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Iz raining!
Congrats, Fishie. Ai hazn’t seed u be4. If u aer nyoo, mai Ai offur u mai floofy paw in walkum 2 dis happi plaes?
congarats Fishie! an ohai!
Conga-ratz tu u, Fishie! And welkum tu deh Cheezland!!!
U and Annipuss b tyed fur nawt-sekkund, so kum on down tu deh Ty Boo teek fur a prezzee!! Dey b habbing deh star spankglolled bobblol hedded kittehz!!!
Um cween, Ai doan’t liek 2 menshun it, but Ai aer awn teh uver sied!
Sry, Anni!! fur u dere b a speshul, wun uv a kind, Handz-across-deh-see Edishun bobblol hedded John Bull adn Unclol Sam! See? dey b holding handz!!
Yiss, we aer frenz naow!
Adn tu halp start deh Forf uv Jewel~Eye sillybrashunz, I duz a speshul song and dans!!
♫♪
I’m a Yankee Doodlol dandy, *tappity, tap tap
A Yankee Doodlol, du oar die! *tappity tap tap
A reel live nefyoo uv mai Unklol Sam’s, *tappity tap tap
Bornd on deh Forf uv Jule~Eye. *Tap, tap, tap-tap-tap!
*Tap, tap, tappity-tap-tap!
*tappity tap tap
**Tap, tap, tap-tap-tap!
♫♪
I’z got a Yankee Doodlol sweet~hart, *tappity, tap tap
Shez mai Yankee Doodlol joi.*tappity tap tap
Yankee Doodlol kame tu Lundun, *tappity tap tap
Just tu ride deh poe~kneez, *Tap, tap, tap-tap-tap!
I iz a Yankee Doodlol boi! *Tap, tap, tap-tap-tap!
(big finnish)
*Tap, tap, tappity-tap-tap!
*tappity tap tap
*tippity-tap, tippity-tap
*Tappity-tippity, tippity-tappity,
**Tap, tap, tap-tap-tap!
Jazz Handz!!
Applolsause, applolsause!! An sum clapppittee claps claps, too!!!
An if yoo havn’t bin to yur profyles, 707gatos left this awn mine – an menne moar!! just cloze up between teh h & t, ov corse!
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An heer iz a merree littlol vershun ov “Starz an Strypes Furrrebber”
Yup yup!!! Nuthing laik a littlol bit ov kutchur!! LOL!!!
OMCC, ai luv teh muppits!
ooooh, pritty!
Ooooooooooooo!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!! Oooo! Aaaaaaaaaah!
Ooooooo moast prittee!!!
Wundermuss!11111111!!!!!!
I luv da muppets
an den hookd on da clssicals…wat a way to start da dai
oh, “starz an strypes furever” wus mai dadkat’s fayvrit. an hee lurved teh pikkolo solo so much, he wuz wunse onna brink uv buying me a pikkolo so ai cud lern it!
ai wuz hoping Beaker wud do teh pikkolo solo, an he DID do a liddol bit uv it! *sniff*
waches cweenmj wif a maze mint
*clappityclappityclappity* Wooooooot!
Fweeep!!! Fweep!!
yay! Fourth ov July noizymaikers fer ebreewun!!
Hmmmmmmm ? ? ?
*nom nom nom nom nom*
These maze mintz are reelee gud! An teh red, whyte an bloo luks so festive!! Ai think ai laik teh bloo wuns best!!!
hawpee forf ob jul-eye 2 awl da peeps in da unifieded staets of da mericuns! *goes lukkin fur sum confetties*
Thanks, siobhan!!!
Heer!! We hav lotz of congettiees awn hand!!
an how ar things in Oww-Strya today???
FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP JUst fur yoo!!
ai fink ai cud bees a part ob da likwid fierwhurks herez… aiz meltink becuz is 2 hawt in oww-strya.
fanks fur da congetties… is funneh frowing dems… ai speshulleh lieks frowing dem inno da hare ob da noying laydees
Adn fweeep back atscha
apaws apaws apaws u ar such deh talented kitteh clappittee clappittee clap much celery brashun to awl merican cheezfrenz an happittee happittee bootifullness summr day to all deh res uv deh cheezfrenz!!!!!!
Ohai palinsc! Heer, haz a Forf uv July noizymaiker!
*fweeeeep*
ooooh. fanks u so mushes, so very kind of you! (takes a deep breath)
FWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP. ai will tak to BBQ awl attendz latr and share wif sum hoomin frenz.
MAY AI HAV YUR TENSIONS PLEEZE!
just LUK at this adorabolo LOL that Annnipuss maed fur us!!!
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Just cloze up teh spayce between the h & teh t, ov corse!
yay! paytreeotik burgerz!! fank u {{{Annipuss}}}
Yay!
Ai need 2 keap drie
Ai waz reedin da last fred, fanks Anni for da forf greetin.
Waow! Grate abatar, bom_momme!!!
And y walk wen u cans has ried?
twict arownd teh park, mr. showfur, den tew teh cheezburg shop!
Halp! ai cahnt breev!
Happee Caturday tew awl cheezfrends an
Happee Fourth of July tew awl US cheezfrends!
Fweep!! fweep!! tu u tuu, BF!!!
Adn a Happee Forf uv Julee tu awl!!
fweeeeep!
ai luv teh noizymaikers! fweeeeeeep!
Othx, bluesfan!
En saam tu yu! Wii es heddan awp tu yur luflii staet en ah bitt tu vizett mai bruffa-en-lawr.
Njoi yur daiz, cheezfrens!
yay! hoap u injoy ur vizit, iz reely nyce dai todai! iz gud tew haz sum sun affer sew mush rainrainrainraincoldcoldcold as wii bean havin!
Donn luk naw, butt iz nawt luken so grate ehgen…
Pawz crosst fur teh noe rainz…
Fanks, BF! Hoep u has a happitail dai!
Oh MAI!! bf473!!! Yoo hav OUTDUN yurself!!! Teh fyrewerks! Teh cheezburgers! teh cupcaek wif teh flag!!! An teh funnee noyze maeker! Hao this cud bee cyooter ai simplee do NAWT noe!!! {{{{{bluesdan473}}}}}}
aww, shuks, fanks
*digs tow inno carpit*
FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!
Dis luk lik teh heffi-dotii jogha strowlla…kitteh iz goen raszen!
Ware goen raszen en the striitz
(Iz eh sixtii-nien cheffi wif eh treh-nientii-six
Fuleli hedz an eh herzt awn teh flor)
Ai jus klikked on fishies bloo naem. Eet takes U to da phunnee bideo on YouTube.
Doen be put off buy da title ob da bideo. Noe kittehs were harmded in da makin ob da bideos.
ohai {{{{BOM}}}}
Dis waz too cyute! Ai luv dos bebeh tigrrrs. Tanks fer dat. Ai hopez we all haz a happie an SAFE Amerikan Indie-pend-dance Day.
Ai trai dis agin….Ai wnat mai bluness bak!
YAY!!! Tanku MJ for the Cheez Town Cryer wid allof da in strukshuns
Dis weelee feeng amz 2
nyss 4 liddill skwisshee wun.
Sno~bawll Kitteh wawntz!
Weelee feeng habz awll
t3h cummfurtz ub Hoam! Berreh
coazee~cumfee 2
Sno~bawll Kitteh amz
payshunt. Lddill skwisshee wun
willz growz owtz ub itz!
Jack.
yay Jack! *appleplaws appleplaws*
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Happy Fourth of July to those who celebrate in an an American holiday.
Happy 1st Saturday of July to other Cheezpeepz! If you wish, you can joinz the “Mericanz for a parade where the firetrucks drive down Main Street (ooooh, firemenz!), people ride their horses in the parade, kidlets ride bicycles decorated with colored crepe paper, bands play, batons get twirled. THen, we’ll gather at the pavilion in the park, or in the Princess Mu Meadow, and cook cheezburgers, hot dogs, salmon steaks, marinated tofu, whatever you want! WIth cole slaw, potato salad, corm om the cobz; drink lemmingade, beers, waturrs,. The crazy boi teenagers will set off fireworks so we can say “Ooooooh! Aaaaaah! and Boy, Howdy!”
It’s a wonderful celebration of “Mericans in love with their country of all people in love with their country, whatever country that is. Love if home – let’s celebrate it togehter.
*Waves huge fistful of flags of all nations, eyes leeking*
wat a wundermus cellybrashun Q!!
*salutes az flag goez by*
*droolz az fyremens goe by*
*Standz and salootz flag az it goez bai!
*cheerz az deh parade uv fyremenz goez bai!!
Yay!!! W00t!! w00t!!
*waivez at awl deh kidletz on bycylolz!!
*waive waive waive*
Fweeeeep! Fweeeeeeeeep!! Fweeeeeep! Fweeeeeeeeeeeeep! FWEEEEEEP! FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!!
Ai LUV these things!!!
FWEEEEP! *tikkles Janet wif end uv noizymaiker* FWEEEEEEEEEEP!
*gigglols* izn’t going to parayeds wif frenz fun!!!
LOL!!! Q!!!! Crazee boi teenajers indeed!
Yoo shud see mai bruther an BIL an Nefewz – We GO to two fyrewerks – wun in Baroda (fabulous!!) an wun ober teh laek in St. Joe, an they – moast 35 an KWITE a lawt moar – set off lotz of firewerks at hoam (we go to Inidana to get teh GUD wuns!!!) an at teh end, mai bruther sets off mai Dad’s littlol cannon!!! HYOOJ BOOOOOMMM!!! Can be herd fur sebral myols!!
best “firewurks” ai haz ever experienced wuz in collij — wuz engineering school, “school of mines” — so wud put half-stiks uv dynamite all down teh football feeld and detonate wun after another BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!
nawt so much to luuk at but u cud feel the shock wayves go rite throo u!!
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Podkitteh!!!
Aaaaaaaaah!
runrunrunrun runawaaaaaiee!!!!
O! Ai think yoo hav sumthing there!
*runsawaywifakwikness*
“They’re here already! You’re next!”
awsum moovie!
teh oringinal frum 1956 aneewai
*pointsandsqweeees*
this kitten talk confuses me…
An itz awlso uzed az a way to play wif werds in a wai taht iz nawt pawssibul in playne Ingerlish!
An it getz eezier to reed teh moar yoo do it!
ohai scooooootch (excuse the non lolspeak) I am a newbie here too, so still learning mahsef, but it is so much fun. Happy Fourth of July.
Happy forf ov Julie tu alla ‘Merican frens!!!!! Bii karful wiv dose firywurks! Don gib teh fyremens more wurk naow!
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O hai AfriCAT!!! Thankz fur teh Fyrewerks! We’ve bin having sum wunderful wuns – an moat tonite – if it duzzn’t rayne!
Ummmmm. . . AfriCat – Ai’ve bin meening ask yoo – but wayte!! Ai’ll fo it frum yur profyle. No rush! sumtaim today!
*runsrunsrunspownses* {{{{AfriCat}}}}
Ohai!
Happeh Forf uv Julai tu awl teh Murican cheezfrendz! Yu haz much tu be prowd uv, aifinkso!
*waves madly tu teh souf*
Ai sit awn roof aftur dark wif teloloscope an watch fur fyrewurks, otay?
O hai, prysma-kitteh! Just red waht yoo sed about teh kitthn in teh fud!!!!! LOL!!! Waht a site taht must bee!! Yoo ar wun wunderful perrrron!!
*waives wif nth ooooozee azim to teh North East East!!
Tehm gib me wunnerful repaymint — awl 4 snugguled awn mai chest an arown mai neck an awl purring at wunce. Fur a fing so speshul, ai wud du wurse tehn haz a baff in gushifuds! LOL
Ohai {{{p-k}}} ai wuz reedin teh kittehs blog an ur trip tew teh v-e-t sownds lyke kwite an adbenshur! hoap Loki bee feline bedder suun, seemz teh pleh infekshun wuz cawt rite at teh beginnin synce u dint notic anee symptums yit, tahts guud!
messi messi eeters, teh SCP, r’nt tehy!
Teh vet bisit sertinlee cobered a lot uv grownd in 90 minnits!!! At leest teh wun Wensday fur Trick an Angel’s vaksinayshuns shud be simpler — eksept mebbe tawking bowt Angel’s, er, floofehniss!
Teh SCP haz meeted Cory, an vys versa, an tehy lyks eech uvver muchlee.
Cory hazza fassinated, an him nawt being berry ruff wif tehm atawl. But we only gunna allow lil bit uv sooperbised playing fur teh mommint. Ai hoping Cory can teeching tehm a few fings — lyk hao tu eet wifout waring it!!! 
Could I borrow Cory for a whiles so he can teach me? I always end up waring a little bit of fuds, usually on my *whispers* bosom.
Besides, unless yu eets gushifuds frum a bowl wif no fork oar spoon oar eben spork (if so, hey, iz yur lyf) tehn ai nawt shur him gunna be teh ryte teechur fur yu.
Haz yu tried a bib?
Ai tells mai nawt-yunger brudder taht wee cant taik him awt tu eet becoz he hav teh saim problum!
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ITZ HUGHSEYYYY
This picture is by Dave Hughes, at http://twitter.com/DHughesy
He’s an Australian comedian.
The cat’s name is Teddy
Kittah can breathe thru plastic?