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CATS When you fall and break a hip, they’ll just lay down and enjoy the show.
but u nivver halp me wen i iz in trubbel.
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Kitteh gibs u a 7.5
Add a bakkflip adn ittul go up tu 8.5
Rushun kitteh onlee gibs u a 6.
He wants tu see u brayk boff hips.
in sobyet russia, teh hips breaks yew.
Ai shud go tew dis place!
Conga ratz {{{{{{AP}}}}}}} iz tiem heer fur da lait dai nomz nd drinkeez. Letz orf tu da koktayl lownj fur sum partyz. Wantz sum sawngz nd dans? maibe sumwun dere wil du fur yu. Nawt rely mai jawb heer.
Fankies, ladymonde! Aifink ebrywunz awf tu urlee sillybrayshuns!
Datz okay, ai kin dans lyk no-wunz watchin!
*dans-dans-dansinbaimaiseff-dans-dans*
Ai gots sum margeritaz, wanna shayr? *glug-glug-ahhhh!*
Dat wud be nais. Yu se wy ai du nawt dans? ownlee has wun shu.
*gibs ladymonde a margerita inna shoo*
Der, nao u has tuu! *dansdans-hic!-dansdans*
Oh! Ai iz layte, but I I shal dans the happi dans for you! Wif firewurks! I got sum early. Well, askshully, I foud the sak uf them I los las yeer. Shud be gud, rite?
*dansdans-powpow-sparklee-pingpang-dansdans*
Wurks foar me!
Der iz sum see fud sammiches awn teh lastest lol.
*Dans, dans, dans*
*Dans, dans, kik*
*Dans, dans, oops!*
*Bang, crash!*
At leest ai dident brake ennyfing!
Ohai, KK! *gibs a paw-up*
We can has drinks adn dansiz togebber!
*dans-dans-glug-glug-crash!-oopsie!*
Fanks, AP fur teh dans. Ai dident reely hurtz ennyfing taht dident alreddi hurtz, so noe harms dun.
troo dat
clappity clappity due again!
my cat duz that
U borked a hip??!! Oh noes!!
not specifically hip, but falin down stares
ai R knot a troll. but “hip fraxchair” strykes a beeg feer in mii!! cuz ob momma kat wiff teh alzheimer’s and teh psycho-crazees! A borked hip wood be teh begiining ob teh end 4 hurr or udder frayl elderly. She’s bakk in teh mental horsepital frum teh alz. yoo-knit, and shee fell on hurr fase FORE thymes in won weak becuz of hurr gnu meds. They kan wach hurr karefully at teh horspital so she donut fawl, and they can, I hopes. get herr stabililolized sew knot so skart and yelling awl teh thyme. An eye hoaps shee b ablol to go bakk to hurr current hoam>!!!
*crosses finngerz*
cheezfrens: plz 2 be sinding happeh and healffy faughts 2 kk and kk
s mom!
kthanx, buy
((((KK)))) & ((((KK’s mom)))) sendink happee and helfy thots!!
ewwww – Ai sez a pray-yur fer yu an yur famblees –
an ai be sinding happeh and healffy faughts tu y’all tu!
{{{kk an kk’s mawm}}}
kitteh sezL
i’m Lollin and i cant get up.
U is a pritty rezerbd loller der, kitteh. Laffin in ur hedd?
rebenge of teh red headed step kitteh
:snerk:
i gibz u lebenty burgerz fer dat wun, Johnny!!
Den mebbeh dey be pokin yu wif a stik…
*pokey pokey pokey*
U putz ur rite paw in, u putz ur rite paw owt….. oh, sry, datz deh Hokey-pokey, not deh pokey, pokey.
Teh pokey pokey goes: u put ur rite paw in slowly, u put ur rite paw out slowly, ect.
Oh hai, LCB!! Iz tingz pokey in DC???
O hai! It just rained so things is kinda soaky at teh moment.
teh soaky pokey? u put ur rite paw in slowly… den whip it bak cuz iz wet adn dats badbadbad!
Mm-hmm. Then u pur ur rite paw in again slowly, den u whip it bak cuz itz still wet, who knew?
shayks rite paw wifakwikniss… teh owtsyd gets bafftiem tu?
Kitteh laffs at u until itz feedin tiem. Den himz mite sho a wee bit uv kunsern.
And ifn’ u can’t make it to teh kitchen, he’ll even call 9-elebenty.
9-elebenty call: Halp, halp, Ai’m starving and mai hoomin wunt getz up tu feeds mee!
jus stay on teh lyne wif meh kitteh adn eyell send sumwun wif a bag uv cheezburgers- stay cawlm, it’ll be awlrite!
OK hooman, you fell to bottom of fun-play-steps…..is there a big deal? I think not…..and if you think your moaning and whining gets you out of putting down fresh food….think about pointy sharpy clawsy’s prancing upon your bruised flesh until you unnerstand what cat is about…..
Clebburr Kitteh kwyte
pleezd wiff luukeeng Daown atz hurz
Hewmin, ’stedd ubz Upz
Clebburr Kitteh shoodz
tellz hurz Hewmin dat nyte tyme
amz t3h Kitteh’z tyme
Padded stepz besstest
playss 4 Kitteh Misschiff. Dis
coodz nawtz beez bettah!
Jack.
O hai and wunce agin, luffly!
Clebburr haikuer
Jack Deth makz cheezfrens smiil
Wisch dey cud du saim
Hmmm, luks bad. Du yu afftu scream soo loud?
Oh great! YU fall an break YUR hip, an now MY dinner iz gonna bii late! Awlwais bout yu ain’t it?
Yup!
Ohai frends! ai was lukking to see if KCT had been on to gib u an update. She was ‘posed tu go hoam today but got anuffer reprieve frum teh insurance co. Teh SW, PT and OT wer still conserned ’bout her ability to climb teh stairs tu teh apartment. She has appt wif Dr. Tinycat July 8 to see if she can put all her wait on herz leg.
ai thin her kittehs nawt gonna ignor her win she getz home. They be missin her real bad.
She iz staying in nurfing hoam till Munday an iz gonna stay wif me fur two days. I figger mi 3 kittehs can ignore her just as well as her own free kittehs. Butt
Plz be thinking of her and frend me if u wantz to kno more. An ai reckon KCT will be on later wif moar info.
Schmoooz!
Cattails
Sownds wunnermuss – Ai hopes KCT keeps gittin betterer an betterer an betterer – aifinkso yu git de idear. Fanks fur de updaytes an fur taykin in KCT in her our uv knead. {{KCT}} and {{{Cattails}}}
O…be wischez fur hur!
Mai deer fren an hubbee an anuvver cayme 2 mai nurfing hoem. Dey gawts sum uv teh stuffz. Ai glad to leev. Teh PT wuz prowded abowt meh becaws teh mostest to bendee mai nee mostest wuz 80 degrees but todai ai did it at 87 degrees! Weeeeee! Ai wurries abowt mai behbehs but Cattails sez dat Inky eben GAINED wate. {{{{{Cattails, Hubby and her fren}}}}}}} They are bery speshul. Ai haz to goe agin. Schmoooooooo!
Ohai, KCT and Cattails! Ai’m sending healing beams and lubs from the West Coast for all of you … for the best of all possible outcomes. {{{KCT & Cattails}}}
**Red comez in, yawnin an stretchin**
Ohai frenz.
I fawled asleep!
An I jes woked up.
I hassa beeg tyred, so I’m goin to bed erlee. Teh gud noos (oar bad, dependin awn how u luuk at it) iz I nawt has to werk 2morrow, so I mebbe ablol to play moar den!
See ya laytur!
**Red wavez az hur yawnz an heds bak to bed.**
*Sticks tongue owt at red* Pfft, stoopy hollidai fallin awn a Saturdai dat I iz awlready awf!
Ohai, 3km! Hao u is?
kitteh is misunderstud
hims jus garden da starez
Mine didz dis all da tyme
jus siz der watchen ebryfing
but wood attax enybuddy dat got near his stares
Butt car-pet awn stares bees intact. Dis duz nawt compyoot.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT’S “LIE,” NOT “LAY.” “LAY” IS TRANSITIVE. THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
*ponders* Did I also miss the “new” capitalization rules at the Grammar Police Academy?
Should be “lie down”. Sorry – couldn’t resist.
no problema. sometimes all of us have “thecan’thelpits”
Kitteh better chaynje hims wayz an be moar compashunit or himz gonna be payin’ a visit to BC aifinkso.
LAY down? LAY down? What will they be laying? Eggs? Oh… maybe that’s a typo. Maybe you meant LIE down.
I like this llolcat…..
o_0 Wow.
Ofcourse they just sit down and enjoy the show.
It’s revenge for http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/page/12/
What did you expect?