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MOVES he’s got them
pikkin up teh chix. ur doin it rite.
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MOVES he’s got them
pikkin up teh chix. ur doin it rite.
Picture by: Patricia. Caption by: Likalooce via Poster Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ain’t lub wunnermuss!
Yess! An flooffy!
congarats awn ur nawt sekkond annipuss! *breengs in hayuge platter uv paytreeotiklee dekorated cuppycaiks an sordid eyescreems* pleez tew help ur seffs!
Thx BF ai jus had dinnur, but az it’s a speshul dai…….NOM!
Ise nawt certain BF but I wood guess dat our frens in TTI are as innerested in the forf of July as the our Murkin Indians are innerested in Fanxgiving.
troo, but a cuppycaik iz a cuppycaik, no maddur haow itz dekorated!
heers sum budder nifes, cahn smoosh teh frawsting rownd til its jus a sykadelik swirl iffen aneewun wans tew
Butt . . .Ai am SHUR they ar happee to celebryte wif us nao!!
An thanks, bf473!! Thoz ar reelee GRATE cuppycaiks, an ai will hav wun pleez just az they ar!
An JUST in taim fur mai pot ov tee, wich iz just reddi! It reelee IZ Url Grey – an ai hav a hole fresh pot!! So enewun hoo wants tee wif these byootiful and yummy – indeed, ai wud say tasty an nootrishus
– cuppycakes, pleez just to be halping yurselves!
Mmmm, Url Grey! and cuppycakes! just the fing fur lonn-moer brake tyem!
Weer jes over aor Jooleye nawt-secund hollyday heer in teh grate wyte norf. But alwais rum fur moar cuppycakes adn FIREWERKS!!
Duz yoo reely, reely singz mezzo? I reely, reely singz alto!
No, ai reely, reely singz berry bad *hangs hed sadley* but mai kitteh name is Mezzo. Her brudder was Tony, but he gone ober teh bridge.
Aww. *shmoo* Well, yoo kan mayks a joifull noyz!
k, but betteh if nobudy lissningz! I singz in teh car(alto-ish)
ai unnserstanz teh importuance ob teh day….an ai will nawt pass up a cuppycake! after awl, ai hassa independance of mai own tew cillybrate
Teh colourz stil werks fur TTI.
Dat’s troo – an we speek teh saem langwij…. waal, awlmoast!
Aifink dat we can let baigonz be baigonz affer awl dis tiem!
*waives gaileee gud bai to teh baigonz!!*
But but but frowing craets ob teh stuff into teh neerest harber is NAWT teh wai to maek tee! Teh warteh needs to be juss orf teh boyl an yu warm teh pot furst; if yoosing teeleebs it’s wun fur eech peeps an wun fur the pot. An put teh milluk in teh cup furst!
A cup ob warm warter and a teebagawnastring is awlso NAWT teh wai to do it!
Omaigarsh Ambercat! Ai has a disillusioned! Yu meanz this peculiar brown instantz powder stuffs taht Ai scoop outa teh jar adn drop in teh waters adn stir it till it kinda dissovz, but nawt kwite, adn taists lyke somefin scraped outa teh rain-gutterz, duzzent count az tee?? O waily waily!
*snerk*
Lyk teh drinx dispenser awn Teh Hart ob Gold (HHGTTG) it iperdooses sumfink awlmost, but nawt kwyt, compleetlee unlyk tee!
Heers anodder shokkah: taht odder pea cooly R braun powder yu dissolbs in hawt warter is NAWT rilly cawfee!
could also b emansi.. emanzi… indeependent laydee kitteh makin her muv!
the muv of luv!
Cud beee!
ah, teh owld *yawn,stretch,drop ur arm rownd ur sweeties showlder* moove! wurks ebree tyme!
wale, it werx most ob the tyme. Sumtimes it ends up nawt on lolcats but fail blog.
wale, it alwais wurked awn meh aneewai, teehee
I’ll be roit there, yawn.
ohai judson! Is that a ten gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?
Hey beybee, wanna come up an see sum ob muh scratchings?
Cat scratch fever time!
Raingods! Gud Wun!!!
Snerk, snerk, snerk, spew.
Damn – mop mop mop squeegel
Tank you, but I think I’m showin’ mah age wif dat wun!
aifinkso iz teh aige uv lots uv uz, nawt tew wurry
LOl!!! Around heer, it reelee duzn’t matter much!
troo dat!
Jus purrfect!
♫ No need to ask.
He’s a smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator. ♫
Snorgle approaching
He’s a smoooth operator!
3km! I thot u’d be owt botin!
So, wat big plans duz yu hab diz hollydai?
Ur purty mutch luukin at it.
Oh, I haz HUGE plans!! I gonna finish kleenin owt da fridge, an du some lawndri, an vakuum, an mop da floor. Woot, woot!
Wow, gurl! U shur kno hao to PARTEE!
Roamee~O Kitteh
habz t3h smoov moov az lawwwwng az
Gurl Kitteh letz himz
Roamee~O Kitteh
shoodz knoez dat Gurl Kitteh andz
Pritee Wunz runz sho!
Roamee~O Kitteh
gibbz it himz besst shawt andz waytz
2 seez wut happenz
Jack.
*sigh* SOOOOOoooo romantik!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! i maded yoo a big forf ob july burfday party an wurdpress eeted it!! try agin, in liddle bits dis time.
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Moony157, 3heathens, PunditKitteh, PwnedBy2Kittehs, an spazzii-pizza!! wow, lotta burfdays today!! an also HAPPEE BURFDAY USA! Teh USA cheezpeeps are habbing teh cellybrayshun today, an we iz happy to inviting all owr internashunal cheezfrenz to joyn teh party!!
i haz bringed many speshul fings today: sum forf ob july caeks in fansee, fudjy, an froot styles, iskreem, sparkly party punch, firewurks an sparklers!! (plz to be careful not to splode anywun)
an hats!! tehr are cowboi hats, unca sam hats an beerds, sparkly hats, an wigs if yoo lieks hair betterer tahn hats!
**puts awn cowboi hat**
Purty appropryit rite nao, sinse I’m lissenin to ZZ Tawp awn teh tee-vee.
Yaup, dey iz fulla AWSUM an WIN!
“evree gurl karzy bowt a sharp-dressd man”
♪♫♫*dee doodoo deedee doo doodoodoo…* ♪♫♫
“Go gitcher self sum CHEEP SUNGLASSIZ!”
PURRRL NEKLISS!
Lagrange!! mai fabritz sawng, it maykes me krankup teh raddyo adn gibs mi big sillee grinz al ober mai fayss!
also goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up liek firewurks wen tehy bownse, firewurks beechballs, padlol ball games, yoyos taht wissle teh starz an stripes foreber wen tehy wissles, an patriotikal rubber dukkees!!! an a big swish ob teh burfday sparkler wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭**
*crosses wingz an hopes her did all teh linkees right*
Fank yu and happytail berfday to awl teh Yan Key Dodol Dandees!
oh iz gladded yuos poot a clickie onna da beechballz. i wuz worrified dat dey wood bloo upz when sumwun frewed dem!! Az it iz, dey are berry beautimus and festivaly
yay, it wurked!! i gess teh hole party all at wunse wuz just too much fun for WP to handling!
Clappy clappy! Dat’s berry clebber! Waal dun Burfday fairy!
@@@@@@@ elebenty!
o boi o boi! Wat a grate parti burfdai fairy, fank u!!!
*taiks padlol ball gaim in wun hand an wisslin yoyo in uvver hand*
wakyowakyowakyowakyowakyo
*gits hoaplesslee tanglid in faux Unkle Sam beerd*
o, ware r mai mannurs…Berry happee birfday tew awl teh birfday peeps!
U hassa bestes parti ideers!
fank yoo
it hleps wen tehr are speshul dayz or teh LOL gibs me a gud idea, sumtimes i haz hard time finking ob noo fings on my own
{{{{{burfday fairy}}}}} u alwais maik teh dai speshul fer teh birfdai peeps, wii appresheeate u an awl ur hard wurks!
I sekkund dat!!! Deh burfday fairy b werking berry hard tu making ebbry day speshul!! Menny fankz tu hur fur awl hur hard werkz!
{{{Burfday Fairy}}}}
Happi forf ob Juleye tu ebribodee, an happi fifth ob juleye tu moorrow. Caus letz face eet, der iz a forf ob juleye ebriwhere in da whorld, jus nawt da xcuse to eets lik in Merika.
Cookowt noms r teh best noms!
Tew (sorta) kwote Hermey teh Elf…. Hey, what do you say we all be independent together, huh?
Ohai {{{BF}}} Sorri ai missed U on da nawt last fred… had tu go tu Lowe’s. Our patio door leeked awl lst winter, didnt noe dat, an nowe wii gotts tu replace da door an da rotton woods under da flor an ebrifing. Pleh. DO NAWT WANT. Ai want bacashun. Ai wants nawt old deck – tu much munnies fore ebrifing.
Yoo iz so rite bluesfan!
FANK YOO!!! Awl teh cheezfrenz, an speshullee teh burfday fairy!! Teh fairy iz teh bawmb an full ov win an ossim! {{{{Burfday Fairy}}}}
Fank yoo fer remememembering mai birfdai – I haddid a wunnermous day, an am still recobbering frum it!
Him gots slick moovs
Hansum gui snugglolin nexst to me…….WANT!
4th of July firewerks are startin earlee!
I has moovs also! Wud any1 liek tew see dem? *Puppy dog eyes*
lessee if dis maikes mi bloo!
Yay!! ai gotz a bloo naim!
yay fer ur blooness! an naow u hazza frend rekwest!
Ye Mezzomom!!!!!!! What a wundermus forf ob juleye prezzee, a bloo naem.
Snuggles.
Wow….it’s very much looks like my solid white persian cat…very very much the same
:)
Such beautiful Ankara cats!!!///!??!
aww how cute.
WHY CAN’T I BE SMOOTH LIKE THAT?