Noooooooooo Mommy! No Pee Wifout Us! U Maybe Fall In! Den Who Feed Us?!
wut if teh toylet overflowz again?
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Concatshoelaces on ur solo nawt-sekkund, Annipuss! Wut manner uf sillybrayshuns wud u liek?
*wheels in cart wif kyoocumbur salad, lamb kebabs, chips & salsa, grilled veggies, an shwimp cocktails*
Thx, Ai doan’t feal liek nommin dis ebenin – Ai fink dere is a thunnerstorm awn teh wai. Dat maeks awl teh moar fuds fur ebbriwun els!
Awl Ai want at teh momint is a cup uv tee!
No noms? But dat meens noe crumpits wib yore tee!
*wheels in tea tray wif all teh stuff datz sposta be onnit*
Thank CC dis cart wuz left in teh hall, fullee stocked.
*cheks tray*
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Typhoo. Chek. Tetley. Chek. PG Tips. Chek. Url Gray. Chek. Yorkshire. Chek. Soopermarket brand. Chek. Awl teepots wur pre-warmed? Chek. Watur woz 98.2′C when added? Chek. Creem? Chek. Shoogur? Chek. Sponge kayk? Well, she duzn’t want noms, so I’ll eet it. *nomnomnomnomnom*
*adds sum lemming wedges to teh offerings fur awl teh uncultured Merikans dat lieks lemming ravver den creem in owr tea*
*puts a safety fence rownd teh lemmings tu stawp dem jumping in teh tea*
PARTEE CRASHER!!! *nabs crumpet*
*sits down* So, what’s nu?
Dat iz teh kindly uv U!
Ai thot it wuz the Eeng lish that lieked teh lemon, ravver dan us USers.
Annipuss nawt want shwimps? **taykes anni’s temper-chur**
Ai haz mai yooshuel hawt wever pleh! Teh thort uv fud iz bleurgh!
A cup uv Url Gray wivout milk wull halp, Aifink.
* Handz anni teh cup uf Url Gray/nipz tee *
Dat will bring ur ape e tite back aifinkso. Oar maek U moar aktib ennywai.
Thx WRR, It’s a bit kooler naow teh sun haz set.
Konstrapulashuns Anni!!
Thx!
Behold; the absolute worst caption in all the internet.
Must ….. opun …… door!
*claw claw scratch scratch dig dig*
Dubbul teh numbur uv kittehs & dis be wut Momcat’s baffruum entrance luuks liek rite after she gets up & rite befoar she goes downstarez…
Kitteh cannot stand deh closed door. Opun door NOAW!!!
and it donut mattur which syde ov da closed door da kittehs be awn eiver. Dey wants awl doors opun NOAW!
O yehs. Opun teh dore. Wii wantz tu wahtch yu pii.
Aye wunder if tehy finks ther iza esscayp root outta teh bafrum fur hoomins.
troo dat!
we iz owt! we wants in!
we iz in! we wants owt!
How to confooze a cat: Put two cat-flaps in, so they can be coming in and going out at the same time.
Gobmint ob teh Globul Empire ob Kittehdom, Constitutional ammintment #elebenty: Noe hoomin shall eber close enny door, no matter which, no matter when, no matter what, unless a kitteh sez obberwise, adn shall open it teh moment teh kitteh reelizes dey want to go fru.
there are large chunks of the wood torn out of the bottom edge of my bathroom door by the late Shadow, by Spooky and by Spooky’s daughter Snowflake who all seem to need to play “bathroom buddy”
Ohai! I was just thinking about you and the Spooklets yesterday! Did you find homes for all but Snowflake?
Snowflake and her “twin” sister Butterscotch…I think they were meant to be one kitteh but came out as two, because they never really needed the other three but are kinda lost without each other, so part of my problem has been trying to find someone to take them both…see pic under my name for a good view of tehm…(littlol BS is small and floofy, Snowflaek is tall and lieks to do her impreshun of teh LOOOONGCAT)
Good to see yoo, TC. Grate pix of ur gorjeous kittehs, as always.
Hoomin’s Guide to Lolspeek:
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“Large chunks ob wood” (desc): Teh kittehs cud hab bilt a mobile home iffen dey wanted to. Teh door was replayced elebenty times, after being repeatedly ripped off its hinges. At least two of the kittehs hab degrees in woodworking, adn wun haz a chemistry doctorate, speshulizing in demolition explosives. By “torn out”, wat iz akshually meant iz dat tehr aer tire traks from teh drilling ekwiptment brought in teh last thyme teh door was closed wibout permission.
jd – FTW!!!!
Tehy huks teihr pointy enz into teh door and doez teh slow and noyzy impreshun of teh wudchipr…worse, sumbudyz been eetin a litlol bit ob teh wudchipz
Funy, mi kittehs jus us lokpiks.
“bathroom buddy”. wun kynd ob buddy ai doan need. i iz a lil bitteh antisocial wen et cumz 2 bafroom buddehs.
iz wif yu der ChocolateSamus! berry mush teh solo-baffroomer. mah kitteh kess wud rayce me tu baffroom adn wantid tu lay awn mah lap. DO NAWT WANT! but wen ai puttid hurs doan hurs wud dig teh pointy enz intu mah legs. ahh… ai miss dat kitteh!
Itteh Bitteh Baffroom door Committeh!
faive burgrrrrs fer u!! taht mayde me LOL so lawd ai scarded teh kitteh offa mai lap! (OW ftr…)
I hate to say it, but those kitties look as if they all have skin cancer on their ears, a very common desease for white furred cats.
Is that what the black specks are? I’ve seen them on cats, but thought they were just simple skin discolourations of the same sort as birthmarks and moles.
No, it’s the ears. There is no fur on it anymore and the skin is reddened from sunburn. My own cat had it too and the vet had to cut them off.
Let Me In! *bang**bang**bang*
Oh noes, itz teh Potty Brigade!
open up! it’s the potty brigade!
And we have a warrant for yor arrest! And we’re nawt kiddin neether!
Wii charjez yu wif polluten teh atmesfeer an toxik wayst dummpen!
Plus, iz bestest tiem to get petted.
Ai don bovver klozin teh door aneemoar.
Seems tu be Angiez fabrit ruum, adn shel lubz tu drink frum teh fawset.
Adn itz wun ob teh fyoo playsiz sheel sit awn mai lap fur petz.
(um, sowwy fur teh mental immij *passiz owt braynbleech*)
Well, now that was interesting…
Hhhmmmmppphhhh…Stoopy WP!
No braynbleech needed, AP — mefinks dere iz lawts uv kittehs owt dere dat lieks teh baffruum lap tiem. We hadda kitteh dat LUVVED to be on laps in teh baffruum. U wud hasta be prepared to catch hur cuz she wud leep fur ur lap befoar u was totally sitting down.
*wistful sigh* Ai miss owr Ramona. She wuz tempermental, but she givved us sum awesum bebbeh kittehs!
Fanks NS.
It awlso gibs me teh oppurtunitee tu teech hur dat teh roll ob paypur is nawt a toi – ravver itz teh signal fur tym tu get off mah lap!
*gigglols at imaj of leepin kitteh and tryin-to-sit person*
Dexter and his bruther-kittehs awl useta hang owt in mah sister’s baffroom when they wuz kittehs. They wuld jump on teh (klosed) toylit seet and frum ther up to her screen window.
Awl 3 of teh kitteh boys wuz famuss for doing so even after they wuz udoptid. Mah frend hoo adoptified Dexter’s bruther Skeeter sumtiems forgot to close teh lid – and had to fish theyr kitteh owt of teh toylit! Um – per whut she tole me, alwayz happind when teh watuer wuz kleen, thank gudniss!
Whazzamattur? Is bestest tym fur petz.
Ai haz a kaptib awdeeyins!
*whispurs* We duzzint klose teh dor eether. Is just mah huzbing and meh. And teh kitteh. And Dexter lubs drinkin in teh sink and in teh bathtub . . . He gits verry orfended when we kloses heem owt!
To be honest, teh sittin down tyme yoo refrenz is teh only sitting down tyme I gits in teh morning whyle gittin reddy for wurks. Teh kitteh walks rite in and I grabs heem and holds heem on mah lap. I has offten thot it wuz weerd of me, but I am glad to heer uthers duz this too!
Both my kittehs know that when I gets up outta teh bed in teh morning, teh first order of business is teh Staff Meeting in Conference Room B. Liam either wants to be cuddled or else will sit in teh sink, which is within easy petting distance and Zoe will keep my anklols warm, play in teh bafftub or else sit in teh sink if Liam isn’t alreddy there.
Esme used to sit in my lap and Jethro would sit in teh bafftub and play teh Shower Curtain Game wif me.
Morning Staff Meeting, I hasta member that! Dexter is pritteh beeg boy, but he kin still skwash heemself in teh sink. He sits ther and twists his nek so he kin lik lik lik teh fawcett. He lubs teh mornink baffroom tyme!
And mah huzbing coems owt of teh shower and sumtimes wraps hiz towl arownd hiz hed lyke a babushka and tawks in a littel old laydee voyce to teh kitteh.
Mornink sillehniss, we has it!
Teh showur-kurtin gaym waz wun ob Angies fabrit fings! Teh kurtin wuz full ob littlol hoals awn dat syd. Forchunitlee she duzzint play it dat mush aneemoar – mai wyf gawt a noo kurtin adn sed nawt to get it awl rippd up. Ai forgibs hur – sheez a goggie purson adn duzznt reely unnerstand.
kumo lieks to go peepee in teh sink. at leest taht’s teh only owt-ob-litterboks indoor place wher he goze.
ifinkso him finks ob it az anovver litter box. him goze “dig dig dig” wif himz pawz, sits down (right ober the drayn), duz himz bizness, tehn goze “dig dig dig” wif himz pawz agin to “bury” it.
I thot my kitteh wuz teh onliest wun who duz that! him lieks to keep me compannies
In every possible way and in every possible action.
Datz kalled teh litturbocks fockstrawt
)
Ai dunt cloz teh dor, but mii hubbee mussed, awr lse Joe wil bii wonten tu plai en teh poren watrz, eef yu noe wat ai meen…
OMG!! LOL!!
yikes, come to think of it, anything that “dangles” is in peril for it’s unshredded existence.
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*shudders*
Morgan useta lurve to drink frum teh fasility. Wun tyme DH went in, put up seat, wuz about to *ahem* start an fouwnd Morgan had run in to get a dreenk. DH sez, wuz hard to nawt pee onna kitteh!
yah, shiro duz taht too. has to watch owt cuz him gets tehr furst a lots.
wun time, my momma almost had hart attak wen her wented potty in teh middle ob teh night an sat down on tehr kitteh hoo wuz having a drinkie.
LOL!!
Twice!
Ai haz dun the sittin awn and risin fast part in my kitt chen chayre.
Akshully, a fren sayd dat teh kittehs called the pors uh laynin thing the petting throne. Tu eech kitteh itz own, Ai supp hoses.
Ai can usez teh bleech tu?
You’re trying tu reed in dere, aren’t you!
akshully, trying 2 draw up plans fer a kitteh-repellin devyce fer dis door. but iz close enuff.
Dat iz eezee.
get teh big goggie.
Den U need teh lyon tu keep teh goggie awai.
Den U need tu muv cuz lyon onlee seez U az teh nom.
oh mai gudnesses! mai shadow duz dis! ebry tiem ai goe tu da bafruum, she komez in wifs me. sumtimez she usez da littyur bocks, liek “oh, yesh, mahm. dat’s gud idear”
sumtimez she jest sitz an luuks at me, wich is kiiiiinda weerd.
Yep, Lucky cat rubbes my ankles, den sits an mews at mii!
Kitty wouldn’t rub my ankles, but (sry) my pants would soon become a kitteh hammock.
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try, just try…..I dare you, to explain cat hair……down there, to yer girlfriend.
“well, dear, i wuz, um, an teh cat, um…”
depenz on how comfurble yoo are wif diskussin non-romantik bodily funkshuns wif romantik sweetie.
If she wuz a kitteh purrrrrsun, she wud unnerstand, aifinkso.
ROFLMAO!!!
Oh my! – naow dats a vizuahl ai didn’t haf to hav.
I have the solution to this problem: buy an old house where the doorknobs don’t work right and the doors can be jimmied open by paws and head ramming. Do NOT fix the doorknobs. This will allow kittehs easy access to any room they deem worthy of their presence. You’re welcome.
a kitteh’s dreem howse wuld definitely hab dis!
LunarMpmmy I needs a howse like dat for me an mai tew Kittehs! Dey wud lub it!!
Just wundering hao fast tehy cud get tu teh kitchen wen teh can opener startz..
speedy gonzalez will hab nuffin on ur kittehs iffn u gets a house like dat!
I also gets teh paw under teh door surching surching trying to feel whuts going on. Taht wud be BlooMax.
Ai fotted Ai wuz onwee hoomin dat had itteh bitteh baffroom comitteh! Butt (!) sumtymes teh goggies duz tuu. Had teh goggie looooong tyme agoe dat lykeded teh baffruum. Mai kitteh likeses tuu wayt me tuu showwer! Himz gets wet kisses awn himz hed wen Ai showwer! Iz a kyoot!!
Ha, mah kitteh wawches meh taek a baff! An prolly laffs dat I yooz wattur.
whenever i take a shower my cat will jump in and stare at me from the side of the tub! quite uncomfortable…
Mah goggie likes to say hi when I am takin care of partikular moments. I guess I should be flattered…
Akshully, we jus wantz to wahch teh toylit flussh.
Pleez to nawt deepriyve us, thx.
an we’z thursty. we watns to drink owt ob teh big speshul water bowl, kthx.
I yoost to hav a kitteh that didded this…..wun tiem her wuz on seet and felled in. Her wazzunt skared, tho, her wuz advenchurruss
heerz burfday fairy saying HAPPEE BURFDAY to Dahson an Drea6 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy cakes, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frootsytootsy party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrit decoder mood ringz so yoo kan riting yor sekrits in sekrit code an kno how yoo feelz abowt them! kandee, an fansee soaps shaypd like kittehs, goggies, fishies, an bebbeh zombies!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Bebbeh Zombie soaps! WANT! Dey trun green an gushi in your hand?
yup!
amayzing, huh? 
NOOOOO we need to pee too!
lol! dis ia may Chizel awl over! hims follows me tew teh baffroom…an trys tew get awn mai lap wen ai is tryin tew go to loos! him nawt unnerstand ai nawt fink dat it is human litter box
Ai hassa kitteh hoo lieks to hab a d-r-i-n-k ov watter frum teh bafftub fawcit. Sumtiems ai hasta wate fur hur tu gets dun so ai cans taik showur.
Prybissee iz atz
a minnimumm wiff moar dan
wun clebburr Kitteh
Sno~bawlee liddill
Kittehz needz attenshunn oarz
fyndz wayz 2 getz it!
Sno~bawllee liddill
Kitehz needz 2 lurnz payshunss,
witch amz a Doggeh feeng!
Jack.
my kitteh does a running karate kick to bust the bathroom door open.
Nothing like a paw under the door to know that you are missed!
Yes indeedy
awwwwwwwww
teh paw under teh door is soooo adoorubbul!!!!!!
*I has teh melty hart*
happens to me everyday of my life
kudos kudos kudos Missmellie1 for the catpion!!!!!!!
That is exactly what ALL of my cats have done/do now — too funny!
Dis wat itz liek at mah hous.
Bathroom 1 is camped…
oh my god…my cat always does that!!!
my manchester terrier will jump up on my lap when i go in the bathroom and sit on the toilet.
We wuz traavelin an myne goggie Had tu be wif mee when Ai went into campgroun toylet room.
Doze liddle stallz: wuz v. tite fit for adult woman an adult Newfoundland goggie.
Plus, teh lady standin washing her handz wuz teh Surprised to see uz bof.
We left wif a qwikness.
Our cat does something like this too
My cat always does this when I try to pee D:
mum: i wont fall in dont wory
KIDZ: what if woo doo who will change my napie
MUM: our owner ther good at it
KIDZ: but they always get cross though…. mum… mMUM
MUM: gurgle
KIDZ: …..
MUM: even more gurgling
KIDZ even more …..
THE END!
think this is so cute and funny.i love it.
LoL, it’s so true!
LOL!!! that is so my mom’s cat every time she goes to another room he has to be right there!! OMG! LMFAO!!!!
guys, chill down. If I fallz in, den just get ur own foodies from da big box of noms.