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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Haow undignyfyed!
Makes me wonder why people would do that to their cat? O.o
I spoze teh purrsun reelee wantid a goggie.
Exactly!
Concashulaces, Annipuss! Wut u wants fur sillybrashuns? Ai cans jumps fru huups fur u!
Thx fur teh congrats. Ai haz a larj glass uv lemmingaid wiv blakkcurrent an iise. It’s 2 hawt fur fud!
Okae, lemmingaid it is! Blakkcurrent and lotsa iise. Lunnon b hawt agin tudai? Is goeing tu b abaot 22 C heer in Ohai-o. Ai noes taht saonds nise butt (snerk!) is mush cuuler tahn normel fur Juli heer.
We aer eggspektin 32C – dat iz ridikyuluss! We shud haz bowt saem az u haz in Ohai-o!
Hao wee gots r wedder switched? Ai noes, rebenj ov teh cats fur hav tu jumps fro huups!
sum won wif tu muche tiem awn hies hans.
annipuss, ai wud traed sum awf awr rennines fur yor heetz!
We haz a sebere wever warnin fur hebbee rane 2morro! Hawt heer yooshullee ends wiv a bang! It shud be bowt 10 digreesC kooler affer teh thunnerstormz.
das was wii has las nite. O, an iz awnlee 13 degreez (yur scael)
Kbai…ai bii gun muche awf tudai!
Bai catena!
Jeez, what do you people do, hang out here at midnight sp you can be first to comment? Get a life!
Stoopy Frodo’s Dad! Awlmost awl ov teh urlee morning peeple heer ar frum akross teh POND!!!! It’z lunchtaim fur them. Oar eben evening awlmost – fur AfriCat, hoo lives in Saudi Arabia, oar Moe – frim India, oar Kimkiwi – frum Noo Zeeland!!
YOO shud pay moar attehshun!! Yur lak ov mannerz ar showing. An yur strangelee narrow thinkig iz showing az well.
LOl!! Besides, Midnite iz HAWAII tai!! Fur us awn EST, itz 6 AM
I aboided dis lol erleeur cuz teh comments mayd me teh mad…
Awl dese ppl hoo fink dis r meen has bored, lonelee kittehs, I finkso. Dis is mental adn fizzikal eggzersize. It duzzent hab tu hert tu encourage behaybyurs dat gib kitteh a werkowt, no.
Nefing wif a brayn needs mental stimyoolayshun wen dey r awaek, no matter wut tym it is war yoo happen tu lib.
*swaze dizzily*
Um. Caek?
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We r eggspekting half yurs. 16C! Taht be 11 degrees loawer tahn it be nao.
I no wants to jump throo hoops for suppatime!
Liek teh pur guise wif teh sines: Wil wirk fur fud.
Awl dat fo a tofu skware!
I kill couch fo dis!
and leave nasty suprise inna shoo.
Mah kittehs jus trup us ‘n take de fud whun we fall
Ur kittehs b teh smartur, aifinkso!
It’s Rube Golbergs’ kitteh.
Rube cud has ritten a bukk: Hao tu maik teh simpul complikatud
oh yes, yes indeed. Unfortunately, there are far too many followers of the RG school of engineering working nowdays.
O yesh! Aifink menee ov tehm wirks fur stait hiway depurtmunts!
rube kitteh machine.
You…you’ve taught your cat to associate “knocking stuff off the sink” with “food.”
U HAZ AN INSAIN.
U gots taht rite, Happenstance! Nao kitteh b nocking awf awl kindsa stuffs! Survs kitteh’s hoomins rite!
Musta bin reelee hungree…..
Maybee teh eevil hoomins maked teh kitteh starve to lern it doo triks…
special delivery letter arrives for kitteh,
offering position as special lolbratory assistant at d’Beaker Laboratories.
Ai doent noe abaot teh kitteh in teh bideo, altho ai nebber wantz tu wirk inna lab agin coz jumping fru huups wuz awl ai didded tehre awl dai lawng!
we wantz the kitteh fer hims problem-solving skills, aifinkso.
Added bonus!!! you hav a KITTEH!!
Ifinkso mah kitteh wood jus gib meh teh ‘luuk o’ deff’ annot beez trayned!
Ai thort dat kittehz trayned dere hoominz!
U can teach kitteh nu tricks, then kitteh will teach u abowt pointy ends.
*snerk*
That was awesome! To think that de pink tings (hoominz) acshully beleeve dey trained a kitteh…WoW!
m’row
How stupid! The poor kitty! to think of all that kitty went through during that idiotic training. I hated that! Some people!!! I have my kitties because i love them, not to do shows for people.
Yabbut c Happenstance’s commint abuv!
I’m sooooo with you, Tamar. This is not only undignified, but it borders on mistreatment.
but, wai? kittehs ar awlwaise indeependnts. dey can bee twained too, and it bees gud fr deir bwaines. Kittehs wif stuff to does ar less borded den kittehs who juss get a bol o’ nom put in frnt of der faices an lokd up inna ‘partment. iz tew eaziee, aifinkso. an Dey gotta hunts, its deir naytur. let dem hazza excercies!
Tho, ai gotta agwee wif happenstance. knokin stuf offs da tings izznt sew constructibe. prolly got a lotta stuff borkd on da wai.
Yeah, it’s cute but I iz suspishus. I don’t know about this, might not be gud fer kitteh.
Awwesum!
*LOLSPEAK OFF* I have to agree, it’s one thing to show a trick or somesuch that a cat does on its own – like opening the food bag when no one is looking – and another completely to see a human train the cat to do tricks just to eat (and most cat owners know a cat won’t do anything so rediculous unless absolutely necessary). Dogs enjoy working and learning new things and tricks. Cats just want to be worshipped.
To be honest, it just looks like good exercise, and even cats need that. Though teaching them to knock stuff over to get food is probably a bad idea imho.
Hm… no can lukk at bideo nao, ai in class, but in jenral — sum kittehs haz lots uv fun wif traynings.
mebbeh nerd kittehs?
That was a clever girl kitteh, if I saw my colors correctly! Is this another Japanese entry?
This is so wrong. That cat seemed so hungry. How would you like performing tricks for a meal? I’m sorry I watched. Poor cat needs a more humane owner.
Wow, how long did it take to train the kitty?? I tried to read the other comments to see if it was mentioned, but I just can’t stand having to sound out every other word. Seriously, I think lolspeak should be limited to short phrases…perhaps only allowed as captions.
My kitteh does tricks, too! When he wants food, he rams my leg with his head, dives between my feet, and performs unparalleled vocalization. Pretty smart, huh?
Mean!! HISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Wut ar teh kitteh’z naym? Rube Goldberg? Tihs wuz funnee.
It’s not cruel. Think how much time that owner spent with the cat to teach all that. My cats love when I have time for them.
My cats get their nightly gushifud after Munchkin gets up in my lap, rubs affectionately on my face, walks back and forth on my laptop, meows in my face, and endures being pushed aside with “it’s not time yet” about six times.
Not all that different from a leap through a hoop and rubbing against a pitcher. It’s not like the cat endured an electric shock to get its food.
And the way my four gallop in when I ask “Who wants their goodies?” you’d think they were starved too, but they just like their gushifud. They have dry available 24/7.
So don’t read the cat’s enthusiasm for starvation. He just knew what was behind box #1 and knew how to get it.
I thought it a funny video and a clever cat. What do you think they do to train cats for movies?
Thaz mezzed up.
Wow, people actually think this is mistreatment? Cats actually don’t mind being trained as long as there’s something in it for them. My cats can sit on command, stand on their hind legs, and meow on call. As long as there’s food or a toy they’re happy to do it! They enjoy the attention as well. Both are happy and well fed at all times. How is this cruel? Cats have to do more work in the wild than a few simple requests. Remember that.
What’s really cruel is having to scroll down and read the lolspeakers. Now that’s punishment right there.
You’re absolutely right, on both counts. Actually, many cats find the intellectual stimulation of puzzle solving to be quite rewarding. For someone who was born to stalk and hunt, just having dinner served up on a plate and handed to them can get kind of boring. We joke about human slaves and all, but there is a psychological satisfaction in getting your own food. I throw my kitty’s nightly treats around the living room so that she can experience the thrill of the chase and “kill.”
This owner has put a lot of time in with her cat, and her cat is lucky for that! From the looks of it, quite happy too. A lot of cats start meowing like crazy when they know food is on the way- it’s because they’re excited. An unhappy kitty would have had a much more plaintive note in her mew. People who thought that was a cry of distress clearly don’t know their kitty vocalizations or body language very well.
A house kitty should never have to go through that much trouble just to get its food. O.o
dis type ov hoomin likes to go to teh circus and tinks animals being chaind and whipped to do tricks for teh audience is perfickly ok. He eets peenuts and smiles while he watchez. Tinks dats a fun ting todo.
Call teh kitteh abuse line. And hooman needs to get a life.
lol, thats what cats do for fun, have u ever looked at ur door step and see a dead rat from ur cat? they LIKE to work for there food! its not abuse, its training, think about, do u think training ur dog to sit is abuse? its the same thing, but cats like to do it
Dat’s a smart kitteh awlright.
Dat’s also a kitteh owner wit waaaaai too much time on his hands, I think.
Trikkeh Kitteh
my kitteh likes to knock stuff over for fun. no training needed! =p
it’s like this cat was born to be a contestant on legends of the hidden temple.
She wurks haard for de gushi, so haard for de gushi! She wurks hard liddle pusseh so yud bedder treat her rite!
awww, cute smart kitty!
So did you starve the poor cat to make him learn these tricks? Sick.
Yes but how good is he at walking on a leash?
So .. they’ve tought their cat to push vases down when hungry? That should make for some entertainment when they’re late for feeding.
Alrighty, then…? ODD. And, the point of this was….?
If anything it’s cruel NOT to train your cat like this.
Too many people just plop food down in front of their cats and then ignore them. In the wild, cats have to chase down and kill their food, so this makes the meal far more satisfying for the kitty, since he’s earned it.
Training cats isn’t easy, and it’s certainly not something that could be done if the cat wasn’t 100% willing to literally or figuratively “jump through hoops” for you. They do it because it’s fun. You can’t force a cat to do ANYTHING.
I hope you guys are going to do a calendar for Xmas.
That waz cute! do iz again!
How long did they starve their cat before it would ‘perform’? The cat did look desperate…just sayin.
but it can’t open the first door itself?
I think this was very cute and funny
and just like Meowie said, cat doesn’t do ANYTHING if it don’t want to. If dog thinks it’s a king, cat thinks it’s God. So… And just like somebody said, cats do what they want to. : / I think EVERYBODY who owns cat, they should know that u can’t just say to ur kitty, what to do. I think u guys are just jealous cuz ur cats doesn’t do anything like that.
Wow what a big surprise, a vegan hater spreads disinformation about veganism and abuses a companion animal. first of all veganism is not a cult. secondly cats are true carnivores and should NOT be fed a vegan diet. thirdly i question the “training” of the cat how was it done but more importantly why? how does this enrich the cats life. did i miss all of the other cats on this planet that literally jump through hoops as a normal and natural way of getting food?
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to the vegan hater what did that cat ever do do to be “trained” to be forced to beg(preform) for food, and why do degrade people that have compassion for all life that never caused you harm?
Food is a really good motivator. I wish I could train my cat to poop in the toilet.
First of all, the cat is a she (all calicos are female). Second, does she look like a starving cat? I mean really, just look: that is not a starving cat. So why all the eagerness from a well-fed cat for a few bites of food? Could it be she enjoys this game? Well, that’s how it looked to me — kitty likes to show off her athletic prowess, give herself a neck rub, then claim a reward. I’ll bet she enjoys all the attention!
Iz amazing what uz hoomins put kittehs tru for som fudz..