Bugsy’s philosophy
Bugsy’s philosophy was simple: sometimes the crime is worth the time.
maek sur u dont git identified at teh lineup.
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Chokklit! adn Paystree!
Congrats AP! And a very close GMTA!!
Fanks, PootyTat! Yeff, we is defnitlee awn teh saym trakk.
Letz go has sum chokklit as we stroal tu teh booteek, shall we?
Adn luukitit der hangin awn at teh edj ob teh playt.
Is beggin tu be nommed, aifinkso.
Sordid paystree indeed.
OOooohh…Chocolate!!
OOOH!!…OOOH!! My nawt-sekund nawt-sekund!!! What to do, what to do!!?
YAY fur PootyTat!!! Yur beri nawt sekkund nawt sekkund! Iz beri xsiten!!!
Wy, dans, ob kors!
*dansdans-nawtsekkindnawtsekkind-dansdans*
Hey!! Waht a grate TY!!! AngelPlume an PootyTat!!!
So – yoo both ar off to teh Ty Boo Teek?? Yoo cud stop auf at teh PI Stawl, which iz rite neggst to teh Ty Boo Teek an get sum ov that fresh Blooberreei Pi an can smell frum heer & an bring bak LOTS so we awl cud hav sum!!
And tehn – sum firewerks, purrhaps?? Oar. . . hmmmmm . . . .Maybee sum Whine?
Az in . . .
Awl mai frenz ar at parteez an ai am awl aloan. . .
Borked iz mai hart!
Cold an wet! Where iz summer?
D. . . .
mmmmmmmmmmm…Blooberreei…*drooool*
Yum, Piyz! *runs tu pi stawl*
Nom-nom-nom *furgets tu bring anee bakk*
*heerz wynz in teh distans* wayrz mai piyzzz??
Drest up, awl, adn no place 2 go
Eeting mine hart owt
Furget thiz rubbage, ai’m goin hoam
Goodbai crewel whirled
Hazn’t yu got supperz readi yet?
I’z boooorrred…
J…
Just wehn ai gets awn ICHC, ebreebuddy is gawn!
Kittehs fink ai bees dere slabe
Loooonelee, ai’m mister looooneleeeeee
Maaawm! Dey awl hates mii at skuul!
Nobuddy lubs mii, ebreebuddy haets mii…
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[hmmm, seems liek a feme developing heer...]
iz definitely tyme fur drownin’ toes sorrows
in teh see of likwufying majik! I dribe, I buy, an I tell teh funnee chokes! no worry and not to be sad
Sownds gud to mii, supertuscan!
okies! I also has bounteriffix wine seller.
pleaze to make choice of teh Fronch (berry bset),
Chilean, kangaroaustraliear, an wonerfull Duxoup
Winery… ezryone needs teh relaxins!
♫ Oanlee teh lo-an-lee, kno teh wai ai feel tonite… ♫
♫
♫ Peepulz are straynge, wehn yur a stran-ger…♫
♫ Quit draggin mai hart arownd… ♫
♫ Rilly feelz silly makin up sad stuffs when ai’m pretti happi akshully…
S…
Seemz like everybodi iz gone awai *schniff*
Tonite aifinkso they awl bi outside luukin at teh fyrewurks
Unless maybi its rainin–wif
Very brite loud litenin/thunderz
Which made everybody turn teh computerz off so tehy don’t
Xplode from teh power surgez…so
Y don’t Ai giv it up adn go get some sleepz nao?
ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz……..
yup, gets slo arownd heer on caturday night. teh yoorup an TTI folks are in bed, an iz getting late for teh eestern folks. just us last fyoo western peeps heer. niteynite, lungdoc.
Jus u wait an see hoa sadz u iz when u calls an I not homz!
Komfounded stupeez, why can naot dey see I has a sadz
Lemme see, whar I put tat brandee, aifinkai drownin’ mai sorrows
in teh see of likwufying majik!
M . . . .
Me thinks that the kitteh is bein’ tawnted…Poor hoomin…if only he knew better!!
Soo tru … pointyendz are nuffin to trifle with. Mess wif Bugsy, and u will wind up buried in teh Vegas desert.
Dis iz gonna be sooooo messy!
No Kitteh! A moment awn da lips, forebber awn da hips!!
ohai 3kittymomma, i seed yor commint on teh last LOL an replied but yoo might not see it cawz evreewun’s over heer now. abowt wrapping gifts wif kittehs arownd. last crissmiss my momma sended me dis link:
Gift Wrapping with the Help of Your Cat
iz very funneh an so troo!
Hilarious!!! An yess troo! Ifinkso awl da presents I wrap has tiny pointy end holes in dem.
S’okay, kitteh will wurk it off with a powur napp … sleep ur lov-handls away!
taht sownds liek MY kind ob eggsir size program!
Mien too … but it doeznt wurk as well for me as for teh kittehz
Ifeer ai lack teh cat-abolism for teh task!
Tasty Nom + Can Git = Can Has
Ebberbuddy noes dis.
Eggcelent cat logik!
mebbe not just kats…. youniversal principle, possibly……
My kitteh LOVES doughnuts!
Our middle kitteh, her name is Baby, luvs Chex Mix.
Mai OP likes frosting Mai sistah sez “no her dues-not”. Mai sistah iz skuuk teecha. Can no win. (OP likez frosting!)
I wuld bet OP duz lyke frosting, kaus enni icecream rownd heer dat kittehs kan git tu iz in danger!
aur kitteh mi-mi (Milo akshumaly…) lubs da whippy cream wif himz milk treat. Himz alzo lubs yo-gert two! Himz a phunny kitteh….
- yah- iz still round…. jus been buzi, moveded too or free tymes since last hear (eck!onomy…), gascats bin blu n fishykitteh iz habin hard tyme wif da e- motions… cud bee by-polar sez da dr cat…..
Iz bein up two mai eyeballz wif stuffz…. almos dun wif skool howeber!
momcat
*gasp*
Momcat! Gud to see yu – hao’s ebryfink wiv yu an Gascat an Kittehfisher? Tell us awl abowt it!
iz bein ruf…. dat purty much wai i haz bein goon. fambli got splited up las novemba wif spoose movin to skedadle acause ub da eck-onomy. fishykitteh n I staid in Orygun sos she cud finish middl skool ( dat eneded wif a massive teacha fail….) gascat wuz in colomorado but gotted sic n two mani peplos preyed awn himz inosence. Himz got berri depressed- we hadz ta moov him to skeadle wif spoose durin da HUGE sno storm we hadz in december (xmas didz nawt happen here…). fishykitteh started goin daonhill mentali, shez gotz da humonga ragez dez dais. We fout it wuz acaus she misseded ur dadcat sos we lefted her skool earli n moveded up two da skedadle area. We iz awl tageder again fur da furs tyme in ober a yer! Fishykitteh still habben angr isshoes, she runz off n hidz awn me when she is madded- which is muchli….
we iz awn bained bridge Island naow, jus akross da pond frum skedaddle. Iz berri rustic n purdi here. Fishykitteh haz 7 babi chickiz naow! gascat iz at a communiti college fur da moment- hopz to hab himz in u of wash next winner. I iz almos dun wif skool, but I haz a stoopi goin awn- haf ub mai tung iz numb n tingli n haz bein fur two munfs ( I nao tawk lolspeak sometymes!). I get uder icky stuf two. I haz da brane leezoonz, cud beez MS witch wud jus nawt be fair ub life sinc dis badli impares mai abiliti ta wurk ( a teacha whoz cannawt tawlk?!)
sos Iz bein gon nawt wantn ta depressez mai frenz….
I haz gud daiz howeber, fings awr purdy n chickiz iz nosiz, messi, n beri kooot!
momcat
We miss yu heer muchlee. Donut werry bowt habin teh sadz; we is yur frenz an tihs is a gud plais fur halpin wiv teh sadz.
Hoeps fings start lukkin up fur yur fambly form nao awn!
Oh momcat!!! Ai roted to yoo a couple ov dais ago when yoo were here – but I think maybe yoo dint see it.
Ebereething Ambercat sez is troo! We doo miss yoo heer muchlee an if yoo hav teh sads, that iz OK! Nawt gud, but OK! Becuz we AR yur frenz an ar verreee fond ov awl ov yoo!
PLEEZ keep coming! We HAV missed yoo heer muchlee!
{{{{{{{momcat}}}}}} AND we were verree worried about yoo!
An ai AM sorreee things ar going so badlee rite nao! BUT – we still want to know! REELEE!!! Pleez dont go away again!!!!
Pweeze come and tawk to us – eben if u has to write ab00t sad fings, we wants to hear from u. Sawry dat life is such a pleh, but gud to hear ur famblee is togevver. We lubs u and ur famblee!
Ai hasta seel up caek bery titely heer oar Sonata-kitteh finks wuz baekeded jest fur hur oan purry self.
Do nuts wud b in danjur tu, aifink!
I has a cat dat will make a FOOL of hisself for Doritos and tater chips and french fries and the crusty cheez on pizza bones. He’s a weirdo. I think he takes after me. *buffs nails on shirt*
Wii haz ur Pawprince awn file inthe KBI. (Kitteh Beawrow of Identifikatsion)
*slow ai blinx*
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AND???
And teh pawprintz will be tasteey choklat! Teh KBI thankx u …
Dat is shore nuff da troof… ya gonna eet dat doe nut or stare it to deff?
NOM! in free, too, won…
Wow!! Soundz lyke a war zone in mine neighborhood! An da sparklies in da sky iz purty, altho da kittehz NAWT enjoying dem.
Sonata b teh cawlm. Seh probly finks it b onlee funderstoarm, wich doesent skare hur.
Kittehz are nawt skawly or ennifing, dey just bii hangin real klose tu momma. Iffin I’z in da kitchen dats were dey bii, iffin I’z in da libbing room, dey majikally appear dere tu. An normally Pookie, da biggen, wuld bii owtsyde enjoyin da kool wethers!
*putz awn troll maks* …
Onoz, donut letz kitteh eating teh chokklit!! Gib himz teh onez wif teh nilla icinging and sprinklols!!
*takes awf maks, pleh pleh pleh*
(hee hee)
Jus passin fru tu sez hab a happytayle Forf uv Jooly!
Keep safe (eeben iffn yu jus sillybraytin Caturday!)
SHMOOOOOOS!
{{{{awl teh CheezPeeps adn der furr-bebbehs}}}}
Hoppityle Forf tu yu CC81!!! I hopez yu iz habbin a great wun!!
Oh noes! Kitteh, donut nom dat donut! Choklit berry bad fur kittehs! I must save u! *snatchnomnomnom* Yum! I mean, whew, dat wuz close!
GMTA!!
Dis iz funnee. Wons wii lef haf a chalklet-frossted donut en teh kistchin fur eh minnit. Cam bak en tu se liffel Meg had likkd awl teh frossten awf. Nawtee liffel gurl!
Ornjj Floof Kitteh naymdz
Bugsee no lykez peetza, but
lubz chokklitt D’oh~Nutz!
Ornjj Floof Kitteh naymdz
Bugsee knoez dayr no wayz 2
hyde Mommeeng D’Oh Nutz!
Prittee Wun willz skoaldz
Bugsee, butz t3h chokklitt willz
maykz itz awwwlllll wurff wyle!
Jack.
*clappity clappity* Uz onna roll, Jack!!
An eets a jellee roll, tew!
Toadalee OT: Ai just watchded “Shenandoah”. Ossim moobie. ADN James Stewart. Wot’s nawt to liek?
Nom Nom NOm nOm NomnOM
& keep ur eye on teh sparrow
I tawt dat was teh job of Ceiling Cat…
Ackshully, chokkits isn’t nawt gud fer da kittehs, but dey can lukks addit fer free.
Sowwy Bugsy!
I donut object to this crime.
snerk
I take teh choklit, kitteh can has teh cruller.
But I lyks teh cruller too.
Kitteh, we can do teh arm ressul?
*galomps in, seeing favorite donut on plate*
*switches donut with look-alike-kitteh gushi fud*
*galomps out and fkees*
*nom nom nom*
I ate a donut exactly like that a few hours ago!
It’s not worth the time that they’ll have to spend at the gym!