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SLEEP should be a time when no one takes pictures of you.
u shudnt record videoz either. (ICHC video)
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Iz teh violashun uf sumfing ai am shur
ah dream of violating the goober with that annoying, loud, flashie thingie.
Tu Cheezmenz tyed fur nawt-sekkund!!!
Yay fur deh Cheezmenz!!!
I finso wii needz a manly dans and drinkz tu sillybrating!!
Belly up tu deh bar, boiz and tell mii wut u’ll habbing!!
may not be trad., but ah’d lahk ah biig ole glass o’ Ahss Tea.
.
nawt biig, hyooge, gigantic. The kind with the optional diving board.
mmm…dyving intu teh biig pool uv refrishing iyss tee! hold teh lemmum plz… it be stingin teh eies!
Dan be taykin teh Ness-Tee plunj!
Teh Cheezmenz? Ob teh Lowngeyeland Cheezemenz?
whayull, in mah case it North Texas cheezemanz.
Wun ginormus Iec Tee kummin up.
*goez owt bak tu adn putz deh ginormus glass on deh dahlee adn weelz it in.
Skweek, skweeekk, skweek.
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*fillingz deh ginormus glass wif iec.
klunk, klunk, klunk, klunk, klunk,
klunk, klunk, klunkety-klunk-klunk, klunk, klunk,
klunk, klunk, klunk, klunk, klunk,
klunk, klunkety-klunk-klunk, klunk, klunk, klunk, klunk!
*Porez in deh Tee.
Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug,
glugety-glug-glug, glug, glug, glug,
Glug, glug, glug, glugety-glug-glug,
glug, glug, glugety-glug-glug, glug, glug, glug!!
Dhere ya go, Dan!!! Enjoy!!
BEWARE TEH CWEEN, DAN!!!
Just yesterday, Lolcatburglar dived into a beeg glass ov Iced cawfee – an ai fished hur aut – and TEHN cweenmj came along in hur bubblol, pikked hur up – an floated way off to teh eest – an tehn dropt hur in teh middlol ov teh Cheeezee Peek Bay!!
An tehn, waiving gaily, she floted auf again!
It WUZ kinda funnee!!
But, but, but… she sed she wanted tu swimming!!!!
I fot hur kud haz a nice swim in deh bay……
no buddy presheatez mii….
*drama tick sigh*
OOOOOOOO
Can u come along in ur bubblol and drop me off in teh pacific islands? Sum ware wiff wunndurrfull beeches and sweet peepul and tasty beverages? Huh, huh, canya??????
*looks hopeful*
ps
i preeshate u.
Oh hai, deer donkee!!
*pikz up Kafleen and pullingz hur intu bubblol.
*away dey fly, ober deh oshun.
Let mii no wen u wanting droppt…
Oh! Oh!
tellz mee wen wee r obbur teh Pacific Islands, an den lets hubbur reeeel close and lookysee wutts down dere
can i come too, if i pwomise to behave??
*hopeful look*
*Ponderz deh sweetpea promise.
Ok.
*Cirlolz bak.
*pullz sweetpea on bard deh bubblol.
*dey sail away.
OOOOoooooooooo….. Luk!! I seeing palm treez below!!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! fangs, cween! lookat dat cerulean waters!
*deh bublol softly landingz on a tropiclol eye land.
I hopez deh haz sum nommy drinksez here, I b firsty.
Ai presheaytes yoo, too, cweenmj!!!
Itz just taht yoo dropt hur in teh MIDDLOL ov teh Cheezee Peek Bay! Maybee neerer to teh shore wud hav bin a bit beddererer??
But – ai am SHUR yur tensions wur pyoor.
An can yoo zoom bak kwicklee an pik me up, too??? Ai dont think enewun wud mind floting ober the prittee eyelands again!
*awlso luks hopeful*
Aw ai misses the Cheeezee Peek Bay–wood kitteh
laik to come to sure for dinnah? We culd has oystehs and crab kekes-mai trit. Rap kitteh in a beeg
floofy tow-L to drhy auff and kipper warm.
Cween – Ifn teh menz iz tyed, duz dat meen dey has to danse, oar teh wimmenz haz to danse?
I finso deh wud like us tu dansing tu entertayning dem…. Mebbe wii duz deh dans uv deh seben vaylz??
*startz handing owt vaylz tu awl deh cheezwimminz
**holdz up vayle**
I’m gonna need lots moar den seben, I finkso!
Can ai bring in mai neece Carrie az a substitoot?? She danses wif a reel bellie dansing troope!
Oooooo…I wud LUB to lern how to do dat!
Ai dont remember hao she got started. Maybee just fur gud eggsersize?? But – there iz prollee a groop sumeware neer yoo taht gives teh lessons. There were sum awn layte nite TV a fyoo days ago! But ai dont rmembrr ware. If ai see it again – ai’ll let yoo know ware. Lukked nawt so hard, akshoolee!!
oh hai, JAnet!!
Huzbin sez Oh Hai, tu!!!
Ohai cweenmj an luvleee huzband Richard!
Ai wuz tyred, and ai went to bed rite after ai rote that! So sorree to hav mist yoo an sweet pea!
O!!!! an ai mst Kafleen, too!!! An teh wunnderful bubblol ride!!!!
*sitz down an criez*
Wahhh!!! *sniff* Wai am ai awlwaiz missing ebreething??? Waht fun it wud bee to fly in teh bubblol wif Kafleen an sweetpea an cweenmj to a tropikal eye land!! Wif teh flours an balmee breezes an . . . .sandee beeches an
But wait! Cept fur teh palm trees, ai hav awl that rite heer!
*ponders teh way ov teh whirrld*
Aifinkso is teh tree tee uf Catmandu.
Catmandu….in mebbe?
Yass iz teh wun ware teh catz tells teh manz whut tu du. Adn teh manz duz it.
yu meen liek simon an himz cat?
youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
Happy Burfdai! dryv bai burfdai wishes! kthxbai!
I am laffing 2 moishe at Griffyn’s “dryv bai burfdai
wishes”! Rye-chus.
perchance to dream, of the pain and humiliation upon the twit wit da kamera.
Iz nuffin saykrid?
Deys liek, all up ins mah grill!
ooo, dats a nice avatar, ns!
beauty sleep- FAIL!
vampire
’sOK, hoomin. Ai knoes ware u sleeps.
And wate till ai getz piktur ov U!
an wear ur shooz r…
so cute! i love this part of a kitty’s face…actually i love all parts of a kitty. their noses are so cute tho!
Howebber dey du, an show tu ebberwun, an yu haz tu threaten tu smash da camera/phone!
hehehe…hoomin onlee FINKS ai iz sleepin… kitteh attack in..free…tuu…wun…RAWR!
is bery tru aifinkso! teh pointee endz is awldreddy comen owt to go bite!
*ynarg, ynarg, ynarg*
seepie kitteh growlz at stoopy hooman whu does nawt noe purrsonal spase! (hoomans do nawt hab it, ownlee kittehs, whu can git as cloes as dey want tu sumfin, but can keepz dere distanse wen dey want tu!)
**wunnerz if pikshurs of hur sleepin egg-zist**
snerk.
*pullz owt kamra*
*poyntz kamra at rhsb sleepin*
*FLASH!!!*
*runzawaiwifakwikness*
HAY!
Git bak heer, womin!
I nawt naym my car aftur yoo…
Hoo … me? Um … ohai, wut yu wants wif me? *blinkyblinkyeyes*
U beddur destroy dem pikshurs u tuuk of me!
Oh … yu meenz deez? Hao deez get in mai pokkit? Heh heh. Well, ai kannawt destroiz dem, dey r kyoot! See hao kyoot yu iz? See?
Sleepin’-no sew badd. Inna litta panz- dat grounz fer de hoomin slaug. . slawb. . . Killin!
Next stop, Nap Land.
O. M. C. C.
Watchin “Clean House” an teh man haz 275 shurts!
**fawlz obur frum teh thot**
iz dey tee shurtz? caws ai can mebbe unnderstan dat, speshully if dey awl sayz sumfin diffurnt.
Nope. Luuked lyk mostlee button-down shurtz.
okay, dat’s jest weird. duz he jest liek tu go a laaaaawwwwwng tiem between washez?
yepper, my collection of show-shirts gotta be near that number.
yah, but that’s different. i too have a whole bunch of tshirts for shows i worked on (community theater) and went to. after a while i made a bunch of them into pillow covers because i was just not ever going to be able to wear them all
I’ve got a collekshun of t-shurts, an wanna has dem mayde in2 a kwilt.
dat wud be kooooel!
ai wishuz dat ai libbed closur tu yu red! ai wud lub to koem tu yur garije sayl!
ai haz the pattern foar it! u wanna borrow? ai botted it elebentee yeerz ago (reelee! probably ~11 yeerz ago!) foar husbin’s consert t-shurts. they is inna box in the garaj, but ai haz nawt yet maded teh blankee…
Umm, well, umm, I nawt know how menni shirts I haz, but a few. I keep sayin “hey, I hardly wear’s dis wun, as soon as I loose da weight I kan git my chest bak intu it.”
Come tu fink ufit, I gots 2 Grateful Dead shirts I nawt seen innafewyears!. I bii mad iffin der gone!
I has shokked myself at how menny clothez I has putted in2 teh yard sael stak! Iz allot!
Startin to oraginyze teh stuff an sort in2 cattagoreez.
Iz gotta alotta clothes in diz howes dat nawt fit enniwun. I hasta cleen owt da bois’s dresser lyke yesterdai! Hymes clothes dat duz fit hyme iz stacked awn top. * Oh CC hewlp mii! Hubbikat iz yellin awt Assist. Mngr, kaus hymes an lazy, howebber nawt make my nite nawt ennimore happi. Now I gonna git tu hear bout it. Ifinkso bii’en single iz sumwat unnerrated!
naw… ai wud lissin tu awurz ob complainen on da part ob a signifeekat othur in xchanj foar tu be abul to wrap mai armz around sumoen and say tu dem “ai noes, hunnee. yu are rite, dey’s awl poopie heds awt dere” and den has a snuggle
Ai lubs taykin pikshurs uv sleepin kittehs — dey offen luks so kyoot!!! Wif Dusty, itz sumtiemz teh onlee tiem she iz sittin still long enuf fur a pikshur.
Wun of my fabrit pikshurs of Josie iz of hur curloled up inna bawl, nappin, wif hur paw ovur hur fayse.
See mi fangs? See ur fingees round da camera? Chomp!!!
Oh, kitteh. I feelz ur payn…
HRRRRRRKKKKKKKK-KKKK-KKKKK!
Sneeeeeeeeuuuuuuw!
HRRRNNNNKKKKKKK!
Sneeeuuuuuw!
SHNNNRRRKKKK-K-KKKKKK!
Shnnneeeeuuuuuw!
An kitteh wundurz wai u lukz sew tai-tai in teh morninz.
Did u ebber nodised dat da kittehs gits berry angerly if u lukks at dere tynee teefs inna middle ub dere fangs?
Dey dussn kares if u lukks at dere fangs r at uvver ‘barrising stuffs, but nawt 2 lukks at dere tynee teefs.
Dey DO NOT WANT!
Dis kittehz purrsunul freedums is beed imfringeded, Ahfinkso!
Dey awso do not want wen yuu plaiz ‘Dis Widdle Piggee’ wiff deyr toesez.
an yet, bofs aer sew kyoot, dat hao kin yu nawt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yez, da feat tows r berry iruhzistuhbil, but 2 tuches dem, kittehs DO NOT WANT!
Dis maeks dem mor iruhzistuhbil. >:)
Ai is sew tyered ai is going tu bed and due nawt cair iffen tehre’s pikshur taeking oar nawt!
mee tu KK – nitey nite awl!
Dear Cheezfrenz,
IRL After a six month battle with lymphosarcoma, Wolf, my wolf malamute, a very good friend of kittehs, crossed the Rainbow Bridge this afternoon. He was a most wonderful goggeh.
{{{{{patticlan & Wolf}}}}}
I am so sorry to hear of your loss.
He will live forever in your heart — and you can visit him at the Princess Mu Meadow whenever you feel the need. Click on cweenmj’s bloo name & go to the CheezTown Cryer for her wonderful Night Watchman stories. The Night Watchman will be welcoming Wolf this evening & giving him lots of love.
*wanders away to wipe leaking eyes*
oh, deer, I haz a giunt sad fur u. {{{{{patticlan & famblee}}}}}}
Oh I is soooo sorrri Patticlan! {{{{patticlan an Wolf}}} Pleez tu know my good thots an wishes are with you. I know how hard it is to loose yur best friend. Do nawt worri about Wolf tho, I am sure hii has crossed da rainbow bridge an iz being welcomed an loved very much there, an you can always go an visit Wolf, although you will always carry Wolf in your heart. My thoughts are with you through this very hard time.
Thank you all for your kind thoughts and hugs.
{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}
{{{{{patticlan}}}}} {{{{{wolf}}}}}
i am sorry, it iz sad to be missing yor gud frend. yoo kan carry teh gud memreez in yor hart, an mebbee be comforted taht him iz not habbing teh sikkness anymore an iz happy an helfy playing in teh meddow wif teh ovver goggies an kittehs.
{{{{{{{{{{Patticlan}}}}}}}}}}
Pattician–Sorree ur lost ur beegest frend Wolf-wid a
hart as beeg as he was. Beleaves in tamarrow.
I srry, patticlan.
oh, patticlan, i am so sorry to hear this!
{{{{{{{wolf}}}}}}} {{{{{{{patticlan}}}}}}}
this is the cancer that my Shadow baby has, and i know what a struggle it is. i am sorry that you two had to suffer this, but i lit a candle for Wolf and i sent good thoughts to my girls already at the meadow to welcome him when he comes.
my love to you
{{{{{{Minerva99 and Shadow}}}}}}. I am so sorry that you are going through this, too. Wolf lived six months after being diagnosed and this was a difficult, wonderful time for us. He is sadly missed by litter mate, Lobo, new goggeh, Torque, and his friends, the kittehs, Shelby, Caroline, and Ricky.
Thank you again, Cheezfrens, for all your kind thoughts. They are greatly appreciated.
so sorry for your loss, patticlan.
{{{{{{patticlan and Wolf}}}}}} I am so sorry for your loss. Such a brave goggie to fight so long and hard. Now he is in the beautiful meadow all well and happy, playing with all our heart goggies and kittehs.
{{{{{patticlan}}}}}
{{{patticlan}}}
So sorry. R.I.P Wolf.
Ohai patticlan – ai haz a beeg sawry fur yu. {{patticlan an de Wolf famblee}}
*crawls intu teh middel of teh big sawft kushun*
*stretches legs owt in frunt*
*stretches legs owt in bakk*
*rolls onto bakk adn holds frunt paws inna air*
I r reddi fur mai fotozzzzz…..
O hi Mel.
I miss u.
Tis my own fawlt, inoe. I needs too bee heer more.
Oh, mai deer dawnkey. I misses yoo, tu.
*FLASH!!!!1!!*
Kitteh sleepz berreh
impoartunt, purrsunnnull feeng
Kitteh duz aloan
Dat iz wye Kitteh
habz mennee playsez awayz
frumz Hewminz 4 Napz
Kitteh Napz awn wawrm
Windo Sill amz besstest. No
wun fyndz Kitteh dayr!
Wen Kitteh cloazez
dayr iiez, dayr invizzibbill.
Hewinz doan’tz knoez dis
Jack.
yay jack!!
“if i kant seeing yoo, yoo kant seeing me!”
Jack Deth iz full ov
teh win and awesum! Fank yoo
fur making mii grin.
Too beeyootiful not to taek picshurs.
test
Mt. McKinley!
If itz multipple choyce, “C” or teh longest one. What teh hek.
i can’t get over how adorable this picture is
I have also Sleep Photo, “baby sleep Photo” on my Blog
bin dere. dun dat. boht teh monogramed cheezburger.