Comments on: very well, you can take the evening off.

By: idkwiener

idkwiener — Tue, 11 May 2010 17:34:00 +0000

i like this one it made me lol

By: felis_catus

felis_catus — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:12:07 +0000

bon apetit

By: Laly loves twilight

Laly loves twilight — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:46:06 +0000

KKKKOOOLLL thnx for teh complamentz! aaawww stops! uz makin me blush! (blush) (blushes)

By: snorglehebbin

snorglehebbin — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:47:02 +0000

I can has cheezburger musubi?

By: raingods

raingods — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:57:29 +0000

kitteh would just play wif peas like little balls to bat around.

By: barboid

barboid — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:58:43 +0000

ai wer bery newty kitteh. i had sushi enyway when i were preggers wid both mai kidlings. jest stayd away from da contromaversial stuff and went to faybrit places only. bothe my kitlings do fine and dey both is very smrat! youngest is 12 (boy) and oldest is 16 (girl) i were willing to take chance ’cause i lib in ca and our sushi places are bery, bery, gud. mai fabberite is Truya Sushi in Santa Clara. NOM NOM NOM. as soon as we get munnies, we be goin dere…..

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:01:52 +0000

I probablli nebber bii in dat “bote” wyle it iz in da waterz

By: gascat

gascat — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:51:26 +0000

hmmmm…. weirdpress changeded mai nom bak….. I changeded it akus gascat onli lurkz deez daiz…. u no beeg 20yer oldz gotta beez serimus!
anyhoo- iz purty boat 3k whut beez hur nom? I hab free liddle boatz but wantz beeg boat. I libz awn bained brige island naow ( nao, I no can keepz trac ub me eder!)

momcat

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:22:34 +0000

TAHTS ONLEE ENUF FUD 4 WUN!!1! Rekwest 4 nite awf…DENYED!!1!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:43:34 +0000

Ai gettit! Adn maibi yu sendin along hubbicat tu steer teh bote adn supervize teh festibitees, adn nawt tu notice teh littlol limpet minez bein speshalee installed to add a festib touch to teh cookin ob barbecues awn teh bote, yesh? Adn to made a festib noise adn make a coupla festib holez inna nawt top sied ob teh bote? (Shirley nawt.)

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:31:19 +0000

Whirrled Peas!! Wii mus hab it!

By: jd

jd — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:31:06 +0000

Kitteh eets AWL! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
Iffen der aer gests, dey can get deir own playt.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:24:23 +0000

Sorri yu gonna miss da festivities. I wuz hopen sumwun wuld go an let mii know how it went, kaus, um I haz planz, or haztu wurk or sumfing lyke dat.

By: biscuitninja

biscuitninja — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:14:40 +0000

HI!

Domo-Ari-CAT-o

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:08:51 +0000

Yes, plees 2 brings da Moo Goo Gai Pans to da kitteh and be berry hurries.

Wil pais u in goggies.

Nawt needs dose ennywais.

kthxbai

By: jd

jd — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:20:06 +0000

Der mustest be a way tu cook fuds dat drayns mercury from fuds. I dunno what it iz, or iffen ennywun haz inbented it yet, but iffen yu can unboil an egg, yu can unmercury a fishie.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:05:09 +0000

Oboi! Sownz liek funz! Plash plash blub gurgle! Too bad I’m too far awai to attend teh big event. Will bi finkin ov yu whyle sweeping teh blowin sand offa teh porch heer.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:59:44 +0000

Ebberwun iz envited owt awn da “yacht” next weeekeeend! Um, der will bii dansin an dinin an possible sinkin! I will need an rsvp by da middle ub da weeek tho!

By: diva

diva — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:59:03 +0000

Yes, I iz habin bun n ovenz, so no raw fishees (or meediyum-rare cheezburgrz) fur me–fudz poyznin is pleh, do nawt want!

N yes, sum cookd fishees iz gud fur da tinee behbeh brayin…udderz haz tu much murcuree n are awn da no-no list.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:41:36 +0000

Her bii purty gud. Shii haz learned tu knock mine purse obber, howebber, her nawt lyke da pennies dat shii finds in der.

By: Peter Browne

Peter Browne — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:39:56 +0000

Bento Boxes FTW

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:37:09 +0000

No, hur cannawt has paypurr munnies! I nawt has dat menny an needs to hang awn to wut I gots!

**mayks note to hyde paypurr munnies frum Lucy teh Theevin Kitteh** I finkso LCB been givvin hur steelin lessons!

By: cat400

cat400 — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:32:09 +0000

nuthins better than a good ol’ lolcat at the end of the evening, and lolsushi!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:31:36 +0000

Umm, Ifinkso wii haz plenti heer. Howebber next tyme yu come obber, Lucy wuld lyke da paper munnies tu pilfer frum yur purse.

By: jd

jd — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:27:23 +0000

Hmmm. Docs prolly rite, but fish (speshully sammun) in modrashun (ie: not awl teh thyume, jus’ mowst ob it) mite be gud az omega-3 mite help make behbeh smarter. Towsted sammun on rice iz purrfectly gud sushi.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:25:05 +0000

Dey iz gud!

I haz sum cellofane foar Mz Lucy. U wanna me to mayle it?

By: jd

jd — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:23:38 +0000

Start at start sez humpty
Gud adbyce foar kittehs
wu hab menni choices

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:15:36 +0000

Go tu my profyle an luk at my lol’s.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:08:36 +0000

Ifinkso iz angle uf da dribewai an pikture taken. Hubbikat an I been tawlkin bout paintin it lyke da P51 Mustanges that the Flyin Tigers flew obber China! Shark mouff awn da frunt wif a fishin lure in da mouf! Mite az well, won’t hurt it!

By: Griffyn

Griffyn — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:05:02 +0000

Mee tu – in fakt – mai hubbikat bawt sum nanners dis afturnoon sew ai culd mayk won wid nawt sew mush syoogurs wif syoogurs free puddins an syoogur free shawtbred kookees – nom, nom, nom… Ai mayded two fur de dyebetik daddikat fur daddikat’s dai – nom-e-licious left-obbers fur awl.

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:03:25 +0000

Gudnite awl- thnx fur bedtime snak, rhsb!

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:01:04 +0000

Ohai red adn 3km! Yall havin a gud dai? Pretti turkwoise bote in teh pixure, 3km! Doez teh starboard bow part seem to ride a little lower tahn teh port? Oar iz taht just teh angle of teh pixure? Pic makes it luuk liek sumone took teh stern in wun hand adn teh bow in teh ovver, adn gave just a lil twist or so. Hmm? (Silleh WP woant let meh post anyfing if mai naim is bluu, still. Bah.)

By: catta-cake

catta-cake — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:53:14 +0000

Moo Goo Gai Pans to restclue! Chi-knees Garding n
Pa-luss av Cheezburgers mek a grate keri-auwt
feest wid incloos Moo Goo Gai Pans! i ken dry-vee
for reesonomable tip. Moo Goo Gai Pans is mai treet
caws hawliday taim is grate taim fr offerings to mek
up fr awl dose car ryeds to vet in kerriar.

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:50:40 +0000

Goez to put more banananas , milk and niller wafers on grocery list. Leeza? Can ai borrow sum skwirrls? Ai am inspirred to make sum bananana puddin IRL!

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:48:13 +0000

Nanner puddin!! Ma favrit! Nom nom nom! Oh, ai iz sowry- did sumwun else want sum?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:45:56 +0000

I nawt gotted dem yet.

I herd dat song several yeers ago. Bobby Bare iz a gud wun foar stranj songz. I lyk Marie Leveau too.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:45:55 +0000

Shuld bii sumfing frum 3km bout cheezland lol’s. Let mii know iffin dey nawt kome thru.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:42:19 +0000

I thot that wuz funni “Drop kick mii Jeebus intu da goal post uf lyfe” Daddikat aktualli said it tudai, which made mii laff an luk it up. I sended yu LOL’s later.

By: op_sMama

op_sMama — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:35:49 +0000

Nao, mr. raingods, ewe nos eben kittehs gotz tew gibe peas a chance!

By: catta-cake

catta-cake — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:34:42 +0000

mek mi fink av mov-ee “Gran Torino” wear nay-bors
wur bring Clint Eastwood n him dawg offerings bout
ev’ry deigh. rost peeg look special gud 2 mi-maybi
to doggie, 2.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:32:19 +0000

Teh last fing I gotted frum yoo wuz teh Bobby Bare song.

Wut eles shud I luuk foar?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:30:02 +0000

Ur welkum, KK.

Mahm iz gud cuuk.

Me? Nawt so grate.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:29:12 +0000

Haz yu checked yur e-mayo? I sended yu 2 lol’s. Wii hazza new bote! My xcitment, let mii show yu. *luks round fur da xcitement* Oh, nebbermind, I don’t seem tu haz enni.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:28:56 +0000

Ohai, 3km!

I sleeped in dis moarnin, an it wuz nyse!

Hadda go to famlee cuuk-owt tonite – dadz syde – an it wuz nawt az bad az I had thot it wud be. It wuz in teh beeg Will-moar! LOL

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:26:00 +0000

Yummi! Fanks, Red!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:25:21 +0000

*sneaks a bite* Oh dat iz gud!!! How yu biii, Ms I nawt haz tu wurk tudai?

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:23:34 +0000

Ai think she meens she is preggers? Docs no wants u to haz raw fishies when u is expecting!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:23:30 +0000

**Red comez in wif leftovur bananananana puddin.**

Ennybodee want sum? My mahm maded it an it iz GUD!

By: carosue

carosue — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:13:59 +0000

teh sooshi makes yu teh barfy or iz it sumfin elze?

By: Miz Nettie

Miz Nettie — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:11:28 +0000

Died and gone to heaven.