BABYSITTIN SO NOT WORTH 5 BUCKZ AN HOUR
espeshully wen teh babeh sitz on u.
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Iz werf mutch moar….
Some days it’s worth several offshore bank accounts!
Just de plastiq surjery to fix mai lip will cost elebenty munnies!
Congratz, Anni! I made you some madeleine little cakes for your afternoon tea. *Puts heaping plateful on Anni’s kitchen tablol.
I will now dans dans dans for you, in mai new mode: I hurt my knee and have a brace on it and am using a cane! Ready?
*Hobble hobble bobble.
*Grunt, grimace
*Dans dans dans for Anni!11
Thx Q – we haz wun pare uv gud legz bitween us den! Ai haz a lawng tiem prollem sins Ai borked mai ankul 33 yeerz ago! Ai hoep ur nee iz sune beddur.
Gr8t dans Q. Ai haz a sorri bout da nee, hopz eet feels bedder sum.
Iz jus abter brekkee heer, but (snerk) ai lubz da Madeleines, cud ai has wun??????? pweezpweezpweez.
madeleines for ebbreebuddee!
Ah! *takes a deep sniff* Yum!
Reminez me of a movie line from The Transporter:
My mother used to make fresh madeleines every morning.
I smell them and my whole childhood comes back in one big flood…
Teh deel iz teh deel; nebur chaynj teh deel.
Nebur luik in teh packaj!
Deez moobies iz de awsums of da awsums!!! Mistur Man (statham) canz tranzport me and mai kittehs (cough) aneeeeee tymez!!
LOL!!!1 Wuz teh lion in taht???? If so, ai mist it!! Akshun pakt, tho!
Thankz, Q !!!
(Ai’m afrayd to see waht that smilee fayce iz going to luk laik! )
Congratz to Anni! Sorree ebreewun iz hobbling around!
Moar to do today tahn ai can dooo . . . small eeeek!
Dashing off – thankz fur teh madeleinez an tee!!!
Baybee sitting – ownlee teh strawng an tuff can do it!
Mai careeer az wun wuz verreee short!
Yeah, it iz worff moar. An whoo ever stole diss kapshun frum mi new lol (wiff diffrent piksure) doan noe ai putt dat price kuz dat wuz wat ai wuz gettin paid YEERZ ago wen ai wuz babysittin. Next time lest putts yer name soe we ken goez fase to fase on diss. Butt iff you beeze dun diss furst, hoo ebber u are, ai iz gotz a poligee fur u. Did not kno anutter due it awlredy. Iff u iz a thief, ai iz forgive u. Diss site fur funn. Soe helpz keep it dat wayz bye being fare. Ennebodee ken think up owne stuffz! Blessings! Flyhawk
Ohai flyhawk, jus tew fro mai two cense wurf in awn taht subjekt…..frum wat ai cahn tel it taiks kwite a long time for a lol tew wurk its wai frum bean submittid, teh voting paiges, hangin rownd awn teh upcoming paiges an den appering awn teh frunt paige. Chansis r taht this wun wuz maid a wile ago. Ai haz herd folkses sayin tehyre lols wuz coppied an ai gess taht duz happin sumtymes but wif sew sew menne peeps maikin sew menne lols 24/7 dere is gud posibilitee uv whole lots uv folks gittin teh saim er bery simlar ideaz.
well, i lookd for flyhawk’s orijinul, an teh capshuns are not teh same, tehy iz diffrent wurding to teh poynt taht babysittin iz not wurf 5 bukks an howr. i’m shur many peeples gotted payd 5 bukks a howr for babysitting, so iz prolly just coinky-dink. (myself, i got paid 1 bukk an howr, bakk in teh day. yoo 5 bukk an howr folks shuld consider yorself lukky, hmpf.)
{{Lunarmommy}} Wen ai waz 12, ai got 25 cents an hour fur sittin’ mae 5 younger sibz, butt(!) parental unitz didnna ‘llow der frenz 2 pay mii more, nebber! Since parentz nawt say nuffin’ bout tipz..mii & sisterz got lil’ exxtry sumtymes!
iz diss showin up.
Takedown! Two points!
I hatez wen dat happenz!!
When tabbeez battlol tabbeez in a pudlol paddlol battlol . . .
And . . . when tabbeez fite these battlols in a bottle with theyr paddlols, and teh bottlol’s on a poodlol and teh poodlol’s eeting noodlols…
I finso, u b channeling Dr. Suess dis morning, Gremlin!!!! Wud u like sum green eggz adn ham???
Why thank yoo, Sam I Am! Yes, I will eet Green Eggzand Ham!
Ore maebe iz Danny Kaye in The Court Jester:
The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Ai thort it wus teh challis form teh pallis has teh poshun taht is poysun and teh flagun wiv teh dragun holds teh bru taht is tru!
Ai dubblold cheked wif wiki caus ai waz nawt shur of da zact werdin, iz what dey klaim.
Aifink dey kep chaynjin it an dey awl gotted comfuzzled.
Woodnt suprize mii, ai thoughted eet waz what Ambercat sed, but wanted tu cheq first. (sorri, ai seded da f werd.)
Ai wus maekin a joek – Annipuss is ryt; tehy keeps gettin confuzzled and tehn tehy brake wun ob teh cups an tehy is swoppd awl arownd an much hill airy tea ensoos, in tippycul Danny Kaye styl!
Rssin frassin stoopy w.p. ate a commink.
So, trying again:
TTI’ers: any one of you going to stand on the 4th plinth (I love that word) in Trafalgar Square? I’m imagining what you would do…
There’s a story on the fron electronic page of today’s NewYork Timesa. Oooh, I should check The Times (Lutoonnin)
9lunnin)
Ai aer nawt goin enniware neer in caes dey maed me get up dere! It lukks kwite skaeree, tho dere iz a saeftee net an teh peepl aer liftid up awn a cherree pikker.
Iz wai too fur frawm heer!
LOL!! Yoo ar too far frum EBREEwhere!!!
oh Hai, Janet!! R u pakkt???
EEEp!!! NO!!! Moar eeeep! Ai hav a to-dooo liszt ten myols long! Inclooding piking up 5 gallons ov red barn paynt this afternoon! An maeking mai appointment fur mai noo bionic fingur! An. . . o mai.
I not pakkt yet, eezer. duing lawndree rite now….
U haz a gnu bionic finner on order??? Kewl!!!
Is u guyz going somewhares?
Wii b gonna go tu Skedadlol tu deh Marinerz game adn wii iz gonna stay at Jamamakittyz adn meeting hur gnu kittyz!!! I b sew egg sited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An TessM an teasel asr gonna be there! An at teh gayme, YesPlis an ai dont know HOO awl else! LOTSA cheezpeeps!! Ober 700 – they sed. An we awl get teh T-shurt – an maybee eben meet teh Grate Cheezez in teh Skye!!
An ai wud doo a beeg smyollee heer, but ai HAET teh noo wuns. Just rote to teh cheezes (just wunce) to see if we cud hav teh old wun bak.
Wud ebreewun rite, pleeze??? Ai am MOAST upset about theze uglee noo wuns. No fun at awl!!! (unhappee face heer)
ohbut Janet!
they is not sew bad ackshully… and did you know you could do this one?
(hope this werks!)
:monkey:
I hate deh noo smileez tu!!! dey b tu uglee fur werdz!!!
smile =
frown = 
grin = 
cry = 
oops = 
lol =
Roll doezn’t werk, it showz up az a razzberry
adn mrgreen lukz like a green pea….. (No offense, sweetpea!)
Ebil adn Twisted lukkingz deh same… adn deh shock duzn’t luk shokkt – adn it b deh same az deh Eek.
Adn wurst uv awl, dhere r no animashunz a tawl!!!
:insert cry fais here:
Did yew getz yer lipz peerced?
Dey sed I wood get lots of scratch for dis job. Dey was rite.
Day sed kitteh lurbs to nap. Apurrently dey was rong about dat too.
Ah gotz wun ah dem lik dat at mi casa. Yess.
Ohai Hammia!! Do yoo hav a profyle??? If yoo do, yoo cud put teh link to yur GRATE blog awn it – an tehn yoo cud hav. . .frenz, laik us!
But – ai LUVED waht yoo rote about RyanAir! Awn teh nooz heer last nite – they sed RyanAir wuz gonna hav STANDING ROOM flying? Wif bar stool laik seets?? LOL!!!
We jst heers abowt Ryanair “standing flytz” 2! Teh Commershul Abiatyshun Assosyashun (British version of the FAA) will hab sumfing 2 sai abowt daht ahfinkso!
$5.00 IZ being too cheep. Datz whi ai putz dat amount on mi recent lol. Iz wat ai got YEERZ ago fer duh babysitin. Hoo ever stole diss kapshun fum mee, ken u pleze next time, leaff yer name, soe we ken go at dis fase to fase? Iz mi #4570399. Iff u dun dis kap furst, ai haz a sorry to u. But ai doan think soe. Ai iz forgive u, butt doan due diss. Peeps heer bee nice peeps. U ken think up yer own stuffz. Soe beeze fair an lett everybodee habb funn. Blessings!
Mi cheese fren mike reserched diss for me. An dunno source DID lol tha exact same kapshun bee for mee!!!! Ai iz sorry, an iz eeting crow! Wood dunno source wan to frend me, wee seem to think alike?! flyhawk
{{{flyhawk}}} it happenz, iz callinged “GMTA” or “graet minds fink aliek”! an ifinkso crummy babysitting egg speeriences be part ob teh jenrul hyoomin eggsperience, yup.
lol. reminds me of my sister’s cats. she has a little female kitten and an male adult cat. the kitten always attacks (playing) the older one and the older one just takes it. i’m sure he could eat her if he wanted to
calvin and rosalyn
I agreez….worf lots of cheezburgers lol
I has a cat just like the big one.