7 out ov 7 kittehs
7 out ov 7 kittehs hab no intenshun ov racing aniwhear
i fink dis kitteh gotz u beet.
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kittehs haz moar sens dan to do ennifin dey doant want 2
Reddee? Set? NAP!
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Ohai, and konga ratz, anni, on bean furvest frum last!
Congarats Anni!!! Yu haz da tawp solo!!! Wuld yu lyke hawt choklites an muffins fur sillibrations?
Juss hawt chokklit thx – iz neerlee bed tiem fur me.
congarats anni!
An naow ah’m racing awf tew a luvvley cookowt, hoap teh thunner stromz wil hold awf!
Haz a grate ebening cheezfrends! Shmoooooos!
Hope u stai drie an saef!
*Hands Anni nyce mug uf hawt choklite*
Thx, dat’s juss rite!
Sleap well, Annipuss!
Yu haz awflee urlee bedtime…u posted dat just affer noon….
(psst – her lives in england, wich ifinkso iz abowt 11 howrz later tahn cheeztime)
Iz nom tyme adn der R onlee 3 gushifuds
Annnnd its number seven taking the lead, followed closely by number two who’s neck and neck with number three….oh heck, never mind!!
Kitteh #1 reakts w/ diskusted face to the falz-starts of kittehz two, three, and seven.
THAT IS SOOO CUTE!!! can i haz one?
juzt kiddin’
It’s The Kitteh Derby!!
Congrats annipuss and 3KM and BF! Dose kittehs just be hoping that dose are not numbers for the v-e-t waitin ruum.
Wow O&P, I just taked a luk at yur profyle an yur kitteh iz da BIG!! I thot mine 20lber wuz giant, butt (snerk) yur purty tabby is giant an beautimus!
Yep, he takes up a whole sofa cushion himself. Howebber, he’s on a diet – v-e-t wants him down to 17 pounds. Ai think he’s 90% floof, though, based on the amount of vacuuming Ai has to do. Butt(!), ** sigh ** if he is overweight, it is my fault, as Ai control the fud.
usually tahts troo, yesh. but my best buddy tiger wuz overwayt (not taht much, him wuz only 16 pownds) an eben tho i had him on teh die yut fuds, him nebber lost wayt. i fink him wented an eeted teh kittehs-akross-teh-street’s gushifud (tehy gotted fed on teh bakk porch az well az inside). teh three ob tehm, tiger and teh kittehs akross teh street, always hanged owt togevver, i calld tehm “teh homeboys.”
It waz troo when the next-door-neighbor kitty was fed outside … my kitteh halped himself to his fud and to her fud … but she moved away, so Ai duz not hab dat excuz … he is slowing down, age 9. Not as activ as he once wuz.
and ai just looked at your pics … your kitties are beautimoos. Ai wish I could have more than one.
Thnx! Multipul kittehs iz multipul fun, butt (snerk) dey iz multipul wurkz tu!
Wots goin awn wiv teh eers ob Kitteh 1?!
Lukks moar like a blakk skottee goggie.
That’s wot Ai thort!
Ambercat!! WHAT shapr aeiez yoo hav!! Ai think Annipuss iz rite! Taht’s a GOGGIE!! Oar a RELLEE hyooj kitteh wif a grate big hed an funnee luking eeerZ
Akchoolee, Ai had anuver lukk an wat lukks liek a goggiez tung iz a medallyun awn teh coller. Blakk kittehz aer berry hard to fotograff!
Hims juss luukin askans at teh obbers fur eben finkin bowt raysin.
Troo dat, Anni, abowt difficult to fotograff teh blakk kittehz! Ai keepz tryin to make a nice pixure ov our blakk kitteh Shadow, wif littlol luck. Wif no flash, pixure shows blakk lump wif ais sparklee adn that’s all. Wif flash on, reflexion makes kitteh look too shineh, lyke she just hadda baff adn izn’t drai yet. Ai spoze sum kinda indirect lyte would wurk bettah…butt(!) Ai don’t haz teh quipmenz to synch teh digital camera to teh offcamera flashez. Also Ai haz got all lazee since nawt using teh 35mm film quipmenz annimoar. Littlol digital clik-clik-clik beez tu eazy-peazy adn cheep, maiks me teh spoilt fotohobbier aifinkso. *sigh*
(Silleh WP still woan’t lets mi post commenz while naim is bloo. Feh.)
Ai had teh saym trubbul tryin tu get a foto ob Isis. Ai didnt has enee fansee ekwipmint, but she lykd tu sit at teh tawp ob teh cat-tree wayr teh affernoon lyt caym in frum teh windo. Ai tuuk teh opportunitee tu get a gud shot ob hurz in teh lyt wiffowt flash.
It is wun ob teh berri fyoo ai has ob hur (sheez ober teh brij nao).
OOh! Nice one! Tricki xposure tuu, wif brite white wall spot behind dark kitteh. Well done aifinkso!
Annnnd they’re off!
Or not.
aaaaany minit naow……
Soon, maybee. Purrhaps sum toona joos wud purrrrdoos a gentle stroll??
Kentukee Kitteh Durbee nawt so grate, akshualee.
Sumbunny is usin’ rong starter pistol: Mus pop teh top onna kittehfud can! “Adn tehy’r OFF!!”
Run da kan openur! Dat alwaiz get kittehs movin, aifinkso!
Adn dey’re off!!! Teh rayce iz on, wib kitteh #7 wun poyntee-end’s length aged ob #2! Adn izunt dis an eggsiting rayce so far! Oh deer, luks lyke #1 haz fallen asleep! Adn dey’re entering teh first paw’s length from teh starting lyne adn… stawp for noms adn naps adn chaysing teh camera fingy. Well, dere yu hab it, teh Kitteh Sweepstayks 48-hour-to-teh-finish-line mite nawt hab any finishers at awl dis yeer.
Eggsellent cawling uf da kitteh rayce!
*Willyum Tell Overturez playing, wif Spyke Joanz percussion…*
Adn here they come… Itz Cabbage by a head, Banana coming up through teh bunch, Dogbiscuit, Stoogehand…
adn teh winner…
… Feitlebaum …
*SPLORT!*
splort
Dun worry, blackbellied_jack, I halp
Dingdingding dribing teh CCC wif a expertize bezzer than doublol o’ sebens James Bond
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv exra low carb lemonlime sumpin’ wet*
*pakk dem carbully (get bakk, bakk to whar u once belonged) into teh hedd an replaces teh bonked bonez*
*winds winds winds wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*shnaps awn fresh CHRG(wif installnation of xtra protecshun whalefatblubers)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezfrenz blankie an gib sum hawt chonklit an a rosbif for teh revives t3h strongths anna gibs some fatheadz chonklit raccacoon for azzert*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, an doan luk at teh bebbeh kittehs for two whole minutes. Ok?
o gudz yew gotz tu him firss! sowns lyke yew nose wut yer doin, i fergot teh blankey!
oboi, aifinks we gibbed him too mush chonklit (izat posleebull,
too mush chonklit?)
here, pleaze to try chonklit fathead raccaccoon
Ahhhhhh… fang yew Supertuscan. I had a Froth of Julie meltdaon.
howdy blackbellied_jack, iz good see
you has not has too mush chonkjlit.
Wee fought maibee we had a overdozed!
I dozed, but I nod oberdozed…. yet.
Oh noes!! Whair iz teh CCC? Finkfinkfink….firs gotta sweeps up jack’s braynz….sweepsweepsweep…den patpatpat…no wayt gotta rinsrinsrin…wut i gotz here…lemmingaied! ….now patpatpat back in teh brain bonz….duckytayp teh bonz togedder….puts on CHRG wif pritty flours on it….lead to splort recubbery lownj and gibs hawt chocklit adn sordid chocklit trufflz…ai hope dat wurks1!
Dis tyem, plez seel da branze in wif cannel wacks, dat shud hole em daon.
AI haz teh majikul kat. If Ai openz a string cheez to eat he appearz at my side wifasooperkuickness, fazter denthe eye kan sea! Poof!
iz selektib speedyness. kan moovs fast for teh string cheez or teh gushifud, but wen yoo opens teh dore tehy haz been staring at for teh last 10 minnits, all ob a sudden tehy kan only mooving abowt two inches a minnit.
Soo trew! Mine kittehs sumtymes just luk at da open door lyke dey nawt shure dey lib heer.
ami kiteh has dis sooperquwickness aifinkso….food cubbard door open, him be dere!
Hoo wud want tu b leeving nise cozee bocks?
on yor mark, get set, NAP!
Sonata and ai bof did taht tish afturnune! Seh beet me tu asleap, ainfink!
*sigh* i want a nap, but i not been sleeping well at night so i’m trying to save up my tireds.
Ai heer ya – Ai wuz havin trubblol sleepin two, butt (!) wood luk at de larms clawk obber an obber and obber – sew, ai turnd eet rown backywards sew ai wood stawp lookin – an naow ai sleeps much moar betterer!
Kittehz moovd so fast they went past teh finish lin, around the errth nd bak to ther plaices wile u wer blinkin.
ZOMG! They didit AGAIN!!!
Dats coz teh sushi dey had on yesterday’s lol mayd dem supercharged.
Tehy lurnd dat tricksy frum Bugs Bunny ifinkso.
*majines kitteh track, wif toy catnip mowsie awn a string awn a mekanikul fing fur tehm tu chase, lyk greyhownz wif teh rabbit* (1)
Um… kittehs, aifinkso tehy just lay daon an wayt an let teh mowsie come bakk arown tu tehm an TEHN catch it. Kittehs nawt gunna eksert selfs fur hyoomin ennertaynmint!
(1) Plz tu noat, ai iz NAWT advo… advil… supporting goggieraycing.
Ai finks u gots it rite, PK! Kittehs onlee eksert self fur stuff tehy wants.
Ohai PK Haow iz teh SCP doin 2day?
Iz tew warm tew snorgle wif mai tew kittehs here today. Iz 93 F here in Orygun. Iz HAWT!!
Butt (snerk) iz suppoze tu kool down bai Moanday.
Hab a happytail evening!
Teh SCP ekscaped their room when a naybor camed bai an ai letted her bisit them… ryte nao, mai ravver cluttered an messy apartmint seems tu haz felines in ebree skware fut uv floor!!! LOL OMCC, there be kittehs EBREEWHAIR!!!! Big an small an teeny-tiny!!!
Seanya just feeded teh big kittehs, nao ai gots tu feed lil kittehs, back in a minnit or ten!
gud lukk herding kittehs, p-k
hao ai end up tai ping wif left hand whyle ryu an ‘rora sleeping inna curve uv mai ryte arm? is silleh, ai teh hyoomin, ai much bigger tehn tehm, ai needs tu moov tehm an go haz sum supper fur me (hyoomins eet tu!!)
must moov small purry sleepy…. must moov….
oh teh hek wif it, ai stay heer til tehy dun naptiem.
er… ryu, ‘rora, an zeph an kate just wantid tu rejoin….
Hao do dey git awl thoze kitteh’s to sit inna boxes liek dat?
AI cud neber get one ov mine to sit adn let me use teh flashy box.
Dey are zombies, aifinkso.
Wun uf da kitteh rools in mine howse iz, iffen dere iz a box, kitteh will either bii in it or awn it. Iz much fun at x-mas tyme tryin tu box an rap prezzies.
lol, i rebemberd, last crissmiss my momma sended me dis link:
gift wrapping with your helper the cat iz very funnee an troo!
Tu tru!
The Kentucky Purr-by
we have boxes, why run?
in box we trust….nao give us noms
i think iz numa 1 kitteh
Sebben Kittehz lykez
t3h coazeeness ubz liddill
bawksez intreegeeng
Liddill bawksez habz
ennuff ruum 2 strettttchz owt oarz
curlz upz awll cummfee
Sebben Kittehz juss
shoartz ubz inisheeayteengz
Kitteh ‘Meet Lofe Moad’
Jack.
amen kittehz!
This is amazing!
I’ve heard of the proverbial difficulty of “herding cats”, but here’s photographic evidence that someone succeeded!
That must have taken hours.
Days.
Maybe Weeks.
I salute you.
This video is stupid–totally stupid! Kathy
Das weeely keeyute. All dose kitteh’s has wunderfull cotz.