HALP! get me down I iz ten stories up
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Halp! LCB is trappt Way Up Hi!
wuh woh. better get the kitteh catcher thingy.
con Catch you lations!
*trying not to lookat da cuteness too directly or too long*
should we broadcast a seriously serious *splort* warning?!?
Soundz leik a gud Idea *SPLORT* OOPS tu late 4 mii!
ohnoooooooooooes!!!
*checks wallet*
nope, still no has CCC license
fwipfwipfwip tendrils around brainy yum for furst aid
oh noooooooooes, fwipping not so gud acksually! i aer still all entangull’d in da elven ropelike device!!!
*grabs elven ropelike device; untagels sweetpea*
OK, catslave! I halps yoo nao. I mayks it fast! Plz to be kwik in recubbery; I has a kitteh katchy thing to go back down thred and halpwith!
*sweep, sweep, tuk, tuk, tayp, tayp*
Urgh, brayns wuz everywhar!
Noo CHRG? I has wun! Here!
Drink? Blankee? Plz to be OK!
Oh, catslave is daon!
*scoops, scoops up alla braynes*
*Rinsus wif distilled watturs*
*Putz back insied teh hedbonz*
*Taipee wif lotas dukkee taipy*
*Putz awn new CHRG wif rainbows awn it*
*Taiks victum tu recubbery couch*
*Gibs tee and choklit possum*
*Wraps inna warm Cheezmap blankie*
Jest lye heer and do nawt luk at teh cyoot until feline bettur.
Fang Q 4 teh mutiplol resq’s Sweetpea, Gremlin and Kaykitteh
literary kiteh studees a ‘natamee book:
litz C:
*pusshes won glob of gray madder in teh frunt part ob teh crany-yum cabity*
litz C: teh frontal lobe beez connected 2 teh parietalol lobe…
*shoves parry-idol lobe in craynyum in bakk ob teh frontal lobe*
*(reeds): the parry-eye-adoll lobe’s conkkedted 2 teh….*
HAY, KK!!! hearz a big glob ob rinkly branes!
ahai, yippee!!!, dat’s teh “ox-sip-it-all” lobe, juss slip it up here beehind teh parietal lobe nekks 2 teh kray-knee-yum!
wear B awl teh cheesfrenz win eye neads teh helps wiff teh natomknees? Eye not has time to dew awl this by my loan-sum…
*stuffs temporallobe under teh udder udder free lobes*
*pat, pat, pat*
SPLORT WARNING, SPLORT WARNING!!!! Plz to be shor that yoo ar wayring yor own CHRG befoar halping teh purrson neggst to yoo, kthx!
Also, I has sum Joo Janta Dubbil Peril Reziztant Shades!
*hands owt sunglasses in awl cullurs and dezines*
But it wuz too late. . . Catslave had alreddy bin INcensed! Oops, rong song. This is nawt The Streak!
Ray Stevens Ref FTW
It’s me AGAIN, Margaret!
skyoos meh- kin yooz halp meh to teh Mississippi Skwirrlee Reebibol?
Where’s Leeza when you need her?!?!?
Ah – teh day a skwirll went berserk in teh Nawt-sekkund Self-rite-yus Church in teh sleepeh liddel town of Pascagoulah!
Gremlin – ai kliked awn this an it sed “Invalid parameters”
But ai can get the wuns at teh bottom!
Ai’m waching teh wun about Unkle Fred’z funeral! Teh wun that putz teh “fun” in funeral! 
Invalid! We ar nawt sikkies here, no way! *looks askance at videyo*
Oh, OK, so itz wurking nao for yoo? Is pritteh silleh sawng. Leeza mayks a guest appearance as “The Squirrel.”
And everybody sed . . . Hallelujah!
Congrats, Gremlin. Leeder uv teh macrame!
I goes and gits teh kitteh katcher thingymabob! BRB!
wat a wundermus makramay, led by teh intrepid gremlin! Congarats tew u!
Why fangs!
Here, BF473, will yoo halp me hold teh kitteh katcher thingy?
Yoo holds onto that end, I gitz this end!
Got it? Hold tite! Nao we tellz teh kitteh to JUMP!!!!!! RUN, Forrest, RUN!!! Oops, no, I ment . . .
JUMP! kitteh, JUMP!!!
*BOING* kitteh jumps wif a quickness…
*holds tite on kitteh katchy thing*
It looks lyke a safe landing, folks! But pleez to stand bak! Pleez to giv teh kitteh sum air!
Ennybody have sum kitteh treetz and blankees and toys handy? This kitteh looks traumatized!
*brings cheezpeeplmap blankee, bowl ov warm milk, an sum whyte albacore toona wif joos*
GGRRRRRRRRATE catch, grrrremln!!
Ai wuz luking at the buks teh kitteh wuz sitting awn. Googled teh Titlol – an – maybee this’ll werk?
h ttp://images.google.com/images?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&q=Indian+Interiors&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=zONMSrrpHoLGMNGDje0D&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1
Nope! Ai cant make it werk. Ummmm just trai googling “Indian Interiors.” Teh furst wun that coms up haz fabulous pikchoors!
Luk speshullee at “Indian Palaces” and. . .teh wun neer the bottom that luks laik tents! An they AR tents. AMAZING tents! DO. WANT. tents!!
An teh biuk – yoo can buy it noo at Amazon.com fur just $114.00!! Kitteh is sitting awn a forchoon!!
tahts wut i wuz finking, LCB’s dun it agin, get teh peeple-catcher fingie!
O hai, LM!
dat bee-mynds mii: eye bedder go reeds my skip-chairs!
It’s 2 far 2 jump!
mebee kitteh already got a jump on da Sumer Reading List.
wadda novel ideer!
GMTA! Again KK!!
yeah, PT! wii is sheer poe-a-tree N meow-shun!
Just don’t let it get into circulation!!!
o tay, eyel juss leeb it in teh stacks!!!
And I’ll leave a copy right over there… > >
fank-ee, PT, yoo hass such deadicayshun! eye look foreward 2 reeding our novel ideer!
It’ll be in my biography at a later date!
aisle haffta re-memoir dat!
Well, if you forget, I’m sure it’ll be in the national archives someday!!
ai finks wii B-lawngs in teh lie-berry ob conga-rats, donut chew?
*takes kitteh on flight 0 fancy*
*gets in race with Ruby, da Humming Bird*
Oar where iz cweenmj?? She cud pik teh kitteh up in hur bubblol an flote him away to sum storied eye land or otter!!
last i saw her, she was sipping a dropical twink; i was teh designated bubblol
head driver, so i left her all comfy under a palm tree under the watchful eye of asurfer doodresponsible person.wanders awry, forgetting to turn off the strike feature*reskoos sweetpea from being arrested foar illegal strike akshun*
:snerk:
*chants*
Power to da Pea P’Lols
I remember dat!
fangs! i finkso dis kitteh be revLolutionary radiclol type, don’t chew?
HAO did yoo do a compleetlee blank comment??? Ai dint think it wuz pawssibul!
put sumfing between the and it’s opposite
you like me usage 0 da grocerz’ ‘postrofee?
oy, the pointy shape’d things. like da noes below. i hoep.
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Hey! Unhand mah hummingbird!!!!!!!
i wuzn’t doing nufing!!
flying kitteh: plz 2 knot bee nommin or killin teh mawking burd!
kthxbuy
And tehy is teh lawng stories!
buuks habs teh lawng tales lyke teh kittehz dew!
Library Cat in training
Oh, Lyke “Dewey Reed MoreBooks”?
Tehn kitteh muss lern teh Lybrary Rools:
1) SYLUNSE
2) Bux muss be reternd no layteh tahn teh larst dayt stampd
3) Donut innerfeer wiv teh naychur ob corzallity
Kwik! Git teh kitteh katchin fing!!
srry, katchy-fing izz awl booked up!
Adn ai duzznt wanna reed dem awl
*hands AP teh cliff notez, so she can jump down on liddlol lellol pyle frum teh beeg pile*
Oooh, datz mush betterer. Ai kin reed fru dat in a jiffee!
kitteh is excelling at higher learning
Ai thout all kittehs are anti-literacy. Mine iz alwais laying on enee printed materials. Mai noospaper, mai buks, mai magazines, mai mail…
oh, they don’t care if you read, aslongas you do it on your *own* time, not *their* time.
… uv coarse, ALL tiem iz teh kittehs’ tiem.
purrzackly.
My kitteh, Dr. Virjay, absorbs teh litters, ai see.
Hymn berry smahrt kitteh!
Same goes at myne haus! Ebery kitteh Ai eber hadz haz bin anti-literacy, wiff teh laying on all myne printed materials.
Iz owkay, kitteh. Sum ob dem aern’t reel stories, adn obbers hab plot holes you can crawl thru.
jd – thankx for yor reskyew yestiday. It wuz teh tabbehz. They dun me in! as Liza Doolittlol mite say.
But I yam OK today, thanks to yor crayaytiv halpings!
Nawt a prollem. Hoep teh replaysment cuteness release valve izunt cawsing too many prollems when biziting this site.
kitteh is Literally on top of reading assignment. Teacher will be the proud.
Literary kitteh is Literal?
hee, i aer lissening to “frosh air” on npr and da guy sayed “Custard’s last stand” by ack seed ent. what a puddin hed -hee
*grabs spoon*
*fynds teh custard stand*
*puddin it in my mauff*
*nom, nom, nom*
*gits a puddin hed ache*
oww, owww, owww!
A PUDDIN hed ache??
Kyoot, but naught werthy of fyve stars..
iz too.
[how's dat for witty repartee?]
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
Yoo’r so wittee!!
Oh, so wittee!
Yur so wittee an awlso so raiiiiiiiitt ♫
Taht aii’m goin to joyn yoo in this faiiiiiite! ♪
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
IZ TOO!
Izz knot (ai kant untanglolit!)
I think a novel approach is required!!!
yeah, dat shud fix shun it!
But, how Dewey do it?!?
hit it wiff a book club?
Go go go kitkay!!!
Yur awn a roll!!
I guess so, but do it without reservation!!!
eye fink wii shuld check it out naught sekond!
I think it will be subject to the resources at hand!!
well, comes on down hear wiff mii, PT!
*grabs PT’s flooffy pause*
*walks down teh stares togevver*
yoo lyke it down hear, PT? izz my best cellar!!!
It’s pretty nice so I’ll visit periodical-ly and make reference to it often!! …
gud, ideer, PT, yoo can awlwaze hass tehbest cellar under yore foot notes!!
Don’t you think the pictures on the wall are a little abstract for a best cellar? *pointing at one with my index toe pad…*
well, maybee…
*taykes PT by teh floofy hand*
p’raps yoo lyke deese pichers bedder, but watch out dey is graphic novels!!!
Oh no!! We’ve come to the end of our thread!! What will we do?!?! I know…check the appendix!! Can we get an applesauce, pleez!?!?
p’raps wii shuld opin anovver chapter in teh storee?
That would speak volumes don’tcha think?!?!?
Applolsausw!!! Applolsause!! Taht wuz BRILLIANT!!!!!!
Ai wud hav sed so sooner, but ai had to go aut!!1
Yoo too play SOOO well tother! That was a reeally fun read.
kitteh knot wants 10 books, jusst wants won pullet-soup-prize
*snerk*
Iz Twyla Pickett for IBKC!
http://www.theittybittykittycommittee.com/2008/05/that-twyla-shes-one-smart-kitty.html
The original photo source is The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee (http://www.theittybittykittycommittee.com/). This kitten was on of their fosters.
Teh earl iz borked.
Teh clowzing brakkit gawt incklewded. Nawty WP!
(I think this might be a picture from the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee.)
Sorreee.. goin tu chang tu nrml speek fur dis….
*Ahem*
This beautiful picture is from the FANTASTIC blog of Laurie C’s, better known as the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee! Cheezfriends, if you haven’t visited it yet, you should go now. She fosters kittens and documents their journeys into forever homes. http://www.theittybittykittycommittee.com
She is currently fundraising for the homeless animals. So, Cheezfriends, I beg of you: skip the morning coffee or the dinner out. Give a dollar or two (literally, if you will, every bit counts!!!)or more if you can.
Thank you.
*coughs*
go nao!!!! kittehs and goggies r kounting on u!!!
Askooze me, I needs these for mah book report.
O hai, guise. If u can, stop over at Failblog. Brewski’s giving birth to his turkey baster baby junior mint!
Bring boiling water!
LCB!!!
We has reskyewed yoo wunz agin! See abuv. Is this nawt a pikshor of yoo trapt hi up on tawp of yor liberry buks?
Yes, thx! I was studying up for teh impending birf. Ifn u hadn’t reskewed me, I never would have made it on time and so would have missed out on my fee!
*hugs gremlin with a grateful*
I fawt dis was LCB – gawt a mask adn ebryfing. Oh… iz a cookie monster.
Sheez a littlol bizzee ryt nao helpin Brewski give birth tu a Joonyur Mint.
OMCC — ai still haz mah coff …. an teh birthing storee is maekin meh laff & laff & laff …. which iz makin meh coff an coff an coff.
All dis fun iz gonna killify meh!
*Gibs NS sum menfo-liptus kawffdrops*
Don wurree, dey wazznt aneewayr neer teh Joonyur Mints.
Ten storeez? It luuks liek elebenty to meh.
Bookish kittn is . . . bookish.
Book ‘em, Danno!
Have he read them all before climbing up?
CALICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! –dis comment brawt to you by yur local chapter of CaLiCo (da Calico Liberation Coalition)
Retch! Cute overload combined with pun overload.
Okay, splort.
~Splort~
Okay, sweepy-rinsy-pakky-fitty-taypy-chrg-blankee-chokklit.
The super-mobile, edition of CCC!
Thank u sew much! I appreshamazate ur kwik servis.
It luks liek to me taht sum ov those storees hav beeyootiful interior dekorating, anyway, being wun frum Indya an wun frum Parris an — oop! wun is BAZARR!!
>.> anyone else realize the kitten is eleven stories up?
OOH! OOH! ME! PICK ME! I SEE IT!
mega lolz, good punage
Dis wun mead me laff, best wun letely acktschuly.
Never trust a cat that looks this cute. They are a devious bunch.
a thomas pynchon book in a lolcat. a thomas. pynchon. book. … in. a lol. cat.
yesss