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very well, you can take the evening off.



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very well, you can take the evening off.

slavez git teh nite awf?

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  1. carosue says:

    no yu can not has

  2. 3kittymomma says:

    kitteh is pleezed wif yur offerings.

    • catta-cake says:

      mek mi fink av mov-ee “Gran Torino” wear nay-bors
      wur bring Clint Eastwood n him dawg offerings bout
      ev’ry deigh. rost peeg look special gud 2 mi-maybi
      to doggie, 2.

  3. lunarmommy says:

    all-yoo-kan-eet buffay…
    an i will eet teh hole fing!! :D

  4. Chessie says:

    Bribery does wonders. :)

  5. monkeytica says:

    Yay!!! mai ferst in too months!!!

  6. OnleeKitteh says:

    Ai fink sumbody founded da stash uv fudz 4 NOM eatingz plais.

  7. GnyomoDiFormaggio says:

    Iz not al u can eetfud, iz able 2 nom moar than that.

  8. Angelwaits says:

    Kitteh iz haz companee?
    Oar iz eetz awl ….??!!?!

  9. Jack Deth says:

    Tye Pan Kitteh habz
    ebbeefeengz himz coodz ebbur
    wawntz reegardeengz Nomz

    Tye Pan Kitteh coodz
    stawrrtz at himz leff and wurrkz ryte
    4 at leest a week!

    Deelishshuss Nom Nomz
    awaytz Tye Pan Kitteh wiff
    no wayrz elss 2 goez :-)

    Jack.

  10. raingods says:

    Less veggies, moar cheezeburgers.

  11. diva says:

    U can haz, kitteh…I no can haz sooshee cuz of bellee behbeh newai.

    • carosue says:

      teh sooshi makes yu teh barfy or iz it sumfin elze?

      • luvscatsva says:

        Ai think she meens she is preggers? Docs no wants u to haz raw fishies when u is expecting!

        • jd says:

          Hmmm. Docs prolly rite, but fish (speshully sammun) in modrashun (ie: not awl teh thyume, jus’ mowst ob it) mite be gud az omega-3 mite help make behbeh smarter. Towsted sammun on rice iz purrfectly gud sushi.

        • diva says:

          Yes, I iz habin bun n ovenz, so no raw fishees (or meediyum-rare cheezburgrz) fur me–fudz poyznin is pleh, do nawt want!

          N yes, sum cookd fishees iz gud fur da tinee behbeh brayin…udderz haz tu much murcuree n are awn da no-no list.

          • jd says:

            Der mustest be a way tu cook fuds dat drayns mercury from fuds. I dunno what it iz, or iffen ennywun haz inbented it yet, but iffen yu can unboil an egg, yu can unmercury a fishie.

          • barboid says:

            ai wer bery newty kitteh. i had sushi enyway when i were preggers wid both mai kidlings. jest stayd away from da contromaversial stuff and went to faybrit places only. bothe my kitlings do fine and dey both is very smrat! youngest is 12 (boy) and oldest is 16 (girl) i were willing to take chance ’cause i lib in ca and our sushi places are bery, bery, gud. mai fabberite is Truya Sushi in Santa Clara. NOM NOM NOM. as soon as we get munnies, we be goin dere…..

  12. catta-cake says:

    Jack Deth mek as lak gotta haz sushi. knead sushi
    sew moishe! nom nom nom-kittehs n pear-a-dice.

  13. Rattipuss says:

    Kitteh has a angry.

    Wannid Moo Goo Gai Pans!

    • catta-cake says:

      Moo Goo Gai Pans to restclue! Chi-knees Garding n
      Pa-luss av Cheezburgers mek a grate keri-auwt
      feest wid incloos Moo Goo Gai Pans! i ken dry-vee
      for reesonomable tip. Moo Goo Gai Pans is mai treet
      caws hawliday taim is grate taim fr offerings to mek
      up fr awl dose car ryeds to vet in kerriar.

      • Rattipuss says:

        Yes, plees 2 brings da Moo Goo Gai Pans to da kitteh and be berry hurries.

        Wil pais u in goggies.

        Nawt needs dose ennywais.

        kthxbai

  14. D.R. says:

    Wow, that’s a full platter. Now what are you guys gonna eat? :)

  15. Miz Nettie says:

    Died and gone to heaven.

  16. rhsb says:

    **Red comez in wif leftovur bananananana puddin.**

    Ennybodee want sum? My mahm maded it an it iz GUD!

    • 3kittymomma says:

      *sneaks a bite* Oh dat iz gud!!! How yu biii, Ms I nawt haz tu wurk tudai?

      • rhsb says:

        Ohai, 3km!

        I sleeped in dis moarnin, an it wuz nyse!

        Hadda go to famlee cuuk-owt tonite – dadz syde – an it wuz nawt az bad az I had thot it wud be. It wuz in teh beeg Will-moar! LOL

    • KayKitteh says:

      Yummi! Fanks, Red!

    • 3kittymomma says:

      Haz yu checked yur e-mayo? I sended yu 2 lol’s. Wii hazza new bote! My xcitment, let mii show yu. *luks round fur da xcitement* Oh, nebbermind, I don’t seem tu haz enni. ;)

      • rhsb says:

        Teh last fing I gotted frum yoo wuz teh Bobby Bare song.

        Wut eles shud I luuk foar?

        • 3kittymomma says:

          I thot that wuz funni “Drop kick mii Jeebus intu da goal post uf lyfe” Daddikat aktualli said it tudai, which made mii laff an luk it up. I sended yu LOL’s later.

          • rhsb says:

            I nawt gotted dem yet.

            I herd dat song several yeers ago. Bobby Bare iz a gud wun foar stranj songz. I lyk Marie Leveau too.

            • Lungdoc says:

              Ohai red adn 3km! Yall havin a gud dai? Pretti turkwoise bote in teh pixure, 3km! Doez teh starboard bow part seem to ride a little lower tahn teh port? Oar iz taht just teh angle of teh pixure? Pic makes it luuk liek sumone took teh stern in wun hand adn teh bow in teh ovver, adn gave just a lil twist or so. Hmm? ;-) (Silleh WP woant let meh post anyfing if mai naim is bluu, still. Bah.)

              • 3kittymomma says:

                Ifinkso iz angle uf da dribewai an pikture taken. Hubbikat an I been tawlkin bout paintin it lyke da P51 Mustanges that the Flyin Tigers flew obber China! Shark mouff awn da frunt wif a fishin lure in da mouf! Mite az well, won’t hurt it! :D

                • 3kittymomma says:

                  Ebberwun iz envited owt awn da “yacht” next weeekeeend! Um, der will bii dansin an dinin an possible sinkin! :D I will need an rsvp by da middle ub da weeek tho! ;)

                  • Lungdoc says:

                    Oboi! Sownz liek funz! Plash plash blub gurgle! Too bad I’m too far awai to attend teh big event. Will bi finkin ov yu whyle sweeping teh blowin sand offa teh porch heer. ;-)

                    • 3kittymomma says:

                      :D Sorri yu gonna miss da festivities. I wuz hopen sumwun wuld go an let mii know how it went, kaus, um I haz planz, or haztu wurk or sumfing lyke dat. :D

                      • Lungdoc says:

                        Ai gettit! Adn maibi yu sendin along hubbicat tu steer teh bote adn supervize teh festibitees, adn nawt tu notice teh littlol limpet minez bein speshalee installed to add a festib touch to teh cookin ob barbecues awn teh bote, yesh? Adn to made a festib noise adn make a coupla festib holez inna nawt top sied ob teh bote? (Shirley nawt.) :-D

                • gascat says:

                  hmmmm…. weirdpress changeded mai nom bak….. I changeded it akus gascat onli lurkz deez daiz…. u no beeg 20yer oldz gotta beez serimus!
                  anyhoo- iz purty boat 3k whut beez hur nom? I hab free liddle boatz but wantz beeg boat. I libz awn bained brige island naow ( nao, I no can keepz trac ub me eder!)

                  momcat

            • 3kittymomma says:

              Go tu my profyle an luk at my lol’s.

        • 3kittymomma says:

          Shuld bii sumfing frum 3km bout cheezland lol’s. Let mii know iffin dey nawt kome thru.

    • luvscatsva says:

      Nanner puddin!! Ma favrit! Nom nom nom! Oh, ai iz sowry- did sumwun else want sum?

      • luvscatsva says:

        Goez to put more banananas , milk and niller wafers on grocery list. Leeza? Can ai borrow sum skwirrls? Ai am inspirred to make sum bananana puddin IRL!

        • luvscatsva says:

          Gudnite awl- thnx fur bedtime snak, rhsb!

        • Griffyn says:

          Mee tu – in fakt – mai hubbikat bawt sum nanners dis afturnoon sew ai culd mayk won wid nawt sew mush syoogurs wif syoogurs free puddins an syoogur free shawtbred kookees – nom, nom, nom… Ai mayded two fur de dyebetik daddikat fur daddikat’s dai – nom-e-licious left-obbers fur awl.

  17. cat400 says:

    nuthins better than a good ol’ lolcat at the end of the evening, and lolsushi!

  18. Peter Browne says:

    Bento Boxes FTW

  19. biscuitninja says:

    HI!

    Domo-Ari-CAT-o

  20. Eric says:

    TAHTS ONLEE ENUF FUD 4 WUN!!1! Rekwest 4 nite awf…DENYED!!1!

  21. snorglehebbin says:

    I can has cheezburger musubi?

  22. KKKKOOOLLL thnx for teh complamentz! aaawww stops! uz makin me blush! (blush) (blushes)

  23. felis_catus says:

    bon apetit :)

  24. idkwiener says:

    i like this one it made me lol


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