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Why are you hollering? We just fed ourselves so you could sleep in!! Boy is that ingratitude for you!!!!
u toldz me nawt 2 wake u up anymoar.
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tastes bedder dis way
O yez, carosue…teh kittehs tink so.
congrashulashunz awn yur nawt sekkend!
*dans dans dans*
Fank yu, an LCB wuz heer, too!
fuuds tayste eggstra nommy when yu ripz open teh bran noo bag wif owr teefs adn clawz! berri fresh dat way!
*happy dans happy dans fur carosue*
You probably won’t be impressed that we scooped out our own litterbox, either.
scooped it owt wif what? Onto teh floor. I has had kittehs who did this. Nawt so helpful ackshually.
Ai shoor hoep datz in anudder ruum. Don want dat mixin wiff teh fuds!
I knoes! I can’t bleev it when I sees pics of kitteh fud dishes rite next to litterboxes. Does their hyoomins eat their own dinner in teh baffroom next to teh unflushiefied toidy? I somehow donot thinkso.
u hazn’t mettinged dis peep haz u?
Ew. No. Thx to CC.
Well my cween, dat be jus playn weerd butt (!) cuz uv dat linkie ai nao has diskuvvered teh Randum Kitteh Generaytur! Ai had noe ideer! oh teh cayootniss!!!
Hoominz be ingrates!
Teh fluur wuz so boaring befoar. Is mush moar inneresting nao, yeff?
Yah, it relee be innerestin wen u find a crunchee, wif ur bare fuut, at 3 oklok inna moarnin.
Cud b wers…cudz b findin a fresh hayrball wif bar fut at 3 inna mornin…much pleh!
Been dere, dun dat.
Yesh, iz berry mutch pleh!
Ai haz stepped in dat also- yuck yuck yuck!!!
ugh yuk! gibs mii shivverz nao juss thinkin bout it!
I not shur witch iz worst, deh Ow!! Ow!!! Ow!!! oar deh Ew!! Ew!! Ew!!!
Yeers agoa, mai kitteh Mr. Furry (him iz in teh meddo nao) lernd dat teh mousees dissaggreed wid him tummeh. My husby faond teh evydense wid him bear feetz. EW!!EW!!EW!!
I wans faond haf a moal tihs wey.
Maind u, legoes hurtz moar.
Hay! Ai wuz savin dat fur laytur!
relax…relax,reelax, REEELAAAAX. we are afterall cleanin’ it up.
nomnomnom……*petite feline burp* may take a little while.
*whew*
nomnomnomnom
If u haz goggie, dey will cleen it up much faster, ifinkso!
I donut kno…..Dere wuz sum dayz I finkso I shudda naymed Josie “Hoover”.
dat phunni! mai mom n dadcat ‘dopted sum outsider kittehez who ated lik dis- deh nomed dem Hoover n Kirby! Hoover got ‘dopted by sumwon else but kirby still der nomin awai
momcat
ohai momcat! howz yoo doing? howz teh fambly? we haz missingd yoo!
yep, sumtimes thoze stray kittehs, wen tehy gets a regyoolar fud supply, tehy eets liek tehy duznt kno wher tehms nekst meel iz coming frum! (cawz for a long time tehy didnt, yay for gibbing teh strays a foreber home an plenty ob fuds!)
Nao we haz self-surv buhfay! No needz 2 tank us…
Wii jes haddad tew fynd teh pryze in teh bawks…!
Wuz at teh bottum.
I saves u time, see
Az ceiling cat iz mai witnez, Ai weel nawt go hungrii ehgen!
yay! clappity clappity clappity
ai lubs gwtw. yawl kno ahm ah suthun belle kitteh mahseff!
Um… sry, my eyes was bigger than mah stummick. Does this restrant has a kitteh bag?
Yesh! Jest as sune as we let teh kitteh awt ov teh bag.
saints preserve me from the screams of 5,000 preadolescent girls.
.
.
mah ears hurt, muchlee.
*hands dan some eerplugs and a 5th of Jack*
Who’s playin tonite?
Omaigarsh Dan! Porquoi bii teh grilz skreeminz? Or por whom? Or what izzit? Ai hoap yur eerz be okeh soon. *Hazza wurree abowt Dan gettin hi-frequensee heerin impairmintz*
Demi Lovato, is the headliner. some guy who was a runner-up on Idol is on now (name escapes me….David something-er-other), the girls bum-rushed the barricades, and broke them. I was out there attempting a fix, while they were screaming forte-voche.
OOch! They need to get you a soundproof suit, aifinkso. (Slightly offtopic, but ai had to Google Demi Lovato to figure owt who you were talkin about. Adn the other day, when reviewing one of the cheezfriends’ home page, I noticed that, of the ten bands she listed as some of her favorites, I had
)
never
even
heard
the
names
of any of the bands before. This did serious violence to my self-image as a culturally aware young fellow, yesh it did. This music stuff seems to move along, does it nawt?…
wuz wun ob tehm “my chemical romance”? just wondering.
cawz tahts a pretty good band. az wun hoo iz sayling throo teh prime middul yeers ob my lief i kan say taht tehy haz much remminissinses ob 70′s epic-arena-consept-album rokk wif teh punkishly undertones (obertones? wuteber) taht makes tehm ob teh moment. if yoo are ob a certin respektablol aje but still intrested in lissening to myoozik taht wuld make yor parents run skreeming frum teh room (my daddeh, anyway; my momma’s more tolerunt), “my chemical romance” is a gud wun.
Dey sown familyur. Wut do dey sing?
Teh noo Rob Thomas cd iz owt. WANT!
tehm’s last big song on teh raydio taht i’m aware ob iz “teh blakk parade.” tehy haz a album called “teh blakk parade,” an teh wun i haz (borrowd frum my older boi) iz “three cheerz for sweet revenge.” iz bofe consept albums, telling a hole story. (culd haz nooer songs; i qwit lissening to raydio wen i gotted 3pm player an my hubby gotted me cassette player converter so i culd plug it into my car.)
i reely liked taht song rob thomas did wif santana. shuld get it for my 3pm player sumtime. kant heer it wifowt wnating to danse.
When I taked guitar class at teh loclol commewnity college, it was back when “Smooth” was on teh radio every 5 minutes. The prof, kind of an older, square-seeming guy, was teh intreegued wif teh song and would walk around teh classroom playing teh riff on hims classicamacal guitar.
wuld be cool to be ablol to playing it.
bakk wen my older boi wuz a brand-noo bun in teh oven wuz wen “dont wurry be happy” wuz on teh radio evrey five minnits. i wuz in grad skool an offen eeted at teh subway playse wif a frend rite by skool, an seemed liek evrey time i walked in tehr, “dont wurry be wuz playing.” i wuznt akshully so happy abowt fud smells at teh time, an to dis day i still feel nawzeeyated weneber i heer taht song.
Fassinatin memory associations to tummey functions, yesh! Aifinkso some of us who weren’t preggers at teh time may also have nausea-triggering memoriez of taht song–spesholee those of us whoze relatives played teh song endlesslee at Catsmas-time wif one of tohse electric fishes-on-a-board that “sang” the sawn over adn over adn over adn over…. *Turnz a littlol bit green arownd teh gillz at teh memoriez*
yah, sumtimes i wunder if mebbee wuz partly teh song to blame too
i gotted ober my nawzea-assoshiashuns wif evreefing else frum taht time.
teh fish fing wuld reely do it, too.
Tanx foar teh suggestion lunarmommy! “mai chem. rom.” was nawt one of teh bandz in questionz–I had heard that name before, and would perhaps have recognized it–though I couldn’t hum any of their tunez, never knowingly having heard any. Ai will make a point of lookin tehm up. Who nose? Mai muzical taste may nawt yet be entirely ossified. (Tho ai woodn’t cownt on it!!1!)
well, tehyr not for evreewun, but tehy duz hab a lot ob referenses, i fink, to teh big theatrikkal bands frum teh 70′s (fink qween, taht sort ob fing) that prolly gibs tehm appeel to folks frum thoze erlier eras. myself, i mostly liek teh noo myoozik, but ifinkso my chemical romanse haz som aksessiblity to thoze hoo prefer teh classiks.
now prolly any teenaje gurl fan ob tehms hoo reeds dis will go deleet m.c.r frum ther ipods. if old folks liek it, taht prolly rooinz it.
lol, time flyz wen yor getting old
Troo dat! Fun, though! Expechili considerin teh alternativz! (BTW, how does we catch some of them tym flyz? Aifinkso it was G. Marx taht sayd that tyme flyz like an arrow, adn froot flyz like a banananana? So maybe we uze teh arrowz for bait?)
hmm, ponder ponder.
yup, dont liek teh alternatib. liek i alwayz sez, its wen yoo stop gettin older taht yoo haz a problem!
Well, ai will say “goodnite” now, awl. Have a happi week!
I finso dey kin reeching freak wensiez only dogz kin heer!!
may not can hear it, but the effects when yer spine de-calcifies is difficult to ignore.
….. and they’re all chewing gum, aren’t they???
not chewin’……….POPPIN’!!!
Poppin’? I think your way is clear, then.
Once you pop, u can’t stop!!
Ai almoast hadz dis saem sceen at myne haus lass nyte! Az Ai wuz tryin tu fillz da fud dish Kitteh wus tryin to nock da beeg tub ov fud ober. Shee finallee ended up standing in the beeg tub whyle eating owt ob it. Ai hadz to wayte til hur wuz dun afore Ai couldz finish fillin da fud dish.
I hadded something simular, only when putting kitteh litters from a 40-lb bag into 2 bukkets (not bloo.) I had fillified both then covered one to take it to teh one room where a litterbox is. A minnit later when I came back to cover teh other one, Liam was in teh bukket digging in preparation to poop. I transferred him to teh litterbox just in time.
adn Liam sayz
“butt mawm, Ai haznt christened da bukkit yet!!!!!!”
lionelcat…ai hartz “butt mawm”…laffs & geagulls!
Hewminz nawtz 2 bryte!
Nom Nomz shoodz stay in bag andz
keptz beehyndz clazzd doar
Sillkee Kittehz amz
berreh clebburr 2 fyndz way
n2 Nom Nom Bawkz
Hewminz reelee shoodz
keepz Nom Nom Bawkz awayz frumm
deeturminnd Kittehz!
Jack.
Hay, duz ennywun kno ware to skwirt a ceelin fan wif WD40? Mien be berry noizee.
oooo! mynes goin tika tika tika ebree few minnits! is berri randum adn juss started aftur four yeerz! tika tika tika tika then kwiet…
I figgered it owt. Wun of teh shaydez/gloabz wuz loose!
yay rhsb!
nao i hafta try and go tu sleeps…
tika tika tika
‘Nite, smileycat!
Gud luk findin owt wut rong wif ur ceelin fan.
Moast ceeleeng fanz no
habz playssez to shootz oarz skwirtz
Dubbill U Dee Foartee
Noo ceeleeng fanz habz
seeled bayreengz insyde. Wen fan
goez bad. Getz noo wun!
If fam amz oaldz. Luuk
4 cubberd toob 4 oylz
andz loobrikkayshunz
Jack.
Butt, Jack, Ifn it skweeks (oar nawt moovs an shud), yooze WD40.
Ifn it moovs an nawt shud, yooze dukky tayp.
Rite?
Hai, rhsb:
Redd Green woodz beez prowdz
ubz U menshunneeng awllz ubz
T3h Handeeman’z frendz!
Jack.
Yesh, I LUBS Red Green!
Dukky tayp – teh handeemanz sekrit weppin.
Awl ai wanna necks burfday iz ducky tayp…a beeg
6-roll pk fram da orifice store…elebenty rolls, wowz!
Ummm, heeellloooowwww, wat iz yur problem? Yu layin in da bed snorin, an wii wuz starvin! Yu iz lucky wii nawt dead frum starvin!
Halp Halp-tuk a lil knap an waked up to annorified
kittehs! Ai not wurthee to bee a fud dispanser…
gild trip! gild trip!
Nawt tu worri grasshopper, da kittehz will teach yu.
Wow, this one is horrible. Come on, guys. This is NOT up to par.
anovver kitteh hoo desidingd to help herself to teh fuds
Cat looks guilty as hell.
wow thats exactly what my cat would do!!!!
Ai has noteesed sumfin awn teh profyles. ICHC is attractin moor an moor yung uns. Purrhaps beecause dis ees a happee an safe plaice tu play! Creepazoids ar quiklee chaseed awai oar MODERATED by teh Cheezes. Yay fur Cheezland!!!! An welcome tu all teh yung peeps. Naice tu hav yu heer!!!!!
Waaaah!!! someone please!! what is the breed of the cat! he looks just like my Spunky!! I always thought he was a korat/russian mix…