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Once he was over the fence, Peter just couldn’t resist taking a parting shot at Mr. McGregor.
i mite taunt him a sekkind tiem.
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Whoa, a mind-meld brade!
mr shpock onetime goed into teh resfront an haded
some Vulcam patty melt… an he gibbed it tah Vulcan mind melt to it!
“we iz one fing: your rosbif patty on teh wabelengf wiff mai brainbox; teh Vulcam brainbox linked to your hunert percent rosbif patties!!”
oooohh scarry – but iz zat same as mind-meld brade,
or… youdunfinkso?
(I can has fronch fryes and cat soup wiff tat, pleaze?)
kay bunny, we let chew off dish time, just don’t get into a hoppit of dewing dis…
Ears what I’ll do, den. I’ll warren yu can’t stawp an army ob rabbits!
did I come in on the tail of this one? nawt sure I cotton to the story so far….
Den we’ll paws to reflekt. Wun fyne day, in teh middle ob teh nite, Peter Rabbit checked out the site. Post to post they lolled each obber, carrots pulled adn pived foar cobber.
Lub it JD!
i finkso the best use for dat icon is:
blargh!
i yam ded from teh cute!
*klonk*
Pbpbpbthththt!
*looks around for shamwow*
copycat. you owe me a raspberry Nehi.
Ai nawt copee cat!
agreed, you no copee cat. you copee da pea dat is sweat….er sweet.
*sheepish grin* bannanana fingers….watcha gonna do?
*looks askance* at stagehanddan
We[royal we usage] perspire.
Don’t even ware sweaters, they (royal they) only ware perspirers.
Sum ob dem wimmens don’t eben sink dat low low – dey ware glowers.
oh, sowy! was just trying out my new skills learn’t from “Extortion for Dummies” sold to me by LCB.
Yu maed 4.5 CRAI!
i *said* i was teh sowy.
*goes to get 4.5 a peas offering*
with chocolate i scream innit. unless you don’t have raspberry, then vanilla icescream in ornj Nehi if you have Breyers icecream. If not, then leave off the ornj Nehi and just give me a bowl of rasperbby sherbet ontheside.
I love a woman who knows what she wants.
awn teh syed.
Duz eet werk 4 yew??
Iz dat a Gibbocat I seez?!!?!?!?
*kumss running wif deh elolofant feetz*
Galumph-galumph-galumph!!!
Gibbo!!!
*krashes intu Gibbo
*gitz up*
{{{{{{{Gibbbocat}}}}}}
Awl hale Gibbocat! himz whoo created teh Tybooteaque!!
An much much moar!
Bunny raspberries…
Mmmmm… raspberry bunnehs…
Kyooter den teh avrij razzberry, aifinkso!
But du yu stew raspberry bunnehs oar mix dem intu teh fruit salad?
dose are fricaseein bunnehs
Oh my — der bee a lot ub veye o lense to da bunnehs today — dey bein stewed and fricaseed and dried up ta rayzins an an an an shockified onna fense!! Y oh Y iz da kyootie bennehs bein tweeted sew badz!!??11/
ever planted a garden?……..
LOL — yeah — butt i foughted der wuz a rool aginst hurtin da rodints and da bunnehs onna dis herez blog — butt mae bee da roll iz jest aginst eeting em – and iz otay ta cook em … and dry em upz and eelectreefy dem ….
oh, and I forgot about the burrows. My dad came within a hares breadth (I’m really-really sorry for that one) of breaking his foot off in one. He jumped over a fence while in pursuit (he was a cop) and one foot went inna rabbit burrow.
Um, ai don fink teh bunnehs ar bein mayd intu rayzins.
Teh bunnehs mayks teh rayzins. (wink-wink)
Ohhh…. butt dey iz steel being cookified and eelectreefied …
Welll…. dey ar nommilishus. Adn wyol sum ar beri frenlee adn mayk gud pets, derz enuff ob dem owt in teh feeld dat iffn ur diskreet abowt it, nowun will notiss mush. Speshullee iffn deyr eetin up ur begimatubul gardin.
Sew … oozin dat logicallness wii kin eet upz sa skwirrrz and otter rodintz two?? Watch out der Skwirrlgirrl!!
bedder dan bunny rayzinz, yup, yup, yup!!!!
*looks queryingly* I have no raisins…..what raisins are ya talkin’ ’bout? and just what makes then so amusing in the first place?
Bunny rayzinz fawl owt deh bak end uv deh bunny.
stop being un-raisinable, dan.
Bunneh rayzinz?? Doze no soundz likee gud finks … duz da bunneh haf ta sitz inna da sun two longz untell heem iz awl driededed upz? Dat wood makee mii
ta seez a dwied upz bunneh …
Raspberry Trifles?
“neener neener neener, fertilyzer fer braynes!!”
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Ur father smelt ob razzberrees?
let’s hope the autie is nearsighted…..and cannot find ‘er glasses.
U bettur gets reddy tu run kwikk, littlol bunny – dat aynt mush ob a fens!
Tu layt! Mr McGregor turned on teh power, adn Peter Rabbit went flying fru teh air! Wheeeeeeee! Casploosh into the pond.
*sizzle* owch.
At leest teh waddurz kwenchd teh burnz. Poor Peter.
hrm — mae bee dats howz dey gotted ta bunneh rayzins up da fred — dey frizzoled da poo babbeh bunneh …
Skayrd teh rayzins ryt owtta hims, yeff it did.
haz you eber touchinfied wun ub dose eletrikified fenses???? Dey gib yous a BEEG oooochhhhie!!
Aha! Nawt iffen yu yooze teh palm ob wun hand, and ware thick-sole shoos. Wib wun hand, teh elekticity can’t flow from wun hand to teh ober, adn wib thick-soul shooz, it can’t be grownded to teh grownd. Yu gets a tingle in yore hand, adn dat’s it, not mush diffrent from tuching a neerly ded 9 vault battery to yore tung.
O mai – nebber yooz teh palm ob teh hand tu test fur lektrisitee, oar ebben teh frunt ob ur finners. Teh shokk kan tytin ur musklz adn mayk ur hand klench awn teh wyr, adn u myt nawt be aybul tu un-klench dem!
Ownlee yooz teh bakk ob ur finners, so iffn dey klench den ur finners pull away frum tey wyr, nawt ontu it!
gud to no, but O.MiCC, Ai hopes I never need to no dis!
Pfffftttthhhbbbtttt.
Stoopy farmer…
aweeeee nightshayde… ur abatar is da kyoot! *titens chrg*
*rubs eyes*
is there a flag covering the plam tree?
*wispurrs* ctrl-F5 (oar ctrl-klikkee-refrosh-buttin)
Hey! Guud trikk taht! Fankies, AP!
the farmer isn’t the wurri, Rover—he’s the wurri.
*bunnneh stikks tung owt at goggie, tehn runz away wif a very qwikkness*
bunneh best pray dat goggie nawt a weiner-dog. da weiner’s were bred to go INTO the dens.
forchunately, DIS bunneh libs in a fronsch cassel in teh miffikal aje ob king arfur. an him iz very very DANJURUS!!!11!!1!!
Behind teh rabbit?
No – it IS teh rabbit!
the garden, it shall be myne……oh yes, it shall be myne.
hey, dan, i not knows wen yor burfday iz!! how kan i wishing happee burfday to my favrit stayjhand wen i not knowing wen yor burfday iz?
it’s in Feb. the early part.
.
and that’s all I tell folks. Nothing personal, I just like to keep it private.
(burfday fairy)
okie dokes – yor not teh only wun
tehn i will just gibbing yoo burfday wishes sumtime in feb an yoo kan pikking tehm up anytime yoo wants!
*sneeks intew stagehanddan’s rume, cheks teh calendar*
“It’s febby teh thurtief.”
dat figgurz!
no wunder himz luks so young!! ai wud luk yunger tooo if yew divided *mumbly four* by four!! LOL
oh mai cween, ai haz finded a crown fur your appearance with your peeps!!!
Wouldn’t it be *mumbly two*?? That’s the answer to life and awl things, right Dan!!
*snerk* If I truly am the answer, then lord help us with the question. It kain’t be guud.
U is answur tu moer tahn u noe. Ebbrybudee is.
oooo. Fill Oss O Fee!!
sly sneeky bunneh plots wurld dominayshun, wun garden at a time.
lettuce nawt jump to conclusions, it would be raddish.
i not carrot all if teh bunbuns take ober, tehys kyoot!
Iz bean inna cardz furr awhile — i meen dey re produce like — well like bunnehz
Neener neener neener – I is faster AN smarter AN kyooter than yooooooo!!!
Dis bunneh prolly nawt Peder. Is prolly Flopsy. Her was allus dat wae.
sumbunneh shud tells da bunneh dat u needs 2 sticks yer tung to ta cablol da fins owt iffn da cablols bees chargded… adn nawt da paw wylol da tung is owt… oar mebbeh beddur tells da bunneh nawt 2 tuches cablols dat habs nawt been testid fur lectricity by hoomins b4
I haz nebber seen a bunney tung a fore!!! Iz Iz IZ SEW KYOOT!!! Uh Oh…. *SPLORTTTTTTTT*
Oh nose! Elsa_Mama is down!
*Pushes the CCC into position
*Sweeps up every last particle of braynz
*Washes in cool green tea
*PAcks back in, making sure everything fits
*Taypes down the head bonz with decorative masking tape
Snaps on new CHRG w/do bunnehs
*Here’s some pomegranate juice loaded with lots of good stuff for you
fankie Q — I feelz beddar naw — an i will avert mii gaze frum da kyootie tung!
heerz burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to B- an evreewun else hoo habbings a burfday today!! i haz bringed fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif kreemcheez frostings, frooty sparkly party punch, iskreem, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy ballz taht liet up wen tehy bownse, fuzzy bunbun boblolhed akshun figyurs, kandee, an fuzzy bunbun stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*bownse* FLASH!
*bownse* FLASH!
*bownse* FLASH!
*tee-hee!*
Aneewun hooz luukin, so ai gess itz u!
U lyks mai flashee-bawlz?
oh…..my
.
.
oh my-o-my.
haz thoze trols been at it agin? furst teh skratch’n'sniff bebbeh zombie stikkers, now dis…
Well ai lyks dem so ai’z keepin dem.
Fanks burfday fairy fur teh cool burfday giftee!
*bownse-FLASH!*
*tee-hee*
Hey — kin i haf sum o da flashy ballz?? I will gib dem out at da FB — dey likee stuffz like dat!
how meeny ballz u gotz der AP??? An wut are you plannin ta doo wif dem???
Ai izznt greedy. Ai onlee tuuk tuu (wun foar eech frunt paw), but ai is bownsin dem awl arown Cheezland!
*bownse-FLASH!*
*bownse-FLASH!*
*tee-hee*
Ohai, ebreebuddee. I’ve been offline for a few daze, since my stumbly fingers dropped my MacBook and broke the screen! A friend loaned me a giant monitor (bigger than some apartments I’ve lived in) and connected it to my laptop by a spaghetti bowlful of wires.
welclom bak *starts singing feem song to wlecom bak cotter*
were you in da Q continyou um while yr computer was teh bork’d?
Aifinkso I was in a stranj place. Disconnected, discontent, discombobulated! Now I am convinced I’m a computer junkee.
i finkso you pushed da paws button by ack see dent?
Hed. Desk.
*Raises head.
Face. Paw.
theys doing it slo-moshun liek in teh kungfoo moovies!
Yesh!
Better be careful… could be the rabbit of caerbannog!
He’s a vicious little rodent.
Not like you,Leeza!
nnnnooo comment.
.
nope, nary-a-one, nawt onna dare.
*narrows eyes at dan*
crows-feet are such a trial…….
*sniffle*
and to think I usta think u was mah knight in utilikilt!
lets us hope it is a knight, it’s darker then, hard to see inna dark.
.
shadows are mah fren.
When do superheros become weather forecasters? Only the Shadow snows!
if it makes you feel any better I’ll tell ya what happened at the bank friday.
*sniff*
a story…??
well.. *sniffle*… ok!
July 3, I walk into the bank to deposit a check. The children are apparently running the store as I have bruises older that 90% of the peeps there at that time.
I finish the paperwork (deposit slip) and approach the counter…..I wait…..I wait a little more…..*ahem*.
Oh, hi there. Is that your natural hair color or did you color it platinum blond?
.
*blink, blink-blink* *sigh* It’s father-time that did mah hair color, thank-yew-verrah-much.
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That makes three times now I’ve been described as blonde.
I could bloody-well weep.
oh mai
*patpatpat* i’z been going gray sinse i wuz 18, so i knows wut yoo meen. nekst time sumwun sez, oh i liek yor gray, it luks so nachural, ifinkso i’ll dy it purplol.
iz liek wen sumwun aksded me wunse wen teh baby wuz doo, an teh anwer wuz “four munfs ago.”
aksin pursunal qwestions abowt sunwun else’s appeeranse… not a graet idea, akshully.
I gottid mai nawt sekkund gray hare wen I wuz twenny-six….
I figged dat nawt so bad, at dat rate i wud git mai sekkund wun wen I wuz fifty-tew…..
unfortunitchlee, muzzer naychur iz a bee~atch……
bai deh tiyme i turned fifty-tew, i had waaaaayy moar dan tu gray harez.
I has a Mallen streek. Haredidder aksed iffin I wantit it cullered an I telled her…
“
“No *&%^^* way!! I earnt eech an ebree wun ob dese .I ware it as mai badge ob growedupness
but sadlee mai teefs is fawlin owt an I has a pair ob Varifocals awn order….
owld age..it dunt cum alone *sigh*
Mien b turnin wite.
{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}
Wii heerz, yu. U not alone, neever!
but but but BUT… gray, just maeks the mens look
extinguisheddistinguished!gray, silver, white, brown of various shades, red here and there. *sigh* someone asks hair color and I either have to think about it or just answer…..yes.
similar thing with my eyes, color?….Which one?
but.. no blonde?
Iffn it maeks u feal ennee beddur, Dan,mai hares startid goin wite wen Ai wuz 8yeerz awld.
*skampurrrrrs in*
*applies anti-wrinklol creem to Leeza’s eyes*
*skaumpurrrs owt agin*
Ohai eeck, how is u?
Tired of entering info into our new pyooter system,but otherwise fine.
I was nawt heer all last week,week,week cuz of stoopy werk!
Hope u iz brite eyed & bushy tailed!
**AHEM** *SKWEEEEUUUUUU uv microfonolol* MAY AI MAEK A MESSIJ FROM YOAR LOL? AI AM LEEVING TEH NURFING HOEM AT 5PM (CDT) AN WILL STAY WIF CATTAILS AN HUBBEH FOAR 2 NITES UNTIL AI SEE MAI ORFO DOKTER AND DEN AI GOES UP TO MAI APARTMENT. U MAI NAO RETURN TO YUR REGLAR LOLZ! FANK U!
W00t!!! w00t!!! Dat b grate gnuz, KCT!!
*duz a happytayl dansdansdans*
Fank u, cween! Ai wud dansdansdans but ai dans in mai hart!
i finkso we should all go over to cattail’s pad for a party!
Dat’s a step in teh rite dyrekshun, Aifink!
Annipuss, aifinkso 2! {{{{{{{{cweenmj & annipuss}}}}}}}}
dansdansdans in your hart and in ebberyone’s hart for going home. homehomehome
dansdansdans
dans for KCT going home
dans for the goodness of Cattails
Oh yes, BEEEG dans fur Cattailz!!!!
hur b such a grand Cheezeepeep!!!
Dansy dans dans adn twist and stomp!
Dans tu deh left,
dans tu deh rite,
jump up!!
dansy tu deh rite,
dans dans dans tu deh left
Shakee shakee shake,
Dansy dans dans adn twist and stomp!
Dansy tu deh left,
Dansy tu deh rite,
jump up!!
dans and dans fur grate Cheez frend, Cattails!!!
yay KCT!! i am glad yoo are leeving teh pleh nerfing home, i hope yor nee iz getting betterer so yoo kan mooving arownd ok an be safe an feel better!! {{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}}
* dans dans dans (innachair)*
yeah KCT!!!!
Hurrah! Cheers, fireworx, clinking glasses and general riotous behavior!
{{{KCT}}}
Yaay KCT! Ai noes yu will be deelited to be back in yur own hoem!
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{{{{{KCT}}}}}
Yay! I has a happy!!
W00t!!! dansdansdans fur KCT!!!
test?
42?
Ai can see u, adn ur blooness wurks fyn!
Datz an innerestin way tu list ur profyl, but it wurks!
fangQ! it used to block me when I used that URL. Its the way it shows up whenever I go to my profile
Oh you naughty bunny!
I used to love that movie…XD
that bunny is so cute though and naughty but its tunge is so small and cute…. in a WAY though………… I LIKIE CHEEZBURGERS and cats
who eva likes dogs more than kittehs SHAME ON U!!!
just so ya know, teh image iz by Tanja Askani
http://www.fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/mypics/12278/startpic/464
Aww, wat a quoot wittle bunneh! :3
How cute is that! How on earth did you ever find that one, Heather?
Good Job…it got me laughing!
:3 Awweh! Which ish cuter? Kittehz or Bunnehs? <33
tie
lolz i love that!!