I haz a mad. A tiny one, but iz still a mad.
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I’ll get you my pretty. And your little dog too…
Toto tooo???
i don’t think were in cheezland, anymore .
Juss klik yur heels tugevver free tyms an sai “Tehre’s noeplais lyk Cheez”
*repeats free times*
*luks round. nope, dint werk*
there’s no place like Nom. there’s no place like Nom…
*rinse *
*repeat*
hunh. the lite bulp has been replac’d wif N R Gee effishunt model, ifinkso
or, seein how it is you, maybe teh ‘green’ vershun?
well, dat’s suppose’d to bee “lol” but dat luks a lil skerry, no?
Hmmmmm… Smiley Test:
mr green luks like those somewhatminty tasting green skwisshy candies coated with sugar whcich aer not so gud akshully.
jesy hoo deecidid ta changify da smileez??? Da noo wunz iz weerdererer da necessary
dat not look like : roll :
it luks like : pant : and da next wun iz : cry :
:pant:
or luks like
razz
yep, same as razz…..roll = razz WTF??
yesh!! wee haz razz n roll !! rok awn!!
wait. i finkso i yam seeing things
*rubs eye’s*
wow. just my ‘majinashun running awae wif me… for a sekking, i tot i saw a gibbocat.
I noes!!
I seed it toooo!
My eyesite cant be as bad as DrEyecat telled me it wuz
Warning warning level elebentee SPLORT alert. Pweeze tu titen Ur Chrg(wdoi). Put gogglols on. Use extra dukkee tayp.
U haz a kyoot, 2
Yeff, aifink we needs tu ishyoo a warnin, eh?
SPLORT WARNING – HIGH (Tytin ur CHRGs! Get owt teh gogglols!)
Kitteh haz a tiny mad — but a ginormous kyoot, aifinkso!
r u mad azza wet hen kitteh?
wet hen kitteh= kitteh wif CHRG
*kitteh mutters*
yesh. is doze stoopy new smileys. feed me shrimp, i need play cating.
Iz nawt no HEN!! Iz a kitteh — I EET hens… naw I haz a beeger mad!
“I’m a chicken hawk, an yer a chicken!”
FogHorn Leg Horn!!! Yea …
what a fowl mouth’d thing to say.
Adn ai’m stayin up in dis tree till u lurns bettah!
Oar dinnurtym, wichebber kumz nawt-sekkind.
oar naptime.
Wich cud be rite na… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Kayrfull, kitteh – dont go fawllin doan tu teh grownd!
*klunk*
Iz owkay, kitteh didn’t hit grownd, hit trampoline, adn iz naw bouncing arownd.
an heem frend wif da floofy wite pawz iza jumpin wif heem!! WEEEEEEEeeeeeeee! Sew Hi!! I kin see dat skii!!11
Frend wib wite fluffy paw bounces hier adn hier, trying to catch a bird!
iz it da wet hen frumz up da fred?
Ai haz a mad,too…..
it involves wanting to destroy new pyooter system at werk.
Iz nawt co-operating and iz keeppin me frum playin heer.
**powt**
mee tew eeck! just Monday morning annoyances wif silly emails!
maybe givvit a hangnaiL?
Ai wish dat wuld werk.
** sigh **
All dis data entry iz gibbin me a hedake.
U entry nedes an entree ov progrum crash?
iz compyooter. iz nawt sposed to be cooperating. dat wud de-feet purr-puss of teh compyooter
i will get u my pretty and ur little camera 2
Who duz teh white paw belong tu? Not teh littul mad bebbeh, I can see teh thum. Is sumbuddy drawp a howse on littul mad bebbeh’s sistur teh Kit of teh East?
Ai wuz wundrin dat tew.
ifinkso dat bee heem frend whooz holdin himz bak frum a fite. Oar — keepin heem frum fallin out da twee …
Or boostin him up fur a better view…
i waz wonderin dat tew!
maibee heez mad cauz “bruvver is TUCHIN MEH!!!!!
ooooh, dat ‘splains a lot!
Ooo Dear mii Sweetpea — wutz da fing onna da end o ur commint?
Dat seems to be a gnu smiley. Ai gess dey haz chayngified teh smileys fur sum dum reezin. *pout*
lookings at “thing” at end 0f comet
*ACK!*
*tendrils curlz up in distaest wif a kwikness*
eye pheel teh ‘smilee troll’ haz bin @werk…? mebbeh??
tehy am noo but nawt impruved !! ( aboydin teh ewes ov smyleez!! )
dija nowtiss??
he asked, sheepishly.
Aifinkso in Germanee tehy has a word for theze new but nawt impruved fings: “Schlimmbesserung”– an improvement that makes things worse. (Maybi Upfi can tell us if my remembery of teh word is rite oar nawt.)
Oooo! Dose skwinty leedle eyes, dose teenee tiny pointee ends, dat firm determinated luk awn teh leedle faice… SPLORT!!!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer* *It b battree operated.* *Turnz it on adn deh braynez iz sukked up, kleened *adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.* *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz* * Africat is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand* *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.* ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥ *flyz owt agin*
Naow go awais and don’t bovver mii wile Ai wurks on mai wurld dominashun plan.
Gunna dominayt teh wurld wif mai kyoots
I’b hurd yore whirled dominashun plans inbolb cheezburger raids, naps adn a ball ob string. Iz dis true?
Doan forgets teh sunneee plases for teh naps. An gusshiefud.
*duz hiz bestest Matriks impreshun*
“Teh fing tu remembur abowt gushifud iz dat der iz noe gushifud”
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
*burp*
“Well, nawt now, anyways.”
Mr Biggelsworth – the early yeers.
very cute!!!
HMMMMM we has new smileys!
Noep, mii noe lieks.
hmmm, mebbee you aer
adn needa 
ooo, at kwik glans, da winky wun luks a lil liek a pie rat wif a
teeny tinyeency weency eye patchitsy bitsy!
dey doan seem tew sho up az wel az teh old wunz
an rollin teh cursir ober dem doze nawt sho haow tew maik dem aneemor
*shudders* and some 0 dem just plain be teh skerry!
it shows on mine bf!
awww it duz sho awn urs? teh smilies hait meeeeeee! *sobs inna corner*
eencyweency.
Arrrrrrgh!
don’t strat wif me 
eencyweency
oooo, i kinda like teh “razz”. the otter wuns, not so much, akshully
hrmph.
dat was supposed to be da rolly eyes.
wii notic an wii iz nawt happee!
u cahnt hardlee eben tell teh blushy faice iz blushin aneemoar *powts*
:pleh:
didja seez da :monkey: ?
O, ai lyke teh munkee wun!! haow duz u maik taht wun?
hee lets try dis to get da monkey :dubyah: or :W:
*equal opportunity for 0′Bama*
:Tuvok:
: monkey : When I roll ober da noo smilleeys iz showz howz ta makee demz!!!
Ai haz rited 2 teh cheezes 2 ask iffn we can haz owr awld wuns bakk.
ai dunno wai it duzzent sho haow tew maik tehm fer meh
:monkee:
whoops
:monkey:
Heerz sum mor noo wunz ..
:surprise: : surprise :
:kiss: : kiss :
:glasses: : glasses :
:crying: : crying :
:angel: : angel :
:plain: : plain :
Hrm — why diddint da otter wuns werk???
:surprise:
:big:
:crying:
Ai iz gessin itz a WP fing ravver den a ICHC fing.
:surprise:
:monkey:
Don’t get your hopes up that the old smiley faces will come back.
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Since ICHC is powered by WordPress, it seems like WordPress, itself, has updated their smiley faces.
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I, too, dislike the new smiley faces and find it harder to see the expressions. (Sorry for all the non-lol speak)
I meaned :bug:
It seems to be “cry” rather than “crying” for that one. Surprise just isn’t working (at least not the old way).
A-ha. Surprise now only works with the emoticon rather than the word. A colon followed by a lowercase o does the trick.
OldFatCats — there’s no reason to apologize! Lolspeak is most definitely not required.
We got owr quilty fings an proper avatars wen WP gabe us awl reelee nastee noo avatars wunse, so heerz hoepin!
Ack — make that “OriginalFatCats.”
No offense intended.
Derz a :crying: too… Da peeps on FB say dat da noo smileyy like fingies ar frum a WP Tango expansion pak wif 220 fings innit — dependin on how meeny are installified …
None taken, Nightshayde.
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One thing to look out for would be WP nomming comments. That could have been a bug within WP, and if WP was updated that issue could have been resolved.
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Time will certainly tell. *Crosses fingers*
It does appear that the WP revision has fixed part of the nommed-comments problem. Today is the first time I’ve been able to post comments with a blue name in about two weeks, aifinkso.
to annipuss: yesh, i merember those uglee liddel avatarts. it made most peeps looks angree and /or skerry. dem peeps at WP aer teh weerd. yup.
Ai haz had a riplie frum miniburger hoo sed dey wud tell Tofu wat Ai had rited.
RAWR! ai hazza FEERCE tew!
Tinee mad goas wif tinee kitteh.
Waytless bawll ubz fluff
amz 2 liddill 2 habz a
madz…. Cutz daown awn ‘Sploart!’z
Liddill Kitteh amz
abowtz 2 lurnz dat ‘Up’ amz
eezee~urr tahn ‘Daown’
Liddill Kitteh waytz
4 Fyrmenz 2 reskewz hurz.
Bissittz ‘Nawtee Bawrn’
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity* Yay fer Jack! *sits daown tew wait fer fyremenz tew sho up*
Noe, ai nawt furgiv u eber. Doan tawk tew meh!
Doan tawk tew meh less u haz a bowl uv treets in wun hand anna fuzzie toi in teh utter hand, a noo snugglie blankie an a cheezburg fer meh.
Doan tawk tew meh less ai cahn at leest haz wun treet.
O, ai kant stai mad at u hooman, git meh daown an itz snorgle tyme!!!!
Iffen kitteh fayces up tree, kitteh can climb down tree. Izza trik dey sumthymes lurn demselbs but can be tawt.
gud to no. fanks, jd.
aaaahhhhh, cute picture!!!
it mite has a cuntorshun
Awww, he’s so mad wit his little scrunchy face!
C’mere, buddy, Mama hugs u
Go wai! I iz nawt kyoot, I iz meen fyerce kitteh! Ai meenz it! Stap lafin!
♪♫ ♪♫
“Grab a fence post
Hold it tight
Whomp your partner with all yer mite
Hit ‘im in the head
Hit ‘im the the chin
Step right back and hit ‘im agin” ♪♫ ♪♫
Otay …. now i haz a skeered. No want ta bee hitz wif no postifyier fingie … Ifinkso da Judson nawt bee allowed no partnerz – den kno wunz weel get hitz…
iz otay Elsa_Mama, noe need tew bee skared unless u iz Curt er Punkin’head Martin…er inna Bugs Bunny cartoon
♫ Wop him low and wop him high,
Stick your finger in his eye.
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang your heads against the ground. ♫
Hillbilly Hare FTW!!
otay, dat fing reely duz NAWT luuk lyke itz loling
Fank CC I yam nawt the onliest Cheezpeep who knows dat tune, udderwyz I myte seem to be of the unpleasant perswaysion. Meanswyle, yer smiley would only be a LOL to whoever hit it wiff de tazer.
ai luff doze old classik cartoonz, bugs bunny, daffy duck, alla tehm!
me too, an I quote frum dem often.
Wood eye bee toinin on de gas lyke dis?
THAT IZ SO FUNY!!!!!!!!!
8-|
*sigh* my life at the moment, kitteh.
Smiley fail and all…
Test?
42!!!
Wii haz a winnah!!! Noe butt (!) seriouslee, WP eeted ov mai kommunts tu MelONyx an nao ai haz a mad jus laik teh bebbeh!!! Grrrr!
Well, there goes my hopeful theory. (Stated up the thread a bit ^)
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Now I has a mad, just like the kitteh.
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}
Fooee!
nawt 42?
Mount McKinly!
watsamatta {{{AfriCat}}}?
Ohai BF! Sawree, butt (yesh!) WP is gettin awn mai last nerf!
Trying out more smilies — don’t mind me…
:rainbow: rainbow
:US Flag: US Flag
:pig: pig
:reindeer: reindeer
:laugh: laugh
:cat: cat
:cat 2: cat 2
:cow: cow
:monkey 2: monkey 2
:nerd: nerd
:yawn: yawn
:cyclops: cyclops
:devil: devil
:panda: panda
:alien: alien
:roll eyes: roll eyes
:eek!: eek!
:confused:
Arn’t wi awl…
i’m wid you kitteh. de bad munday started out great, but got worse when i went to da banks. i hates stooopy banks. greedy bastages make my life miserable. my blood pressure was so low that she took it twice! I didn’t gain any weight for two months! verry happy endocrinology appt. den i went to da bank. and got really bad news. because of my credit union’s misinfo (keypoint–stay away), WaMu froze my acct for FRAUD!!! i couldn’t believe it. But thanks be to Jesus, we got a letter from kp showing dat they made the mistake. but then it didn[t have my acct #! so after frantic calls and faxes, they finally reinstated my account. but this took over 5 hours. and still no enuf $ cause credit to me accnt. hasn’t posted. so i haz a worry. ne way. danks fer reeding. i feels a bit better nao. *crawls away to tayk much needed nap*
Agh! Sorri to heer that you hads a krummy dai. Happi indings be poppin up soon, wii hoaps. Inna meantimez, sleep well, adn let us know how this all turnzowt. Okeh? {{{brotherly hug for barboid}}}
{{{warmly returns hug from Lungdoc}}} Tank you mai brudder! After some sleep (interrupted by hypoglycemic episode-blood sugar down to forty something–but I took care of it an now I’m ok,) I called WaMu again. My computer access was still frozen because the person last night forgot to finish the task. I had a savings account that was supposed to be used for education only. (Gotta find out from my CPA how that works.) When the lady this morning mentioned xferring from savings to checking to keep the check from bouncing, at first I thought I couldn’t do it, but I figured that I could deal with IRS later, and was able to make the xfer online. So, now I can relax… I also am getting control of all accounts back from hubby so this kind of thing doesn’t happen again. Lessons learned: Do not overspend existing funds (write a check for more than the current balance, hoping that the next deposit will clear first) They closed my account for fraud because they think I did that. Turns out that the automatic deposit of his paycheck that was noted at 4 am was not counted as being in our checking account by the clerk at the time (13 hours later) that WaMu was confirming it by phone). That’s why WaMu wanted the letter from Keypoint stating that it was their mistake. First time (we did this all in person) the Branch Assist. Manager forgot to note the account #. After frantically calling from 4:30 and faxes back and forth that took 1/2 hour to fix, we were waiting for the “Risk Operations” dept at WaMu to take us off hold (they were experiencing an unusually high volume of calls that day and today as well). That finally happened as I related above. I must not be the only one if they were that busy. In fact, Keypoint was surprised that they took such draconian measures rather than finding out the reality, but since the economy has turned so very sour, they aren’t accepting any risk whatsoever. And their fine print (as well as everyone else’s apparently) states that they can freeze and close your account for whatever reason without penalty (to them) and without cause. The other lesson learned was this: when you automatically deposit your paycheck, it’s not really in your account until midnight that night, even though you can get cash out, etc. During the day if you have checks clearing, they will clear first before the deposit goes through. The deposit is only truly posted at midnight. That is what the accounts manager told us at WaMu.
When dear hubby wanted to kite the space rent check I told him flat out NO! I never want to go through yesterday ever again. So I get to deal with all these angry creditors (lucky me). One called me today that said they’ve only received one payment in the last nine months (back in May)… That was a shocker, let me tell you! Anyways, I’ve been an emotional wreck for the last two days and now I can calm down. Thanks to you and all my cheezefriends who are so wonderfully supportive and loving. I hug {{{{{{you all}}}}}
anybody here a fan of the WARRIORS seriors by erin hunter? this cat reminds me of ashfur who is mad at squirrelflight for taking on brambleclaw as a mate instead of him! then murderd by hollyleaf… sorry!
Yes Icefire! I LOVE THOSE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!