I spent all day shredding
I spent all day shredding those curtains. Why you keep fixing them?
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Ai’ll haz 2 start awl ober agane
annipuss bii fas en teh drawer ehgen!
dis kitteh bii sayen ‘mii needelz ar sharpeh!
a kittehs wurk is never dun. Probly cuz its alwais interrupted by naptime.
Stawp undueing mai wirk!
Ai is sew underpreshiatud fabrik artest!!
why yu must tu keep needling me abowt dees fings?
Ur so crewel tu meh.
why, why, ai otta point that needle at yew!!
Cayrful, u myte get cross,stiching lyk dat.
sry, is jus a little nit!
Doan talk backstitch tu meh!
dont get yer panties in a french knot!!
darn yu! sry…dats teh bes ai kin kum up wif :blush:
i mean
yoo kidz juss quilt it owt now!
Aifink we can mend it otay iffn we juss tayk a samplur ob wit adn embroyder upon it.
jus as lawng nowun embellishes teh truf!
adn awn dat noat… ai hasta go nao. Its bin fun but dem shelter goggehs wont walk demselfs aifinknawt! adn ai gits tu play wif teh kittehs tu!
O mai, ai wud nebber in-frinj upon dat!
Dey even uglee after I shredz dem!
wii ken mak cuut littel awtfitz fur teh childrenz
Sownz of Myoozik ref, ftw!
an whisskas awn kittehs…
ai saw dis in teh winder an jus had to hab it!!
Carlol Burnett ref?
gud job!
YAY!
**tayks a bow**
*BONK!* Ow! HAY! Watch where ur’e pointing that curtain rod when u bow.
Oops, sowwy.
Wut did I hit, ur hed?
Hay waitaminnit! I musta hit ur hed! My curtin rod iz borked!
Oh, yeah? Well look at my hed! U dented it!
I think we is sposed to exchange insurances informations now.
**luuks at LCB’s hed**
Wow, u gots lots of dents in dere. How u kno I added to dem?
If u look closely, u will see flecks of gold-ish paint in that big on there. Flecks that match teh color of ur curtain rod. Which, BTW, looks like it has some paints missing from one end.
oooh sry………did ai “accidently” nok yew down teh stares?
*bonk, boop, sclork, splatz, crash!!!*
OW! HAY! Whut I dids to deserve that? Did somebuddy put a “abuse me” sine on me today?
*cries*
did yew luk on yer bak tewdai?? {{{schmooo}}}
Awwww…. pore liddlol LCB!
*pet, pet.
*schmoooo.
*snorglol.
*sckritch bhind deh eeerz.
*belly rub.
Now u just sit here and nibblol on dis tuna sammich, ‘K?
Hey LCB ai wented tu see da Ice Age mobie, wasnt dat on ob yur weezlols playin Bucky?
*trys to look at back*
*just keeps going around in circles*
*gets dizzy, falls down goes boom*
O hai, bom. GP is in charge of teh weaslols. But it wouldn’t surprise me if teh little beast hadn’t rented some out to Lollywood for moviemaking. I’ll just deduct my share of teh fee from his paycheck.
Was awp wif dis? Teh graphjam mak teh liss, bawt nawt teh cheez?
LOL sites
huh – dat nawt werk. hm. ai follwed teh eggsellent diirekshuns frum the cryer
LOLsites
LOLsites
Okai – teh sekkend won (loweh link) werks. niided tu leaf awt teh quootz.
It sez “forget Lolcats, here are some lesser known lolsites”…. Soe dey hazn’t ignoard lolcats – juss sujestid alturnitibs!
O ai mist dat, anni – butt iiven wurs – dey dissd teh LOLcats!
Taht meens ICHC is teh bestes noen site! Yay!
O, en ai bii appagezen fur lurnen en pahblek!
*sings* Oh, the ol’ tomcat was a-feelin’ mean,
’til he caught his tail in the sewin’ machine;
Now he’s movin’ on…
Oh, he slipped a stitch when he hit the ditch,
Now he’s movin’ on!
(Mai mom usta sing dat.)
Therez a funney version of teh song recorded bai Homer adn Jethro a lawng tyme ago..
..it goes on…
♫Tehere wuz a smart gai frum teh citee
Adn hii pickt up a stripe-ed kitee
He’z movin’ on,
He’z movin’ on;
We helt owr noze
Az we buried hiz cloze,
He’s movin’ on…
We travelz a lot
to do our show, ‘n
Teh wai wii sing,
We gotta keep goin’,
We’re movin’ on….
Yes! Dat’s teh won!! I needz tew Google dat won an sendz it tew Mom!
The name is “I’m Movin’ On No. 2″, and it’s on the Homer & Jethro CD “America’s Song Butchers.” The original tune was by Hank Snow but the lyrics you remember are from the Homer & Jethro version. Good hunting!
Cuz I ain’t got no manners, dats whi…
Don’t know why yu keep makin more wurk fur boff uf us. I shred, yu fix, I shred, yu fix…
Ohai, 3km!
Werkin hard?
**snikkurs to self**
Yu sooooooooo funni, red!
Donut feel so bad, 3km. I gotta go to cuuk-owt wif my dad’z syde of teh famlee.
I finkso I’d rathur be werkin.
Merember teh old Flanders/Swann sawng ‘bowt making work for each otherz?
♫Twaz awn a Mundai mornin teh gas-man came tu kawl;
Teh gas-tap woodint turn, Ai wazn’t gettin gas atawl;
He tore owt awl teh skirting-boardz tu trai adn find teh main,
Adn Ai has to kawl a karpenter to put tehm back again,
—Adn it awl makes wurk foar teh wurking-man to do…♫
♫Twaz awn a Tuesdai mornin teh karpenter came rownd;
Hi hammert, adn he chizelt, adn he sayd, “Look wot Ai found!”
Yur joistz ar fulla drai-rot, but Ai’ll put tehm awl tu ritez!
Tehn he nailed rite thru a kabel (Pow!) adn owt went awl teh litez!
—Adn it awl makes wurk foar teh wurking-man to do…♫
…♫Twaz awn a Winsday morning teh ellectrishun caim;
Hi callt meh Mistur Sandersun, wich izn’t kwite mai name;
Hi culdn’t reech teh fuze-bawks wifout standin awn teh bin,
Adn hiz fuut wint through a windo, so Ai called teh glazier in.
—Adn it awl makes wurk foar teh wurking-man to do…♫
…♫Twaz awn a Thursdai mornin teh glazier caim alawng,
Wiffiz blow-torch, adn hiz putti, adn hiz merri glazier’s sawng;
Hi put annover payne in, it tuuk noe tyme atawl,
Butt(!) ai had to call a paynter in tu come adn paynt teh wall.
—Adn it awl makes wurk foar teh wurking-man to do…♫
Twaz awn a Friedegg mornin teh paynter mayd a start;
Wif under-kotes adn over-kotes hi paynted evry part;
Everi nuuk adn everi cranni, butt (!) ai fownd when hi waz gone
Taht hi’d paynted over teh gas-tap, adn Ai couldn’t turns it awn!
—Adn it awl makes wurk foar teh wurking-man to do…♫
Awn Caturday adn Sundai, tehy du no wurk atawl;
So twaz awn a Mundai mornin taht teh gas-man caim to call…♫
Whut’s funni is ai bin using papur shreddur tish moarning.
Wii has teh luk in mai howse. Awer Kittehs no shred teh certins! Dey beez gud kittehs.
nawt en miii haus, iitha…coz wii has noe curtenz! (butt dey du lik tu batt at teh vurtikle blinez!
Iz teh noo ‘deconstructive decorating’ style, sum hoomans pai meh beeg cheezburgs fer this. Hmph! Noe appresheashun! Philistine!!
Hewminz duz nawtz ‘Grawk’
t3h talentz nessessaree
2 shredz prawpurrlee
Sillkee gray Kitteh
amz awrtisstikk Misstress ubz
slassheengz andz dashsheeng
Sillkee gray Kitteh
duz nawtz mynd soopurrvyzeeng
Prittee Wun fikks feengz
Jack.
Ai diitex sumwon
Hoo likz teh Rahburt Hainlain!
Jack Deth S-F fan?
Stranger in teh Strange Land
ooo – hasn’t thawt bout that in years
Ohai, catena!
Rawburt Hynelinn phann!
Awllso lykez Dayvidd Drayk andz
t3h Joe Hawlldemann
Harree Turrtillduvv
amz okay in smawll doassez.
Lubz “Gunz ub t3h Sowff’!
Jack
Awf teh oletimahs,
Ai lik Lari Niffen an
Gordi Diksen tu
Awf teh noo riterz,
Kaj Bakeh, C J Cherrii
An Nele Stefaynsen
Neil Gaymehn as wehl
Awlso teh Oarsehn Scot Kard
Hehjehmon seerez
Woow it’s real picture?
So kyoot! sew fuzzeee! WANT!11!! SPLORK!! uh-oh….
my hed hurtz
Did rhsb hit u wif her curtin rod too? That girl is a menace.
oh wellz, maybez her save mii frum teh splodin’ hed thingy frum kyoot oberlode
*sweep up Mezzomom’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Welcum Mezzomom, ai dont beleef wii’ve met. Ai am BOM_MOMME butt (snerk) U kin call mi bom.
*putz out fluffy paw of frenship.
Ai offerez U a nawt old xtree strenght Chrg(wdoi) pleez tu ware wheneber U is here fore da splort protectshun.
thx ebber sew much! Ai well wair teh Chrg(wdoi) witz pryed! Ai bin lurkin’ in teh shaddoes treying tew lern teh lingow. *axepts fluffy paw of frenship wit grattitewd!*
ai jus saw yu wuz daon! onoes! otay…otay…plz tu nawt pannik..ai kin du dis…um…
*grabs teh CCC wifakwikniss adn sweepssweepsweep mezzomoms braynes intu neet liddlol pyle
*luks at ’strukshuns..hmm…
*Oh! den we rins rins rins dem awf wif sumfin yummy (sparklee paw-megrannit joos)
*den pattapattapatta yoor braynes intu teh hed cabbity adn peece teh hedbonz tugevver
*tayptayptayp wif ducky-tayp
*playce esstra strenf CHRG (wdoi)
rapp yu inna floofeh cheezpeeps blankee, bring yu sum hawt choklit adn sordid trufflols. Der yu go, plz tu relax adn nawt luk at teh cyoot furr awile, kthxbai!
thx, ai fiils much beter naow, and hao did u no i lubs sordid trufflols? teh sordider teh nommier!
ders a liddlol peese uv ebberywun dat lurvs teh “sordid” trufflols! iz giltee pleshur aikinkso! BTW- iz berry nyce tu mayk yoor cheez-kwayntins!
**wyps flour awf uf paw adn extens it in frenship**
*floofy paw uv frenshipbak*
Ohai! ai has dun mai furs LOL. Plese tu voet? Teh kitteh iz mai Lincoln
moar funny pictures
Ocrapp. Less tri dis won:
catenaLOL
handsum and furry indeed. Plastick lei naawt gud enuff!
thx! ai ses eh frens reekwest, mezzomom!
Ai lukked an botted. Iz kutee patootee.
thx!
happi kat wants happi endin?
O das gud won!
I voted. I also made a LOL from ur pic
Othx! Ai voetd foer yer funnee, tu!
Ai votud fur bof LOL’s. Kitteh is teh beeyutimus!
Othx! Yehz – hii iz eh sweitee, tu. butt hii sumtiemz liks tu chais hiz brudda an sista!
deeziner kitteh maykin planz tu tayk Mark Brunetz playce awn kleen haus!
pore littel kitteh