Comments on: who needs 3 sqware meals a day?

By: Amy

Amy — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:49:13 +0000

That’s a Chinese Hamster, too! It would just let the cat eat it!

By: Jojo

Jojo — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:26:26 +0000

*cough* Spherical *cough*

By: eubie

eubie — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:01:46 +0000

Nuffin lik Gran knees chkn an dump lins.

By: Rocko

Rocko — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:06:25 +0000

dat hamstur iz sun 2 b mah kitteh’z dinnerz

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:56:35 +0000

Lubly carot caek wif pineappol & creme cheez frostin’ inna brakerum!!

By: Meow

Meow — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:29:49 +0000

Sorry, but this is not funny. This is cruelty to animals, the poor hamster.

By: keshet

keshet — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:32:12 +0000

Rollin Rollin Rollin
Keep dem mousies rollin

By: tessm

tessm — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:14:45 +0000

LOL! just goes to show what happens when you give weapons to the oppressed…

By: tessm

tessm — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:12:57 +0000

par les oreilles, n’est-ce pas?

By: catena

catena — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:04:20 +0000

heh – ai sor teh Jorz teh otha dai awn mii teevee

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:13:43 +0000

Alass ai haz teh murguncee at wurks. Ai nawt can plai fur teh whiles. Ai nawt eben noze haow menny whiles ai will needz.

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:10:00 +0000

Thanks Jack fur erlier poem fur me and Samson!!

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:01:27 +0000

Purrhaps ai is teh ignorent. Cud u sendee mee an emeow 2 eggsplane also?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:00:48 +0000

Mars lander encounters problems

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:00:44 +0000

Fynd a secksee fyremans tu haz hanging awn Ur arm nawt sekkund!!

By: jd

jd — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:58:33 +0000

Down’t yu beleeb it! Sum eers bak, I had a pet hamster adn an eggsersize ball like teh wun in teh lol. A roommate had a kitteh. As an eggsperiment, we wanted to know what wud happen when teh hammy in teh ball met teh kitteh.
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Guess….
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Teh hamster chased teh kitteh rownd teh room!!! Teh kitteh waz terrified ob it, adn teh hamster was determined to pursue teh kitteh. I neber, eber allowed my hamster tu watch anubber Tom And Jerry cartoonie.

By: KayKitteh

KayKitteh — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:57:58 +0000

allpaws, allpaws!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:56:26 +0000

like dis?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:53:41 +0000

**innosent luuk** Wut?

Iz teh leest I can do, cuz himz been taykin kare of me an my busted up legz.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:51:47 +0000

hubba hubba!
*gets owt ob teh way*

By: luvscatsva

luvscatsva — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:50:33 +0000

Wow! I sure am slow to get the joke….sad commentary on mai life, n’est ce pas?

By: catena

catena — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:45:06 +0000

Ai luv teh toyz wif teh treetz eensiid

By: catena

catena — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:44:29 +0000

appaws!

By: catena

catena — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:43:47 +0000

appaws appaws appaws!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:39:25 +0000

**goes to luuk at pikshurs**

SKWEE! Him iz SEW KYOOT!

U tayle Ripper dat him can come libs wif himz Anty Red wenebber him wantz.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:35:53 +0000

Oooh, sowwy to heer dat.

**gibs Dan a cool rag, a glass of wadder an sum hedayk-go-’way meds**

Heer, hoap dat halps.

By: Kerrykatz4

Kerrykatz4 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:34:06 +0000

I duz haz pics on my profile!! Him littel tuxedo kitten wif da serious face. Ripper nawt happitayl, he be packin his bags an I be unpakkin dem!!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:34:01 +0000

nawt drownin, flounderin in the breakers of the sea of headache. better, but still there. Odd, didn’t notice it while cookin’ but when done a spike reminded me that it is still there.

By: lolcatgirl

lolcatgirl — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:33:53 +0000

poor hammie! hem does nawt no wat gonna happin!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:29:32 +0000

WRr, Iz u reddy foar ur birfday prezzie?

**runz owt of room foar a minnit, den runz bak, warin Marilyn Monroe dress & wig**

Now, u follow me to teh privit hawt tub war I will gibs u hawt oil massadj.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:28:43 +0000

eggsept iz hard to getting teh fud owt it halps if yoo havving a munnie

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:26:50 +0000

Howz dat cheetin?

Glad ur alrite, Dan. Wii hadda wurried dat u wuz sumware drownin in ur own drool.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:25:54 +0000

Ifinkso da NB wuz awlmost full walla go.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:25:40 +0000

I has beddur eyedea foar teh munnies!

I will buy teh secksee owtfit, fynd teh ex-huzbin, an mayk him eet hiz hart owt!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:23:33 +0000

now that’s just cheating……..tasty, but cheatin’

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:22:53 +0000

WHAT?!!!? I nawt loud tu push peepz down da stairs! Hubbikat bii da P’d iffin wii had a homeowners claim.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:21:50 +0000

gud lukk rhsb! heer iz a fing taht might be helfpul, ifinkso. iz akshully anti-diyut, but even if yoo iz on a dieyut iz a very helpful way to desiding if yoo iz reely hongree an needing to eet or not. am i hongree basically, iz way ob getting in toon wif yor bodeez signals ob hunger an fullness. gud lukk!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:13:49 +0000

*Walks off whistlen*

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:12:49 +0000

Yesh!! ai will chear yu onna 2 bitory! Yu go GRRRL!!
{{{Red}}}

By: Luvmeece

Luvmeece — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:12:28 +0000

BTW ai am lubing teh jokes upthread! Ai wudda bin inna NB tu ifinkso!

By: Luvmeece

Luvmeece — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:10:00 +0000

Aino howz tu get inna bawl. Ai’ve had epe…exper…..ai’ve dun it befoar. Jush batz dat bawl down teh starez. Bumpity bumpity bumpity click crack itz open!! Now fur teh pwize….nom nom nom. Better than crackerjacks ifinkso!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:08:05 +0000

U nawt be my support teem! U tryed to push me down ur stayres! Dat’s why I almoas fawled.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:06:53 +0000

I will, butt…..himz gotta come geddit!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:04:05 +0000

Ai hoepz U get teh nawt sekkund!

U can bai lawtz uf karrit kaek fur dan!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:04:04 +0000

I will hep bii yur support team!! I kan loose weight wif yu, maibii! Enniwai, I will bii da support team!

By: diva

diva — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:59:28 +0000

Dis bestest kitteh toi EBER!

By: OtherMother

OtherMother — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:58:43 +0000

LOL!!!1!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:57:26 +0000

Eeew, gross! Ifinkso I kuld nawt eet doze! Or mountain oysters, yuk!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:55:24 +0000

Teh winnur getz 75% of teh pot, 2nd playse getz 15%, teh 3rd playse getz 10%.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:53:42 +0000

Liddill Kitteh habz
brandz noo toy dat habz surpryze
go~eengz Nutz insyde

Mowsee surpryze habz
nyss rowndz Foarzz Feeld 2 keepz owtz
curree~uss Kittehz

Mowsee no can getz
owtz. Kitteh no can getz in.
Tyme 2 cawllz Doggeh!

Jack.