Suddenly, George understood what the
Suddenly, George understood what the rubberbands were for.
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An he wuz in Beeg Trubble
congarats!
fankyu. Purhaps we shud awl go to Nom an have sum tasty seefoods?
U can haz teh Seafud sammiches at Cheez!
Ai make dem On kayzer rollz wif:
Toona, crab, oar shwimp saladz
Wif choyse of lettiss, unyum, cheez, olibez, piklols, karritz, mayos oar coktayl saus.
U can haz dem toasteed, oar nawt.
Serbed wif fronsch frites adn pasta salad.
ai can has prawmns???
Dat iz just teh big shwimp, yes? Wii haz sum aifinkso.
Ai wil takez mine wif cwab und shwinp saladz, lettiss, unyum, cheez (povalone an Merican), piklols an mayoz.
An toasteed, plz.
I can haz unyum O’z insted f frites?
An teh land, can the lolberster jump? Kan they go fast?
I meand ON teh land. SHeesh. Anywai, I fink George here needs to go popcat stait up, an then run like teh dickens. I finkso.
Noe, deys slow. ish. Noe juhmpz, dhou…
No jumps, but dey kin scoots backerds perty quik!
Wunce, wenn I wuz workkin thru kollege, watin tables, sumwun puts a lubster on da hot-plate winder ledge (wat keeps da plates warm) so’s da ketchin can cooks it, but eberywun in da ketchin is busy, so dat lubster scoots off that hot lege rite inter a bukkit ob tato-salad! Had to trow da hole bukkit away.
But he had etted them.
Doan’t wanna fite wiv dem…
..dey haz soots uv armer an weppunz
Iz owkay. Pointee ends mayg grate can-openers adn kitteh haz enuff claws to open up foar at a thyme.
pointy ends …attack!
Mawm!
Dere’s big bugs inna kitshen!
Bringz meh sum meltid buddurz!!
Awlso sum:
Artichokes dat r steemy
Boiled inna jakkit taters
Corn roasted inna shuck
D…
Dubblol scoops ob mashed taters
Eggplant dats bin hatched
Fryd nefing
G…
Green beens,stringed
Hot sawse
Icekreem,awl kynds
J..
Jelly
Kranberries
Lobsturs (moar ob)
Marshmallows
N…
Nappykins (cloth)
Onyums (fryd)
Pikklols (dill)
Q…
Questionablol bout to go bad stuffz frum da fridge
Rype vegemitablols
Sun dryed Tommy-toes
Toona ob corse
U…
Unidentifed condiments from teh bakk ov teh spyse-rakk
Very fine hallapainyo dipping salsa
Watermelon slices wif teh seedz owt
Xtra crispy fryed cheez snax
Yello bell pepperz
Zabaglione!
Kitteh sez, “Ha-Ha! My momz gunna cook ewez! Den She an Ai iz gunna eatum uz UP! Nom-nom-nom!”
Run Awai! Run Awai!
George becomes a Manx in 3… 2…
omg! ai has a manx…is dat hao it happenz? LOL
Uh, oh! Shuldda left dem rubber bands alone!
Hay George – purrhaps yu riimemba awr brudder? Teh lahstah bisk yu has las weke?
Ummmmm, Ai’z gettn a hongri! Letz awl go eatz dem big uglee tingz!
ooh, theez minyuns are skarier tahn theez wuns
Less colourful, azwell.
CC’s Minions nawt scary actually, but det is a bit brite!
Um …. Mommeh!!!! Ai needz ur HAAAALLLLLPPPPP!!!!!
Awl kitteh nedes issum boyling wattur!
Tutorin, teh HARD way!
*snerk*
Yoo mayde iysse t come owt ob mi nose.
Ur sinuses iz nao kleer!
Ur welkum.
Ohai, Red! Hao u is?
an owie waitin tew happen aifinkso
Yu da funni, Red!!!
Hey, red! Guess wat I had sittin in mine drive-wai wen I gitted home frum wurk!
Ohai 3km! It luuks lyke Red had to step awai foar a little wyle. Meantime teh rest ov us are dyin ov curiositeez! Ya gonna tell us wat waz in teh drive-wai? Areya? Areya? Huh? Pleeeeeez???
Seefud is bad. Bad seefud!! Daon! Sit! Stai!
Nuffin wurse den bad siifud!
Tukksee Kitteh maykz
beeg misstayk. Naow iz tyme 2
runz wiff a kwikkness!
Tukksee Kitten standz
hurz growndz instedd. Cood beez
annuddurr mistayk!
Tukksee Kitteh coodz
awllso leepz ober uglee
shynee claw feengeez
Jack.
…adn den noms dem starting wib teh tayl!
YAY! clappity, clappity! Iz beri wyze insite tu da kitteh brain Jack!
Fud fyte!
I hope da kitth wins!
Ahm shoor Gyoorj hoaps so tuu.
But fyve-tu-wun odds is pritty skayree, eben foar a kitteh.
Specially wen da enimy nawt afraid uf da poynty ends!
No fayr! Dis fudz haz armur n pinchee bitz!
Iz a korus lyn ov lolbstr kwadril.
wun…pownd ov meltd butterz…
ai furgittd teh rest…so ai wil seeng teh lolbstr kwadril
“wil u walk a lil fastr?”
sed teh wytin tu a snayl
“deres a porpus ryt bhynd us
n himz tredin awn mah tayl!”
c hao eegurlee teh lolbstrs
n teh turtlols awl advans
dey b waytn awn teh sheengul
wil u com n joyn teh dans?
wil u wonchu
wil u wonchu
joyn teh dans?
wil u wonchu
wil u wonchu
joyn teh dans?
c hao eegurlee teh lolbstrs
n teh turtlols awl advans
dey b waytn awn teh sheengul
wil u com n joyn teh dans?
wil u wonchu
wil u wonchu
joyn teh dans?
wil u wonchu
wil u wonchu
joyn teh dans?
wil u wonchu
wil u wonchu
joyn teh dans?
wil u wonchu
wil u wonchu
joyn teh dans?
Bwavo!!!!!! Klappity-klappity!!!
…Yu kan reely has no noshun how delitefull it wil b
Wen tey taik us up adn frow us, wif teh lobstrs, owt tu see!
Butt (!) teh snayl replyd “tu far! tu far!” adn gave a luuk askans–
Sayd hi thnx teh wytin kyndli, butt (!) he wud nawt joyn teh dans..
wud nawt, cud nawt,
wud nawt, cud nawt,
wud nawt joyn teh dans.
wud nawt, cud nawt,
wud nawt, cud nawt,
cud nawt joyn teh dans.
“Wot matterz it hao far wi goe?” hiz scalee frend replyd,
“Tehre iz anotter shore, yo noes, upawn teh otter syde!
“Teh furver awff from TTI teh neerer iz tu Frants;
Tehn turn nawt pale, beluvved snale, butt (!) come adn joyn teh dans!
wil u wonchu
wil u wonchu
wil u joyn teh dans?
wil u wonchu
wil u wonchu
wonchu joyn teh dans?
(Tan Q, itsa verri innerstin dans tu watsch, sayd Alice…)
omgee, 1 of mai lolcats!
HALP! Ai iz surroundified.
o_O Not sure if this was the writer’s intention, but seems to be alluding to Fight Club… where the rubber bands were for when they cut off someone’s balls.
This interpretation has the ring of truth, and constitutes, IMHO, a classic case of Too Much Information, aifinkso!
ai alwaiz wunrd who lookd at doze an thawt “hmmm ai bet doze woud be gud to eet”.
snayul eben mor so!
Must has been sumwun verri brave, oar verri _verri_ hungri, aifinkso!
Tehre is awlais lastic banz awn mai paff – Ai thort it wus teh postman, droppin tehm but mebbe it’s…..Ess cayped LOLobstahs!!!
Kitteh could just jump over them aifinkso.
Totally tasteless.
Ai fink LOLobstah is BERREE taystee, akchully!
Az do ai. Espeshlee wif teh meltd butterz n sum cheddurbay bizkitz frum Red Lolbstur. Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom…..
Agree. Uzin doomd animulz to scarez yer cat. Nice.
This seems to be a recreation of Picasso’s “Lobster and Cat” (1965) that’s hanging in the Guggenheim. http://www.guggenheim.org/new-york/collections/collection-online/show-full/piece/?search=Lobster%20and%20Cat&page=&f=Title&object=91.3916
owie.
teh time hass come, teh kitteh said
to speak of many fings
ov lobstah tayles in teh buttah shawsh
and cwispy shicken wings
lol. use z wubber bands 2 fling at zem. lol
George iz still alaif an in won peez, rait? O_o