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Ai aer a kitteh, nawt a goggie
Yea, a free wae ty wif Anni leedin, wif KayKitteh an Punkin hot on Anni’s tayle. An Maus in a slol nawt fird. Ai offers Icee tea an koffee and a begetabl tray for TTI and pastreez for da VCL an Merika.
Heer iz mi Dans befor da treep tu da bootiq.
DANSDANSDANS
SPINS WOBBLOL
Fawl down hed spinnin.
Fanks, B_M! Taht’s abaot hao ai ushualli dans tu!
Thx, BOM!
tanks bon_momme. pastreez is delish
An thanks to yoo, too, BOM!!! Ai’m still having mai morning cawfee! So teh pastreez ar moast welcome!
An yur dans wuz grate! Wif a grate WOBBLOL there at teh end!!
Ai’m shur teh frunt brayde and teh Maus in teh slol nawt fird spot njoyed it greatlee. 
Fanks JCH4K;
Weeblols wabblol but Snerk) dey doen fall doen. Ai on da ovver hand, eben wiff a round bottum fall doen alla tyme.
U get it!
Mai frend’s (jynormus!) goggie sez taht! Yu froe him a stik an sai “Fetch” an he luks at yu zif to sai “Yu fru it, yu fetch it!”
Mi Petey saz – Iz nawt ‘nip…DO NAWT WANT…
Ooo dots…pounc
u want it….u get it
GMTA, Punkin!
I reject your reality and substitute my own…
Ai fink mai Amber kitteh sez taht to me offen an offen!
This kitteh can has disdainful luk down pat!
Guten Nachmittag, Upfi!
Oh hallo KayKitteh! Möchtest du KAffee & Kuchen? Oder Tee?
Tee und Kuchen, bitte!
*Gets out the East Frisian tea bags and the sand cake wif castor shugar on* Here u r! Come and have Frisian tea break, effurywun! Dere’s milk and lemmin for ur tea, iffn u wants it. And caik! And almond cukkies.
Danke, Upfi! Es ist sehr gut!
East Frisian tea???? Ai’d luv to trai it! An ai luv teh sand caek wif the castor shugar!! An almond cukkies too????
YAY! An thanks!
An yay fur yoo too, Annipuss!
Nao, yder it smells ob flowrs or it is maed form cows!
Tihs mai baer; yu no can has!
Boy, I say boy, are you lissening??
Foghorn Leghor Ref. FTW
kitteh duz luk lik Foghawn. Wat bii “FTW”, plese?
For the win
thnx!
Halp mii halp mii – Ai iz beein moderated.
O bom-momme (deecidahed nawt tu yuze jus 2 enehtshuls!)…did yu pohst eh linkee? tri dis frum cryer (butt don yus quotes, ai fin!)
posting a linkee
Noe, had long explain about da FTW. Ai guess da cheezes is mad at mii fore sumfing.
And pleeze tu call mii bom, is what ai shudda used, da over iz mush tu long.
Well, noe longer bein moderated, da commint wented awae. bye bye commint.
ai sumtymes wunder iffen deres a hayuge meteeor maid up uv our commints dat hav flown awf inno owtsyde spaice hurtlin tword sum unsuspektin planit sumware…
ROFL!!! Tehy wud fink tihs plannit tew shillee tew bi wurf invaydeing!
ah….cheeztowncryer sez: For The Win!
en nobudi gotz teh ruffranz heah:
reference
July 4, 2009 at 4:23 am
Ware goen raszen en the striitz
(Iz eh sixtii-nien cheffi wif eh treh-nientii-six
Fuleli hedz an eh herzt awn teh flor)
Pay attention, boy!
That boy’s as sharp as a bowling ball…
Long time no BOOP!
How is u Maus?
Noe Boop, nawt eben a Betti?
*BOOP*
I is OK. Spended teh week week weekend in Baltimore. Helpin’ my oldest dawter wif her weddin’ stuffs. She is gettin’ married in two weeks!
Oooo a Maus inna Tux. Does da maek U a tuxie Maus?
Hao is Mrs. Maus wif awl tihs weddin’ stuffs?
She and I have stepped in to help out. My daughter doesn’t have a lot of time off before the wedding, and it’s a sort of DIY wedding and reception. So we’re helping with stuff like planning the table layout for the reception, printing the programs and the placecards, keeping the future MIL off here back
, stuff like that.
My daughter’s cats have finally decided that I am reasonably acceptable. How generous of them. And one of them snores. Very cute.
Getting accepted bai the kittehs iz a giant step forward! Hao long haz it bin??? fur the “finally.”
DIY weddings ar teh fun! Itz teh onlee kind mai famblee eber has. An ebreewun iz happee! An tyred!
They’re both a little over a year old. And, to be fair, until the last few weeks, they’ve only seen us two or three times. We slept over this weekend for two nights, and by the second day, I was deemed acceptable. The grey tabby (Pirate) started requesting belly rubs, and the white-and-black (Howl) started demanding attention when I was reading/whatever. Gee, it’s great to be wanted…
Doez da kittehs noe U iz a Maus???
Shhhhh… Is my seecrit identitty…
Indeed!
Akseptanss bai teh kittehz is a syn taht u r wurthee ub tehir attenshun n abyoos. ;D
Ai hoep taht teh weeding goz smoooooooothlee.
ai lurv weddingz.
Ahhhh, i see a call for halp hidden in your comet.
*aside to Janet*
hay janet, lest halp out wif da myusic!!
*packs up potable pie porgan*
*straps 32′ bombarde to taupe 0 car*
hmmmm. lest git ebberybuddy to halp chuse da muse ick for da nupshuls….
Arrangemint 0 “Send in da Clowns” cleverly disguise’d as fugue for win da MIL is seat’d
Bombastical processional incorporating myusical ftheemes from StarDrek
Camelot selections:memo-aks maus which wuns
D…
wow! congrats!
O, and skwirrlgrrl? *BOOP!*
runsawaiwifakwikness
Whut u gots heer, ai sai, whut u gots heer, is nawt a chikkin.
O dis be-an eh desgruntlehd kitteh!
Ai wuz sahposehd tu bii leaffen erlii fur teh errport, bawt dey cowled at 3:30 tu say O Noes! so naw ai go eh beet lateh.
When iz U goein??
Cureous kittens are..uhm…cuerous.
Seeatul. Sry – dnt sii dis ehnteel naw.
Ai has ‘cheeznite aht teh M’s’ tic! Yay mii!
heden awt!
Ai haz da jellous, ai kuddint afford da trip, da middlol ob da cuntree, let mii shoe U.
Ai bii goen fur bizniz…teh gaem iz eh bownes!
Yep ai R in trubblol. Bein moded agin. Hop tu BBL
Ai fink ai noes whi ai waz moded da sekkun tyme. Ai spelled kontree as c u n t r e e and da firs fore ledders is nawt nyce werd.
Yep, da cheezes is bein veri strikt. {{{BF}}} did U sea mii message on Ur profyle???
Iz bikg strongh tiga!
Ai has no nede fur tedi!
Teel yu luk ehweh…
Ai neu dis fellr whoz kitten lub tew fetch de krinklz sillfane offen hiz mokez. Him wadd itt up, trow itt dowwn de halz an himz kitteh brung itt bak eberi timz! Funni-Funni!
Sum kittehs du fetch, sum doent, butt (!) it alwais b teh kitteh’s idea, nawt teh hoomin’s.
Ai hav tu play ‘fetch da toy’ at leest wunce a dai wiv mai Smokey! Sumtimes she’ll even wake mii up eerlee in teh moarnin by runnin ober mii, droppin teh toy an den starin at mii wiv beeg eyes untill ai groggily emerge an frow teh toy!
Smokey haz U trayned gud. Aifinkso.
Puddy_Tat’s Pepper playd fetch teh nawt sekund tiem Ai bisited. Teh nekst tiem, Ai frowed hims toi an got a lukk berry liek teh kitteh in dis lol!
Hmm… lettuce trai dis. YU go fetch ME gushifuds adn ai wheel nawt apply mai poynty ends tu yur fais. Sownd gud?
Eksweez moo, GP, but shudnt yu be a twerk?!
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
* snugglols unner blankie wib a kwikness *
Huh? Whut? Hu sed taht? * coff coff *
Hmmmm, if yu is well enuff to plai awn ICHC, yu is well enoff to be a twerk! Ai, awn teh odder paw, is “Wer King Form Hoem” – see; tihs is me werking: Ai is werkin awn mai innernet reserch skills! Yus, taht’s it; reserch skills!
hmm… yesh… whut yu sed… * coff coff * umm… ai kin has sum hawt chokklit plz?
kthxdonutforgettehmarshdemallows
Aw, pore piggeh, no-wun has brotted yoo hawt chonklitt yet!
*mix mix, heet heet, stir stir, PLOP PLOP PLOPPITEE PLOP – in goe teh marshmallos*
Dere yoo goes! Get bedderer! Ai can also maek yoo sum warm applol joose if yoo liek…
* slurp slurp * thxkinaihasachokklitpossumtuplzthx
No chokklit opssums for sik piggehs!
*gibs GP a helfy beef/kale tonic insted*
D’yoo fink him mite haz Guinness Piggeh floo?
LOL!! Ai see yoo werking! But. . .yoo reelee AR werking!!!
Iz that OK???
Iz tew far, ai cahnt reech. U com ober heer an muve it clozer, den ah’ll get it, ‘kay?
an wat a beyewtiful kitteh!
great stuff, gonna use this on my facebook
*repeats “re-roof west yorkshirere-re-roof west yorkshirere-roof west yorkshirere-roof west yorkshire”*
*”wee wolf wrests yorkshire wee worf wrests yorkshire were wolf wrests yorkshire wry worf wrests yorkshire terrier*
gets tangloled up in tung twistah; houseifts off grwound in whirrled wind, endzup in Oz; or izzit Kiwiland?
*BOOM*
lands on WWW
uh ohes…we’re in trubbul now, i borked it
Strypee Kitteh waytz
4 Hewminz 2 leeb b4
huggeeng Teddee Bayr
Teddee Bayr knoez awll
Strypee Kitteh’z seekritz andz
keepz dem 2 himz selff
Teddee Bayr mayz habz
beenz beegurr wunss, butz Kitteh
nebburr owtz growz himz
Jack.
Awwww!
This reelee IZ an “AW” wun!!! Kind ov hart warming! An smyol maeking!
yay! anuvver winner frum Jack *clappity clappity clappity clappity*
Ohai Jack!
YAY!
Taht wuz a graat wun!
o Hai! Dis b mai furst tym posting heer. Mai eety beety gurly kitteh, Kalypso, playz da fetches wif da zecurty ring from da milkjug. Iz her mostes favritist game, and iffen youz dont frow it… Kypsy starez wif da bigsadeyez tilz it getz frown againz lol
welkommen radairc, Cheezland is happy yew drawpped by. Yer Lolspeek is ecks-kwizzit! Go to Cweenmjs blue name or blog for directions on hoaw to git around here or jest aks peeps here are happy to hep.
Yes, welkum redairc. Holdz out furry paw of frenship. Da peeps here lub new residentz, wii wii’ll halp eniwho wii cud.
Walcome, radairc!
Ohai radairc! *offers floofy paw of frenship* welcum to teh cheezland! Wuns along tymago, mai roommayt hadz a kitteh name Tiddlez hoo playd fetch wif a tiny soft rubberball her faond aotside. Wii had free kittehs den, and dey eatch had der oan toi and wuddn play wif eatch uvvers toi. Too funneh!
Manee fanks! Ai haz peruzed dis site ferevur, Ai jus nevur leeved commentz befoor. Ai got BRAYV todai!!!!
Yay 4 getting brave! Ur is most welkum here! *extends caterpiggly feeler of fwendship*
Ohai radairc!
)
Welkum 2 ICHC, wif moar nyss peeps tahn any odder plaass awn teh innerwebz.
U must b a gud purrsun, 2 hab Kalypso want 2 plaa wif u leik taht, ai finkso.
Ohai Radairc! Welcum tu Cheezland! Mai Stormy Cat leiks tew dew teh samefing. she wull bring the sekurity ring tew mii and drawp it at mai paws and wate 4 mii tew frow it 4 her to get.
Dat has gotz tu bii teh mos populurr an cheepest kitteh-toy eber!
cmc (casi me cago) if ur latin ull b cmc now
eber notisd taht all kittiz lubs teh Ikea teddeh-bear?
omg i have the EXACT same teddy bear hes my favorite bear ever his name is cinnamon he has a little diper and a jacket!!!!!!!!