LOLZ, Cheezebugers and Naps?
LOLZ, Cheezebugers and Naps? thats awl there ish to it? thatsh the meaning of life? yew gotz it, baldy.,
do i needz 2 b teh cheezburger?
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Kitteh tells it haow it iz
conga-ratz tu Anni adn Judson fur shayrin teh tawp spot rite? Ai hoap sew coz ai brought the Choklit moose ai tawt 3KM tu mayk in ekschange fur lasanya!
Thx, Chokklit iz mai favritt fud!
Iz speshul kitteh-edibul choklit, amirite? Iz syintifik acheevm… achiy… gud thing!
Well…it kud be whyt choklit! Duz nawt hab teh bad stuffs but iz awlso nommalishus!
Iz awlso Cheezland choklit. Liek awl teh noms in Cheezland, no calolries, alcohol, caffeeeeeeeeen, oar nawty stuffs liek dat.
IRL we dusn’t gib kittehs (oar goggies!) teh choklit. Cheezpeeps luvs tehr kittehs – an we dusn’t luv to share, eever!
*luks at emtee bottel in han…Hay! dis is BEER?!?! ai fawt wuz sodie-pop!* (kaffeen free sodie pops uv Coors! ai meen, course!)
I truly must give cudos where they are due. The Coors people, for Coors Light, and thier ability to get a head of foam on ice water.
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amazing……how do they do it?
Iffn dey told yu…dey wud haf tu kill yu. Coz iz peepl…Coors foam iz PEEEEEPLLLL!!!
so, as I can’t say I like the stuff at all, does that mean that I’m not a humanitarian?
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Now, I’ll wrestle ya down for the last Shiner, two falls outta three for the last Guinness.
u noe teh reel naym uv coors? wii kawl it rokkee mowntin p*sswaddur. heh.
Wii has loklol bevridj dat iz commonlee refurred to az “Swamp Wadder”.
Teh reel nayme iz Ale-8-one, butt to me it taystez lyk Gingur Ale goned bad, relee bad..
“Win Gin jer ail goes bad” nex on Her al dough.
iz bin fun but ai hazza pointmint tu hab a pritty pikshur drawn awn mah aynkel… Hab a grayt eebening! Obey teh orinj kitteh commandmints!
Wut u gettin?
I has pikshur awn my anklol — izza yin/yang.
Well…it will be a lotus flower with kanji for Strong Willed Woman… but (!) I didn’t like the placement so my friend is going to re-draw it & we’ll do it next Sunday.
Wel Dan, haow owld ar yu? Yu nebbur yet hurd abowt dturjint?
this year I am the answer to the question of life…..the universe….and everything.
I must tu rmembering dis….. ritez in sea krit note buk: SHD iz deh anser tu ebbreefing!!
well, I’m only the answer for the next 7 months or so.
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it don’t last, but then…..what does?
blade runner reference FTW
unintentional, but good catch.
Nooooooooohhhhhhmmmmmmm
nohmmmmm man,naowu patsmeh ohmmmm
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I can neber has a chant wif strate fayse agin!
@@@@@ x elebenty!!!1
OOhhhhhhMMooommmmmyProvideMaNNNooooooMMMMMMM
Know Noms, know peace… No Noms? No peace.
Kitteh has spokded.
*snerk* dis iz da rool at myne haus ifinkso!
ah wonder if Kitteh nawt happeh…..noboddy happeh, the official corralary to if Momma ain’t happy….nobody’s happy.
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*ponders*
The 4:30 am bershun at mai howse:
If kitteh nawt sleepin, noboddy sleepin!
an taht fing bowt “awl annimuls is saycred” dunt applai to mices, rite?
No nomming deh Road dentz!!!!
ah’ve heard of needin’ fibre in yer diet…..but actual gravel? innat a bit hard on the teefesess?
Deh byte sized wunz izzn’t so bad….
Fanks to sum chyldhood bike reks, I’ve eeted sum pavemint befoar.
An I still haz teh skars awn my knees to show foar dem.
*snerk*
**luuks askanse at Dan**
U need to go to teh NB, purrchanse?
U wanna tawk bowt sum skars, n south Lucy Anna win Ai wuz lilla girlkitteh, eberbuddy hadz teh tinyshell dribe wais. Teh sk8 ax uh dents adn teh bike ax uh dents leff teh reel dents.
but, unless yta poop through feathers, you aren’t likely to have a gizzard, therefor ya don’t REEELY need the rocks.
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wait-a-minnit, are ya tryin’ to seriously freak yer doctor out, mebbe?
In Birjinya, I notissed dat dere wuz sines nexst to teh rode dat sed, “Loose gravel”. I saw LOTS of dese sines!
Iz lyk dey wuz prowd of it oar sumfin.
So, teh frase evolbed, “Loose az Birjinia gravlol!”
Yah, I gess u hadd to hav been dere.
*Pops bak in* Hmm, loose az Birginia gavlol. Hmm. I nawt haz ennifing else tu say.
STOOPY WERDPRETZL!
I has tryed to post linkee to ware I stayed in Birjinya, butt it nawt showed up.
w w w. alpinehideaway dot com.
Wuz beyootflol, kwiet an sekloodid. I wanna go bak SO BAD!
**long sad sigh**
is that where ya went fer yer vacation? were ya……….huntin’ the locals? *sideways, semi-snerky grin* luukin for lucky perchance?
Awn my supur-sekrit bakayshun, Dan?
Nope dint go dere.
Gotta go dere wif sumwun “speshul”.
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Wen u availablol?
Wayle, I WUZ hopin to get lucky, butt it nawt werked. owt.
Today, I AM warin wun of teh shurts I buyed whiel I wuz dere, tho.
Dat Birginia Gravlol must not beeing a Birgin ennymoar.
**gigglols lyk skoolgurl**
alas, ya gotta doo somteen ’bout dat saffron robe…..eet goes wit noting.
Duz nuffin fur ur cumplekshun eever.
Ai’m mohr then a leetle imprest thet stagehanddan hiz saffron…snerk
^— “knows” for ennyplayce ewe fink eet shud go–^
it really shouldn’t come as a suprise. It is a spice, a very expensive spice that goes a VERY long way. I used to work in a Marriott kitchen.
Ai lurnd sumfin new abowt ewe!
An, it luks a leetle lyke orinj kitteh hayres, aifinkso.
Wize kitteh knos wat is impawtint
btw BF, I only has a free gallon hat. But I is glad to see yew.
ai wundered iffen u had com bak an seed taht
Fergit it den, Isle go fer the essentials, yew kin hab all ob de existentials.
Full ov fillo…phyllo…sofacle…smart finkin, yesh.
Wunder y dis lol bringin owt teh fillo smart finkers todai?
Wurship teh kitteh adn u will knoz awl.
Wat else du yu need?
Sunspots an belleh-rubz!
Dat bein sed- breeng me cheezburger, make a LOL den am-skray sewz ai kin tayks nap. Yu iz dis-missded.
Chop chop cue bawl! Doan maek me gib yew ‘teh look’.
or teh fyb-pointy-enz paw uv def!
Tai Kwan Leap?
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boot-to-the-head.
Tai Kwan… D’OH!
Approach, stewdintz, adn close teh circle at teh feetz of teh master… Who disturbz owr meditashunz az a pebbl disturbz teh stillnes ov teh pond??
My guess wud be DAN…. an himz infamus can openur….
Ohai red! How bi yur sunnydai nao, hmm? (If teh linez ai quoted abov seem obskewer, tis becaws Ai waz riffin on the Tai Kwan Leep record taht Dan waz referencin. Ekskweeze us if we’re gettin a littlol recherche here!)
MAIS….NON!!!, c’est n’pas possible, certainment.
Yah-huh!
Yesh!
Ya-yup!
recherche le femme, doc, recherche le femme!
Heh, heh, hmmmm….. Oooo-keh.
Ai lieks a guru hoo goes strayt to teh top to get his ansers…
LOL!!!! Ai doo too!!!
Ai haz takun dis kittehs adbice and it haz maded me beri happitayle! Ahh da gud lyfe!
Makes sense to me.
Ornjj Kitteh duz t3h
“Pawppa~Ooom~ Meow~Meow’”
chantz wen no wun luukz
Ornjj Kitteh habz t3h
purr~swayssiv powurrz 2 getz
wuttebburr hurz wawntz
Ornjj Kitteh awllso
habz sooperblee trayndz Hewminz
2 fillz hurz deezyrez
Jack.
Pawpaa oom meow meow!!!!
Jack, yu has owtdun yurself!!!!!!
Nao ai be chantin awl nite!!!! (Wen nawt ROFLMAO…)
WIN!iz awl ai kin sez…iz laffin sew hard ai kinnawt opin mai eies!
Don forget teh servants! doggies have masters but we kittehs have servants!
This thing is’nt even funny! It doesent deserve a single Cheesburger!
agreed.
augh this is insulting :/
Photo shows rare “littr bowl o wise kitteh” neber usuly seen outside Tibet.
Tat Tibetan Monk hash a bit of teh Scottish brogue!
Like Sean Connery’s hoakey smokey brogue in
“Highlander”: dish in teh place of this; ish in tah place of is;
thishle in the place of…. thistle
*anow ish tyme to whet mai whishle*
“What is the sound of one hand clapping?”
“LOL”
Hes a Laotian/Lao monk.