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very well, you can take the evening off.
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no yu can not has
Concatshulaces carosue! We habs buffet fur sillibrashun?
Definately! Wif cheezburgers, too.
Cheezburger sushi iz awlsew availabul.
YAY!!! CHEEZBURGER SUSHI!!!! tahts teh bestest kynd!!
Smorgasbord!!!
kitteh is pleezed wif yur offerings.
mek mi fink av mov-ee “Gran Torino” wear nay-bors
wur bring Clint Eastwood n him dawg offerings bout
ev’ry deigh. rost peeg look special gud 2 mi-maybi
to doggie, 2.
all-yoo-kan-eet buffay…
an i will eet teh hole fing!!
Bribery does wonders.
Yay!!! mai ferst in too months!!!
Ai fink sumbody founded da stash uv fudz 4 NOM eatingz plais.
adn Princess Mu wont be bery happy.
onoes!!! hyd teh ebidence!!!!
Iz not al u can eetfud, iz able 2 nom moar than that.
Kitteh iz haz companee?
Oar iz eetz awl ….??!!?!
Kitteh eets AWL! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
Iffen der aer gests, dey can get deir own playt.
Tye Pan Kitteh habz
ebbeefeengz himz coodz ebbur
wawntz reegardeengz Nomz
Tye Pan Kitteh coodz
stawrrtz at himz leff and wurrkz ryte
4 at leest a week!
Deelishshuss Nom Nomz
awaytz Tye Pan Kitteh wiff
no wayrz elss 2 goez
Jack.
*clappityclappity*
Jack Deth haz sushi
adn kitteh tu a tea
az kitteh noms noms.
Wheer duz kitteh staht?
Diffacalt diisishon wif
Sew manee choysez!
Start at start sez humpty
Gud adbyce foar kittehs
wu hab menni choices
YAY!!!! clappity,clap!
Less veggies, moar cheezeburgers.
Nao, mr. raingods, ewe nos eben kittehs gotz tew gibe peas a chance!
Whirrled Peas!! Wii mus hab it!
kitteh would just play wif peas like little balls to bat around.
U can haz, kitteh…I no can haz sooshee cuz of bellee behbeh newai.
teh sooshi makes yu teh barfy or iz it sumfin elze?
Ai think she meens she is preggers? Docs no wants u to haz raw fishies when u is expecting!
Hmmm. Docs prolly rite, but fish (speshully sammun) in modrashun (ie: not awl teh thyume, jus’ mowst ob it) mite be gud az omega-3 mite help make behbeh smarter. Towsted sammun on rice iz purrfectly gud sushi.
Yes, I iz habin bun n ovenz, so no raw fishees (or meediyum-rare cheezburgrz) fur me–fudz poyznin is pleh, do nawt want!
N yes, sum cookd fishees iz gud fur da tinee behbeh brayin…udderz haz tu much murcuree n are awn da no-no list.
Der mustest be a way tu cook fuds dat drayns mercury from fuds. I dunno what it iz, or iffen ennywun haz inbented it yet, but iffen yu can unboil an egg, yu can unmercury a fishie.
ai wer bery newty kitteh. i had sushi enyway when i were preggers wid both mai kidlings. jest stayd away from da contromaversial stuff and went to faybrit places only. bothe my kitlings do fine and dey both is very smrat! youngest is 12 (boy) and oldest is 16 (girl) i were willing to take chance ’cause i lib in ca and our sushi places are bery, bery, gud. mai fabberite is Truya Sushi in Santa Clara. NOM NOM NOM. as soon as we get munnies, we be goin dere…..
Jack Deth mek as lak gotta haz sushi. knead sushi
sew moishe! nom nom nom-kittehs n pear-a-dice.
Kitteh has a angry.
Wannid Moo Goo Gai Pans!
Moo Goo Gai Pans to restclue! Chi-knees Garding n
Pa-luss av Cheezburgers mek a grate keri-auwt
feest wid incloos Moo Goo Gai Pans! i ken dry-vee
for reesonomable tip. Moo Goo Gai Pans is mai treet
caws hawliday taim is grate taim fr offerings to mek
up fr awl dose car ryeds to vet in kerriar.
Yes, plees 2 brings da Moo Goo Gai Pans to da kitteh and be berry hurries.
Wil pais u in goggies.
Nawt needs dose ennywais.
kthxbai
Wow, that’s a full platter. Now what are you guys gonna eat?
Died and gone to heaven.
**Red comez in wif leftovur bananananana puddin.**
Ennybodee want sum? My mahm maded it an it iz GUD!
*sneaks a bite* Oh dat iz gud!!! How yu biii, Ms I nawt haz tu wurk tudai?
Ohai, 3km!
I sleeped in dis moarnin, an it wuz nyse!
Hadda go to famlee cuuk-owt tonite – dadz syde – an it wuz nawt az bad az I had thot it wud be. It wuz in teh beeg Will-moar! LOL
Yummi! Fanks, Red!
Ur welkum, KK.
Mahm iz gud cuuk.
Me? Nawt so grate.
Haz yu checked yur e-mayo? I sended yu 2 lol’s. Wii hazza new bote! My xcitment, let mii show yu. *luks round fur da xcitement* Oh, nebbermind, I don’t seem tu haz enni.
Teh last fing I gotted frum yoo wuz teh Bobby Bare song.
Wut eles shud I luuk foar?
I thot that wuz funni “Drop kick mii Jeebus intu da goal post uf lyfe” Daddikat aktualli said it tudai, which made mii laff an luk it up. I sended yu LOL’s later.
I nawt gotted dem yet.
I herd dat song several yeers ago. Bobby Bare iz a gud wun foar stranj songz. I lyk Marie Leveau too.
Ohai red adn 3km! Yall havin a gud dai? Pretti turkwoise bote in teh pixure, 3km! Doez teh starboard bow part seem to ride a little lower tahn teh port? Oar iz taht just teh angle of teh pixure? Pic makes it luuk liek sumone took teh stern in wun hand adn teh bow in teh ovver, adn gave just a lil twist or so. Hmm?
(Silleh WP woant let meh post anyfing if mai naim is bluu, still. Bah.)
Ifinkso iz angle uf da dribewai an pikture taken. Hubbikat an I been tawlkin bout paintin it lyke da P51 Mustanges that the Flyin Tigers flew obber China! Shark mouff awn da frunt wif a fishin lure in da mouf! Mite az well, won’t hurt it!
Ebberwun iz envited owt awn da “yacht” next weeekeeend! Um, der will bii dansin an dinin an possible sinkin!
I will need an rsvp by da middle ub da weeek tho!
Oboi! Sownz liek funz! Plash plash blub gurgle! Too bad I’m too far awai to attend teh big event. Will bi finkin ov yu whyle sweeping teh blowin sand offa teh porch heer.
Ai gettit! Adn maibi yu sendin along hubbicat tu steer teh bote adn supervize teh festibitees, adn nawt tu notice teh littlol limpet minez bein speshalee installed to add a festib touch to teh cookin ob barbecues awn teh bote, yesh? Adn to made a festib noise adn make a coupla festib holez inna nawt top sied ob teh bote? (Shirley nawt.)
hmmmm…. weirdpress changeded mai nom bak….. I changeded it akus gascat onli lurkz deez daiz…. u no beeg 20yer oldz gotta beez serimus!
anyhoo- iz purty boat 3k whut beez hur nom? I hab free liddle boatz but wantz beeg boat. I libz awn bained brige island naow ( nao, I no can keepz trac ub me eder!)
momcat
Go tu my profyle an luk at my lol’s.
Dey iz gud!
I haz sum cellofane foar Mz Lucy. U wanna me to mayle it?
Umm, Ifinkso wii haz plenti heer. Howebber next tyme yu come obber, Lucy wuld lyke da paper munnies tu pilfer frum yur purse.
No, hur cannawt has paypurr munnies! I nawt has dat menny an needs to hang awn to wut I gots!
**mayks note to hyde paypurr munnies frum Lucy teh Theevin Kitteh** I finkso LCB been givvin hur steelin lessons!
Her bii purty gud. Shii haz learned tu knock mine purse obber, howebber, her nawt lyke da pennies dat shii finds in der.
Shuld bii sumfing frum 3km bout cheezland lol’s. Let mii know iffin dey nawt kome thru.
Nanner puddin!! Ma favrit! Nom nom nom! Oh, ai iz sowry- did sumwun else want sum?
Goez to put more banananas , milk and niller wafers on grocery list. Leeza? Can ai borrow sum skwirrls? Ai am inspirred to make sum bananana puddin IRL!
Gudnite awl- thnx fur bedtime snak, rhsb!
Mee tu – in fakt – mai hubbikat bawt sum nanners dis afturnoon sew ai culd mayk won wid nawt sew mush syoogurs wif syoogurs free puddins an syoogur free shawtbred kookees – nom, nom, nom… Ai mayded two fur de dyebetik daddikat fur daddikat’s dai – nom-e-licious left-obbers fur awl.
nuthins better than a good ol’ lolcat at the end of the evening, and lolsushi!
Bento Boxes FTW
HI!
Domo-Ari-CAT-o
TAHTS ONLEE ENUF FUD 4 WUN!!1! Rekwest 4 nite awf…DENYED!!1!
I can has cheezburger musubi?
KKKKOOOLLL thnx for teh complamentz! aaawww stops! uz makin me blush! (blush) (blushes)
bon apetit
i like this one it made me lol