Why didn’t yu wake me sooner
Why didn’t yu wake me sooner Now I iz late for my 10:30 nap!
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An Ai haz mist breffuss
Ohai Anni, just teh tew ub us dis moarning tew go tew teh tybooteaque.
Hawt Earl Gray and blooberry Scones ok wif You? AI bringed enough 4 eberryjuan.
Yum, blooberree scones! Fank u!
CongaRatz Anni and Catslave. Blooberry Scones !!
Heer; haz a fule Engrish!
ai em kuken teh egz – hoo wantz?
2 fried nawt shaken plz!
Heer ya goez – ai broek won awf teh yokez – sry!
S’okay! Hmmm scromf mpf snarf NOM!
Fankees!
Ai WANTZ but no can haf. *sob* weeel maibee wun eg wooden b tew naughtee! *sneaks off to fry an egg- will make a fluffy sandwich with it* Ebreewun! Has de wunderful hollerdai tew morro! Sori, Anni!
2 ovr ezy, Plez. Eny1 want Fresh Frut? I gots all kind of melonz and strawsberys and grapes.
nom nom! an ai has teh cheerez an behnanehz
2 sunnie syd up plzkthx.
I haz ham, blak puddinz, mushyrooms, 2mat2z (fryd awr rau), hash brounz, debild kidkneez, kejiree, deli meets & sawsajez, krassints, pain au choklit, froot joos…
Awl on teh boofii!
Tu sunnie-syd awp fore yu, wif eh littel smiyl awf baken!
Thx Paws. Not sure what some of these are, but am sure are delish.
Thx Catena. Oh look smily face. NOM NOM NOM.
LOl!! Tehy ar awl frum teh Skottish Land – Paws iz a wunderful cook! An they shurlee ar delishuss – an tehy tayste eben bedder when yoo DONT know waht they are!!
The bed it Cawls me!
ye doofus, at 10:30, ah’m supposed ta bee puttin’ da hares onna sofa. Now nuttin’s gonna match.
Butt (!!) Kitteh is awn thyme for belly snorgles
Ware’s teh snorgul snorkul?
Now my skedyool is ROOINT!
Ai noe teh feelin – Ai oberslept dis mornin!
Ai be allerjik tu da mornins… dey makes me falls asleep
hay! kitteh slave! whi u nawt makz da bed yets? I wantz mai softi blanki n I wantz it naow!
momcat
MOMCAT!!!!! Ai dont beleeve this!!! JUSt last nite ai wuz thiking ov yoo an wondering hao yoo ar doing – becuz we havn’t seen yoo fur so long!
OH!!! Hao GRATE it iz to see yoo again!!!!
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An hao ar gascat an fishycat doing???
snickerz! I haz been goan lawng tyme- naow I needs to be modrated!
but I stil haz mai purplo blanki!
momcat
Itz nawt becuz yoo hav bin gone – just yoo akshoolee hav a diffrent name? Befoar it waz gascat – wif momcat where yoo hav it! But – Ai’ll bet itz becuz yoo hav the same email that yoohav teh sayme purlol blankee!!
Ai nedes sumwon tu waik mee up tu, and resku mee frum teh grabbity pull ov mai bed.
Ai’d halp u iffn ai found teh willpower to get up…
Upfi! *gentlee stroeks teh pritty litlol catturpillur’s feelers*
Wie gehts?
*purrs contentedlee* Danke, gut! Nice to see u, kimkiwi! Hao r u today?
Ohai, Upfi! How u is todai?
Ai is at wurk and longing for teh day to be ovur. Butt (snerk) onlee wun moar hour and then ai can goes home. YAY! It be raining rite nao aftur terriblol funderstorm. Hao bout u?
Weddur is gud heer todai. Ai hassa dai off and needs tu uze it tu groshry shawp and cleen hause, altho ai plan tu taik a nap inna afturnune.
I knoe jus whut yew meanz…..
Ai lii dayn en teh behd, bawt Ai stil kant geht mii blak geenz en awl teh whey…
pappa-rottsey cotched the kitteh wiff hims pants down.
Berry cleber catena! It doe luk laik dat!
Othx, AfriCat! Ai senn yu ah frens riikwest! Ai bii liken teh sighenz fiktshun, tu!
Ohai! Fanks fur teh frend rekwest!
LOL. Good one, Catena.
Othx! ai bii sennen teh frens riikwest! (ai em awnlii riisenlii awt awf lerkerdum)
Thx. i am prety new too. lurked for a long time be4 i joined in.
Coz dat’s eh faat lettel belleh….
I say that feline needs a nap due to being crancky
I see you under me acting like a cat please speak English or engrish I know you under there lolspeaking.
I lubs himz blak britchiz!
Ohai, Cheezland!
Ohai, Red! Hao u is?
Ohai, KK!
I’m gud. Got teh day awf frum werk, an enny day away frum werk iz yooshulee a gud wun!
How yoo doin?
Ai’s got teh dai awf tu, frum wirk and skool, altho ai needs tu get catched up awn sum hausewirk. Ai still is a littul tyered and Dr. TinyCat finks ai hassa inflammashun. Ai is gled tho it issent anyfing moer sirios.
Wen I wuz slo gettin outta bed, (99 billiun percint uv teh tyme) I member Granny recyting:
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Sed the host to the sleeping guest,
“Git up, U lazee sinnar!
We needs teh sheetz fur a tabulcloth,
An it’s awlmos tyme fur dinnar!”
O ai lik dat!
If u get up and let Mommy put on the sheets, Fluffy, it’ll be even moar comfortables after dat.
D.R., U awlwaes b teh fotful!
Baysikk blakk andz wyte
waydurrz Kitteh habz disteenktz
skedjool 4 Nap Tymez
Letteeng Kitteh sleepz
layt messez ebbeefeeng up
4 resst ubz t3h day!
Waydurrz Kitteh duz
nawtz myndz. Huz juss clymz upz awn
t3h wawrm Windo Sill
Jack.
Kitteh has soft whaite floofy belleh laik mai Paintball, jus rite for snorgles
speaking as a shy young noob just getin’ brave enuff to comment after much lurking,…..how do I get my picture of my kittey mezzo in my comments insted of the blu doily thingy?
Oh Hai, mezzomom!!*egg stendz floofy paw uv frenship*
Welkum tu cheezland!!
I haz menny halperz fur deh noobeez on deh Cheez Town Cryer. just going tu deh avatarz paige and u will findifying structsunz and tutorialz.
fanks cweenmj!!* floofy paw uv frenship bak *
I am gettin a bit dis kur age wif dis avatarz fing, WP dusn’t show mi a link for it wher tehy sed it wud be. Oh well try agin later i gess?
An hai!! Ai am JCH4K an pleezed to meet yoo!
If yoo hav ENE problims – ai speek frum prrrrrsonal egg sperience, becuz ai ar a teknodunce – just ASK – dont be skeered – an sumwun will trai to halp yoo! An – LOL – maybe eben sukseed!
ohai JCH4K!! naice to meet yoo tu! is furusterating wen MY profile paj luks nawt cwyet laik tehy shode me, wer sposed to say change gravatar is emptee spaice! Dey don’ lyke mi, iz gunna pout nao.
Is nuffin bedder fer snorgles den a warm sleepified lilleh kitteh belleh!
Mah big boi, him is da bestest win hims berry snuggly sleepie.
very funny
now u is really late it’s been over 12 hours since 10:30!