I was gonna eat ‘im, but
I was gonna eat ‘im, but he’s so comf-zzzzzzz….
but u sew wanted 2 eat teh bunneh.
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An ai needed a pillow.
iz an honor to share it wif yu, mi frend! {{{annipuss}}}
Warning: dis pic needs a Class Elebenty Splort Alert, aifinkso! Hav teh CCC on stand-by!
Conga rats, Cattails!
*decides to do dans of the seben sparklers. Lights 7 sparklers, tapes them to her body, starts to dans*
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. Sry, not my best dans.
Him maeks a bettur bed dan a nom!
Join me in teh tybooteek? Iz mi pleasure!
Oooh yis! less see wat’s nyoo!
Is a rainy day an ai want to be in my garden. Think ai cud find some garden boots wif lil duckys on em?
Aifink u can fyned ennifing u want dere!
Is teh purrrrfikt syz fur nappy-tymzzzz
probyds sum cawfee adn peanut budddur kukkees, awlso sum peeches & kreem kukkees fur teh tawp spawt sillybrashun!
peeches & kreem kukkees wud be vry nice, thx! *Floofy paw reaches out. Yoink!*
reelizes taht mebbeh ai hazza prollum- iz addiktid tu dis syte! ai reely iz sposed tu go nao…otay, eyem going…rite nao…
**hadda grayt tiem dis moarnin gotta go kthxbai!
**turns awf pyooter adn runsawaiwifakwikniss
*Floofy paw reaches owt frum monitor and flips compyooter bak on.*
pulls caramelchef81 bak to teh screen…
Ai can also offer cocktales to begin teh weak end? In honor ob teh 4th ob Jewel eye, Catsmopolituns, gimlets and bloo razberry sno cones 4 teh kittehs?
wii be heffan teh mahgahreetahz – enneh won wantz?
o, been wanting to try your peeches and kreem kukkies! Fanks!
*nom nom nom*
Yummy!
Bad kitteh! Bunneh is fren, not futon!
ai is just fluffin up my pillow.
Be careful not to muss up ur hare.
Nawt gonna stew about it.
Well, hop tu it, den!
Doen eet da blak jelli beenz.
heeheeheeewwwwwwww!
Samson eetz da jellibeans and da cat ordurbes. He eben eetz rocks. Stoopee goggie.
Parents of “Old Man kangaroo”?
I like that. The kitteh is fast asleep, and the bunneh has it’s eyes open just a teeny bit… not asleep! Just pretending!
iz luring kitteh inno a clever trap, aifinkso!
kitteh haz bun(k) bed!
mmmmmm……nap….. grate idea….. zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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***Yawn**
**Stretch**
*Roll over***
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*pokes MJ*
Oh, Leeza! Wud u git mii a pillow???
hay, cweenmj! *pokepokepoke* u waik? *noogenoogenooge* u waik naow? *tikkletikkletikkle* haow bowt naow??
Hai, BF!! I needz a blankee…. kud u git mii wun??
*invites band over to practice in libbing room*
*turns amplificators up to elebenty*
***Yawn** **Stretch** **Put in eer plugz** *Roll over***
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*puts cween’s hand in a bole of warm watters*
*Opunz wun eye and gibz Leeza a durty luk.
*Klozez eye.
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*puts shaving cream in the other hand and tikkles cweenmjs nose*
AaaaachOOooooOOOOO!!!!!!
*shaving kreem gitz blowd intu VFz fais*
***Yawn**
**Stretch**
*Roll over***
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz zzz
*Hawlds a steemin cup uv tee unner cween’s noez*
Dat’s haow BIL yoost 2 wayk up FIL!
*lytez fyooz awn fyrwurk rokkit*
sssssssssssss
*fyer shoots owtta teh bottum, it zoomz intu teh ayr*
ssshhhhooooommmmmm!!
*it exploadz wiff menee sparklee kullurs*
BOOM! sparkul-sparkul BANG-BOOM! sparkul-sparkul
*luuks ober at teh cween*
Still sweepee? Is u waik nao?
***Yawn** **Stretch** **Put on eye mask** *Roll over***
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hands ebreewun a priddee sparkler an a silleh forf uv joolai hat.
not tu bii furgitin teh pop rox candee. wun uv yu will getting teh exploding soda. it will bii phun tu si hoo getz it…..
ooohh! fank u lightchild, ai luv sparklerz!!! Dibs awn nawt gittin teh splodin soda!
ooh, forf ob jooly hats liek theez?
*lites M-80, runs off*
AAAIIIIEEEEEEE! *duks an cuvvers*
in kollij i knowd a furl hoo wuz offin referd to az “M-80″ cawz it luked liek she putted hers makeups on by putting teh makeups in a a bag, droppin in a M-80, an tehn stikking her face in teh bag. ka-boom. it also styled her hairs for her. (wuz very big 80’s hairs.)
gurl. not furl, gurl.
o yesh, misspelt wurds send uz inno shok, aifinkso!
B O O M ! ! ! ! 1 ! ! ! 1 1 ! ! !
Otay, mai cween, u can has naps.
Heerz a blankee and a nys sawft pillo.
Sweet dreems!
Iz mai bunneh! *snuggles*
Kitteh bii duin teh bunnee hawp
bii teh wayh…ai has mii furs LOL! Plese tu voet eef yu lik?
catenaLOL
Kthxbai
heers teh burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sweeneypie an Panda an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif orinj glaze, spicy choowy carrit caeks wif kreemcheez frosting, isy kreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled yoyos taht wissle teh “bunny hop” song wen tehy wissle for yor dansing plezure, boblol-hed bunny dolz, kandee, an fuzzy bunny stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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oh fank u burfday fairy an happee birfdai tew sweeneypie an panda!
*noms a hayuge peece uv carrit caek* lemme tri owt this bunny hop wisslin yoyl, stan bak ebreewun, ahm nawt bery koordinatid!
*hop….yo…hop..yo hop yo hopyohopyohopyohophophopyoyoyocrashowchmedik!*
Hes not hebby, he’s mai brudder from anudder mudder. Oh, wate, he IS hebbyy!
bunbun luks skwished but tolurant.
*scurries in*
Ohai! Ai just gotted back frum taking Cory an Loki tu Dr TinyVet!
Cory waz a BERRY gud kitteh! Him gotted examined an dewurmed an vaksinated (TU needuls!!!) an tempurchur taked an claws clipped an blood taked fur testing fur Feline Leukemia (waz negative, yayyayyay!!!!) an him stayed berry calm an friendly all thru it! Eben thru waiting ober a nowr fur loki tu calm daon so they cud take hims blood preshur — Cory just fawled asleep a cupple times, played a lil, lukked at goggies aswn teh far side uv teh waiting area, an waz nawt upset atawl!
Loki fited vigruslee gainst getting blud taked fur blud panel tu check hims kidnees, an fited getting urine taked, but teh tech whu dunned hims blud preshur holded him az lil az pawsibul an him waz bedder. Him waz NAWT an impresst kitteh when him got brot back tu me!
Him has pretty gud spiffic grabity fur hims urine (1.030 – wifin normul range!) HAOEBER him haz urinaree tract infekshun an ai did nawt gno!!!! Ai bad kittehmommee an bad vet assistint.
Ai feels bad ai did nawt gno. Him hazta be awn antee byotics fur a lil whyle. Ai gots tu wayt fur Dr TinyVet to cawl me wif blood panel results an blood preshur results.
We hadda wayt a long time fur a taxi hoam. Loki kept saying, “HOAM, WANT, NAO! Tehy did ebil fings tu me!!!” Cory just layd beside him in teh carryer an lukked arown an hadda short nap. LOL
{{{{{p-k}}}}} dere iz NOE WAI u iz bahd kittehmomma or vet assistint! U iz bizzybizzybizzybizzy kittehmomma wif sew mush tew dew, ahm aprized u haz tyme tew notise aneefing at awl!
*shmoos* tew Loki an Cory an Trick an Angel an teh SCP an Sean an u p-k *shmoooooooo*
U KNOT a bad kitteh momma at all. Sum times, we dun no about bladder infecshuns … U are the best kitteh momma … and iffn U hadn’t taken Loki for checkup, U still would knot have known … but U DID take him… doing good momma stuffs! Yes. And sounds lik Cory had better bisit than on his ‘doption bideos. Yay for Cory and PK!
Yu Nawt bad kitteh momma or vet assistant!! YU is GUD at boff!! I wuld bet it probably just started (teh infection) {{{{PK an awl her brood}}}}
Mewser (buddy to Nico teh Meericle Kitteh) had me vewy woowied. I jes got bak from teh vet wif him. He wuz runnin’ a fever as I suspekted, but hims lungs iz cleer. It jes a upper resp infekshun at dis point. He were vewy guud-naychured abowt teh hole process (altho he cleerly dint lyk teh wrecktal thre- therm- temp-takin’ thingy). He got a shot adn sum oral meds adn he is alreddy bak on teh couch nappin’. Teh vet seemd less woowied abowt Mewsers tahn abowt Nico mebby catchin dis frum him, butt I a-sured hur taht Nico is in bedder shaype naow tahn him wuz b-4 hims neer-deth ’sperience (apollogeez 2 any Cheezfrens who haven’t herd his-story). Tankyew Ceiling Cat fur guud vets!
{{{{Mewser and mrs_z and Nico}}}}} Iz beri gud news indeed! YAY fur da Vets dat fix our bebbehs!
Ohnoes, ai sowree Nico hadda Neer deff experiense! What happined?
Ai happeh it waz only NEER, an that Mewser gunna be otay!
Gud vets be blessing beyond pryse!!!
Dis happind tew Nico las Oktoburr; him sumhao wejjed hisself tween tew crape myrtle treeses, rite at teh hipbonzez, & wore alla hims pointee endses off trien tew free hisself fur abowt 4 ours whyle I was not tew home. Wen I fownded him, him had no femoral artery pulses atall, & teh vet sed he woodent live tew morn. Talk abowt a mom giltyniss trip! Ware wuz I wyle my bebbeh was fytin fur hims lyfe? At the stor, shoppin fur terlet papers! But him akshully surveyeved; I brot him home aster a weak in teh vets, but not abel to walk. Wiffin a weak, he gots bak on his foots; aster abaot tree weeks, he all butt kwit limpin. Adn nao? He walkeses bedder tan I does! He haz a regglar fan klub at teh vets. His doc cryed; she were reddy tew youth-in-eyes him (I hassnt told Nico wut taht meens) kuz he were in SUSH bad shayp!! But he showd her!
{{{{prysma kitty}}}} We kant see eberyting comming in tyme tew ward it off–it do not meen we iz bad mommas!
Oh, pore Nico, an pore yu! Wud be a terribul fing fur bof uv yu! Fank yu fur having faith in him an halping him, an fur choosing such a wunnerful vet! Iz just amayzing teh fings they can recober from!!!
When yu luv tehm so much, an want them happeh more tehn ennyfing an want tu purrtekt them frum ennyfing bad, iz hard when sumfing goez rong.
{{{{{mrs_z an Nico an Mewser}}}}}
Not tu beating yourself up, k? How many kittehz and peepz you taking care uv? Elebenty-seven? And eech and evry wun ov them is blessed – blessed, I tell you, blessed – to have Prysma-person in her/hiz life. From lovely Seanya at the top of the brayde, down to the smallest bit of the silver duccle puddle.
Raise the sparklerz high, Cheezfrenz, and repete after me!
PRYSMA! PRYSMA! PRYSMA! W00T! W00T! W00t!! x elebenty
PRYSMA! PRYSMA! PRYSMA! Heer heer Q, wel sed!!
{{{{{{BF an Q an 3km an O&P an ebreewun}}}}}}
yay prysma! yayayayayay!! yoo iz very gud kitteh-momma an seanya-sweetie an yoo duz yor very bestest! (we mommas always feel liek we shuld doing better; iz part ob being a gud momma) {{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}
LOL the cats Making Love with the bunny
Mah tote-’em pole of sleepin animals now requires AGAINEEPIG!
Is it just me, or is that cat molesting that rabbit? O_O
I think thats a kitten. Not old enough to be molestin’ anybody.
The cat is trying to have sex with the rabbit. heh
OMG! Cyooootest thing EVER!!
Uh…he no look liek he wantz to *eat* da rabit….
k, aaah cawt him, ahhlljiss hold heem down right heere…gud squisheee..zzzz.