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Adn gib us bak teh good smilies yu shtowl!
Cute cat, is it yours or just a pic you took?
Ya big broot!
“You brute, you brute, you vicious brute!”
*sobs*
Nao aplolojyz fur whut u did tu mai sistur or ai’ll nokk u upsyd ur hedd!
“Blazing Saddles” FTW!!!!!
Iffen you know whutz good for you!
Paul Bunyan immediately regretted trading Babe the Big Blue Ox for Fluffy the Big Little Bully Kitteh.
FTW!!! LCB, u awlwayz so witty!!!
Well, I did wake up this morning feeling funny.
You look funny. **pondurs** Oar jist funny looking?
*checks mirror*
Both. My beak is especially in disarray today. Wait, whut?
*realizes she was looking at parrothead, not mirror*
Teh fevvers are kwite messee tu, at leest teh wuns left. Ai gotta stawp pulling dem owt. Teh trayne ov liyf, ai want awf!
*takes parrothead by teh
armwing, escorts her to teh bar car on teh train of life.*is there room for one more in teh bar car??
if I needs to, I can drink a lot uv littlol drinks instead of fewer big ones…
Of coarse! Just belly up to teh bar.
Try a Rusty Skwerl.
Ov coarse! I wud lyke a lot ov big drinks, if datz an option.
Me too!
How about a lot of littlol drinks followed by a lot of big drinks, followed by a wine tasting?
… followed by a kegger?
if u insist!!
izza gud fing nun uv us be dry-vin…hey! hoo let teh Mr. Conduktor bak heer?
O, is ok. We is letting teh brick from teh runaway subway car insident drive. Teh brick is totally on teh wagon.
As far as I knoes.
iz afrayd ai hazza confuzzlold… der wuz a subway incident inbolbing a brick? wut happind tu de sammiches?
iz taht teh Ringo Starr Mr. Conductor or teh George Carlin Mr. Conductor? (only funnee if yoo yoosed to watch thomas teh tank enjin. teh ringo starr mr. conductor wuz better, if yoo aksded me. wich, um, i gess yoo didnt…*wnders away in surch ob a gud strong root beer*)
Is teh Ringo Starr’s birfday today, so let’s go wif him.
Oops. Sry. Wasnot a subway. Was a monorail. Details at elebenty.
Or rite here:
h t t p : / / icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/21/funny-pictures-haz-roadragez/comment-page-1/#comment-420191
ooh, yor rite, i seed taht in teh paper! himz 69!!!1!! my boiz always luved teh thomas teh tank enjin show an i thotted it wuz reely kool taht ringo starr wuz mr. conductor. him not takes hisself too seryusly, nope. teh george carlin mr. conductor just not had teh right aksent. ringo starr wuz much better.
Ahh..nao it awl mayks sens LCB! adn ai will agree dat Ringo mayd teh betturer Mr Konduktor but ai liekded George Carlin mosely cuz ai fot it was funnee HE wuz castid in dat roal. Plus hims komedee gawt meh fru sum reely hard tiems. Happytayle Berfdai tu Ringo Starr!
LOL, LCB I forgotted about that one!
Ofanks lcb! Butt, iz dere innerwebs inna bar car? Ai muss know eberee second what iz going awn wif Michael!
*points to big TV screen over little train bar car*
All MJ, allda time!
Whispers- PH ai think he iz…DED!
WUT!?!?!?!?!?! Hao do yu nose dis? Last ai heered, hiz lolyer had blown his nose. Wiffa pink kleenex.
oi! hai, PK!
Draconic Kitteh! Ai haz mist yu! **hugz DK feerclee, scales and fevvers fly arownd ebereewear**
kaerflol wiff mai skaelz, iff yoo nawt maiendz….furr sum reezun, teh wunz awn mai bakk seem soar…..
*hugglolz bakk annewae*
pssst – i heerd taht cawz ob all teh plastik sir juries an all, tehy iz going to have to put him in a hazurduss materials fasilitee in teh middlol ob nevada. jus a roomur, yoo unnerstand.
an obveeyusly it had to be a internmunt,nawt a cream asian….
yup, teh toksins in teh smoke culd kill us all!!!!!11!!
(i want teh old smileys bakk *cryz*)
I will dwink tew that!
**schmooz LCB**
Jist kiddin! Ai tried tu put a schmoo on teh ind ov dat, butt teh gowst ov MJ iz eetin teh innerwebs!
She feelz witty! Oh so witty! She feels pritteh and witty and brite!
And I pitteh enny gurl hoo isn’t LCB to-ni-i-ite!
FTW!
hee hee. u are so witty. dat made me haz a giggle
O ahm a lumburjakk adn ahm otay
Ai sleeps awl nyte adn ai wurks awl day
Ai cut daon trees, ai nomz mai lunch
Den play wiff kittehs … hay! Hay!!!
Teh bagel place in my office building sometimes has “Lumberjack Vegetable Soup”. I has never tried it. Their bagels aren’t quite teh real thing so I doubt their soop has reel lumberjacks innit either.
*snerk*
OMCC — duz u fink dey yoozes teh *gasp* faux lumberjacks? Oh – teh huge manatee!!!
Prolly they use particleboardjacks.
or laminate jacks…
O noes! Whut if itz cardboardjacks?
Hmmm…iffz itt iz fur veggiblolz, wuddne’t itt bii liek….kyookumburr jakkz? oar carrott jakkz?
Oar crakker jacks!
*bowz tew yurr jeenyus*
ohai, btw….hao iz yoo? ai’z nawt bin heer…inn wut att leest seemz liek teh lawngestestest thyme….
Ai has missed u, DK!!! Hope u can stay a bit?
ai sez yu cawl shenanigans awn dat playce fur fawls advert…avver..tellin lies bowt teh fuds!
@@@@@@@@!!! elebentee cheezburgers!
Oar u will feelz mai rath!!!!!!!
RAWR!
OMG OMG
SPLOOOOOORTZ
*sweep up longcat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oy LongCat is down! wut tew dew wut tew dew? Fynd CCC, git the whiskey broom and brane pan. Drink whiskey, sweep sport byproducts into pan and rinse orf wiff Sooper Soaker skwirt gun. Plod byproducts into gape-in whole and piece togever the skull over dem. Afficks wiff sum aquatic fowl tape. Strech and snap a CHRG(wdoi) on tawp and settle Longcat back onna infaytabull cushion. Supply wiff fiery drink, choklit noms, and warnin brochure about how to stop drawp an roll when cuteness is first observed.
LOL… warnin brochure FTW!
fiery drink, choklit noms
DO WANT
Do u guise see teh littlol referee kitteh over in teh left of teh pic? Or mabye he is waiting his turn to pound on teh hyoomin.
*skrollz up*
*lukz*
I misst him!! I finso him b wundering wen hii will b big enuff tu klimifying deh hyoomin maowntin.
oar he iz teh bwains behynd teh hole oppurashun… hmm..
Him? Ha! If that littlol bitty kitteh and his teenytiny cranium is teh branes of teh hole operation, then teh hole operation is in teh deep trubbl– *THUD*
*LCB is knocked to teh ground by a teeny tiny kitteh*
Pwned!
Usin pointy enz, kitteh climbz to top of Mt LCB.
*quietly puts on plaid flannel burgular mask*
PWNED!!1 And annuder fing! No Moah Flannic shirts!!1
Dey aer ownlee gud fur wun fing….
kitteh myte be taken care ob dat now, we caint tell fum dis anglol.
Babbeh kittehz aer gud at dat!
Kitty has more powers than this dude
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4636850
lol, yoo know, yoo see fings liek taht an fink, taht cant possilby be reel. but tehn, it’s tehfings taht cant possilby be reel taht are.
(liek mj) (not teh cweenmj, teh ovver mj)
OT
In mai spam emayoz i gotted a letter dat sed “the fellowship of the holy sprite”.
I just LOL finking uv deh holy sprite!!!
Himz justa a liddlol sparklee sprite, flitting arownd….. I wunder if him kud uze a bubblol??
nawt care so mush fer Sprite, I cood hab a Tab?
Dat anserz mai kwestyun doun dere v!
Du tehy still make Tab?
yesh, yu can by it in cans… teh familyer pink cans… and it taests jus liek it awwayz did (shudderrrr….)
We haz a fizzee lemun flavr stuff maed frum kemikuls cawled Sprite. Duz u haz dat?
Hmmmm….. mebbee dey kin baptizing wif deh Holy Sprite insted uv deh Holy Wadderz?? mmmmm, tastee!!!
aaaah… sticky!
I finx dat we still has the soda pop called Sprite but I doan drinx no soda pop, too sweet fer me. I prefers beer. We also usta hab a soft dwink called Tab but it wented away over thirty years ago because of some ambiguity with the recreational drug culchure.
Nope — it diddint go away. Teh Coca-Cola Company still maeks it (accordin to ther website).
*shudder* Ai duzzint liek diet sodas.
Tehy brort owt Tab in TTI, bowt 15-20 yeers ago. Lasted a week, mebbe weekannaharf.
No Tab? *sez in best Marty McFly voyce* Well then give me a Pepsi Free . . . .
eie’ll tayk a kristal pespi plzkthxbai!
Now THEREz a soda I haven’t thot abowt in a long, long tyme!
BlastFromThePastKthx!
Lissen, pal. U wanna order something, u gotta pay for it.
And why ar yoo wayring that flotayshun device, hmm?
You no can have ennyfing free!!
Just hav sumfing wif no shugur in it – a cuppa coffee mebbee.
*pores NS a diet soda*
*adds a lumberjack full of sugars*
sugar coatid lumberjacks??? ai cahn haz wun? pleezpleezpleeeeeez??
Mabye teh birfday fairy can get teh trolls to manufacturate some.
*maeks a note in teh Offishul Burfday Fairy Balkk Berree”
hmm, wuld thoze go under “toyz” or “Kandeez”?
yesh. bowf.
Holee Sprite, Batman!
whoo eber sen u taht hazza lawt uv Moxie (pleh)
is der Moxie ennyware elst but Neu Ingerlan? (I agrees – Moxie is pleh)
prolly nawt. ai cahnt standify teh stuff butt mai Nana uzed tew luff it. Stil sold in stoars heer tew, blargh.
did ennibuddi drink teh Jolt kola?
I hadded a Jolt Cola wunst about 12 yeers ago…Ise only comin down an able to sleep agin recently.
aifinko ai menshuned Moxie wuns afore an hardlee aneewun had herd uv it sew wuz prolly onlee inflikted aw poor ol TTNI.
OHhai BF! I myte be hedded to Augusta in September. I alweys passes frew Portsmoouf on root. Iz dat neer yew?
‘Sploart!’~ay~shuss Liddill
Bebbeh Kitteh roolz wiff iyrn
fisst inz vellvutt paw
‘Sploart!’~ay~shuss Liddill
Bebbeh Kitteh habz lawtza
floof andz tynee eerz
‘Sploart!’~ay~shuss Liddill
Bebbeh Kitteh allwayz getz
wuttebburrz himz wawntz!
Jack.
aifink jack iz daown, butt (!) ai iz nawt shur…enneewun?
hmmm…bettur tu hazza sayf den a sawry…
otay…otay…plz tu nawt pannik..ai kin du dis…um…
*grabs teh CCC wifakwikniss adn sweepssweepsweep Jack Deths braynes intu neet liddlol pyle
*luks at ’strukshuns..hmm…
*Oh! den we rins rins rins dem awf wif sumfin yummy (sparklee paw-megrannit joos)
*den pattapattapatta yoor braynes intu teh hed cabbity adn peece teh hedbonz tugevver
*tayptayptayp wif ducky-tayp
*playce esstra strenf CHRG (wdoi adn Jacks poems)
rapp yu inna floofeh cheezpeeps blankee, bring yu sum hawt choklit adn sordid trufflols. Der yu go, plz tu relax adn nawt luk at teh cyoot furr awile, kthxbai!
Hai, caramelchef:
Nyss jawb wiff t3h fass
reecubburree! CCC
helpz mayz gud az gnu
Addz bunjee coardz andz
froazunn Millkee Wayz andz t3h
Urll Gray Tee Thurmuss
Habz Red Zeengurr inz
annuddurr Thurmuss. Awllso habz
Hurshee Awllmundz Barz
Jack.
OMCC ai gawts a pome!!!!!!1!!1 ai hazza biig onnur Jack!
yu hazza talented! hao duz yu kum up wif awl dees pomes?
Clappity clappity!
Ah allus lieks ur pottery, Jak Def!
And dis lilleh ornjty tynee has a big angree!!
Dew nawt maik meh open up anuvver cahn uv woop-a** awn u, Mr. Brawny Papertowel guy!!
@@@@!
Dat luks zikaklee laik teh bebeh kitteh which ees raisin mii!!!
Oh, de kyuut! Duz urs climb u liek a mountin tew, AC?
skweeeeee!!!! duz kitteh orderz u rownd lyke this? O wat am ai sayin, awl kittehs orderz us rownd!
now hoo is FAT?
Akk! ai;z stukkededed awn teh flor bai a…..(uh ohes)…..reelee…kyoot kitteh…..(*gulpz*)
*SPLORT!!!!*
O noze!!! DK iz daown!!!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
wao….dat wuz kwikk….sawree…..ai’z jusst nawt seed anne reelee kyoot piktchurs in…kwite a lawng whilol…..
*cuddlolz wiff stuffeded pengwin adn drinkz sum hawt chokklit*
wii haz mist u {{{DK}}} welkom bak tew cheezland!
fankyew…furr teh moastestest part, ai’z haddeded diz horridiblol bunchz ob formz tew fillz owt furr collidjez adn stuffz….dey wuzznt /dat/ badd, butt(*snerk*) dey wuz comfyozzink, annoyink, adn complikayteded, adn, adn,…ai nawt likededed dem att awl….
awn anuthurr noet, furr teh resst ob teh thyme ai wuz gonededed, ai wuz inn kalyformya fur liek, 17 daiz….dat wuz fun….
Jack Bauer is fineley brot down!
Omai, haz yu guise seed teh MJ ‘ghost’? Ai kin nawt beeleev peeps are sane dis wiffa straight face!
h t t p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPdnZFSFTNE
They is outta their tree.
Speaking of which, didja see THIS?
h t t p ://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/07/06/ca.im.image.in.tree.kovr
Huh? ai hazza confuzzloled….hao iz aowr cween a ‘goast’?
*lukkz upp confluzzloledlee*
wayt… dat wuz sposed tu be eye-roll… nawt razzlolberry!
wif teh noo an nawtatawl improoved smileez, fer sum unknowed reeson eyeroll shos up as razz.
ai doan lyke teh ‘noo’ smiliez cept maybe fer teh munkee :monkey:
heehee…teh munkee hazza cyoot! iz Mojo JoJo!
ai luffed taht sho!
‘Hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in. I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.’ Poor Mojo JoJo, wiff a braynium taht big hii reely shud haz knowed wen it wuz tyme tew giv up
liek mah gramma-kat yoosed tu sez- hims habbin teh buk smartz but nawt teh kommin sense. ai lurvd taht sho tu! ai mebbe adultified butt (!) ai still be wachin teh kartoonies ebbery chans ai gits!
Buttercup wuz mai faborite, sheez feistee!!
GMTA! Hurs wuz mai faborite tu!Cattitood- she haz it!
We innerupt tihs LOL to maek to foLOLowin nouns mint:
AWL 3 OB TEH TTI RACEY GURLZ(4, if yu cownt TehAngstyWun) HAS REECHED TEIHR SPONSORSHIP TARGITS!!!
Menne fanks to awl hoo has sponsord us or wishd us luk. Fur me, Tidmum and TehAngstyWun owr rayse is tihs commin Caterdai; SJ/Martoonie the nekst Sundai. Tehre is still tym to maek yur doe nayshun, an plenny ob tym to wish us g’luk. Detayuls can be fownd awn teh Rais Reminder post awn CheezTownCryer
Teh linx stai “lyv” fur bowt a week ahfteh teh rayse
Huh??
clikky awn teh link an go to teh Rais Reminder post an awl will be reveeld!
ai dun sii annefink liek dat…adn ai lukkeded….
DK, teh oringinal nowncement wuz awn teh cheeztown cryer bak in Aprilz, Ambercat, SJMartoonie, Tidmum an Teh Angsty Wun r partisipatin inna 5km “run/walk/stagger” (teehee, ai luffed taht) in ayd uv cansur reeserch. Teh laytest remindir iz tytled Rais Reminder awn teh cryer, iffen u wants tew reed moar. Iz bery gud cauz an wunnerful uv u awl tew taik part *shmoos*
ohz……
aifinkso u bedder cownt TehAngstyWun, doan wanna up teh Angst lebel anee moar den nesisary!
Conga rats awn reechin ur targits!!
Plees to sai taht ober awn Cheeztown cryer – teh AngstyWun needs lots ob pozzytiv stroeks an it’s hard werk to trawl fru AWL teh LOLs form to parst cuppla munfs an pik owt teh nyse fings peeps has sed!
An awlso SJ carnt get heer verree orften so it’d be nyse to juss send her a linkeedink to teh Cryer an she can see fur hursef hao supportif yu awl has been!
ai haz naow did so, awn teh rais reminder uv Joon 22, teh laytest nowncement ai cud findz. Big congarats an admyrashun tew awl uv u! ♥
We is awl racin/walkin/crawlin/hoppin awn crutchis an carryin in jur eez. But the Race must go awn!!!!
Awl yor Beeems supports an cheerleedin will be sutch gud an positib halp to ebreewun takin part ..keep it cummin Cheezfrenz
Fankyoo fankyoo for all yor wishes an donayshuns..We cant begin to tell yoo how much it all halps sutsh a werthy cawse!!!!
Pleeeez!! No Moar Angst in teh Tidhowse!! I can’t tayke ennemoar….
…..*rummijs despritlee for teh Gin boddle*
donut fergit to add teh eevnin primp roes!
Nawr, wherz mey fooodz!
ohai, heer iz lunarmommy wif a qwik ‘n’ eezy tootorlilol on how to make teh linkies taht WP wont eet!!!!! plz to replace teh italisized wurds wif teh symbols deskribed therin, an cloze up all teh spaces EXCEPT teh wun between teh a an teh href. taht wun HAS to be tehr.
poynty brakket ober teh comma a href = “website address here inklooding teh h t t p : / / at teh frunt” poynty brakket ober teh period wut yoo want yor linkie to say, liek go luk at my funny LOL! poynty brakket over teh comma / a poynty brakket ober teh period
okay, taht shuld being perfekly cleer. i hope so, wuz kinda confuzzling to write.
yesh, dis meffod wurks bery wel an teh wurds u shud clik awn showz up in bloo
taiks a lil praktice but wurks guud wen u typify it rite
Heerz anottur way tu remberfyz hao tu du it…
Itz juss lyk maykin bold oar italiks, eggsept u yooz “a” fur “aktive” instedd ob teh “b” oar “i”.
So, lyk u wud use [b]…[/b] tu mayk bold (replays teh [ ] wiff ), start wiff [a] … [/a] tu mayk an aktive linkee. Nao if u juss do dat, whatebber wurds u put between teh a’z will be bloo, but it won’t go aneewayrz wen peeps klikee awn it. Dat’s teh eggstra part u needs tu du foar a linkee – teh URL u want dem tu see.
So wen u start it awf, u nawt onlee need teh “a” to say itz aktive, but awlso teh hypertext refrins ob whut u want tu link tu, indikayed by href=”URL”, wayr URL is the linkee address u wants dem tu go tu.
Teh final rezult is (replayce teh [ ] wiff ) …
[a href="URL"]bloo-wurds[/a]
Hmm, teh poyntee brakkits didn’t kum froo eben wen awl aloan.
Deyr shud be “less dan” adn “grayter dan” simblols after teh “wiff”.
Lets see if dis kums froo…
Replayse teh [ ] brakkits wiff “”.
Nope. Otay, ai gibs up.
*has a whack attit*
< >
So…
<a href=”URL”>text goes here, like “click here for link”</a>
Wow, fanks boss! Datz grate!
yah, i’ve tryed showing how wif teh poynty brakkets but tehy nebber evar shows up, so tahts why i started deskribing tehm in teh italiansized wurds. yor way wif teh skware barkkets shows up gud, tho, an iz eezy to reed.
oh, btw, i’v alwyz wunderd wut teh a href stands for. i haz a cupplol websites i haz hand-coded wif html, an nevar knowd. thx for teh ejumacayshun!
Ennybudy elts think teh hyoomuns hed was a shaggy goggie when tehy firts luked at it?
No?
Jus me?
Um…okaythxbai.
dis be da missing chapter from “Gulliver’s Trabbels.”
yep, teh wun wher gulliber travels to cheezland an iz capshurd by teh kyoot bebbeh kittehs. finkso mebbee swift’s goggie eeted it.
CHRG on tightly
And Kevlar helmet
And Saran Wrap coating
And Happy Goggie Goggles
…That is still one kewt kitteh
OMG squeeeeeeeeee!!!
OMG dats SOOO CUTE
;D Yah, yooh guidez dem hoomans.
The kitteh is so aww!