straynj fings b upwn u? Luk…owt dere n teh awdeeuns.
PEEPL! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N so, habin re-re-dizpozd ov teh mawnstr, eggsit ar heero fru teh nawt-bak dor, stayj ryt.
bugz bunny!
U ever get the feelin u about to snorgle somethin really kewt?
~Splort~
*Scoops up D.R.’s braynes*
*Rinses braynes caerfullee wif saline*
*Putz dem beree caerfullee bak in hed*
*Tapee, tapee hedbonz togedur wif dukky tape*
*Putz oawn CHRG wif teddi baers awn it*
*Leeds bictim tu recobery ruum*
*Gibs a nise sawft Cheezmap blankee*
*Offers tee and choclat possim.*
Jest lye heer and do nut luk at cyoot until u r feline bettur.
*squueeeeeee!!!!*
oh jus luk at dat littlol intent faise! *thud* (passed awt ded frum teh cute)
Thank u, I are safe
Pleez, sumwun tell mii how bois make it intu adulthood! I just watched my adolescent boi an hyme friends ride down da hill (street) an dey awl sitting awntop uf 5 gal. bukkets wich were sitting awntop uf dere skatebords, an dey were doing bout 15 mph.
It’s luck, 3km. Nothing more… nothing less. I don’t know if that’s bad or good, of course.
Ifinkso luk, an da grace uf CC!
Well, purrrrrhaps. Aifink is moar abowt luck, tho.
*Hopes boi haz Good luck!* I nawt lyke ER’s, wii haz awlready had wun trip.
*hopes so too*
Both of my brudders borked an arm as kids; one falling from a tree, the other doing some sort of climbing stunt involving a chair. I waited until adulthood before I broke my first limb, um, just by walking.
Ohai, LCB!
Ai thotted uv u a littlol wile ago — teh song, “Shiny Shiny” (by Hazy Fantazy – not guaranteeing I spelled that correctly) wuz playin & ai wuz bouncifying to it in mah chare.
Hmmm. Is that old song from when I was lolkittenburglar? Sounds framiliar.
Hey LCB — dey wuz talkin bout you onna FB – sumfink bout openin a botol ub wine wif a turkey baster. It wuz sed yous has mad skillz wif a turkey baster ….
It’s true! And I never had one lesson, either!
ifinkso you is what we call ‘au naturale’!
you iz a turkey baster legund!! Dey wuz bowin down to yer skillz (oar bendin ober – wun ub da to)
U’d think after last Thursday’s episode they’d be moar careful about bending over.
Oh, and leeza, how u knoes I is au naturale? I has the shades pulled down. *wonders if she is on candid lolcamera*
I have my sources, LCB!!
Yep, my nawt sekkund borked bone wuz coupla ribs, just takin a shower, next thing I know I wuz floppin round da tub lyke a fish owtta waters.
Ai hopes he has teh good luck too! We had free bois — teh older wun only had wun ER trip ebber, but hims yunger brudders wuz always tryin to do eberyfing he an hims frenz did, an dere bodys wuz nawt awlways reddy. So… stiches an borked boneses, we had dem. Awl free uv dem got to adulthood in wun peece, tho!
Fank CC ai ownlee has gurlz. aifinkso boiz ar borned wif def wish. Bruvvur awlwaiz had an owee awl hiz leif til hez 80 yeeerz owld.
butt da gurl chillinz hab der ownz issooz — yesdeydoo!
i dunno, reely i dont. between tehm doing teh fings tehy duz, an tehms mommas wanting to wring tehms nekks sumtimes, i honestly dunno. i haz two boiz, 13 an 20 yrz old, an sumtimes my deffynishun ob a gud parent iz sumwun hoo lets tehms kids reech teh aje ob 21 wifowt stranglufying them!! we haznt made it qwite yet…
Anom, sistah! Sumtymez ai am teh surpryzed wee let teh Josh lib, reelly ai am.
ifinsko it turns owt to be wurf it, tho – if we surbibes rayzing tehm!
Not having had kidlets maiself, but being one of three brothers, Ai can recognize teh reazons for some of these mixt feelins abowt teh survival of teh male offsprings! Adn when teh little darlings come wheeling past in the mall on their wheely-shoez, Ai don’t akshually consider strangling tehm, but once inna whyle Ai am seized by a profound curiositee abowt just how far teh little buggerz would roll if you fetcht ‘em a clip onna back of teh head…
ooooooh, i hates thoze fings!! my yunger boi yoosed to beg an beg an beg an beg an beg an beg an beg for them, an eben tho i am a momma hoo likes too spoylify her kids if i kan, i always sed NO. taht NO haz eben owtlasted my hubby’s “ober my ded boddy” response to “we kan haz gamekyoob?” (tehy kan haz gamekyoob, an wii, an x-boks if tehy payz for tehm tehmselfs, it turnz owt)
Seekin as sumwun who had der boi in teh horspital fer FIVE weeks after a skating aksident, dey better be WEARIN DERE HELMUTS! Grr! I feels stronglee abowt dis. Der is nuthin like wurrying iffn yer kiddo still has hims brains wurkin.
ooh! {{{{{carosue}}}}} {{{{{carosue’s boi}}}}} taht iz a skary fing – haz seend taht kind ob fing many times on the trawma: life in teh e.r. teebee show. very skary!! hope him turned owt ok!
Liddill Bayjj Kittehz
juss wawntz 2 seez wutz feengz awrz
andz howz dayz myte wurkz
Liddill Bayjj Kittehz
no diffruntz frum uddurr kyndz
ubz Liddill Kittehz
Liddill Bayjj Kittehz
habz goarjuss azzyure ieez hyooj
curreeawsittee!
Jack.
Clappity, clappity! YAY fur Jack, yu iz da talented!
**Red comez stawmpin in, warin hur pee-jayz**
I nawt can sleep!
Ohai Red! Whyfoar yu cannawt sleepz? Hazza hedake? Oar noizee nabors? Oar just restlish?
Ohai, Lungdoc!
Jes resless, I finkso.
So whatz been hapnin in Ky? Ai saw earlier taht you’re thinking of moving to a different place later this year. Same town? Or gonna commute to works from someplace elts in new car maybes?
I’m stayin at saym werk, butt movin owt frum undur teh parental yoonit’s ruuf. Nawt shur ware egg-zacklee I’m movin, butt stayin in teh sayme area, at leest foar now.
Alsew, I’m gonna go bak to skool (at nite) so I can finalee finish degree.
Maybee sum cinnanom toste anna glass ob milkee wud dew teh trik?
Ohai, AS!
Iz too layte to be rumblolin arown in teh kitschin. Mahm an dad iz alreddy sleepin, an dey bofe wayks up at teh slitist noyse.
well, fooey. ai hope (sins tihs iz nao teh nexx moarnin) taht yoo gottid sum sleeibai.
Dat wuz spozedta be sleePibai. Pfooey!
OOOoo, taht sownds good aifinkso. Local pizza joynt maiks cinnanom toste just rite–carmelized crunchy top wifout burnin teh bottom or drying it up or making it so greezy taht you can’t handlez it… nom nom nom!… ratz, now ai hazza hungree. Adn Ai’ afraid to try using the new smileys cause tehy lookz so odd…
Well, Red, we’ll send you some Cheezland cinnanom toste, nice and fresh and soundproofed so yu can nom it wifout wakin teh kinfolk. *Wraps bundle in duckytape, loads it in CD-ROM drive and pushes control-alt-cokebottle*
Hmm. Taht alwayz worked in version 1.0. Dang upgradez…
Mmmm….dat sownz nommy!
Wun of teh baykerees heer sellz Cinnanomnom Crunch baglols.
Iz espeshulee delishus wif teh Hazlolnut kreem cheez.
Ah, yesh. Dat sownz guud tu. Lateli Ai cannawt find cinnanom bagelz taht don’t haz raisins innem. Raisins bi okeh, but sometymes one just izznt inna mood for raisins. Adn one iz allwais inna mood for cinnanom sweet chewable crunchy nom nom nom …. Ai seemz to have forgotten what I was sayin here… nom nom nom…
U gots Panera Bread neerby?
Dats ware teh Cinnanomnomnom Crunch baglols iz.
I just checked their website, and there doesn’t seem to be a Panera Bread shop in New Mexico anywhere, nor within 50 miles of the border. Ratz! I s’pose I’ll hafta get busy and slice some regular bagels and make cinnanom toast out of those. Never tried it but sounds do-able inna little toaster-oven, yesh? Adn as long as I don’t fall asleep cookin’ it, I prolly won’t set teh house on fyre.
So, wut tyem izzit dere? 9-sumfin oar 10-sumfin?
Ten-twentyfew. Ai just got done typing progress-notes for hospital peoples.
I used ta werk at a multi-speshultee mediklol bildin, so I iz familyur wif wut wii cawled progress notes. I also hadda do dayta entree of teh ICD-9 coads.
BTW, are you in Central or Eastern time? I just lookt at teh time-zone map; never knew before that Ky. has a time-zone line splitting it diagnonnnalllee. Doeznt that caws confusions?
Nawt too confyoozin. I’m in Eastern tyem zoan.
I finkso onlee teh far Westurn part of KY iz Central.
Okeh, taht’s not tu bad. Gettin’ pretti late for yu tonite, tho, yesh?
Yu mentioned workin with ICD-9 codes; had yu heard taht they’re bringing out ICD-10 soon? (Nawt till 2013, fank CC, but soon-ish)–seven digits instedda five, adn teh book is prolly gonna look like teh Unabridgdeded Dixionaree ifinkso. Oh waily waily. Awl mai memorizin of pulmonaree diagnosis codes goes PFttt.
Yah, iz gettin layte. Pushin 1 inna moarnin.
I nawt haz to deel wif ICD-9 coads foar yeerz. I left dat playse in 1998.
Gess I shud try to get to sleep agin.
Fanks foar hangin owt wif me. Hazza gud nite an nawt to burnin teh howse down! Dat wud be wun way to mayk Mrs Lungdoc haz a beeg angree!
Goodnite Red! Ai will refrain from cooking until Ai can be supervized by a responsible adult aifinkso. Thnxbai!
all deh time
* feels liek hims is bean watched *
* puts awn littlol jogging owtfit wib gnu running shoos, loominuss swetbands adn starts stretching *
Ai thort yu wus sposed to be porlysik!
no no, mai hoomin is teh sick so ai gets tu plai awl dai!!!
is yu reddy tu rayce? huh? huh?
yup; finger poysed ober F5!
* narrows eyes *
* does moar stritches *
Bring eet, kitteh… yu is SO going down!
Ai wud pay munies tu sea dis: GP in “littlol jogging owtfit wib gnu running shoos, loominuss swetbands”!!!
YOINK!
* taeks munnies, runsawaiwibakwikness *
OY!!! Come bak ear yu!!! *chases aftur GP wivakwikness – skweel, aaaargh! CRASH!!! tweet tweet, lukkit teh likkle burdies…
* lukks bakk at silleh kitteh *
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… EEP!
* crashes intu teh Py Stand *
Ooooo! Teh skwrrls ar gunna git yu! Oh yesh!
pfft! nom nom nom pfft! nom nom nom pfft!
Ai is teh NAWT scared ob no skwirrls! nom nom nom
Hee hee! Waal ai haz tu leev yu tu yur nefarious pi mommin, so O revoyer! as dey say in Fronsch! Kthxbyee
jus cuz I iz paranoid duzn’t mean dey aren’t owt to git me!
cats these’s days
I think the kitten is used to be watched….